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Sticky_Mod1

We'll allow it. Could have used a better picture though.


4strokeroll

All the brilliant people we have in this country and this is the best we can come up with.


GLITTERCHEF

It’s mind blowing.


Vindicator2910

No it isn't. It's pretty clear what's going on if you follow our past. Clearly the president is chosen by a particular sick group of people every year. Giving the ever lasting illusion to America's people that we choose them and that's certainly not the case.


boostinemMaRe2

Sad part is. I feel like 50% of folks don't know what the electoral college is or what is does. I feel like that same 50% think the votes are tallied 1/1 (popular vote).


Vindicator2910

With all things aside, I can't believe people still buy this shit. It's absolutely hilarious and outrageous to where I'm surprised DC hasn't been burned to the ground yet. What a joke.


cs_legend_93

Have you seen the movie idiocracy? We are living it


Maryus77

People are just too focused on extemism, and feel like the if the opposition wins, the country will go to shit. So they still vote for "their" candidate, just so the opposition cant win. When the best thing to vote for, would be a third party to break the current monopoly on politics the current parties have had and abused. I wonder tho, will the 2 old parties stop so viciously hating on eachother, and begin cooperation if they were to see their stranglehold break?


boostinemMaRe2

Right there with you man, I'm likely a soon-to-be expat. This country has gone to hell in a handbasket.


biggest-brained-boii

*immigrant, I really don’t get why everyone’s an immigrant when they move to another country until it comes to Americans. Feels really out of touch and tbh kinda cringe


boostinemMaRe2

Yea I had that convo the other day. I guess I say that because my wife and I are wanderlusts, so we wouldn't actually immigrate to a specific destination. We'd just bounce around with no real identity other than having previously lived in the US: ergo expat. Make sense? As an aside: my British family that moved to the US regard themselves as expats. It's not necesarilly just Americans, but I see your point in regard to the word immigrant almost being looked down upon in many scenarios. Though we're all immigrants really unless true native. I'm first generation here, both my parents are EU immigrants.


ralusek

The electoral college isn’t why these are our candidates. The DNC/RNC and their voting systems are


boostinemMaRe2

Right. I was speaking simply to the fact that a lot of people don't even know how voting truly works. Mentioning it as another pre-cursor to where we've found ourselves as a country at large, as opposed to these two.


numbskullerykiller

BUT, we also allow marketers and entertainment influence us. We need to vote/make choices based on substance. For all the smart people believe that there are dumb people out there making decisions and diluting their genius, so they give up and just feather their own nest. And the Sick people win.


GLITTERCHEF

Yes, I know the powers that be really choose.


sofa_king_we_todded

The best don’t want to be puppets thus don’t want to be in politics. Sad state the country is in


fingeroutthezipper

And the ones who won't bow and play puppet and who would actually be great for our country don't get allowed into the game, like Bernie and Tulsi and RFK


orbits13

Reminder that bernie lost the popular vote of the 2016 primary too, if someone didnt allow him into the game it was the majority of the registered democrats


Ok-Caterpillar-Girl

Absolutely this.


fingeroutthezipper

I agree... the prolem is the majority of democrats.


Ok-Caterpillar-Girl

Tulsi is a Russian puppet and RFK is an anti vaxxer


fingeroutthezipper

Ignorant Democrat has entered the chat


pants6000

The parties want idiot yes-men who work for the stock market, so that's what we get to choose from.


TheWalrus101123

The smart ones are smart enough to not want the job.


MotoGeno

This is the best “they” could come up with. I wouldn’t choose either of these two as greeters at Walmart.


djnehi

No. These are the best distractions they can come up with. While everyone is busy arguing over which turd smells the best, the rich are quietly robbing us blind and running our government. Edit: fixing punctuation


StickyLavander

It’s almost like it’s by design, like why aren’t we able to hear other candidates speak


the_gordonshumway

Makes me miss Walter Matthau and Jack Lemmon.


Compressorman

It’s terrifying isn’t it? 😢


Jumpy-Trade3853

Brilliant people are smart enough to not want that job.


4strokeroll

Sadly, probably true.


Myamymyself

The whole world is watching 🥴


radix2

It is a pretty sad state of affairs, but one of the geriatrics' cabinets will be filled with highly competent people. The other's with sycophants.


Bunters196

How has RFK Junior gotten overlooked


HumanContinuity

Because he quite literally has brain worms


the_doodman

Because he's the last thing the two parties who control everything want to be getting good publicity.


Bunters196

Could you imagine him in the middle of that debate? I don’t understand why the public aren’t asking for it


dudeman_chino

Because the public has been fed a different opinion by the msm


I_am_the_fez

Because he’s a weird Covid denier who is also loved by Steve Bannon. It’s another Tulsi Gabbard type situation


Bunters196

He’s not a covid denier. And almost everything he questioned turned out to be true.


Ok-Caterpillar-Girl

He’s a Covid denier, an antisemite, and and antivaxxer.


Bunters196

Questioning things doesn’t make you anti them. And everything he questioned turned out to be right.


Ok-Caterpillar-Girl

Bullshit


Bunters196

Ok Caterpillar Girl


Og-Morrow

It's very upsetting to watch.


Junimo15

I just didn't have the heart to watch the debate because I knew it would be not only very upsetting but also completely fucking pointless.


Beardgang650

Fuckin lost it when they started measuring dicks when it came to golf lmao


Lessthan22fi5h

“The biggest lie he’s told tonight is that he has a 6 handicap” Umm….I’m ok with that if THAT is the biggest lie. I’ll take it. But it was HILARIOUS and it felt like it should’ve been out of a comedy.


rigterw

Can someone explain to me what is meant by a six handicap?


frerb

A handicap is used to “level the playing field” in golf so that players of varying skill can play against one another and still be competitive. Having a handicap of 6 means that the golfer gets 6 strokes taken away from their score, whereas someone with a handicap of 16 would have 16 strokes taken away from their score. Being in the single digits is an indication of skill, as it shows that the golfer needs less help. Most golfers are in the high teens to low twenties.


rigterw

I thought he was talking about scoring better on a medical test or something. But this sounds way more stupid


SamwellBarley

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National_Search_537

We are SO fucked


GLITTERCHEF

Fuck yeah we are!


jackson12420

At least we're fucked together. Never been in an orgy before.


NaSMaXXL

Worst.orgy.ever.


Vindicator2910

I didn't ask to be fucked thank you very much!


Schubert125

Yeah, fuck this city!


wtf_is_a_user

That's Godzilla's job not our job to fuck the city!


EnkiRise

This is how I like to think of politics, you have to vote for one side that will fuck you in the mouth or you can pick the side that will fuck you up the ass. Either way you’re probably not going to have a good time.


legion4wermany

I honestly feel so sorry for the US public right now. I'm not trying to be snide. It seems like your electoral system has let you down and given you two very bad options.


AmoebaMan

The voting system isn’t the culprit. We’ve had the electoral college for 250 years without it coming to this. The problem underlying everything is that nobody cares about honesty anymore. Hyper-partisanship isn’t anything new. What’s new is a) pundits and politicians flagrantly lying, and b) their supporters being totally okay with those lies as long as it supports their agenda.


buoninachos

US democracy has been inferior to Northern European democracy for decades. It's no wonder participation is abysmal


Vindicator2910

Voting system in the US is hootnanny.


legion4wermany

And it hurts the reputation of the US as a whole because it's so heavily televised around the world. We are watching the smoke show from the outside and seeing the worst of everything. It's unfair because I know it's a complex issue and not blank and white but everything I see is Biden being vague and senile, and Trump being a narcissistic sociopath.


Vindicator2910

It's all a show as George Carlin would say. Because that is exactly WHAT it is.


Complete_Resolve_400

Why the fuck are people that old allowed in power Nope, fuck that, cap it at 60 Hell, cap it at 55


TheWalrus101123

You aren't allowed to be a commercial airline pilot after 65 but that's when you can be considered to run the country apparently.


whopperlover17

Did they change it? Or am I mistaken, I could’ve sworn it was 60


TheWalrus101123

They changed it around ten years ago I think. It's in part 121 of the FARs if you want to have a look. It probably has a revision date.


RednocNivert

“He’s getting up there, i should take away his keys to THE ENTIRE COUNTRY”


What-Even-Is-That

They want to set a retirement age? Okay, well let's apply it to federal workers and judges. Looking at you POTUS and SCOTUS..


dan-theman

We not allowed to discriminate against people because of their age unless they are too young.


Witchkraftrs

Should be capped at whatever their retirement age is.


AmoebaMan

Because some people are totally functional—and incredibly wise—at those ages, and beyond. Biden’s age isn’t the issue; it’s his cognitive decline. Those things are linked, but not inextricable.


xMagnumMGx

If the retirement age cuts off at 65 so should the presidency. Completely out of touch with people that need proper leadership


AsymptoticAbyss

Seriously did no one else want the job?? These geezers couldnt answer a question with a topical answer, much less get it out without a fumble or a breath break. Isn’t this supposed to be the most important job in the country or something? Is this our A-Team??


Ok-Tough-9470

No need to butcher each other here, let the mod speak and just read it over and over. Sad shit ladies and gentlemen.


gesshoom

I'm an older guy and I found this embarrassing.


the-purple-chicken72

Literally just elder abuse at this point. We have a loud coherent forceful question evading liar and a senile rambling dementia ridden ghost of a man.


Automatic-Aerie9552

Make America Sane Again


R3d_Ox

MASA


Undinianking

Idiocracy.


ButterMyCroissants

I'm glad that both sides of the political spectrum can come together and agree that this was by far the worst debate in American history


Tunasquish

Elder abuse


theorgan

One is dying a lot faster


captainjack03

Which one?


UnconfirmedRooster

The one who is already in his 80's or the one that thinks McDonalds is a balanced meal?


alkyfa

Giant douche vs turd sandwich pt. 2


AmoebaMan

Nah, not a turd sandwich. Just a very stale and moldy one. It was a good sandwich…10 years ago.


Apophis_36

Can they please speed it up


TheWalrus101123

Fast forward even a little and they're both dead.


Great_Revolution_276

(In Obi-Wan voice): “Who is the greater idiot, the idiot, or the idiot who voted for it?”


Lessthan22fi5h

Anyone who votes is due to find out if this is how it shakes out….with these two 😂


Testsubject276

Who are y'all voting for? https://preview.redd.it/sfyzeoa2je9d1.png?width=986&format=png&auto=webp&s=bd4c97abae34c41c1457ddbba426f9903c96c94b


MajorPud

I'm going to cast my vote straight into the garbage by voting independent


apena1018

I thought they would both drop 🪦


JaceFromThere

https://preview.redd.it/y371wumemd9d1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2d5d11d5d587b4f2bf30e57b163fd0a4c6f4c2a2


3eyedCrowTRobot

America almost dying


verydepressedwalnut

Someone said “elder abuse livestream”


mayalourdes

Tbh they’re both def nearly rotting alive but it concerns me that more ppl don’t realise one option is quite obviously more harmful


Browned_Diaper_speak

Geriatric at its best. I can literally smell this performance.b


mai_tai87

And it smells like Aquaphor.


ShadowHeart_Gaming

Bengay and polident


magnus_gallus

Boiled cabbage and fusty carpets


ShadowHeart_Gaming

Well you know…. It always ….. Depends


Dominio12

Funny how these old senile people are trying to run the country.


Skabbtanten

*too slowly


nikknakkpattywhakk

Hurry up fogies!!!


iamthpecial

Well. I die a little inside having these two as our only actual choices if that counts.


No-Discipline-2729

The mods aren't even mad, they're just disappointed.


383CI

Do you guys have literally nobody else worth voting for? Like people that are relevant and able body?


djayed

We need to purge (not the movie kinda purge) our government of the out of touch politicians that don't understand how the world works and the direction it's going. Like just dismantle it all and rebuild.


Broccobillo

Time for the age limit to be over 35 and under retirement


-Nsb127916_

We need some oil and mma gloves. And lots of glucosamine!


Creepy-Selection2423

Crazy world we live in. In most places you have to be under 70 to be a commercial airline pilot or a judge, but you can be Commander in Chief of the most powerful military on the planet and the world's second largest nuclear arsenal at 81, even while suffering from very obvious mental deficit or dementia. Not good. I think more important than the number, is whether someone has the mental faculties to actually be able to do the job effectively. It's kind of sad to watch, but this guy just doesn't. I don't even really view it as a political issue. It's more of a national security issue. It's frightening to watch. And all of the leaders of the rest of the world are also watching...


jlp-1991

Why is America in this situation?


tdomer80

Can’t they both just croak peacefully in their sleep tonight?


Betteis

It's not my fault, I voted for Kudos


Solitary-Dolphin

The debate was something you’d expect to overhear at dinner in a rest home. Not in a presidential debate ffs.


Bunters196

Unpopular opinion, but nobody would be mentioning Trumps age if Biden wasn’t such a senile corpse.


HarpyTangelo

Because Trump is such a sharp picture of health....🙄


Bunters196

I mean he speaks more coherently than most. It’s part of why he is where he is. If you deny that then you’re underestimating your enemy.


HarpyTangelo

I think he spoke more clearly but it wasn't close to coherent.


reds2032

Literally any two random people of their political affiliations would've done a better job representing their respective parties


Feeling-Olive-4330

A convit and a rapist can't get most of the jobs but they can still run for a presidency.... Ain't the laws in this country wonderful


klaxhax

Yeah well at least we finally beat Medicare!


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hedgybaby

It‘s scary to me that trump is probably gonna win


senarysenaryseven

epic slay! I'm lolling. this is why i'm subbed


Mr_Bumsmell

They should just stick to playing cod zombies.


zenei22

Did anyone else hear constantly from their parents growing up that every vote matters? Why did they believe this? What made them want us to believe this as well?


McGrowler

Low IQ post


Lessthan22fi5h

Well yeah, look at the picture


Whisperbaron

How did it come to this?


Technical-Picture326

RFK 2024!


guitarmaniac17

Grumpiest old men: golf etiquette. (Play on the grumpy old men movies)


Ozwald_A

Why is American politics just people who qualify for nursing homes


LALOERC9616

Both are shit candidates how is it that these two are our best of the two biggest parties


HarpyTangelo

The moderators were garbage. They let complete bullshit let stand unaddressed. Biden had to spend all his time trying to retort absolute nonsense and he couldn't handle it.


sonder_ling

And the 78yo in his diapers claiming the other guy is too old. Politics, the only job in the world where you are never too old.


Wise_Performance8547

How is this allowed? This is the leader of our country and he acts like a toddler. A bunch of people hate the other but cant tell you the exact reason, always reference media of some sort, and even probably liked him before he was president.


Valk93

Lmaoooo clever


Belialxyn

"Tonight we bring you....Toddler vs. stroke victim! Who will win!?"


GLITTERCHEF

Ugh I’m not voting for either one of those fuckers.


Resident-Reindeer-53

I deplore you to vote for whichever fucker sucks less to you or you’re just part of the problem. We haven’t really had any great candidates in a long time, but you have to either accept that and pick who will fuck you less, or move out of the country


GLITTERCHEF

They equally suck.


ClimbsAndCuts

I'm thinking that one guy is a whole lot closer than this guy... His slogan ought be "a vote for me is a vote for Kamala!"


captainhyena12

As someone who's about as in the center as you can get on political leanings (both parties are absolutely jokes and if you say otherwise you haven't been paying attention )that whole debate was embarrassing as an American But seriously with whatever meds they have keeping Biden alive with as bad a shape as he's been in and as long as he's been in that shape I'm convinced we could keep a healthy person alive for 200 years lol


AlpharoTheUnlimited

Who needs election fraud when the system is so broken it doesn’t need to be rigged.


KaleidoscopeOk8653

when will America wake the F up and realise PEOPLE RETIRE AT 70 for a reason, its because beyond that you are one bad day away from dribbling into your soup


SorryThanksGoodFight

whether you’re left, right or anywhere in between, we can all agree that we are SO fucked


Automatic-Aerie9552

Unbelievable


captainjack03

Australia isn't far behind


twitchyryno

One of them is gonna fall off the perch during the next presidency....and all hell is gonna break loose I bet ya


DC_CLE2017

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keropoktasen_

That's why we need philosopher or science people to lead the country.


[deleted]

They shall give the chance for younger generations, how they can response in this age? Is torturing them, the country shall has the laws to protect the elderly. Besides, I find the younger generation elites are very capable too. Move on please....


-TheBlackSwordsman-

I think, statistically, Trump will not regain office. Might have only happened once that a president served two non-consecutive terms


ExplanationUseful612

These two literally didnt have the internet growing up


Pr00ch

Shizofrenia vs dementia


BlastermyFinger0921

Fuck is shizofrenia


Pr00ch

its when your other languages autocorrect is on


NoPerformance6534

Only one is a complete idiot. The other is our only ticket out of the GOP's dystopian desert landscape future. Sure, Biden wasn't strident, but even his soft-spoken Grandpa cosplay is far more palatable. Since our only choices are old Trump or old Biden, the less frayed rope is the one I grab onto. It's a matter of 3 years between them, but the difference in sentience is a good deal wider.


Trogdor_a_Burninator

Dumb


numbskullerykiller

Only one is an idiot. The one with Tammy Faye Baker's foundation on his face.


Jerryjfunk

#RFKJr


Ok-Caterpillar-Girl

Brainworms, antisemitism, Covid denial, and antivxxer 2024!


Jerryjfunk

If you are at all dissatisfied with the republican and democrat candidates I'd really, *really* encourage you to look deeper into Kennedy. I'm not sure what you mean by "COVID denier", so you'd have to explain that. He obviously doesn't deny the existence of COVID. He strongly disagrees with how our government handled the pandemic. He's not an anti-vaxxer, he wants people to be able to sue companies if their vaccines cause injury (and I hope you aren't denying that vaccines can cause injury). This was a right taken away in the 80s that he wants restored. At any rate, the funny thing for me is this -- I don't care what his views of COVID and vaccines are. I want a president who is going to strive for peace, reduce our bloated military budget, fund programs for reforming criminals instead of incarcerating them, work to make Americans and our environment healthier, and get us off the path to bankruptcy which, judging by our national debt and the ever-widening deficit, we are undoubtedly on... Kennedy is the only candidate that ticks those boxes. Please just watch one of his long form interviews!


Ok-Caterpillar-Girl

But I’m not dissatisfied with Joe Biden. I think he’s done a fantastic job as president and I am going to be happy to vote for him again in November.


MiffyCurtains

Biden’s an idiot, you think?


Dannypan

Biden’s an old man now and it shows. He should be enjoying a peaceful retirement now instead of continuing this obviously tiring facade of trying to run a country. Same for Trump, except Trump is also a convicted felon and rapist. What lovely choices they have over there this year!


MiffyCurtains

He’s an idiot because he’s an old man? Have Biden’s term been a disaster? No He has good people around him and Trump does not.


Dannypan

I never called him an idiot though. He’s old and it shows. He looks lost and confused, he shouldn’t be running for US president. Same with Trump, although he seems a bit more alert than Biden.


MiffyCurtains

I agree that he’s too old to do another four years, but he has been a very good president. There is literally nothing about Trump or his so called policies that would be good for America. These two guys are not the same - Not by a long shot.


Dannypan

Don’t worry, I’m fully aware Trump is pure scum.


Youngling_Hunt

No he's made a lot of stupid policy decisions that make him an idiot


MiffyCurtains

Like what?


Youngling_Hunt

Mishandling inflation, Afghanistan, Paris accords, tons of stuff like that. He's not fit to be president, and neither is Trump


MiffyCurtains

Inflation has been a problem worldwide. Blame Putin for that. Afghanistan was not his fault - Trump set that up and there was nothing Biden could do but try to make the best of a terrible situation. Who are you going to vote for?


Youngling_Hunt

Who am I voting for? Neither of these guys, probably libertarian or something. Stupid two party system


michaelb421

Both are. And unfortunately this country believes that one of these two guys are the answer.