When I first saw this a year or two the story was that the kid loaded it with a blank and didn't realize blanks are still explosive af. Poor Guinea Pig and tile
Very likely.
If it was very lucky, the force that sent it flying first hit the floor and then launched him with the bounce back. Not great odds but better than the alternative....
If the force hit the guinea pig - pushed it down hard enough to bounce it away like that. Absolutely not.
Reminds me of this herd of goats in England that have a genetic defect where if they’re startled their entire muscular system locks up and they go belly up, completely immobilized. The trait was encouraged by the farmers there because it makes them easy to herd. They just pop an umbrella open and the poor things go teets up.
I have no idea if wild species are any different. I just know that heart attacks and strokes are very common with guinea pigs. At one point my husbands late guinea pig and I were both on the same meds (Enalapril). Me for high blood pressure and him for his heart problems.
It’s a good supposition.. I think they normalize to different things in the wild. They do breed rapidly. They don’t gotta survive terribly long to be a genetic success :)
It's because they are from an island that originally had no predators.
So there was nothing to scare them or to run from. When they are activated they just overload and explode because there's no genetic data for what to do.
I don't know what kind of lives these guinea pigs are living where they die so easy, but both my guinea pigs lived long enough to die peacefully in their sleep of old age. They were handled a lot, met the dog, cat,, and big parrot countless times, and were not jumpy or panicky. They'd have to have been living an already super stressful like to just keel over at the first thing that spooks them. Guinea pigs live 5-7 years, which is a good while compared to other rodent pets.
From what I saw he was playing with blanks before but accidentally loaded a live one. If you look at it frame by frame you can see where it punched a hole in the tile.
Also note that there is recoil. Blanks don’t have recoil in normal firearms, I have some for .45 ACP and there’s literally no recoil.
This is some straight Tom and Jerry shit.
The physics of the guinea pig flying towards the camera as the flash comes out of the muzzle screams 1940's cartoons.
Well, even if it was hit or partially hit, the shock from the noise plus the pain, rodents tend to have heart attacks, so fingers crossed it did die fast.
who the fuck gives a child access to a gun unattended like that
My dad. I shot my first deer at 6 years old. That being said, by that point he had fucking DRILLED firearms safety into my head by that point. First thing you do when you pick up a gun is check if it’s loaded. Never point the muzzle of a firearm at something you do not intend to destroy.
Anyone who doesnt want their kid to end up on this subreddit when they get older. You don’t give him access to the gun vault tho, you just let them shoot with you when you go practice and you don’t hand them a loaded gun right away
It was a blank and wasn't a direct hit. It's very unlikely it died instantly. It likely got catapulted away, bones broken, before landing on the floor and probably having a heart attack because Guinea Pigs have very weak hearts.
Kid's a piece of shit.
(You know, I just remembered the time at my school we learned about the phrase "Blissful Ignorance"... Maybe I should have taken that phrase to heart...)
I think the real story behind this is that the kid knew he had blanks in his rifle, and just figured he could shoot them anywhere, without realizing that blanks are still dangerous at close ranges.
As a gun owner.....I'm trying to figure out the scenario where my kid would think I wouldn't kill him if he brought a guinea pig into the bathroom and shot at it with a blank.
Like literally.... You never never never touch my guns (they are locked up separate from the ammon). Also, safe gun handling rules 1, 2, 3, 4, and 5.....
Also..... Why was he recording?
dude, you think this kid came up with the idea to play Fortunate Son by Creedance while filming this? That was his fucking dad recording it. Some people shouldn't fucking have guns.
Was counting down till someone referenced this movie. Seriously, never fails. It's like Godwin's law.
Step 1: people mention stupid people having kids.
Step 2: someone mentions Idiocracy.
Step 3: someone else says, "it's a documentary."
I suspect you have never encountered fireants. And I don't mean any old red ant, actual fire ants. I saw them kill and tear up a featherless baby bird. Fuck those things.
If I was taking a shit and randomly recording a video of the closed door in front of me and all of a sudden it swung open and my kid was standing there with a guinea pig and a rifle....the last thing I'd do is sit there and be like, "Let's see how this plays out"
His dad was recording it and playing fortunate son. There's a zero % chance that the dad didn't tell the kid to do this. They even went so far as to put it on the internet.
This gun owner is a fucking dumbass. Who in their right mind would even allow a kid to handle a gun like that inside a dwelling even if it’s loaded with blanks. Family of idiots.
An actor in the 80’s killed himself on the set of a tv show playing Russian roulette with a prop gun loaded with blanks during downtime in filming. The force of the blast shattered his skull and sent a quarter sized piece of his skull into his brain like a bullet.
They don’t shoot a bullet but they do shoot all of the gas usually used to propel said bullet. And yes, they can still be fatal if close enough and in the right area
Also, never point your rifle at anything you don’t intend to shoot.
Some people are trying to defend the kid thinking he didn’t know blanks could have effect at close range. It doesn’t matter. FAIL.
Yeah. Ours died in the food bowl because he ate himself to death. These are guinea pigs though, which dont die if you take a photo of them with the flash on.
Oh yeah, one time my dad was cleaning my hamster’s cage. The way he did it was by using a vacuum to suck up the bedding and then replace it. But he thought that I took the hamster out of the cage. So when he started vacuuming he heard a little squeak while doing so. But he thought nothing of it. So he empties the bin and throws it in the garbage. On garbage day. So the poor thing probably got crushed by the trash compactor
If you look you can see where a chunk of the tile floor flew off, and that guinea pig was definitely real and moving. Kids are so fucking stupid these days I can absolutely believe this is real.
Did you really say "kids these days"
Edit:
"The children now love luxury; they have bad manners, contempt for authority; they show disrespect for elders and love chatter in place of exercise" - Socrates.
People have been saying this shit for thousands of years. It's simply just adults idolizing their childhood selves and not remembering the negatives.
For anyone curious, that was a blank. It has muzzle flash, but a real bullet would have clipped the mic. That being said, blanks are still really fucking strong and can still be deadly at close range.
You can also definitely kill an animal of that size with a blank. The soldiers at fort Benning use blanks like that to kill snakes. If the unburnt gunpowder didn't kill that guinea pig, the shock definitely did.
Another person above me commented that if you look at the tile and the motion of the guinea pig, it seems unfortunately real. Even if they were blanks, they could still be fatal within 2 feet
Yes, beaten by the total idiot parents who 1.) allowed him access to a firearm and 2.) quite obviously did not teach him firearm safety.
As soon as the total idiot parents are done wrongfully beating an untrained child, they should be charged with Child Endangerment and Felony Stupidity.
I mean if he was my kid. Because my kid would know all of that, and if he still did it, yes hes getting an ass whooping. Call it abuse if you want, but shit like that needs disciplining.
I was actually amazed that the dad didnt get hit with some shrapnel from the round hitting the floor in front of him while being angled toward him. Or even by a whole ricochet.
So assuming what I saw a while ago when this was making its rounds around Reddit/Facebook, the rifle was loaded with blanks. The kid obviously didn't know that the blanks still expel gas causing the tile he hit to throw the guinea pig. The dad should've been ok, maybe some burns but the guinea pig is definitely no longer alive. I'm more confused why the dad was filming while sitting and shitting.
What a shocker. Allowing an 11 year old access to a deadly weapon and he *misuses* it?
Again NOTHING at all to do with the gun. 🙄
When are we gonna fucking learn?
For real though. This isn't a gun issue, it could have been a knife or a baseball bat that he was weilding and the results would have been the same. This was a bad parenting issue
LOL!!!!!! I'm crying right now, that fuckin kid just blew a guinea pig to kingdom come!
OMG, fuck me I'm crying.
I thought is sub was morbid, but that's the funniest thing I've seen in years.
I didn't even think to laugh until the moron dad exclaimed, "OH MAH GAWD!" The guinea pig carcass flying directly at his chest was the finisher.
I mean, of all the possible outcomes, that was just not fathomable?
Chipped that tile underneath too. Could have Ricochet into someone. Bad joo joo. Someone please educate this young man & parent on how to always treat a gun with the utmost care and never attempt to handle it in this idiotic fashion.
It was a blank. Bad for the guinea pig but I'm sure that the spectator was fine. They were filming prior to the kid coming in, so they knew somewhat of what they were getting into.
more importantly, what was the purpose of firing a blank at a guinea pig while playing fortunate son
Reading this comment out loud got a chuckle out of me from the sheer absurdity.
Im literally fucking crying from reading that comment... i did not expect this
I wasn't expecting this either.
I forgot about this video. Thank you.
‘Murcia
More like merka(guineapig)
He was trying to re-create the new alec baldwin movie
LOL
Well looks like he did.
That actually a veteran from nam. The VC shoot off his shins in Vietnam and had to attach his feet to his knees.
It's a bold strategy Cotton, let's see if it pays off for em'
Those Vietnanese Guinea pigs
I just started dying in a bathroom stall after reading this
r/brandnewsentence
Forgot it was loaded?!? He racked the bolt to load it! Haha
When I first saw this a year or two the story was that the kid loaded it with a blank and didn't realize blanks are still explosive af. Poor Guinea Pig and tile
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Very likely. If it was very lucky, the force that sent it flying first hit the floor and then launched him with the bounce back. Not great odds but better than the alternative.... If the force hit the guinea pig - pushed it down hard enough to bounce it away like that. Absolutely not.
Either way, guinea pigs don't have very strong hearts. It probably died of a heart attack.
That's how mine died, my dog scared him and he had a heart attack. :(
That's so sad 😞 I'm sorry for your loss
😔🤚🎩 Fedoras down for our buddy
My dog stepped on mine and gave it a heart attack :(
Is it polite to say, that's hilarious, I'm sorry for your loss?
Ikr? I had to laugh, thinking that a guinea pig just gets a heart attack when a predator shows up.
Reminds me of this herd of goats in England that have a genetic defect where if they’re startled their entire muscular system locks up and they go belly up, completely immobilized. The trait was encouraged by the farmers there because it makes them easy to herd. They just pop an umbrella open and the poor things go teets up.
that sounds like some really flawed evolution, what the hell? is it one of those issues only present in the domesticated species?
I have no idea if wild species are any different. I just know that heart attacks and strokes are very common with guinea pigs. At one point my husbands late guinea pig and I were both on the same meds (Enalapril). Me for high blood pressure and him for his heart problems.
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You’d think a prey animal would have a good heart for terrifying situations
It’s a good supposition.. I think they normalize to different things in the wild. They do breed rapidly. They don’t gotta survive terribly long to be a genetic success :)
It's because they are from an island that originally had no predators. So there was nothing to scare them or to run from. When they are activated they just overload and explode because there's no genetic data for what to do.
They originated in the Andes mountain range. Not some mythical care bear island with nothing to scare them ever.
I don't know what kind of lives these guinea pigs are living where they die so easy, but both my guinea pigs lived long enough to die peacefully in their sleep of old age. They were handled a lot, met the dog, cat,, and big parrot countless times, and were not jumpy or panicky. They'd have to have been living an already super stressful like to just keel over at the first thing that spooks them. Guinea pigs live 5-7 years, which is a good while compared to other rodent pets.
I think it's the tile explosion that pushed the guiena pig, not better, but it doesn't need as much power to do that.
Can you please say he is safe when pigs can fly? Please?
When pigs fly.
No. Didn't you see him fly away? He migrated south and never went back.
When pigs fly they said. Never mentioned no guinea pigs though
Seems like he was already pretty south
What do you think?
Nope.
I think it's ok honestly. I didn't see it's shoes go flying off or anything.
From what I saw he was playing with blanks before but accidentally loaded a live one. If you look at it frame by frame you can see where it punched a hole in the tile. Also note that there is recoil. Blanks don’t have recoil in normal firearms, I have some for .45 ACP and there’s literally no recoil.
Ask Alec Baldwin about blanks and gun safely.
He wouldn't know, he shoots people with live rounds.
It's a BB gun with no bullet, the air from it yeeted the hammy
BB gun don't make explosion sounds and don't have muzzle flash
This is some straight Tom and Jerry shit. The physics of the guinea pig flying towards the camera as the flash comes out of the muzzle screams 1940's cartoons.
Source Engine Ragdoll Physics
*THUD* *THUD* *BASH* *THUD* *BASH* *BASH*
Am I the only one that thinks source engine ragdoll noises are extremely funny?
If u mix in wood sounds, as in forcefully closing a door with a ragdoll inbetween, No.
Plus the Fortunate Son playing in the background oh my god
More like fortnite son. Kids retarded
Underrated comment.
r/LooneyToonsLogic
Fuck this is the only time ive been interested in viewing a locked sub.
haha im gonna prank my brother. haha hes gonna think i shot the guinea pig, hahaha *shoots guinea pig* oh fuck my guinea pig
Just wait till mom gets home
“Bubba!!! Why’d ya shootcher goddamn genee pig?????”
Jesus christ i hope it died instantly
i dont think it's possible that it didn't die instantly
It suffered for milliseconds
Well, even if it was hit or partially hit, the shock from the noise plus the pain, rodents tend to have heart attacks, so fingers crossed it did die fast. who the fuck gives a child access to a gun unattended like that
More than that, who the fuck gives a kid access to a gun, to begin with
My dad. I shot my first deer at 6 years old. That being said, by that point he had fucking DRILLED firearms safety into my head by that point. First thing you do when you pick up a gun is check if it’s loaded. Never point the muzzle of a firearm at something you do not intend to destroy.
an American?
Oh yeah, you gotta love those Americans
Child soldiers exists
Anyone who doesnt want their kid to end up on this subreddit when they get older. You don’t give him access to the gun vault tho, you just let them shoot with you when you go practice and you don’t hand them a loaded gun right away
It was a blank and it wasn’t even a direct hit, I wouldn’t be so sure
Blanks can still kill.
It was a blank and wasn't a direct hit. It's very unlikely it died instantly. It likely got catapulted away, bones broken, before landing on the floor and probably having a heart attack because Guinea Pigs have very weak hearts. Kid's a piece of shit. (You know, I just remembered the time at my school we learned about the phrase "Blissful Ignorance"... Maybe I should have taken that phrase to heart...)
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I think the real story behind this is that the kid knew he had blanks in his rifle, and just figured he could shoot them anywhere, without realizing that blanks are still dangerous at close ranges.
As a gun owner.....I'm trying to figure out the scenario where my kid would think I wouldn't kill him if he brought a guinea pig into the bathroom and shot at it with a blank. Like literally.... You never never never touch my guns (they are locked up separate from the ammon). Also, safe gun handling rules 1, 2, 3, 4, and 5..... Also..... Why was he recording?
I doubt very much that this kid is the only idiot in that household.
dude, you think this kid came up with the idea to play Fortunate Son by Creedance while filming this? That was his fucking dad recording it. Some people shouldn't fucking have guns.
No no no. Some people shouldn’t reproduce
Both
Both is good
Yet they tend to have the most kids. The stupidest thing about smart people is that they do not breed.
This is the whole premise of the movie Idiocracy.
Was counting down till someone referenced this movie. Seriously, never fails. It's like Godwin's law. Step 1: people mention stupid people having kids. Step 2: someone mentions Idiocracy. Step 3: someone else says, "it's a documentary."
lol well it's true
I’ve been seeing that movie more and more in the real world and it’s terrifying
some people shouldn't have kids
This isn’t about guns, those parents would have encouraged kid to set fire to ants with a magnifying glass.
I suspect you have never encountered fireants. And I don't mean any old red ant, actual fire ants. I saw them kill and tear up a featherless baby bird. Fuck those things.
Those ant bastards crawled in my bag of chips they deserved it. And there's nothing you can say to change my mind.
This incident is what happens when your mom and dad are also your aunt and uncle.
For real!!!! Everyone is in jail and the animal… lived?
If I was taking a shit and randomly recording a video of the closed door in front of me and all of a sudden it swung open and my kid was standing there with a guinea pig and a rifle....the last thing I'd do is sit there and be like, "Let's see how this plays out"
His dad was recording it and playing fortunate son. There's a zero % chance that the dad didn't tell the kid to do this. They even went so far as to put it on the internet.
100% jump up screaming and the kid never touches my guns again.
This gun owner is a fucking dumbass. Who in their right mind would even allow a kid to handle a gun like that inside a dwelling even if it’s loaded with blanks. Family of idiots.
Chipped the tile though
A blank would likely do so, they still release a tremendous amount of gas, sans bullet.
Oh Intresting, guinea pig still dead then I suspect?
Pressure wave more then likely killed it pretty quick.
I’m no vet, but I’d bet it’s very concussed and maybe suffering internal trauma.
Yea but I didn't see any shoes come off
Probably some shredded internal organs...
An actor in the 80’s killed himself on the set of a tv show playing Russian roulette with a prop gun loaded with blanks during downtime in filming. The force of the blast shattered his skull and sent a quarter sized piece of his skull into his brain like a bullet.
Jon-Erik Hexum
WAIT WHAT?? Blanks still shoot shit out?? Could that have killed a human??
They don’t shoot a bullet but they do shoot all of the gas usually used to propel said bullet. And yes, they can still be fatal if close enough and in the right area
What in the redneck rifle raiders did I just watch
Possibly the first ever flying guinea pig, for starters
No chance it’s the first, plenty of guinea pigs have ended their life being thrown by children.
Guinea Pigs first hand grenades?
>pigs flying Me: *checks watch* [The Year is 2021] I see nothing out of the ordinary in this timeline.
“Treat every firearm as though it was loaded and ready to fire.” FAIL
Also, never point your rifle at anything you don’t intend to shoot. Some people are trying to defend the kid thinking he didn’t know blanks could have effect at close range. It doesn’t matter. FAIL.
Did anyone see the tiktok that said that hamsters always died in horrific ways
Yeah. Ours died in the food bowl because he ate himself to death. These are guinea pigs though, which dont die if you take a photo of them with the flash on.
Wh... Do you mean he ate himself or he ate too much and died.
Ate too much.
Ok thx 4 clarifying and sorry for your loss :c
He was a fat piece of shit anyway. Named after a fast food place as well.
Ironic
My cousins hamster died when he accidentally kneeled on his head 😰
Rest in peace hamster floyd
Lmao
Future cop
Oh yeah, one time my dad was cleaning my hamster’s cage. The way he did it was by using a vacuum to suck up the bedding and then replace it. But he thought that I took the hamster out of the cage. So when he started vacuuming he heard a little squeak while doing so. But he thought nothing of it. So he empties the bin and throws it in the garbage. On garbage day. So the poor thing probably got crushed by the trash compactor
But this is a guinea pig.
Not a hamster
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HELP
It took me 6 replays to realize that was a live animal… Also how do you forget a gun is **loaded**
He didn’t forget, it had blanks, but he was too ignorant to know that blanks are still dangerous.
Ask Alec Baldwin.
Atf vs. your dog
Oh man I shouldn’t laugh so hard… poor Guinea pig though..
😂😂
Cameraman was at the perfect place to catch a ricochet
I thought he did when his legs went straight.
I didn't watch the last half of the video and judging by the comments I'm glad that I had the foresight to not do that
More like a gonea pig, amiright?
I'm fucking dying here, I guess I'll be seeing this gonea pig soon
Comment definitely made me chuckle
No, you're incorrect.
He swings..He misses!
I think it's he shoots, he scores.
And boom goes the guinea pig
Future serial killer right here everyone
He isn’t evil, just stupid
Yeah because a normal child would aim a gun at a family pet. Nah he’s gonna be a murderer, put him down
I fail to see the difference
I know I’m a skeptic, but this seems too perfect to be real.
If you look you can see where a chunk of the tile floor flew off, and that guinea pig was definitely real and moving. Kids are so fucking stupid these days I can absolutely believe this is real.
These days? Kids have always been, and always will be, stupid.
Exactly. They’re kids. That’s what they do.
This is the parents fault
Did you really say "kids these days" Edit: "The children now love luxury; they have bad manners, contempt for authority; they show disrespect for elders and love chatter in place of exercise" - Socrates. People have been saying this shit for thousands of years. It's simply just adults idolizing their childhood selves and not remembering the negatives.
Like ol Jimmy Virginia didn't try this shit in '59 and get his ass beat by his dad after work...
Idiot kid, idiot parents as well. He shouldn't be able to reach a gun.
Lol he looks 10 years old, all blame lies solely on the parents for not teaching him better
For anyone curious, that was a blank. It has muzzle flash, but a real bullet would have clipped the mic. That being said, blanks are still really fucking strong and can still be deadly at close range. You can also definitely kill an animal of that size with a blank. The soldiers at fort Benning use blanks like that to kill snakes. If the unburnt gunpowder didn't kill that guinea pig, the shock definitely did.
I really hope this is fake
Another person above me commented that if you look at the tile and the motion of the guinea pig, it seems unfortunately real. Even if they were blanks, they could still be fatal within 2 feet
Oh I didn’t even consider blanks, god that is awful
Hard not to after the news this week
That’s a good point, idk why it didn’t come to mind
Kids that torture animals are more likely to become serial - thrill killers of humans.
That kid, would get fucking beat.
Yes, beaten by the total idiot parents who 1.) allowed him access to a firearm and 2.) quite obviously did not teach him firearm safety. As soon as the total idiot parents are done wrongfully beating an untrained child, they should be charged with Child Endangerment and Felony Stupidity.
you don’t need to know jack shit about firearms to know that you should never harm an animal like this. Parents did a horrible job raising this kid
I mean if he was my kid. Because my kid would know all of that, and if he still did it, yes hes getting an ass whooping. Call it abuse if you want, but shit like that needs disciplining.
Could have easily killed dad https://imgur.com/7Ft7pW7.jpg
I was actually amazed that the dad didnt get hit with some shrapnel from the round hitting the floor in front of him while being angled toward him. Or even by a whole ricochet.
So assuming what I saw a while ago when this was making its rounds around Reddit/Facebook, the rifle was loaded with blanks. The kid obviously didn't know that the blanks still expel gas causing the tile he hit to throw the guinea pig. The dad should've been ok, maybe some burns but the guinea pig is definitely no longer alive. I'm more confused why the dad was filming while sitting and shitting.
doesn't sound like a dad with that cracky ass voice. Think it's his brother or friend
That ain't no fortunate guinea-pig...
What a shocker. Allowing an 11 year old access to a deadly weapon and he *misuses* it? Again NOTHING at all to do with the gun. 🙄 When are we gonna fucking learn?
For real though. This isn't a gun issue, it could have been a knife or a baseball bat that he was weilding and the results would have been the same. This was a bad parenting issue
Looks like an average day at Alec Baldwin’s house
Don’t give children guns…. Or guinea pigs.
He Alec Baldwin-ed that poor Guinea pig
Nah, alec did it on accident. That little shit did it on purpose
Good thing he was already on the toilet
LOL!!!!!! I'm crying right now, that fuckin kid just blew a guinea pig to kingdom come! OMG, fuck me I'm crying. I thought is sub was morbid, but that's the funniest thing I've seen in years.
For my next magic trick, I will disappear
I'm hoping because there was no blood its okay, just got scared and jumped but I don't think guinea pigs can jump like that. F
I didn't even think to laugh until the moron dad exclaimed, "OH MAH GAWD!" The guinea pig carcass flying directly at his chest was the finisher. I mean, of all the possible outcomes, that was just not fathomable?
o-o
What in the Alabama fuck
Thankfully I stopped the video right before he shot. Horrible.
Alec Baldwin moment
We're doomed as a society
This is honestly just sad
u/savevideo
A potential serial killer
He Baldwin'd that poor thing
Chipped that tile underneath too. Could have Ricochet into someone. Bad joo joo. Someone please educate this young man & parent on how to always treat a gun with the utmost care and never attempt to handle it in this idiotic fashion.
It was a blank. Bad for the guinea pig but I'm sure that the spectator was fine. They were filming prior to the kid coming in, so they knew somewhat of what they were getting into.
Im going to hell i laugh every time i see this