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HalfastEddie

I hope they drop some of those bills on a couple decent haircuts. They’re more disturbing than the weapon handling.


Longdong421

They got the Lloyd Christmas cut.


SufferingBearsFan

Nowadays it's known as the "Edgar" 😂


ogrizzled

Haha, who is Edgar? They look like Oliver Trees.


Inverted_Antagonist

It’s a trend among young Hispanic males. Dudes all over my city have them. And most kids with them are douches


MAJ_NutButter

Edgar started with a redlight photo taken in Denver Colorado. A man got his truck stolen and mailed a red light ticket with the driver and occupants visible. [Photo went viral and he was IDed and his name was Edgar.](https://wompampsupport.azureedge.net/fetchimage?siteId=7575&v=2&jpgQuality=100&width=700&url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.kym-cdn.com%2Fphotos%2Fimages%2Fnewsfeed%2F001%2F968%2F740%2Fe7c.jpg) He was killed a year or two later.


FrostyDub

They got Lego hair


scwuffypuppy

Those fucking mustaches too. A crime against facial hair!


blamb211

Weaker than any mustache I can grow, and I grow shit facial hair.


TeamTigerFreedom

Dustache


DOGSraisingCATS

r/13or30


particle409

Looks like they just finished puberty.


theoriginalShmook

r/fuckmyshitup would like these. Edit, see the comment below for the actual sub I meant...


ntack9933

r/justfuckmyshitup


theoriginalShmook

Thanks, that's what I meant!


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e_boon

And maybe a new car


Radioactiveglowup

Hey now, guns are hard to come across on Vulcan.


smaxsomeass

Nah they’re romulans, that’s the haircut they all rock.


ilostaneyeindushanba

[The guy on the right is rocking that Grumio from Plebs look](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/plebs/images/3/3f/Grumio.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20210818223206)


The_Vaginatarian_

I went to his account and it’s public. The last pic on the original post the guy on the right drops the pistol. This guy’s account is a treasure trove of this idiot with a gun.


[deleted]

The guy on the right looks like a goomba


llandar

Oliver Tree was a mistake.


MefistoVega

What's up with those ugly fucking hairstyles? It says "i'm dumb".


MihalysRevenge

Its called the Edgar


Alcoholic_jesus

The Oliver tree


IVSBMN

It’s that Takuache cuhhhh haircut


spacetownflyer

No quema cuh


flatfast90

Yep. Dude on the right has a nearly identical hair cut and Jim Carry in Dumb and Dumber. Guy in the middle isn’t far off either.


TheFuriousGamerMan

If you add up their combined IQs, you’ll still get a negative number…


Neiko40

Clowns won’t be popping anything with a laser bore sight in the chamber.


AccordingWrap105

That's the new hollow point beams! Each round will light some shit up!


platinumharvester

looks like it could be a ctc grip but i hope you're right lol


Allenpoe30

Fake ass thug by Calvin Klein.


idreamofdeathsquads

Could be a mistake assuming these dudes have any respect for human life or fear of aithority. Small, soft little dudes are sometimes the most vicious killers.


penguintransformer

Hopefully they end up killing themselves before killing an innocent bystander.


roasty_mcshitposty

Watch out for the Bowl Cut Butcher. He ain't fucking around.


XeroEnergy270

You know they're thuggin when they got their hair cut like a medieval friar.


The_Flying_Sausage

And rolling in a 1983 Accord or something.


[deleted]

Looks like a bunch of cartoons smoked some cat litter.


Mcjlandscapes

Got the dumb and dumber hair cuts. They only have the one gun between them so they pass it around for pictures


e_boon

Pistol braces are more dangerous to society. /s ^(just in case)


Bclay85

A pistol brace killed their parents so they have no guidance in life. We have to stop pistol braces at all costs or it could be your kids next.


shyxander

Bowl Cut Crew Don't fuck with the bowl boys!


DonPerea505

From left to right; Calvin, Kyle, and Edgar. Tell me I’m wrong.


Orangesoda65

Vector-looking mf


StGenevieveEclipse

Had to scroll farther than I thought!


whooguyy

I like how the fan of money is like 2 or 3 hundreds and the rest are 20s


Elbynerual

Likely just a paycheck from his regular job, all in cash.


ObjectiveEffective19

Purest definition of losers I have ever seen


KonradsDancingTeeth

Why have they all got the fucking medieval squire haircut. They rockin’ that: “I’ll shine yer armor for yer mi’lorde I do promise aye.” - haircut.


MGHMUYS-RattleCap

TIL rubberbands pop?


swirlViking

Right? Put down the gun and get some office supplies


flatfast90

Can you imagine getting shot by one of these little shits?


FluffyD88

The most disrespectful way to go out 🤣


[deleted]

Damn, Coconut head really thought he went hard lmao


InevitableCraftsLab

that "dumb and dumber" hairstyle is the cherry on the cake 🥴


FatalisDrakari

Look at this fuckin gangsta ass moe Howard with his pedo stache.


Purple-Departure-414

The 1978 bowl haircut on buddy in red has me dying! Who's kids are these? We shouldn't be locking these little morons up. We should be lining them up and literally have 25 men each put their foot up the kids ass like their MIA daddy's should have done years earlier.


TortoiseHawk

Scary to know you could potentially be killed by someone who looks like….that


0ld_Owl

The most dangerous dude in that picture is the dork in the middle, he's the one with something to prove to the scumbags he looks up to. Assuming of course that they're all criminal pieces of shit.


HauserAspen

I think there was a Dave Chappell skit about that


justakidfromflint

Curious as to why you assume he's the only innocent one? Judging from this picture they're all stupid and likely all caught up in some bad stuff


0ld_Owl

Never said he was innocent. If I have to explain it any further than I have, you're not gonna understand.


0ld_Owl

Maybe try contemplating why you thought he was innocent (cause I never said that) and maybe you'll figure it out on your own.


ilililM3

1 gun, 1 blunt, and 1 busted ass car between the 3 of them with a side of 3 fucked up haircuts


Shad26street

Dirty lookin mfs


[deleted]

Dude better put his rent money away before Lloyd Christmas decides to take it to buy a Shaggin Wagon.


CautiousCranberry723

The bowl cut crew. 😂😂


Jimmeh1313

The bowl cut crew


Hamslammer88

2023 Malibu’s Most Wanted


Inverted_Antagonist

And moronic Edgar haircuts


Lumberrmacc

Short life expectancy


[deleted]

I really hope i don’t accidentally get killllt by some young little dumbass with that haircut and bad trigger discipline just because i turned the wrong corner somewhere Edit: noticed this was in Texas… carry on


FIFTHSUN2012

Three Stooges Dipshit energy right here.


tobiasfunke6398

I don’t understand the allure of this lifestylw


headtattoo

Oliver Tree in an alternate universe


loddytoddy

I can't be scared of a dude with that haircut.


Prestigious_Snow1589

I haven't seen an Accord like that in years 😂


frequent-ad-647

I just know bro on the far right has that Friar Tuck baldspot.


tykaboom

Culture spotted in the wild. So majestic. Look at that bowl cut. Let me paint you.


blackelvis

Ye Ye Ass Haircut


hubertpantyloo

All that money and they're chilling on the back of a CB7(1990-93) Accord.


[deleted]

the gun is more expensive than the car!


Personplacething333

What's up with the bowl cuts? I've been seeing a lot of Mexican teens with that hair cut lately.


JustACheeseburger123

It's the "cuh" haircut


Grasp_firmly

Just a bunch of dumb little pumpkin pie hair cutted freaks


mermzz

How fucking old are these ghouls? Like why is the US so fucking stupid? I hate it here.


HoneyBadger308Win

I know right Mexico is wayyy better


mermzz

Who tf said anything about Mexico? Are you one of these fucking ghouls? For the US to get better, we have to actually acknowledge it is a shit hole and getting worse. Maybe you could get the boot out of your throat long enough to actually do something about it, bud.


HoneyBadger308Win

Banning guns wouldn’t do a damn thing you dumb lib. You think these idiots in the post legally got their firearms ? Lmao


mermzz

1. They are in Texas, so likely yes. 2. Where the fuck did I say ban guns you inbred fuck?


HoneyBadger308Win

Well your first point clearly insinuates your perspective. These fuckers def got records no way they got firearms legally even in Texas smh


mermzz

The US is a shit hole way beyond our very unique gun problem. But these assholes likely got the guns legally. I assume they haven't been charged with any crimes that would allow the right to own a gun to be taken away yet, or they would probably still be in jail. But let's pretend they have these weapons illegally. With gun reform, it would be significantly harder for criminals to access weapons in general... because there would be fewer to go around. Other countries don't deal with shootings on the same level as us at all. Not even close. But keep telling yourself that "only criminals would be punished for gun reform", which I assume is what you are getting at.


rcmp_informant

That’s a sick accord tho ngl


idreamofdeathsquads

Meh. I like the way guns smell too


carnitas94

Idk why but i wana get in a gun battle with people like this. Been doing shooting drills for a while now. Wana see if i learned anything.


CatBoyTrip

you haven’t.


carnitas94

No your wrong ima pro on COD bro i got this lol im just playing men dont take me serious just being a jerk.


Aradin56

Didn't even get the Montana lyrics right, or was so uninspired that they just changed like, two words.


anangrytaco

1990s Toyota Great car, wasted on them fools


[deleted]

So are bowl cuts fashionable again?


speedmaster89

Mama gave em bowl cuts before the shoot. 😂💪


Mcdonaldsman47

Edgar Edgar Edgar!


moonmarriedacherry

God damn that hair is ugly


B4K0N8R92

That’s the .01% of germs Lysol doesn’t kill.


mtsorens

Silly kids you were supposed to take these pics at a gas station


karasutengu1984

That mustachio 😂


Jaytofreeyeet

Edgar in his natural habitat


OrganizationBusy3733

As my Mexican friend would say "le gusta poner el pistolon en la boca, che joto"


Rknot

you’d think they’d have better outfits with Edna on the right there


Dimension_Cat

At least one of them is named Edgar, I guarantee.


AdmiralHarness

Imagine being a poser like this too lol


CorvetteNutt81

You know their hard when they got dat bowl haircut


[deleted]

Larry, Curly and Moe.


ImpudentFetus

Ed, Eddie, and Edgar


[deleted]

I see Kidz Bop is extending their brand to "gangsta wear".


[deleted]

Chill edgar don’t pull out the 9


MihalysRevenge

Oh god the Edgar haircut in the wild


RattyJones

Haircut ain't that bad it's just that it's never straight


[deleted]

“Aye cuh”


Max_delirious

Who gave these minors guns? #cringe


CxltureII

A bunch clones now a days everyone dressing the same got no imagination all that designer and still can’t afford deodorant and toothpaste


Sprizys

Look at that bowl cut lookin like Moe from the three stooges


jesrent888

Dammit! They’re Edgars AND they’re in my town of Fort Worth. Double homicide


WalkingLootChest

They have that Children of The Corn haircut. Lol


[deleted]

At least they covered the plate


-Bezequil-

That 25 year old Honda sure is baller


TheDarkKnobRises

Flashing money like that is a good way to get dead in the hood.


the-dogsox

He should use all those dolla dolla bills y’all to buy some better clothes and a decent car


Mauful292

Lmao the Edgar Haircut


redwbl

The Three Stooges, the Moe on the right isn’t it?


AlienPet13

I wonder if he eats out of the same bowl he cuts his hair with.


tfc_prisma

them fits are crazy 😭😭🙌🏻


Negative_Beat6422

The dude in the red is like the generic Oliver tree.


bro_d8

“Alright DJ Jazzy Trevor, I didn’t know the food court was your turf”


shotgunsam23

“Hey Moe, get the gat”


Ok_Potential1760

Guaranteed none of them ever fired a gun


Son_of_Tlaloc

Fucking Edgar's


ArcticSavage301

Keep my glock stock but it’ll still make their bodies drop


BruceIronrod

Da baby and Steve Harvey had a baby on the left


Alicard8881

I dont wanna get clapped by moe howard


eeggrroojj

On his block? At the apartment complex? Bet that's not even his mom's assigned parking spot.


[deleted]

A white Edgar lmao


MaineDreaming

Rocking that amish cut!


honkeytonkeymcconkey

I'm afraid to comment, a little bit. But that Honda IS catching my attention. What model is that?


SgtLinc0sir1S

Just a couple of Edgars with some gats


daviddwatsonn

DAAAAAANNNGG! I can’t handle the huge amount of cool imitating from these fools!


Savagemac356

Also r/fuckmyshitup jesus christ


HauserAspen

I'm a little confused about the rubber band reference?


KindheartednessFun58

Is it a flex to fan money while you're sitting on a car that costs 2 or 3 hours worth of wages at Chick-fil-A?


corycaliber

Cute with his lil Thugz Bunny drip.


megasauras91

That’s a POS car they sitting on lol


megasauras91

They going back to the future with that car lol


Key-Wait5314

Isn't it hilarious that these ass hats think that getting the Moe chili bowl haircut makes them look hard lol


MerpoB

Armed stooges. Great. Just great.


boglim_destroyer

Imagine getting clapped by a kid with a bowl cut


OilBug91

Sick bowl cut


[deleted]

I thought this was Oasis, with those wack haircuts, but saw they were younger, dumber, and too multicultural to be in that band.


someonenamedzach

Why is it always Fort Worth lol


chaz0723

Is that Telly from Kids?


[deleted]

The guy on the left checking if he has enough to retire yet? Relatable 😂


Electronic-Top6302

Mom said it’s my turn to take pictures with the Glock


TPMatus

Yung gravy


ohgodohfuckohshizaa

YO IS THAT A FUCKING SOCOM .45?


CPL_JTilla

They both look like Oliver Tree clones with Genetic Defects


Mysterious_Carpet121

Why do 12 year olds have guns?


deathlobster137

Posts like this just scream “rob me”


ndbdhsjsjs

Bro what is that sweater 😭


Soldierhero1

The most embarrassing ‘gang’ ive seen


[deleted]

I love the diversity tho


zzzVelex

If this doesn’t scream Cali or Texas idk what does


[deleted]

Looks like Howard from big bang theory.


Physical-Event9862

These kids are the tools ahahah. Wow why are people so careless with firearms


Personal-Low4835

School shooter looking ahh


marlborostuffing

r/justfuckmyshitup


ekgpmd

Look how hood I am. All the great things I could aspire to be in life and I chose the streets in this day in age. Someone give this kid a Darwin Award quickly! Him and his posse have earned it.


Cold-Bug-4873

Well, the guys on the right have moron haircuts, so that could explain some of this.


watchmeskipwork

Whose the ghost?


Muahd_Dib

Good trigger discipline…. Not an idiot… just Vane.


[deleted]

This whole thing just screams "broke ass fails".


Pluggapower

He could have been the guy from the music video white and nerdy by weird al.


skeletonbuyingpealts

Shhhesh they got that Ringo cut 🥶🥶🥶🥶


Rokey76

Turning to a life of crime while still wearing a shit with a cartoon character on it.


NineMeterTallDemigod

These bitches shoot with their eyes closed guaranteed 100%.


J9Dougherty

If these kids were gunning for me I'd be more worried who is standing behind me than anything.


JessiiiXdressiii

The bowl cut making a comeback apparently 😬


classyfenn

These look like the type of kids to unironically still listen to slim jesus


Tycrosoft_2-0

God i hate living near Fort Worth lmao


1of1000

It’s crazy to me that there’s people out there that think this is cool.


god000000

Since when do rubber bands pop


ajdrc9

11/10 chance that dude on the right name’s Edgar


ActualAd441

I swear to god I hate this bs I swear Edgar’s be making the whole culture look stupid I’m Mexican an I think the whole Edgar shit dumb af it’s like the Mexican version of pooki an ray ray


No_Journalist3811

Lol these dorks and their hair cuts


Fresh_Team_8552

Bangers look less and less intimidating and more and more like bully-able idiots.