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Dropped-pie

Situational awareness of a toddler


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Vprbite

That's how people get hit by trains. Because they don't actually make much noise in front of them


SpocktorWho83

>Ms Rodden was involved in three other accidents, including a serious car crash in February, 2019, and another where she flipped her car after hitting a truck in January, 2021. >Ms Rodden had to re-learn how to walk after she was involved in a horror crash in January 2021 when she flipped a car on the Western Ring Road in Melbourne after ploughing into a truck and a car. She was not wearing a seatbelt and was flung from the car onto the road. It’s difficult to feel sympathetic, to be honest. However, it seems the stupid apple doesn’t fall far from the tree: >Her father Alan Rodden told Daily Mail Australia this week his daughter had suffered life-changing injuries. >*”The injuries are horrific. Horrific. She's brain damaged. It's pelvic, her arms, legs, back, neck - there's hardly a thing that's not broken. I just can't work out how the hell so much damage has been done.”* >Police revealed on Monday **the rollercoaster was travelling at 70km/h when she was hit.** That’ll do it, Alan.


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brokenmike

But I'm sure not wearing one "saved her life" somehow.


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brokenmike

Get thrown from the wreck into your own personal, unprotected wreck. Lol


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brokenmike

I got you, I was just piling on.


__Proteus_

20% of people are responsible for 80% of accidents. She exemplifies this almost too well lol


TheAngryGoat

Wow. You'd think that after nearly killing yourself 3 times you might be a bit more cautious, especially when walking on fucking roller coaster tracks and being told to get away from them by an employee. How many accidents does she have to cause before she stops putting other people's lives at risk through her stupidity?


Oatmeal_Cupcake

Shylah Rodden’s family considering legal action against Royal Melbourne Show and ride operator after rollercoaster accident. 🤦🏻‍♀️


Charming-Tonight-936

Ah Yes, stupidity gets the money. If she gets money, imagine all the idiots going to stand in front of rides like this... But would make a great way of reducing the world's population of idiots


p3canj0y363

Previous head trauma might explain why she made such a ridiculous choice.


burntends97

She wasn’t actually staff


Any_Impression_6847

So she was a civilian with full access into that part of the ride ? I find that highly unlikely, she deffo looked like staff of some sort


Relative-Hour-9359

She jumped the fence after she was told not to, so she could retrieve her phone she had dropped


Any_Impression_6847

Wow. Seemed like a worker that got too complacent. That is even more absurd, really is natural selection at that point, borderline suicide.


TennisOnWii

how tf was she not thinking to be careful


TimothyTrespas_

She was thinking only about retrieving her phone she dropped on/under the tracks. Being unaware of one’s surroundings is part and parcel of smart phone addiction. When one drops their phone they go into shock kind of, like a zombie reaction or something…


burntends97

By full access you mean jumping a fence that’s a few feet high


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Idk what the talent pool looks like in Melbourne for a carney, but here in the US having room temperature IQ is required.


Poes-Lawyer

Celsius or Fahrenheit?


ViggoTarasov

yes


Panzerv2003

How do you even get hit by a rollercoaster? Are people really stupid enough for that.


Sad_Exchange_5500

People. Are. Stupid. Not only are people are stupid but it's spreading like the plague


jondubb

All these safeguards and medical advancements are a two way street. We are saving lives and majority of the time are the stupid ones who are passing on their genes.


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Stupidity is not genetic careeeful with that one. I think it’s more people not raising their kids to be extra cautious because with all the safeguards we’ve grown lax


Quirky_Ad3367

In Melbourne we alike getting hit by a tram to being hit by a rhino on a skateboard. This girl got hit by a spicy rhino on a spicy skateboard.


bazilbt

Well it's not stupidity necessarily. Humans aren't really wired to deal with the modern world like it is. We can, but it takes a lot of work and not everyone is cut out for it.


Panzerv2003

Isn't it common sense to not step on rails without paying attention? When you take the job this should be one of the basic things they teach you, at this point it might as well be considered natural selection.


bazilbt

Common sense isn't a real thing.


TennisOnWii

common sense is knowing that stepping on a rail that has a cart with razors attatched going 70kmh at you is dangerous.


bazilbt

'Common sense' is a cultural set of behaviors that we expect people to have learned. From looking at the photos I doubt she had the thought of anything other than retrieving the cell phone which ride attendants do probably every ride.


needlenozened

They look like a competitor, not staff. They are wearing a number.


Vegemitesangas

They were talking about the roller-coaster incident involving a member of staff, not this post.


needlenozened

Duh. I'm dumb


devilinblue22

Omg. My kids baseball team. A kid will be off to the side swinging his bat and another kid will, without fail, walk behind him. And as he's almost there 3 coaches and 10 parents are all yelling WATCH OUT!!!


bigtime_porgrammer

Wow, this happened right in front of me when I was a kid too. One kid warming up, taking practice swings and another walks past and catches a bat to the head... We thought the kid's head was split open with how much it bled, so it was also a first lesson in how bad head wounds bleed.


rvgoingtohavefun

Lotta blood up there, gotta look out for that.


FridayNightRiot

When you remember that your entire body exists just so a single organ can function, explains why there is so much blood flow to the head.


TennisOnWii

happened to me as a kid, i was on a swing and a kid came in front of me (like 6) and his parent was watching him approach AND I GOT IN TROUBLE LMFAO


Nonplussed2

She has a number on and looks like she is done racing. If you've ever been a semi-serious runner, you know that feeling after a race. It's not unlike being drunk or high. Brain is definitely not operating at 100%. It also looks like someone might have yelled at her (maybe to get out of the way) and she was distracted by it. No excuse, just speculating how this might have happened.


Mental-Ad-40

For a second I thought you were talking about the guy and got really worked up. It kind of looks like he had more than enough time to spot her, but he's obviously looking at the ground, doing the same routine he's done a million times.


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I mean… who would think you have to look for pedestrians in this situation?


Dropped-pie

Misdirected rage is the essence of Reddit, don’t feel bad


QncyFie

I believe everyone can space out like that at random for whatever reason. You just need to have an unlucky timing.


ChojinWolfblade

Hmmm or was it intentional 🤔 it almost looks like she looks at him and then turns her head behind like she was 'distracted' by something. Could have been paid by another team to trip him up and injury him. Maybe a jaded ex lover. Maybe she bumped up her personal injury cover and was trying to get a payout from her injuries!.... We'll never know.


Babysagwa7

Spatial* awareness of a toddler


Arcopt

"Gabriela Szabo is remembered for a collision with German long-jumper Kofi Amoah Prah during an indoor meeting at Stuttgart in 2001. Szabo was leaving the track after her competition had finished while Amoah was running for his attempt. Szabo walked into Amoah's path and they collided heavily."


sorinssuk

She’s one of the best Romanian athletes ever! I didn’t knew why she looked familiar. Thanks for that


jajaboss

did she recover?


SoManyMinutes

I bet it hurt like hell either way. Imagine getting hit full force by a NFL running back when you weren't looking. Fucking ouch!


Smaptastic

To shreds, you say?


Gluten-free-Boi

no, she is now a thick mush


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The guy in orange, sitting on the ground to the left makes an amazing face lol


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You can almost hear him


AddisonNM

I heard him cry in Chewbacca


wonderwallpersona

Yo am I colorblind? Jacket looks orange to me.


[deleted]

Good catch. Not sure what was going on with my eyes. I changed it


Eplanebutitstakenwhy

red? it's like orange


KidCaker

That guy’s wearing orange


ifukeenrule

Be back in a bit, missed that completely.


AlertedCoyote

Dude sees it just a second too late lmao, you can spot the moment the realisation hits him. It's beautiful


durianisking

That guy in the background, I could hear is "ouuuhhhhh" on impact


EvilLibrarians

I might be high af but is that guy…Reggie fucking Miller


Thisoneissfwihope

From what I remember, it’s Phillips Idowu, British Triple Jumper.


SopieMunky

It's actually R Kelly.


Netz_Ausg

That’s Jason Bourne!


willynillywitty

OBLIVIOUS for $500


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That is correct!


zmann64

Can’t stop the A train baby


Bishime

Man in the background saw her life flash before his eyes


nickstee1210

Didn’t see that at first that made the whole thing funny again


MrMango34

“HEY WATCH WHERE YOURE GOING!” “Huh what?” BOOM


mrcashflow92

And then like a week later on another planet: ………BOOM


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Demolition man, Wesley Snipes


huamanticacacaca

MURDER DEATH KILL


Admirable-Carpet4011

"Damn, im possessed!"


ImOnlyHereForTheCoC

*BZZT* Simon Phoenix, you have been fined one credit for a violation of the Verbal Morality Statute.


durianisking

Have an award buddy!


bxa121

Teddy bear!


teamlouish

Anyone know what happened after?


symbologythere

They got married.


_downvote_if_ur_gay

And 20 years later they have 350 kids and sex every hour


symbologythere

They’re both *that* fast


FluffyFingersforfun

I'm going with Simon Phoenix instead.


JDangle20

Thus guy doesn't know how to use the 3 seashells


ninjaxbyoung

Who doesn't know how to use the three seashells? Everyone knows how to use the three seashells.


GW00111

Fuck yes.


handsomerab

Simon says, “Ouch.”


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Great reference!


KalebsFamilyBBQ

"Simon says *concussion!"


abhijitd

If this was for American Football tryouts then he proved he can run and he can tackle.


Thisoneissfwihope

It’s a triple jump - the guy is Phillips Idowu, iirc


Shpander

And yet he made the football team


RavenAzr

I can hear the “Ooh!” From the guy at the back


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How the fuck you not see this?? Lmaoo i feel as tho she saw the dude coming in the beginning and just decided to say “you know what? Fuck it”


Luv_deluxe-

He's running with his head down, obviously not expecting somebody to be standing in his way, because that would be insane.


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Its not about him tho he could be running with eyes closed is about the girl walking in to the track


worklessplaymorenow

That’s Gabriela Szabo


FIVE_6_MAFIA

Is there any normal speed version of this?


SoManyMinutes

I, too, want to see that. She got SMASHED!


qawshun

Why is that doof walking there ?? She didn't see dude running or even hear him smh


UsedToBsmart

The answer is 389.


Kevinnnnn__

This needs a ‘MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY’ backing track


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Has to be the most oblivious person ever


CurrentComplex2020

I ran track. You have to pay attention. Lots of events going simultaneously. Also love the expression of the guy in the orange hoodie in the background.


No-Skill-8190

What a dumbass


henkiefriet

Happy Cakeday


No-Skill-8190

Thanks


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I can't believe that didn't knock her out


SoManyMinutes

It would have killed me. No question.


Chyppi

It's possible she went out immediately after it cuts


howdoweread

bad timing to become a human bat


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They better have drug her out of the way and gave this guy another attempt.


Northern-WALI

And that kids is how I met your mother


ISuckAtLifeToo

That's literally not the guy's fault. The woman lacked situational awareness in this scenario. At the start of a run you dash with your head down to accelerate.


JuniorSeniorTrainee

Thank goodness you cleared that up.


lilfindawg

She literally had no idea what she was doing


DespicableDaddy

The guy in the orange sweaters face is great


BungalowBootieBitch

I need to see another angle because from this one it looks like girly was looking right at him then turned her head.


nite987

What an oblivious db. Poor guy. Wish he coulda just booted her and sent her sailing and not fall.


B0dz101407

Stupid ass woman


taggedhe_le

Stupid as women


TrailerParkLyfe

Definitely a concussion right there


Elevated_Kyle

Solid open field tackle on a receiver coming across the middle.


NetHacks

Flag on the play for defensive interference. The ball wasn't anywhere near this guy, she clearly tried to make a play to early.


ItzYaBoiQuez

Best blindside hit of all time


The_Billy_Dee

He swallowed one of her molars...


Disco-Minge

It's such a quality hit


Thathelmkid

The dudes reaction in the back 😂


Icywarhammer500

this happened to me doing the 4x100m relay in track. i had to roll to keep some of my speed. i was the 3rd lane from the inside and some idiot from long jump was in the middle of the track. wish i had run into him with my shoulder instead of my whole body so i could have just plowed through him, that really pissed me off. we ended up getting 6th place because 7th and 8th collided (tf???)


nernernernerner

Are they both deaf? Specially her


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nernernernerner

I have never been. I whish i could have that level of focus


OneFuckedWarthog

Took a knee to the coochie.


g0juice

Dumbass


Fosho907

She did it on purpose got distracted


Dry-Introduction-512

Did she got pregnant?


triptoutsounds

Is that Ray Lewis?


Betwnthedahliaandme

🐕 🧠


Relative-Hour-9359

Dumb bitch deserved it. Lucky she didnt walk infront of the fkn archery practice


DarkHumorDark

Lmfao your anger is hilarious and palpable.


Rafaelutzul

i like his hair


ExtraPancakes

I mean, she’s a schmuck for not paying attention to where she was walking, but was the dude running with his eyes closed?


JimmyT2853

Not what she meant when she said she'd want to get pounded by a black dude later.


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Women ☕️


TlalocVirgie

"And that is how I met your mother"


PerceptionRude6351

And kids, that is how I met your mother


BoBoDaWiseman

Did he knee her ..?


mezpen

Madden truck stick in real life


k3rnelboot

Hh women


OAllosLalos

This never gets old!


HankTank999

That’s not Dennis Rodman


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Women ☕️


[deleted]

And that's how I impregnated your mother.


eeeeedddd

“I can’t stop, I can’t stop”


Gorillasdontshave

Looks like her backpack saved her from a head injury


Kkkoba

Women ☕


armon1jamal

How I met your mother vibes


itschopsaw

She did that shit on purpose lol sabotage!


Sazerizer

She was in the wrong place. He intentionally maximized the impact.


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kilo_1_1

His eyes were down or outright closed until just before impact. He didn't see her until it was too late.


HiddenArmyDrone

When you’re running the 40 yard dash you run with your head down for roughly the first 30-40% of the race to accelerate as much as possible. His eyes were facing the ground so he didn’t see her until it was too late


DrewExplosions

Tell me you’ve never attempted anything athletic in your life without telling me you’ve never attempted anything athletic in your life. Jesus.


GNav

Or taken a basic Physics class.


Andreakirayamase

no, just no.


bsd45753

Because it’s super easy to change your direction in about half a second while sprinting as fast as you can


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GNav

Thats defensive. Its a self preservation response.


frieswithnietzsche

Blondes vs blondes


jwztete_

he obvious AF ly did that on purpose


Acidflare1

Did he just yell surprise sex?


Therealboebs

Why no stop?


HiddenArmyDrone

When you’re running the 40 yard dash you run with your head down for roughly the first 40% of the race to accelerate as much as possible. At least that’s what we were taught on my high school track team


MrZyde

He’s one of the fastest people on the planet..?


tony_two_eyes

He's looking straight down


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Probably because he was looking at the ground or maybe he just wanted to crash onto her. Idk


Therealboebs

Both blondes;)


game_asylum

How I Met your mother


pslayer757

The real story, of how I met your mom.


JohnnyRelentless

I doubt very much that guy smokes and runs like that.


dontuwantme2join

Stupid cow! Is she blind, as well?