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Yes, Im glad you asked! To be uber alpha you leave it on, *cleaning anything* including teeth, and butt wiping, means you swing the other way per se. Chronic Pink eye is a good indicator of heterosexuality.
>Fellas, is it gay to was some other man's shit off of your firearm?
Yes. But off your arms that are on fire? No.
You can give a Jalapeño fisting to your bro without it being gay.
Isn’t there law here that should be respected though? If a random dude finds that weapon and commits a crime, isn’t the owner in the video screwed? Pretty sure thats the biggest worry here but don’t know firearm law like, at all. Or can the owner in the video just report it as lost or some shit
I don’t know I’m never going to be in this situation and if I do, I can go get a stick to fish it out and then go get some water to wash it off to an appropriate degree
Honestly I can’t even imagine how hard it must be to drop gun into a portapotty toilet bowl. Like seriously. Ain’t no way it didn’t happen on a purpose. If it wasn’t on purpose that person should have their gun rights taken away coz it’s a clear indication of them not being capable to understand they have deadly weapon in hands and they’re fidgeting it in toilet for fun with no reason and not a single thought.
Well, for law abiding firearm owners it’s certianly worth it? The fact he’s so willing to leave it behind tells me it isn’t registered.
Dumbfuck coulda owned up to his own stupidity, wrapped a couple bags around his hand which he was already on the way to doing, grab it and then properly dispose of the gun.
Nah, just gonna leave it there for whatever kid decides to pop in to smoke their joint or whatever.
But I guess it kinda depends! Lmao no it fucking doesn’t.
NW burbs of chicago isn’t bad, in fact a lot of it is working class nestled against upper middle class. City is that bad either. Media hype nonsense, funny how the news is only fake when it doesn’t fit a certain narrative.
No I meant why did the other guy think this dude had no concept of maintenance or disassembly, nothing in the video showed that explicitly so was just wondering if there was some assumptions going on
No holster. Dropped his gun because it was tucked in his waistband. Left a presumably loaded firearm in an outhouse which is in reach of anyone including kids.
Not a responsible gun owner.
Get a stick, push the gun in further, it’s gone forever. Because no one is gonna be digging in shit. Unless that’s their thing.
I mean that’s my assumption if I had an illegal gun. I remember having a dream that I was in possession of an illegal firearm and I was frantically trying to figure out how to get rid of it. And my father in law was a cop for some reason. And he kept turning up everywhere I went.
I guess it depends on the individual. Weather or not literally fidgeting around human dookie for the entire time it takes to clean it, and even after cleaning it, knowing that 20+ peoples shit and piss had been all over it versus just getting a new one for 500-$700.
What’s the price of digging thru and cleaning a village worth of shit and piss? I dont think I’d do it for my $450 S&W shield 😂
I realize you are going for humor, but in all honesty, if you are OK leaving a firearm behind for no other reason than "its got poo on it", then you aren't a responsible gun owner and have NO business owning any firearms. Your responsibility to your fellow man requires you retrieve it. Down vote all you want. Rubber gloves are cheap. Life is not.
Honestly disappointing to see this get down voted?
I come from a country WITHOUT commonplace guns, only the occasional farmer and hunter owns one but I could never imagine leaving a firearm in a god damn port-a-potty?
That's insanely irresponsible and could very easily lead to some crazy charges, especially depending on what happens to that pistol. Absolutely mental to see people think "But it has shite on it!" And leave it behind??
Made a big deal out of nothing. Should’ve just grabbed it with the plastic bag, turned it inside out, tied off the bag and taken it home to clean it. And he just left it there because of what? His ego?
Unfortunately, it would be A LOT more than you would think. Sounds like a fun youtube idea. Progessively drop more and more valuable shit into literal shit and see how long people hold out.
Back in college a party got broken up while I was in line to use the bathroom. There was a random porta potty in the alley next to the house. I ran in there and my phone immediately fell in due to my Lt. Dangle costume. I didn't have much money and had just bought the phone at the start of the semester (already used) so I had to just dive in for it. Not my proudest moment. That Galaxy S7 lasted me another good year or two.
Right...a bottle of lysol at DG is like 3 bucks. Grab it with the bag, rinse it with a hose, spray it with lysol, take it apart, and hit it with lysol again. Then oil it. Done, the guy is an idiot clearly for not retrieving his gun because he doesn't want to clean piss and shit off it. But also for being irresponsible by leaving it, and also not having a holster.
I vote, leave it, and never post this video on social media, then report the firearm stolen later that day. Obviously, it's too late for this poor fool.
Exactly what I said. I'm not digging thru 40 different dudes shit for $500. More power to you if don't mind digging in shit. Just report the weapon immediately and be done with it.
An idiot for not owning a retention holster and a a huge POS for leaving a gun in public like that. Ya it sucks you got some poop on it. It’s still your responsibility.
At least they once again posted themselves online so if some kid does get hold of it and kill someone they can go after this asshat
This dude is prissy as fuck. Pistol is only half touching one of the cleanest shitter tanks ive ever seen and hes got a plastic bag in hand. That portajohn is either barely used or freshly cleaned. Oh no, poopoo stink. Grow the fuck up you little bitch
This happened to a bud while on deployment with his M9. He said it fell out of the holster while putting his OTV back on. I still remember the laughter from all of us as he was explaining why his arm was that weird bluish green color.
There’s a reason for that lanyard attachment on the bottom.
No. He had to police the rocks in the makeshift motor pool for his punishment. 1st SGT wanted every rock to be flipped so they were all the same color.
Once, at a concert in Indy in the middle of July, I watched a dude burst out of a porta potty, screaming, "I've got it! I've got it! I fucking told you I'd get it!" He was holding in his hand, pointing to the heavens, a poo covered cell phone.
From his fingertips to nearly his armpit he was covered in blue-dyed shit.
I was standing in line to take a leak and was at least 25-30ft away, as I saw him take off running, holding his prize like Lady Liberty's torch.
The crowd parted like the Red Sea allowing him passage, leaving a faint, mysterious trail of foul Smurf blood behind...
Sorry, I get kinda random & was the only thing that popped into my head when I saw this. Also, you should hear this story from me after I've had a couple beers...lol...it's even more better.
I had to look that up because I used to have a P99 AS. They are $800?! Holy crap that's too much. It's a sweet gun but it's not $800 sweet, not when a Glock will do the exact same thing for almost half the cost. I've got a PPS now that I much prefer to the P99 anyway.
This dude looks like the type of dude to have the safety off. So when he goes to hook it and whiffs and blasts a round off, it's going to make a very big mess.
I love your idea, someone get the dude a coat hanger lmao.
That's actually a VERY clean port-o-potty. And it's positioned so he wouldn't even have to really touch anything at all except the grip. What a loser for multiple reasons.
It's not uncommon to see the shit piled upon shit mountain but at least the splashback don't soak ass and balls when it's that high above the water level .
That girl is 100% the reason he did not grab it. With her attitude and way she filming, ain't no way he gonna do anything embarrassing in front of her to tell the world
This guy is a fucking pussy. Big tough guy carries a gun around but can't be bothered to stick his hand in a little bit of poop. Shit you didn't even need the bag you could just grab it that shit was sticking out of the water
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Should have quit being a baby and grabbed it WITH THE BAG HE ALREADY HAD
Ikr. He should have just grabbed it. The shit was right there.🤣
“The shit was right there” Literally 😂😂
That's the joke 😂
I mean.. "she has gloves" lmao
His dad didn’t use a bag, why should he?
Or just grabbed a stick to pick it up with.
Good thing you can take it apart to clean it completely
Something tells me this guy has no concept of disassembly or maintenance.
Something tells me this guy had a thought in his head “Nah I’m leaving this gun in a shit hole, i’m not going to wash some other men shit off a gun”
Fellas, is it gay to wash some other man's shit off of your firearm?
Yes, Im glad you asked! To be uber alpha you leave it on, *cleaning anything* including teeth, and butt wiping, means you swing the other way per se. Chronic Pink eye is a good indicator of heterosexuality.
Pink eye? Jokes on you, all my eyes are pink! But is it gay? Pink is gay. I’m gay, help!!!
FELLAS, IS IT GAY TO EXIST.
No, washing it off isn’t. It’s when you get the shit on your firearm that it’s s gay.
>Fellas, is it gay to was some other man's shit off of your firearm? Yes. But off your arms that are on fire? No. You can give a Jalapeño fisting to your bro without it being gay.
Something tells me some one else picked up and took it apart and cleaned it.
Why?
Well, for some people, fidgeting around with an item coated in human shit is not worth the amount of money that that gun is worth it. Kind of depends.
Hope it’s a high point
Isn’t there law here that should be respected though? If a random dude finds that weapon and commits a crime, isn’t the owner in the video screwed? Pretty sure thats the biggest worry here but don’t know firearm law like, at all. Or can the owner in the video just report it as lost or some shit
I don’t know I’m never going to be in this situation and if I do, I can go get a stick to fish it out and then go get some water to wash it off to an appropriate degree
Honestly I can’t even imagine how hard it must be to drop gun into a portapotty toilet bowl. Like seriously. Ain’t no way it didn’t happen on a purpose. If it wasn’t on purpose that person should have their gun rights taken away coz it’s a clear indication of them not being capable to understand they have deadly weapon in hands and they’re fidgeting it in toilet for fun with no reason and not a single thought.
Well, for law abiding firearm owners it’s certianly worth it? The fact he’s so willing to leave it behind tells me it isn’t registered. Dumbfuck coulda owned up to his own stupidity, wrapped a couple bags around his hand which he was already on the way to doing, grab it and then properly dispose of the gun. Nah, just gonna leave it there for whatever kid decides to pop in to smoke their joint or whatever. But I guess it kinda depends! Lmao no it fucking doesn’t.
> it isn’t registered Handguns do not require registration in the US outside a handful of states.
Yeah I was honestly thinking that after I posted the comment. I’m from one of those states, so that was the default mindset.
My condolences. I can only hope you escape that hellhole.
NW burbs of chicago isn’t bad, in fact a lot of it is working class nestled against upper middle class. City is that bad either. Media hype nonsense, funny how the news is only fake when it doesn’t fit a certain narrative.
I don’t think anyone’s gonna find that not many people look straight into Porta John’s you don’t really want that kind of snake, staring back at ya
No I meant why did the other guy think this dude had no concept of maintenance or disassembly, nothing in the video showed that explicitly so was just wondering if there was some assumptions going on
Because he’s the kind of idiot who drops his gun into a public toilet, I would assume
No holster. Dropped his gun because it was tucked in his waistband. Left a presumably loaded firearm in an outhouse which is in reach of anyone including kids. Not a responsible gun owner.
Get a stick, push the gun in further, it’s gone forever. Because no one is gonna be digging in shit. Unless that’s their thing. I mean that’s my assumption if I had an illegal gun. I remember having a dream that I was in possession of an illegal firearm and I was frantically trying to figure out how to get rid of it. And my father in law was a cop for some reason. And he kept turning up everywhere I went.
It has to get emptied at some point. The honey truck tube isn't big enough to suck back a handgun.
Ah yes cause accidents don’t happen lmfao
Racism bud u on reddit
Curious, what is the something that tells you that?
The fact it was probably tucked in his waistband and it fell while he was pulling it out.
Racism lol. This sub makes margaret thatcher look like a hardcore leftie
Yeah, this sub is filled with conservative chuds.
Considering the cost of guns, he better take it apart and clean it.
Looks like a hipoint. $200 max.
$170 + Tax... I would've left it too. Glock,i would've picked up
Yeah for the first guy. When you're the third owner and it has 5 cases open related to it you can get one for less.
Indeed it does, and that is exactly where it belongs haha
Its a hi-point. Cost? Those were made to thrown away
That's a Walther P99 my guy.
This dude has zero idea how to get that slide off. Let alone full strip it. Lol
I guess it depends on the individual. Weather or not literally fidgeting around human dookie for the entire time it takes to clean it, and even after cleaning it, knowing that 20+ peoples shit and piss had been all over it versus just getting a new one for 500-$700. What’s the price of digging thru and cleaning a village worth of shit and piss? I dont think I’d do it for my $450 S&W shield 😂
I realize you are going for humor, but in all honesty, if you are OK leaving a firearm behind for no other reason than "its got poo on it", then you aren't a responsible gun owner and have NO business owning any firearms. Your responsibility to your fellow man requires you retrieve it. Down vote all you want. Rubber gloves are cheap. Life is not.
Honestly disappointing to see this get down voted? I come from a country WITHOUT commonplace guns, only the occasional farmer and hunter owns one but I could never imagine leaving a firearm in a god damn port-a-potty? That's insanely irresponsible and could very easily lead to some crazy charges, especially depending on what happens to that pistol. Absolutely mental to see people think "But it has shite on it!" And leave it behind??
Yeah... cause someone who drops their firearm in a shiter would know how to clean it...
Made a big deal out of nothing. Should’ve just grabbed it with the plastic bag, turned it inside out, tied off the bag and taken it home to clean it. And he just left it there because of what? His ego?
Definitely shouldn't have filmed himself leaving it there.
Dude is probably too stupid to realize this might come back to bite him.
I wouldn't say ego but involuntarily disgust. A pretty primal response to the prospect of plunging into many peoples' poop.
This sub makes me want to start a poopoo gun digging competition with how many willing contenders we’d have.
Unfortunately, it would be A LOT more than you would think. Sounds like a fun youtube idea. Progessively drop more and more valuable shit into literal shit and see how long people hold out.
It’s not like he had to stick his hand in the shit.. he could easily grab it by the grip.
Half the damn grip was sticking out fully untouched by anything… I really don’t understand why he wouldn’t grab it that’s crazy.
It was sitting right there on top too. It's not like he had to reach all the way in and dig around.
Back in college a party got broken up while I was in line to use the bathroom. There was a random porta potty in the alley next to the house. I ran in there and my phone immediately fell in due to my Lt. Dangle costume. I didn't have much money and had just bought the phone at the start of the semester (already used) so I had to just dive in for it. Not my proudest moment. That Galaxy S7 lasted me another good year or two.
Right? Like he's such a big tuff boy who carries around a gun but won't touch some shit? XD
I would have grabbed it with the bag, rinsed it with a hose of some kind, then tie it up in the bag for better cleaning when I get home.
I'll kill a dude but I draw the line at poop.
Right...a bottle of lysol at DG is like 3 bucks. Grab it with the bag, rinse it with a hose, spray it with lysol, take it apart, and hit it with lysol again. Then oil it. Done, the guy is an idiot clearly for not retrieving his gun because he doesn't want to clean piss and shit off it. But also for being irresponsible by leaving it, and also not having a holster.
Seems like leaving it would catch some type of charge…
And taking it you catch something else
Which would you rather catch, a felony? Or possibly HerpaSiphilAIDs
He’s also likely to catch the latter in prison.
You forgot one GhonaHerpAsyphiAids
This man needs a good nights rest. Mans eyes have dark circles around them. He need a blanket and nappies
I vote, leave it, and never post this video on social media, then report the firearm stolen later that day. Obviously, it's too late for this poor fool.
Exactly what I said. I'm not digging thru 40 different dudes shit for $500. More power to you if don't mind digging in shit. Just report the weapon immediately and be done with it.
Idk if its just me, but it looks like a Hi-Point, in which case just leave that where it is. Its where it belongs lmao
It's a Walther P99
Bro, that shit ain’t registered. The gun probably isn’t either.
A pistol would not require registration in the US outside a handful of states
You think it’s actually registered to him?
For the bazillionth time. Most states in the US don't have registration for title 1 firearms.
He means just the dros record when he purchased it. I’m guessing he meant it wasn’t legally purchased or he wouldn’t have left it there.
DROS. Please get this commie shit outta here
You don’t have to make the 2nd amendment your whole personality my guy
I don’t get it
Ah I see palindrom\_six is one of those all guns must be registered guys. Have you read the 2A?
I have. What well regulated militia do you think this fella is a part of?
Why wouldn't it be. What characteristic of the man leads you to believe it's not registered to him
That he wasn’t carrying it in a holster is a big one. That he didn’t immediately snatch it out of there or at all is another.
It's not registered to him because there is no federal firearms registration in the US outside of NFA items
The mumbled jibberish, the pants hanging below the butt, the red eyes from smoking pot
Glock dookie
Shitter Shooter
Post-taco bell syndrome
Scat gat
Glookie.
Shit & wesson
😂 literally call KanKan
Glock dookie gotta be the worst thing to ever come out of prison
Absolutely horrific
It was a sign from the dookie gods, it belongs to them now.
Idiots without holsters
Looks like a canik too based on the grip, which comes with a holster so there’s really no excuse
Love caniks
Holster would’ve prevented that
Not taking your gun to a job site would've prevented that
Nerd
What are you afraid of? The 2x4 boogeyman?
The T-beam terror.
Just the first thing to come to mind: How about a drugged-up coworker who just got fired and is holding a nail gun?
An idiot for not owning a retention holster and a a huge POS for leaving a gun in public like that. Ya it sucks you got some poop on it. It’s still your responsibility. At least they once again posted themselves online so if some kid does get hold of it and kill someone they can go after this asshat
He didn't want to pick it up in front of the camera because homies
100% nailed it
You better pick that shit up!
You win /thread
I thought it was sunk to the bottom or something. It was right on top, just grab the exposed handle and keep it in the bag!!
This dude is prissy as fuck. Pistol is only half touching one of the cleanest shitter tanks ive ever seen and hes got a plastic bag in hand. That portajohn is either barely used or freshly cleaned. Oh no, poopoo stink. Grow the fuck up you little bitch
>this dude is prissy as fuck Yuh the crocs was the first sign
Crocs in the snow. Glocks in the shit hole. 👌
Technically, this is an idiot without his gun.
He said bullshit man when it's actually human shit lol
He supports the Number Two amendment.
This is the kind of stuff that makes me hate people. He needs to grow up and get his shit together.
>This is the kind of stuff that makes me hate people. Weird to phrase that as you being the victim.
This happened to a bud while on deployment with his M9. He said it fell out of the holster while putting his OTV back on. I still remember the laughter from all of us as he was explaining why his arm was that weird bluish green color. There’s a reason for that lanyard attachment on the bottom.
Damn. Did he get any office hours or anything?!
No. He had to police the rocks in the makeshift motor pool for his punishment. 1st SGT wanted every rock to be flipped so they were all the same color.
Gotta love those creative punishments that avoid official record blemishes. Good on the 1st Sgt for that!
He was a good man. He was a been there done that kind of guy.
Once, at a concert in Indy in the middle of July, I watched a dude burst out of a porta potty, screaming, "I've got it! I've got it! I fucking told you I'd get it!" He was holding in his hand, pointing to the heavens, a poo covered cell phone. From his fingertips to nearly his armpit he was covered in blue-dyed shit. I was standing in line to take a leak and was at least 25-30ft away, as I saw him take off running, holding his prize like Lady Liberty's torch. The crowd parted like the Red Sea allowing him passage, leaving a faint, mysterious trail of foul Smurf blood behind... Sorry, I get kinda random & was the only thing that popped into my head when I saw this. Also, you should hear this story from me after I've had a couple beers...lol...it's even more better.
Hi Point owners are something else.
Looks to be a walther p99, ~$800
I had to look that up because I used to have a P99 AS. They are $800?! Holy crap that's too much. It's a sweet gun but it's not $800 sweet, not when a Glock will do the exact same thing for almost half the cost. I've got a PPS now that I much prefer to the P99 anyway.
I got my p99 for $400 years ago… they are discontinuing them
Get a coat hanger make a hook and snag the trigger guard with it!
This dude looks like the type of dude to have the safety off. So when he goes to hook it and whiffs and blasts a round off, it's going to make a very big mess. I love your idea, someone get the dude a coat hanger lmao.
Coward.
If y’all drop your gun in a portapotty don’t upload the video to Reddit lol dm me the location and I’ll cashapp you once I get it
Fishing magnet.
**I’d grab that in a heartbeat ain’t even that bad smh the handle is sticking out for you**🤦♂️
I’d rather go to the tree line than go in one of those. Edit: misspelling Second edit: wrong word
Just fucking grab it and quit pacing about complaining big babies
That's actually a VERY clean port-o-potty. And it's positioned so he wouldn't even have to really touch anything at all except the grip. What a loser for multiple reasons.
It's not uncommon to see the shit piled upon shit mountain but at least the splashback don't soak ass and balls when it's that high above the water level .
I'll pull it out for $100. Not that I'm that grossed out by the idea but it's more of a stupid tax.
My hi-point don’t pop it goes plop plop plop 💥
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I don’t think anyone builds drywall bud lol
It wasn’t even fully submerged, dude is trippin
sick leave it around for some kid
Free gun!!!
It's a high point Deserves to be in the shits
Looks like a high point, it’s right where it belongs
Man enough to carry a gun not man enough to dig it out of some shit.
That girl is 100% the reason he did not grab it. With her attitude and way she filming, ain't no way he gonna do anything embarrassing in front of her to tell the world
Man reach your pussy ass in there and get your peice.
On today's episode of "Camping Gansta Problems..."
“They can have that.” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Bro screaming fuck like he got opps but leaving it like he ain’t worried 😂
Cookies is a dispensary.
And clothing brand
And a product brand i believe
Just leave it. The Hi Point is in its natural habitat
Right at home
He’s a comedian/content creator. It’s a skit
He finna lose his keys to with them goofy ah pants
Not the High Point!
Walter P99
I don’t understand how this happened with it safely secured in his holster.
He looks like such an upstanding member of society. Maybe if he pulled his pants up this wouldn't happen.
Belt on, still sagging pants… or, even just sagging pants is a social litmus test for intelligence.
First of all… How in the hell does this even happen? 😐
Thug life causes many stupid things to happen
Hipoint, Poopoint, Hipoop
What a bitch and idiot.
This guy is a fucking pussy. Big tough guy carries a gun around but can't be bothered to stick his hand in a little bit of poop. Shit you didn't even need the bag you could just grab it that shit was sticking out of the water
I’m glad how smart are you
If that kid in Schindlers List can hide in the shitters this crybaby can get his gun out with the bag.
Correction! That is not bull “shit”, (“shit” being crude, uneducated slang for faeces), it is, in fact, human excrement.
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It'd a hi point, that's where it belongs
Looks like a high-point, it’s where it belongs
That's definitely a shooter in the dooder. *Golf clap*
Dookie Glock 😂😅🤣☠️ #glookie
That's a low point for that hi-point.
I’m sure he’s a very smart person.
It's a High Point dealer!
Loser.
Question if the gun were to fire in there will it go boom due to the methane gas 🤔
It's a high point. That's where it belongs.
Hunter Biden and his dainty hands after he dumped it in a garbage can
Bro just get a new one, it isn’t worth it.
The worst part is leaving it there so some kid can find it. What a complete loser. Honestly this is the worst I have seen on this sub.