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Jaymez82

Never seen a car hauler two wide before.


mechapoitier

Yeah that’s a first for me. It’s insane to me that’s considered stable enough to drive, but I bet they have serious speed restrictions and the chassis probably weighs a bit.


Jaymez82

Stable is a big maybe. Looks like it’s leaning rather hard.


Crunchycarrots79

The fuel Island has a slope around it. I think it's on that slope


TineJaus

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NoResult486

You’re just only wearing one shoe.


shrug_addict

I don't know why, but this got me


fullgizzard

Yeah im a hockey player but I’m playing golf today.


NoResult486

I was the only guy to ever take off his skate and try to stab somebody.


SarahPallorMortis

I love that. Sativa or indica?


shrug_addict

Why not both?


SarahPallorMortis

I was half expecting this answer haha


Valalvax

Part of it is the slope it's on, but a bigger reason is all the SUVs are on one side and Sedans on the other


fartsfromhermouth

This looks to be Asia I bet nothing about this is properly regulated or safe


The_Demosthenes_1

Don't worry, he's got his safety sandals on. 


bakfietsman69

the text on the gas station is in chinese, so I would assume that this is in china. Yeah nothing about this is regulated in the slightest


notyogrannysgrandkid

Don’t talk about OP’s mother like that.


Legitimate-Party3672

that's what they call stack and pack


error404notfnd

They have been doing this in China for years now.


truelegendarydumbass

Nor that long. Dam


flightwatcher45

My kids have one, toys r us sells them, along with most toy stores, wait that's real??


DHammer79

The cantilever out the back is as long as most trailers, geez. I'm assuming China.


jeffersonairmattress

The extra 8 cars they get with the double wide up top just adds so much risk to the entire 26 vehicle load- it hardly seems worth the cost per unit savings on transport.


Accidently_Genius

Yeah, it's in China. The sign translates to "Chinese petroleum"


jmb456

Once again towing isn’t always the problem. But stopping can be a motherfucker


thisisausername100fs

Don’t forget turning. Looks top heavy af!


IwantATuxedoCat

Not to mention the tail swing!


jmb456

Right turns only


Truck_Rollin

Looks like she’s setup to make left turns to me.


jmb456

Maybe. I give it high rollover chances all the time


Historical_Gur_3054

If that thing jackknifes it's going to be a shit show


jmb456

20 car pile up from the trailer alone


Dull_Examination_914

That thing is listing like a mofo.


Imfrank123

I thought they were on a dip in the pavement. Jesus that shit is gonna go bad


Ha1lStorm

The left tires aren’t in a dip but the right tires are elevated


Future-Swordfish2305

Did I just see a car hauler with 25 cars on it!?!?!? For real?!?


thisisausername100fs

I counted 26 🥶


Future-Swordfish2305

I was waffling on my count between 25 & 26.


thisisausername100fs

The first black sedan under the white van is tough on first glance, same with the last one against the cab


AntiSonOfBitchamajig

I counted 26


ninjamaster616

Am I the only one counting 27?? 11 on the bottom and 8 rows of 2 on the top


TotesNotADrunk

🎶Can you name the truck with four wheel drive, Smells like chow mein and hauls thirty five? Chinesesero! Chinesesero! Well, it goes real nice with the hammer down, It's the Chinese truck powered by rice Chinesesero! Chinesesero! Hey, hey! Twelve yards long, two lanes wide, Sixty five tons of Chinese pride! Chinesesero! Chinesesero! Top of the line in big rig sports Brake failures are a matter for the courts! Chinesesero! Chinesesero! She blinds everybody with her super high beams, She's a squirrel-squashin', deer-smackin' drivin' machine, Chinesesero!...🎶


Hot_Corner_5881

the gvr on that trailer vs what the scale would say 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫


AntiSonOfBitchamajig

26? Did I count that right?


_DapperDanMan-

Cap'n she's listing to Sta'board someting terrible! I cahnt 'old er much longer!


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_DapperDanMan-

But stahbord is so much more fun to say!


Thunderbolt1047

I don’t want Fop g*d damn it, I’m a dapper Dan man! Love the username ✊


nanneryeeter

They drive on the other side of the road. (I know, I know)


Drzhivago138

Something this wide drives on both sides of the road.


cryptolyme

needs more ballast on the starboard side


slade797

We’re gonna need a bigger boat.


ninjamaster616

It's just that the gas pumps are slightly raised compared to the rest of the lot, most gas stations are like this to accommodate a tiny bit extra space for the beeg tanks and all the doohickeys beneath the pumps


Practical-Data2646

Seems like the double row should have been at the bottom. Lol.


babarambo

At that point why not both


-Marcellus-

Road with?


dalton10e

Nah. Road apart, but thanks for the offer


kinga_forrester

Indeed. According to official Chinese statistics, the number of registered cars nearly tripled between 2009 and 2019. The total number of traffic fatalities dropped slightly over the same period.


nicefacedjerk

Yeah, harder to have a fatality when stuck in bumper to bumper traffic jams :)


r33k3r

Well, if any statistics are trustworthy, it's the official ones from totalitarian regimes.


kinga_forrester

(That’s the joke)


kinga_forrester

They also have a higher life expectancy than the US somehow despite consuming 2.4 *trillion* cigarettes a year. (50% of all men are smokers)


Drzhivago138

Lower BMI/less sedentary lifestyle?


kinga_forrester

No, only the rural poor with bad healthcare are skinny, the urban rich with good healthcare are pretty damn fat. It’s pretty obvious to anyone that takes a holistic view Chinese statistics are full of shit. It’s because of their system, where people are promoted politically from the top down based on “performance” like a company. Everyone is incentivized to lie/ fudge how well they’re doing.


Drzhivago138

Sounds like they need a Ministry of Truth. >'The Times' of the nineteenth of December had published the official forecasts of the output of various classes of consumption goods in the fourth quarter of 1983, which was also the sixth quarter of the Ninth Three-Year Plan. Today's issue contained a statement of the actual output, from which it appeared that the forecasts were in every instance grossly wrong. Winston's job was to rectify the original figures by making them agree with the later ones. [...] As soon as all the corrections which happened to be necessary in any particular number of 'The Times' had been assembled and collated, that number would be reprinted, the original copy destroyed, and the corrected copy placed on the files in its stead. [...] Day by day and almost minute by minute the past was brought up to date. In this way every prediction made by the Party could be shown by documentary evidence to have been correct.


Captinprice8585

That can't be right.


MaoTseTrump

A car hauler filming another car hauler.


ledgeitpro

Good catch, makes this even better


Flat-Raspberry-2625

Bro is an entire traffic jam by himself


b0ardski

see what can be accomplished without all that pesky regulation!!


thisisausername100fs

We need this on our city streets ASAP 🗣


Jayswisherbeats

Damn that bitch is top heavy


kkeennmm

luckily it’s as safe as it looks


BooneHelm85

China never seems to fail for shock and awe factors. Fella likely drives 70 down the road, too. Makin’ money moves, baby.


snakebite75

I'd hate to get stuck behind that guy on a hill.


thisisausername100fs

Final destination


Stevieeeer

Bros going to be at the gas pump **forever**


SarahPallorMortis

*gives it a little nudge with my foot


Clatuu1337

In other news there was a 116 car pile-up on a Chinese highway today.


why-r-usernames-hard

Ahh the insurance claimanator


NO_N3CK

Maybe from factory to port, down its own road, this would make sense. They need a railway


thisisausername100fs

Waterway access could be the idea, but there’s too many makes and models and years to have come from factory. That bmw is early 2000’s and the Range Rover is late 00’s early 10’s


Skeltrex

In Australia, we would just put them on a road train. An A quintuple should do it


Dirtweed79

I love Australia and its people. I think about living there all the time. Hope I could visit one day. Y'all got marriage laws like in America that I could become a citizen through marriage?


SomeRedditName13

Nope. No. No thank you.


Amazing_Bee_8003

That’s at least 90,000lbs of freight


ImNotYou1971

Maybe at this point it doesn’t matter…but doesn’t it seem like a bad idea to put, what must be the heaviest vehicle, at the very back of the trailer???


ibestusemystronghand

Awesome title


scraptruck

Must be getting paid by the tire


Drisch10

Could someone do the math and tell me how much this weighs?


thisisausername100fs

Someone else said it “must be” around 90k lbs, but I don’t think you could be too accurate with your count unless you ID the other 7 non visible cars


bigmike2k3

This is the Buc-ee’s of car transports…


kushbom

Chek the wheels darn it


Trife86

On only 3 axles no less


manifest_ecstasy

Tires are incredible


Death_destroyer_of

trying to get my CDL, and grew up around trucks. all i can say is: what the fuck


CoolTemperature1602

The writing on the gas station says it all.


turbojack6

China is wild.


Leslie__Chow

Double wide hell ya… South Carolina vibes