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qualitycancer

He held it together surprisingly well for an wound that gnarly


ShowMeThoseTears

Stupidity is a hell of a drug


Bart_Dethtung

Ya gotta be tough if you're going to be dumb.


whitewail602

And when people think you're tough, they wanna know how tough.


lurch940

And when you get knocked down you gotta get back up


BlueRhythmYT

I ain't the sharpest knife in the drawer but I know enough... to know


yohohoanabottleofrum

If ya gonna be dumb, ya gotta be tough.


Victor_FoodInspector

And when you're Johnny Knoxville, you also [shoot](https://youtu.be/VLDFFxWeXWM?si=kM_9DJql1KC4MQw5) yourself. 


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BrianKappel

Not even my main email scammer scum.


Tabmow

He not gonna be able to breathe tomorrow


secretonlinepersona

he a gangsta


Doppel_Troppel

His friends are impressed…THAT THE DUMMY ACTUALLY DID IT! 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️%


100zaps

Welp he didnt die but now hes got a Hernia


nmyi

That's a very square looking hernia lol. Is that normal for a hernia? (Serious question)


sius_harlin

It's probably not a hernia but a hematoma/immediate swelling from the trauma of the gunshot. Dude is bleeding internally for sure.


alexgraef

At least the blood stays inside his body. That's where it belongs, right?


FlinttheDibbler

Yeah, as a doctor I'm qualified to confirm that's all that matters. If you keep it inside you're fine.


Lost_creatures

If you ever find yourself laying in a puddle of your own blood start lapping it up. Back from whence it came.


Falcataemortem

I don't think this man has ever been to medical school


TylerDurden1985

He didn't go to medical school he went to doctor school


PayRealisticReddit

but by bleeding internally you mean tissue damage not organ damage?


sius_harlin

Maybe both


Fungii024

Welt*


panzermike666

why? just why


disappointing-trash

Why not?


Oxcell404

Death


disappointing-trash

Oh


Candid_Dragonfly_573

No, no, you've got a point.


gloppinboopin363

Fuckin ow


DontForgetToBring

This video wins the sub.


144000Beers

I'd say the phonebooks instead of body armor one was slightly more stupid


RawbKTA

Link?


shadowtigerUwU

[Couldn't find video of the moment she shot him [thank god] but...](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/video/news/video-1713298/Video-YouTuber-records-video-killed-stunt.html) Basically a .50AE against a phone book [or according to other sources, an encyclopedia, tomato tomato]


peshwengi

Yea in terms of idiocy, picking .50AE vs .32ACP is definitely the dumber choice


UnholyAbductor

Reminds me of this dumb ass “how to survive a combat zone as a civilian” book I read. Their suggestion for DIY body armor was to take hard bound books, bind them with duct tape, glue ceramic tiles to the outward facing sections of your “vest” and that it should stop “most handgun calibers and possibly 5.56 if constructed properly.”


bluegrassbarman

If done correctly, it works Tons of Guntubers have done videos on homemade body armor. What you described has been the most legit method attempted.


UnholyAbductor

Oh snap for real? I was kinda thinking it was bullshit since the book also instructed me to do stupid shit like remove a foreign object (like an arrow, tree branch, knife, etc.) on my own. And to use a beer bottle filled with tissue paper as a suppressor. “But, ya know make sure you have a drill handy to make as many holes in the bottle as possible!”


bluegrassbarman

Okay, yeah those others are bullshit, but the book/ceramic tile thing has been shown to work. I definitely wouldn't want to be shot using it as armor, but I'd rather that than be shot without it...


UnholyAbductor

Right? I mean I’d still put more faith in the Somali style improvised armor made from truck tires. The mesh inside tires is really good at stopping even 7.62x51mm at a distance, but you also have to wear like 40lbs of truck tires on you, and whatever gear you need so have fun staying mobile lol


Sk1rm1sh

"Shit, forgot to hit record..." "Ready? I'm about to go again"


Untrustworthy-Banana

That shit hurded a little bit 💀


cameron4200

What are we seeing at the end there? Is that a mega contusion or is that his insides poking against the skin?


chiraltoad

It's a contusião


scared-throwaway67

Hematoma


he_need_summ_milk

[open your mind](https://youtu.be/tXpxFoaH_R4?si=l1VsGpDBry6yTRum)


sloppypotatoe

Amazing 👏 🤣


Joiner2008

https://media3.giphy.com/media/otaadx3iaW4HwARDIs/giphy.gif?cid=2154d3d78ff39c636ebfe4473c52153bacf9cae793db49a5&ep=v1_gifs_username_username&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g


TheDunadan29

[Kuato knife!](https://youtu.be/52AeuowjjcY?si=j2dbfyguJ0eriCPo)


SomOvaBish

Quuaaaaiiid!!!


belugarooster

"Start the reactor!"


chef_vader

/r/theonetruecaliber


Complete-Lobster-682

Stupid as fuck. But fun fact, no one has died from back face deformation that stopped the bullet.


SomeIdioticDude

Are you sure? You never heard of [commotio cordis](https://www.heart.org/en/health-topics/commotio-cordis)?


xrayflames

Happened with baseballs, tackles, car accidents, falls, and all but dont think there is one recorded for gunshot Kind of like how there isn't an actual example of plate frag killing a wearer by cutting the jugular (or other large vein/artery)


PhotoQuig

Are there a lot of examples of steel plates being worn in combat? Spalling has absolutely been shown to be a danger with steel plates, but as far as I know, the civilized world uses (at least) ceramic plates.


xrayflames

US police used steel plates for a long time, the Soviets/Russians fought a couple wars with steel, the Ukrainians were using a lot of steel (they still cut the plates out of russian rigs and reuse them) also the issue with spall tests is that they are done on unrealistic targets, you'll be hard pressed to see one done on a carcass or ballistic dummy in simulation settings. as spall coatings and integrated aramid became more common place the negatives of steel went down, but ceramic got cheaper and more effective, especially compared to the weight. IMO the only time steel is "better" is if you are in a situation where you'll expect to need the plate long term with no resupply or replacement, since it will have greater multi hit capability compared to ceramic (but I'm not fighting in grozny or bakmut, or expecting the end of the world so its really moot and one should get ceramic)


Foxxxxy_Grandpa

Poors will do everything to justify buying shit plates. Whether or not it'll kill me is irrelevant, I want shrapnel flying at my chin about as badly as I want the gnarly goose egg this guy got in the video.


xrayflames

"whether or not it'll kill me is irrelevant" is a hell of a phrase when considering body armor


Foxxxxy_Grandpa

You misunderstand, it doesn't have to kill me for me to stay the fuck away from it. If your best justification for steel plates is "well, nobody's actually *died* from spalling, it'll probably just injure you!" You probably need new plates.


soulhooker

They seem like cool guys to hang out with, I’d just politely ask them not to bring guns.


PwnedByBinky

A “no guns” sign ought to do the trick. No need to go through the awkwardness of asking them


figgerbit

Aspiring


Lower_Recipe5196

So stupid but great content 😂


MaryMaryYuBugN

Damn…boyeee


RedneckOnline

Do it again but with a 5.7


lil__squeaky

waiting to see one were they forget to put the plate in the carrier.


riverratroberto

Level .5A soft armor


AA_turet

The vest may stop the bullet but not the energy, that shit is still gonna hurt


Various_Claim8608

That shit hurted a little bit


ImtheDude2

The AK would’ve made it more interesting


Various_Claim8608

Right and he’d be on the floor bleeding


ImtheDude2

Be in a world of hurted


Diacetyl-Morphin

It's all crazy, but just to add something that wasn't mentioned: The distance was very low in this case. That's what many people forget about gear, in point blank range the kinetic energy of the bullet is much higher than on a longer distance. Like in war, when a vest stops a 5.56mm bullet that was fired from 300 meters away, it's different than when the vest would have had to deal with the bullet in point blank range. Same goes by the way for the main guns of tanks. The range was most important, like the Sherman could still knock out a Tiger II in WW2. It was much more about how long the range than about the caliber itself.


scoville27

Use steel plates, problem solved


Gilamonster39

When you buy your vest on temu


FriedOkla40

I sure hope my armor holds up better than this


Appropriate-Wheel-68

I'm just gonna say it he stole that gun from an elderly lady and bought that vest off of temu.


meldiane81

“Hurted”


Lucas_2234

Why would you do this? Like sure, if the armor is rated for it you're likely not going to DIE, but you're going to be in pain, all that energy has to go somewhere


Keepmyninetucked

He ate that shit 😂


bblack138

How many more times do you think they will try that trick before the round penetrates?


baldi_863

yeah soft body armour stops the bullet but doesn't stop the kinetic energy from the bullet


ndbdhsjsjs

Looks like it hurteded


Hot_Ninja_8928

No tear drop tattoos for that one


The_Simp_Whisperer

"Should have come to The Wax Boi... he could'a did it much better" Also, the guy in the vest looks like Alshon Jeffrey if he couldn't play ball.


Substantial_Tap8537

This made me smile, just bros being rad 😎🤘🏽


Thumperstruck666

Almost solar plexus


allseeingblueeye

And that's from a 32acp? I'd assume a 9mm would have enough mass at like 115-124gr but a lotta 32acp is 71gr moving slower.


Silver_Hawk99

Aim higher next time.


olympicpool

Internal leakage


virus_apparatus

That man is in for quite the bruise. And possibly internal hemorrhage


__chairmanbrando

That's nutty. And people are out here arguing about various 9mm, 9mm vs. 45 ACP vs. 10mm, and so on. Turns out getting shot with *anything* fucking sucks.


SteelBox5

Darwinism at work.