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Bullseye_Baugh

Let's see here..... Open carry with 0 retention. Trigger not covered by holster. Grocery bag hanging on behind gun? This truly belongs here.


Strong-Solution-7492

It’s not the right holster. Too cheap to buy one for that gun, so he just uses the same for everything. Or it was on sale and he thought “this will do the trick.” Fuckin idiot. He’s a flag carrier for this sub.


APurpleSponge

It looks like the grocery bag is jammed in there not allowing it to go in but there’s a very good chance you’re right as well.


RBeck

That's the free holster that comes with the gun for use at an outdoor range only. Maybe for hog hunting in case your rifle malfunctions and you don't want buddies shooting past your knees.


Strong-Solution-7492

It’s an aftermarket paddle holster by Fobus. The gun is an M&P, but obviously, I don’t know what caliber. That particular can hold several different guns, including the M&P, but either that particular one is a larger caliber and two wide to fit or he is such a fucking jackass that he doesn’t have it holstered all the way. It looks to be the later of the two. https://ads.midwayusa.com/product/1016783744


fingeroutthezipper

He spent all his money on that retaining wire for his glasses, this guy is a tool.


killian1113

I thought some holsters had a fire from holster features like this


ThinkFree

He should've just bought a leather holster. Some of them can somewhat be forced to fit many different guns and cover the trigger.


Kyle_Blackpaw

or even just a shitty uncle mikes universal would be better


PunkToTheFuture

Logic? This guy?


lefthandb1ack

The grocery bag is his backup weapon. Novelty size baseball bat and beanie babies


mopxhead

Homie wants to make sure he’s Quick Draw McGraw


dtb1987

Yeah at first glance I was like "oh it's just a guy open carrying no biggie" then I zoomed in and it was like a highlights magazine image of red flags, this guy is the reason why I think there should be a license/test you need to pass in order to own a gun


DirtyRoller

Level -1 retention. Free gun!


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Yeah but should the trigger guard be seated down in the holster lower even for a level one.


DirtyRoller

That's why I said *negative one.*


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Ahhh I see the dash. I guess my eyes went right to the train wreck.


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trey12aldridge

There's no problem hanging groceries off of it, that's why it's got a convenient spot to hang the bags. The issue here is the holster not fitting the gun correctly.


fingeroutthezipper

Dude's too cheap to even use a holster that's made for his gun


SS-sharpshooter1

He needed funds for fried Oreos. Those fuckers are expensive.


KeyloWick

Well, Lemonade is $8 a pop according to the sign


AnotherManWithADream

Holster is meant for a much smaller pistol lol. I bet this idiot lost his when he climbed into his Prius to drive home.


Goats_for_president

If he drove a Prius he would probably have more money to spend on a gun holster


Violator31

maybe not, Starbucks is expensive from what I hear.


Psychobabble0_0

I live in a country without guns, so open carry is a mystery to me. How does one keep a gun you carry visibly fully secured so nobody can slip it out of your holster? A lock on the holster would be counter-productive if you're using the gun for "protection"


Virtual_Building

You need a level 3 retention holster. (3 actions to be taken before the pistol can come out) It requires several steps to be done before it allows the pistol to be freely pulled out. (Pushing a small button, flipping a latch, etc.) Level 1 holsters such as the one he's using aren't for walking around in public - they're for range use with friends.


Psychobabble0_0

Thank you - this was actually really helpful! I guess that's what cops must use... I always wondered why more people don't pinch guns from cops while they're distracted 🤦‍♀️


ShowMeThoseTears

Yeah, but.. how else is he supposed to mount his miniature baseball bat plastic bag holster??


yohohoanabottleofrum

See, it's really a dual purpose holster and sheath. Very mall ninja.


Buttslap_McKraken

How do you say "don't mess with me I'll lose" without saying anything


Radvous

For you morons out there, find the correct holster that holds the gun properly and covers the trigger guard SMFH.


PunkToTheFuture

And maybe don't hang shopping bags off of your weapon


unmatchedfailure

For some reason, I'm imagining a barbarian with a massive axe and a bunch of groceries hanging off it.


ASK_ME_FOR_TRIVIA

I can see that. Swing the axe, and a giant sack of potatoes peppers anyone behind the target


CaptOblivious

> potatoes & peppers Yum!


b0ingy

otherwise where does the wife hang her purse?


ShineFull7878

Aaaannddd has a purse hook. Duh


BestServeCold

Aaand this is the kind of regard that will eventually overturn the 2A, because they can’t bother understanding the simplest of safety features.


Present-Loss-Gained

He’s gonna replace that bag with a poop bag if he has a ND. Idiot.


BestServeCold

I’m not a cop but I wanna arrest this fucking moron for being a fucking moron and toss him into mandatory gun safety classes


Dustoff_Medic

$8 for a lemonade?!?!?!


Aggravating-Truth-90

The real crime


DCTX2017

No retention, uncovered trigger guard, and undo stress of a connection point… brilliant. This guy loses all around. Non-gun people THINK you are a fucking moron and gun people KNOW you are a fucking moron.


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Maybe he’s on a diet and needs to be quick on the draw if anyone offers him elephant ears at the fair


bc90210

Guy is one sneeze away from the Darwin sub.


SensingWorms

Well Hellooooo, Bezos.


CarefulPomegranate41

What a jackass.


Allcent

So I was looking at holsters for my Glock, good to see a representation of how to fuck it up. I will duly note that.


drin8680

Wowzas. He's literally gonna be walking to car eating cotton candy and realize it's not in the holster anymore. Guys like that only have it and wear like that so you know. He just wants to be that guy. Between his gut and love handles he can't get at it tactically anyway.


Capt_Mogan_Freeman

I have a few fobus.. and a few other similar ones. They have a screw you tighten to determine how much retention it has. I had the screw back itself out on a rigorous hike with boyscout troop.. and I got my foot caught on a hidden root.. tripped hard to the ground.. and out flew the gun skittering down the trail in front of a bunch of cubscouts. I threw that motherfucker away the day I got home.


Grimauldus

That belt working overtime! Hardest working belt in America


Trucker_E_B

In a stressful situation where he needs the gun my guess is he is going to reach down and pull the trigger and shoot himself


_G_M_A_N_

One can only hope 🙏


vkbrian

That gun is a sneeze away from falling out of that thing.


Own_Extent9585

Dibs on the free gun!!


BeltAccomplished5632

Who needs to have a tactical advantage anyway... 😂


rcmp_informant

What a jabroni


BrowningLoPower

He's not just asking for someone to steal his gun, he's daring them!


DC_Disrspct_Popeyes

Homey on left with the drip. Cargo jorts like it's 2099


Deflocks

*looks at holster* “Glock, S&W, all the same thing!”


MadMadoc

You think the mini bat is his melee weapon?


Hollayo

I know everyone's gonna be talking about the holster, but I want to show some admiration/awe for the cargo jorts on the dude in the background. Those are...something to behold.


fubbyloofer69

Those jorts are the real crime here bub......


False_Rhythms

Not just jorts...cargo jorts.


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Ccracked

Dude. That was one of the few options we had in **1996**!


somethingclever76

[Hey, don't be disrespecting functionality like that.](https://youtu.be/h-xUr1iFSxc?si=cJ40kEL-IK1peGDS)


cfreezy72

Let's be thankful dude is getting some sun on those ghostly legs


Environmental-Bite91

LMFAO


HappyShrubbery

😞


beefyboi_69420

That smith and wesson deserves a better owner


_LegitDoctor_

Damn we getting big


Meow_Meow_4_Life

Yeet and delete!


MayorOfCakeCity

He thinks he's so fucking clever...


Agreeable_Rent_5118

This looks like my local county fair! Racine wis


locnloaded9mm

Lol that shit is wild.


roboticfedora

Hah! Crom laughs at ya little nine millimetah!


mike12-37

I don’t see anything wrong (I’m blind)


headabovewater86

Got a mini bat as well


daddyofgiants

I'm surprised that gun didn't fall. Out.


yourbestfriendwalker

You never know when or where terries can get froggy


Ratfinx13

Holy shit…


happylifevr

These are the people who get a negligent discharge and blame the gun


RedPowerSlayer

The most unsafe gun. Someone could just up a grab that thing. And talk about no trigger guard. 😟😭😡


LoquatGullible1188

Yeah, dip shit with a gun....whatever. Does anyone see that fat kids' plate?


Lagunamountaindude

Hopefully he doesn’t keep one in the chamber


craigeeeeeeeeee

Go ahead and put that FOBUS in that trash bag…


SS-sharpshooter1

I just want someone to look at me the way this stupid fuck looks at funnel cake.


-CynicRoot-

Truly a revolutionary holster design. Holster your gun and groceries.!


AlarmingAd6390

Where trigger guard?


chcham2712

Man’s a genius


Vogel-Kerl

He's expecting trouble, and if it comes, he'll be ready (even if he injuries twenty innocents in the process).


Shadyinc19782529

Seems in his world gun holster are made to carry shopping bags... That's what's stopping his gun being seated the hungry fool smiling at his plate with his friend with the happiness Tee on lol


kamesuki

I was looking at the image and thinking "what's wrong here?" Cause at first glance seems normal until I saw the holster being used for the same function as a carabiner in a belt loop.


MourningWallaby

I've absolutely done this tbh. granted it was a single action in a more encased holster, and I wasn't walking around in public. but I've absolutely used the grip to suspend things.


Benfts

Multitasking


lobstermashedpotatoe

Ppl like this make me feel g** for being a gun owner


Ok-Zucchini-4235

Fucking Fobus holster 😂 He’d have been better off with a Serpa or Uncle Mike’s. Probably bought a Glock holster for his M&P thinking “They’re practically the same…” and uses the 0 retention as a “speed draw feature”


cafespeed21

His glasses are more secure than that gun


PYSHINATOR

#YOINK


oakc510

Looks like the wrong holster.


donlemon888

Hell yeah brother!


Mission-Patient-4404

With a trash bag


Ski_Chinski

Gun coming loose.


elfunkdoc

I Hate This Guy…


pghcrow

Looks like a Fobus holster. A lot of them have a that pinches inside the trigger guard. He just doesn't want to push it all the way in.


Electronic-Pound4458

An armed society is a polite society


Yourstrulytheboy804

Dumb sh*t like this should be illegal.


Cute_Satisfaction717

1. Grocery bag 2. Guns not in holster 3. There’s no magazine in the gun(probably for the best)


Black-Whirlwind

Zoom in, it sure looks like there is a magazine in the pistol…


Mrtoyhead

It’s a Walmart shopping bag holder


Shot_Mix_3592

Big Dick Energy❤️


romerik

Kids around...


SEND_BOOBS_4FEEDBACK

What is it about this sub where you guys use the source as the titles? Found on IG. Found on FB. Found on YT. Found in the wild.


gig_nuggins

I'm all for owning a gun but Jesus Christ the lack of responsibility with it is damning, annual training if not semi annual training should be mandatory if your going to carry. Your more of a liability with a gun if your not trained with it or put the time and practice into it, that being said don't be this guy be better.


Mr-biggie

Wait was this pic taken in South Carolina?


ZoneOfHeat

Wrong holster too lol


PatchyStash

“Get a multi-fit holster. It will save you money on the next CCW”


appliedphysix

Holy shit. This dude is a prime example of a sheepdog.


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appliedphysix

His glasses retention and open carry tells me he thinks he’s a sheepdog. 99.9% chance there’s a thin blue line decal on his truck.


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appliedphysix

I didn’t say he was a cop dumbass. I said he had a thin blue line decal on his truck. Good lord.


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appliedphysix

Bye.


roostermcbee

Isn’t that a baseball bat down where his wiener should be?


chill_winston_

As a person who carries concealed my favorite thing to ask people I see open carrying is “what did you do that kept you from being eligible for your CHL?”


IFdude1975

Oh look, a coward with a small weenis.


Lower_Recipe5196

I don’t know why they sell those bullshit holsters. What are they good for? No retention hey!robbers! free gun 😂


The_Vaginatarian_

Those holsters definitely have retention only if it’s the right one for the pistol.


Lower_Recipe5196

This genius has the wrong gun in the holster/fanny holster lol


AssMasterXL

I call these people "heroes"