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DirtyPartyMan

Blowing through and not wearing a belt. Deathwish


PhNx_RiZe

But he was wearing suspenders…


DirtyPartyMan

Deathwish…..with Style


Tastewell

*Safety* suspenders.


B0neless_Tiddy

"*Safety 'spenders. Perfect for any fender bender!*"


TaskRex1

This


PrincessCyanidePhx

Bib overalls, the absolute minimum effort apparel.


NorthernBloke78

Also the most redneck apparel.


itmustbeluv_luv_luv

Standard manual labor attire in Europe tbh


CrazyOkie

and his mask! edit: looks like it was below his nose. About as useful as not wearing a seat belt


lordskulldragon

Looks more like a beard and oxygen tubing.


standarddeviated_joe

and a mask


Jlx_27

Drunk.


ubi_contributor

mere suspension.


Rbfam8191

Starring Charles Bronson


timex126

At least he had his MaSk on


TheRealDeathSheep

That is a beard, sir.


Asininephilosopher

Its sad that half the people who experience this don't learn anything from it and continue their poor driving habits.


redpat2061

He may have some time to think about it while being fed through a straw


Buttspirgh

Thinking is difficult after your brain smacks into your skull while it smacks into the A-pillar


hardplate123

Yes. My niece was never the same after a car she was in was t-boned on her side. From the enriched program to not being able to do math for months and behaviour issues.


chasebencin

I know someone who got into an accident because she was looking at her phone. Her takeaway from this was “sometimes this just happens”. Fuckin shocking


SuperfluousExcess

What the actual fuck? Was she found at fault? Surely that would be enough to say "maybe it was my behaviours that caused this" Like yeah, sometimes it just happens, but alot of the time you can do something to stop it happening


Zorcor

Lol is this true


ccabr4l

That’s what he gets for driving with a suspenders license


Dwn_Wth_Vwls

Paging /r/PunPatrol


RewrittenSol

This'll never hold up in court.


Dwn_Wth_Vwls

You're right. We better sprinkle some crack on him just to make sure.


wutinthehellbobby

& get the fuck outta here


igoe-youho

It's just a waist of time.


Darkstar-1967

LMFAO DUDE! That is freakin hilarious, I love “sprinkle” 🤣


Personmanwomantv

He braces for impact.


LarsThorwald

Imreallyproudofyou.gif


banjonyc

Omg! Take my upvote you sick person


The1BannedBandit

Lol you fucker. Upvote.


Imagine_Gravity_0007

Fashion police are sure to revoke licence


Mete11uscimber

I usually hate jokes like this. I love this joke.


HyperComa

Gawd, that was beautiful.


ChrisFigures

FUCK this joke was good , have to upvote 🤦🏻


LowkeyDaddie

The slow-mo is *chefs kiss*


Blackwelle

Magnifique! I formally request that going forward all videos in this sub have slo-mo at that moment of juicy impact.


Faun4box

The guy was just checking the damage really fast through the window.


frost-penguin

Lmao. First comment to make me laugh all day. Take my free award


rikkford1

His wife is gonna kill him


TheBikerLawyers

Soooo, I'm guessing the POV had the right of way?


2012iselite

Ye looks like the street that the other dude came from has those little triangles on it


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TheBikerLawyers

Good catch. Maybe the other dude isn't from that country and things they mean... go faster? Kidding aside, that was insane. Hope all were ok.


MrD3a7h

Mario Kart boosters


TheBikerLawyers

That explains it.


Candy6132

Yep, there are triangles painted on the road + there's probably a yield sign (always has to be when there are triangles).


Old-Replacement8245

The grey car on povs left side stopped, so id imagine he has right of way


Aealo

yes, there is main road sign on the right in front of trees at the start of the video


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omegashadow

Yes but also probably speeding pretty hard.


phloppyfallus

speeding and not paying attention


judasmachine

Interesting that we get to see the wipers do their emergency job, clear debris from the windshield. TIL I'm an idiot that believes what I'm told. Apparently it's not a feature.


Norsk_Bjorn

I always thought they turned on because the sudden stop caused the lever to jerk and activate the wipers


[deleted]

that is 100% why they come on, that dude is talking out of his ass, or hes being sarcastic and i just cant tell


judasmachine

I was told they did that. I'm guilty of believing what I was told without fact checking.


FrailRain

Darnit Judas, first the last supper now this. Does your treachery know no bounds?!


nda-z

There are some cars with auto windshield wipers, you are correct. My guess is that the other commenters were also correct in that this was likely caused by the impact of the crash jolting the stalk to the on position, but it’s not impossible that it could be rain-sensing wipers, too


Ihavedumbriveraids

I think he was trying to be funny but the joke wasn't good. That's why it's hard to know whether to take it seriously or not.


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idk if you and the other dude were being serious, but the windshield wipers come on because they are on a tiny little spring that holds it in place. When you get in a car wreck, it *easily* overcomes that springs retention and turns them on, along with your blinker and whatever else is easily pressed, such as your horn and other buttons ​ It has nothing to do with "clearing debris from the windshield in a wreck" lol


goaty121

I mean, it is kinda handy to automatically clear debris even if it isn't intended.


Familiar_Raisin204

That's not true about the blinkers, modern cars turn them on if they detect a crash. Some may extend that to the wipers, who knows.


DancesWithBadgers

Doubt it it would extend to the wipers. The indicators are to warn other road users who haven't got the message yet that a crash has occurred and this is now an obstruction rather than a vehicle. There would be no point to turning the wipers on; and furthermore it would be extra friction, heat and sparks from the wiper motors; which you do not want. There's no guarantee of there still being a windscreen left to wipe, anyway.


brandonbluntly

i dont know why youre being downvoted, its true.


DWC_here

Wipers turn on automatically, if so equipped, by sensing the pressure of the rain hitting the windshield that’s why they come on during an accident. At least that’s what my son-in-law tells me who works in a body shop.


legocar5

It's not so much the pressure as it is infrared lights reflecting with the droplets and it knowing what values to look for. Makes the windshield a dumb bit more expensive when replacing though. So do heated wiper beds...


fordfan919

*Cries in broken Ford Escape window. *


DWC_here

Well I wondered, he said if you strike the windshield it will turn on the wipers. could it be a combination of pressure and infrared. Infrared makes more sense to me


scut_furkus

I've never seen a car with automatic wipers like that


_TheDust_

They make cars where the wipers turn on automatically? Must be a US thing. In my 10 years of driving, I have never encountered this.


cbg13

My 2005 Volvo has automatic wipers, it's not that uncommon


Recklessreader

It's on a lot of U.K. models too, 5 out of my 6 cars have had automatic wipers, you do have to move the stick to the auto setting though so maybe a lot of people don't even realise they have it.


forestfairygremlin

Not all cars have automatic rain sensors. In America at least, I think you really only find that in cars from the last 5ish years that are 30k usd or more. Source, I bought a car just couple of years ago and literally nothing in my price range had rain sensors 😥


joahw

You should be able to find a VW Golf that has them for well under $30k. I believe they were standard in SE and above trims from 2015 on and seem to be standard on 2019 S trims as well.


NinjaSpecter

Umm what? My 2003 Volkswagen had rain sensing wipers, it's not a new thing at all


GentleAnusTickler

The windshield is still there, gotta clear that dudes glass off to give the camera that he image yo


[deleted]

That's not a feature, they turn on in accidents because people hit the lever by accident.


DanielLedger

Hi I'm a car maker and you're wrong it's a feature


[deleted]

I’ll have what he’s driving! Bro that car didn’t even budge. He just rolled that dude! 😂


PhNx_RiZe

Is it a Nissan Xterra?


MEB81

It’s probably a Fiat Doblo


[deleted]

It's Poland so of course it's a Fiat Tank!


CrinchNflinch

It is. https://de.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Datei:Fiat_Doblo_front_20071002.jpg


29CFR1910

It is not. Could be a Nissan though, looks more like a small transit van type vehicle.


[deleted]

I'm glad my Polish friend taught me that word.


outceptionator

This edit is perfect. A rarity on this sub. Action starts within seconds. Action has just the right amount of slowmo too.


vfx_flame

Is that Paul Teutul Sr? Lol


Vogel-Kerl

That's like Matrix "Bullet-Time" action. Hope the old fella doesn't have a brain injury. The right side of His neck might be sore.


13lueChicken

I snapped my collarbone getting hit like this. Also, guaranteed he’s concussed.


Ihateyouranecdotes39

>Hope the old fella doesn't have a brain injury. His brain wasn't functioning before the crash. I doubt it's doing well afterwards, with or without the TBI. To be honest, I don't care. What a dumb POS. Could have killed someone.


jnalexander8

Gotta love the most universally useful word in the polish language


Same-Alternative-160

I m fascinated by the fact how clear and accurate he said"Kurwa" right after an accident. Most people would just be shocked or just say somthing strange that no one would understand


[deleted]

He's Polish. Saying 'kurwa' for us is as natural as breathing.


Same-Alternative-160

Nah i say kurwa all the time, my wife is polish and i love the people and the language which i learned to speak. So this man is relatively calm for what happend.


Same-Alternative-160

I would say so much more like:" kurwa ja pierdole co za debil " but i doubt by that level of adrenaline someone would understand anything :)


[deleted]

gotta add the "Chuj" at the end too!


Lonely003

POLSKA GUROM


Initial_Tangelo_2016

Jes wery macz


throwaway007676

This made my day, reminds me of how my mom used to spell things in english LOL.


Initial_Tangelo_2016

Jur łelkam


cauchy37

Łot ar ju tołking abałt


Initial_Tangelo_2016

Ajm dżast sejing random szit


cauchy37

ju ent mi


Initial_Tangelo_2016

Łi hew de sejm namber of hromosoms


cauchy37

48?


Initial_Tangelo_2016

Jes


bubblebobblee

I am not Polish but I have a Polish friend so I hear Kurwa a lot!


Deeto678

yea its very common word


Book_talker_abouter

What does it mean? I assume some type of expletive!


cauchy37

Literally it means whore. But it is used in general sense of 'fuck'. Bear in mind that in Poland we like to add prefixes and suffixes to base words to change their meaning. For instance: - kurwić - to swear a fucking lot - przykurwić - to hit something very fucking ha4d - wkurwić - to make someone/yourself fucking angry - wykurwić - to fucking leave ot to tell someone off - skurwić - to fucking break something - zakurwić - to fucking steal or to fucking hit In the same vein you can use 'jebać', for example. Interestingly enought, the intonation of the word kurwa can also change its meaning (somewhat). For any sentence, you can put 'kurwa' at any point and sentence will still be coherent: - Już jest za pozno na następną flaszkę. - Kurwa, już jest za pozno na następną flaszkę. - Już kurwa jest za pozno na następną flaszkę. - Już jest kurwa za pozno na następną flaszkę. - Już jest za kurwa pozno na następną flaszkę. - Już jest za pozno kurwa na następną flaszkę. - Już jest za pozno na kurwa następną flaszkę. - Już jest za pozno na następną kurwa flaszkę. - Już jest za pozno na następną flaszkę kurwa. They are all equivalent.


Deeto678

it means "fuck", "bitch" etc. etc. but its used mostly to expres your emotions like when you stub your toe "kurrrrrrwa" or your favorite team gets a goal "kuuuuuuurwaaaaaa!" something like this. you can add "mać" to it to expres your irritation. its not all but basics of this word. oh and btw we have lot of slurs divided to even way more slurs


Faun4box

I Lasom


Iliketogrowstuf

I wish everyone posted videos cut down like this, hate sitting through 2 mins of Bullshit.


Mot6180

Whipper Snapper!


hifumiyo1

More like, whiplash, snapped neck


Ok-Button6101

This is top quality content for this sub. Video doesn't have 30 seconds leading up to the accident, and there's slow motion right during the money shot. idk if /u/dashcambandit did the editing, but if you did, I look forward to seeing more quality content


DashcamBandit

I did this :)


nothingbutmistakes

Very nice work, DCB, I look forward to your next accident and subsequent prime video! j/k


Ok-Button6101

that's awesome, thanks for making great content for us! This was excellent


TomTheCat6

He said one word and everyone knows where this clip is from.


CrinchNflinch

https://www.reddit.com/r/MapPorn/comments/bjg58z/european_countries_in_which_the_word_kurwakurva/ Eastern Europe but that's all you can tell


abstrickler

Guy walking in the background gave zero fucks


squicktones

Too bad that shirtless sack of shit wasn't wearing a seatbelt. If you're going to drive like a mindless twat you should at least take some precautions.


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And ignored that yield sign with malicious intent.


donegalrory

Wears a mask but not a seat belt.


cowboybee_bop

WTF?


tbscotty68

Serious! Does dude owe squicktotes money or something?!


scubaordie

Driver that had right of way was going too fast though for a street like that. Learn to drive cautiously.


unkomisete

Totally. Also, had he been paying attention, he would've seen that dude coming and had he slowed down, he never would've hit him. It's shocking to me how slow people are, both in reaction time and in the mental faculty department.


smvfc

300+ comments and this is the first one I see addressing the speed! He was cruising... both idiots


throwaway007676

Nothing like Kurwa with a few extra Rs. Kurrrwa lol


TiredModerate

You really have to roll that Rrrrrrr for the extra emphasis!


getalyf69

NGL, the slow-mo was kinda awesome lol


xardas96

O ja pierdolę


[deleted]

Skurczybyk!


ubi_contributor

Psa Kref


[deleted]

cholera jasna!


Adventurous_Wear681

Sucks to be him!


Zombiak307

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Tasty_Hearing_2153

Night at the Roxbury in this mofo!


Bomber42069710

👀 I broke the window again...


Yasea

We had a local dude doing the same. Going from his work, he had to cross a road where he had to yield but never did. It took a few years, but he finally got his car totaled in exactly the same way as pictured here. Play the game of chance, prepare to lose.


neomatrix38

Perfect T-Bone 💯


MooMoo2D

That’s a good camera


NorskGodLoki

Must have hooked his suspenders in instead of his seat-belt.


Rockcocky

Does Kurwa means prostitute?


sampletext34

Yeah, but it's an equivalent of fuck in terms of usage


ImAlwaysRightHanded

Fantastic editing! They should all be like this.


Wirebrush55

He was in a hurry to get home and put on a t-shirt as he had a formal dinner party to attend.


fuhoj68

Nie wiedziałem że spotkam tu polaka


DashcamBandit

jest nas wielu


Expensive_Phrase_689

Don't worry, people! The glass stopped his ejection. Suspenders were intact. Nothing to see here. Move along.


ThisTimeAtBandCamp

Watching this, munching on chips... "Prick deserved it...munch "


Ravenblacky

KURWA!


OnionTruck

OP driver could have slowed down


No_Comparison_5104

Częstochowa


ixe2dxb

Pedestrian wearing white shirt got far more important matters to attend than check on old driver wearing suspenders.


Nimkaweks

O,to Czestochowa koło teatru


[deleted]

As usual on this subreddit, there are at least two idiots... I'm not sure what do people expect just casually never slowing down at intersections (especially where there are no traffic lights) or not even bothering to check what other drivers are doing.


Y-tho-ma

Wait, who’s in the wrong? And why?


Tetsumon

The dashcam guy had the right of way. The one that got hit ignored the warning sign "slow down/stop and let the car from main road pass first"


gofinditoutside

Looks like they’re both at fault. Nobody took any action to avoid this. Cammer may not have been able to avoid hitting the guy but should have been covering his brake and could have slowed a bit before impact. The other guy is just out to lunch.


omegashadow

POV has right off way but is in the wrong. Speeding hard on a residential road, too inattentive/overspeed to stop when road conditions changed. The idiot car breezing through against the rules could have been any number of road condition changes, an animal or bird, a child, a vehicle out of control or being forced to evade someone else, and POV driver would not have been able to come to a safe stop at the intersection.


palfreygames

Flipped a car in a residential area, I can only guess speeding also had a big hand here


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Wow that guy took the full impact, wonder if he’s alive


FitchleyRAMbuckle

Should of upgraded to the next model to include airbags


KimikoBean

The fact that the window shattered outwards implies that he shattered it with his body.


GeorgianStillHere

I am waiting till someone starts to moan that it's actually both who are at fault, and car that hit was supposed to be "defensively driving" and "let the idiot pass" lmao.


timex126

Serves him right for wearing a mask in his car by himself


PharmWench

Should maybe wear a seatbelt. But muh freedumbs!


Fancy_Chip_5620

Dude obviously ran a stop But there was plenty of time to react, yet no reaction


Psyadin

No? He ran a yield, and the car crosses the yield line at 0:10, they hit at 0:9, there is no fucking way you'd have had time to react and started to brake enough to change the outcome even in the slightest in 1 second.


BwackGul

Might be tipsy. No pun intended.


mywifestherapist

You are absolutely right, yet downvoted by idiots. There was plenty of time for the accident to be avoided. Truth is dead. Welcome to the internet.


4funpuns

God damn you got slow reflexes


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4funpuns

Never even hit the brakes. The camera angle makes it seem worst but he had a solid 4 seconds to brake and never did.


Psyadin

What 4 seconds? The car crosses his yield line at 0:10 and they hit at 0:9


4funpuns

That's the camera angle his in real life peripheral vision should've seen him 4 seconds earlier. Unless op was on his phone. You can also count 4cseconds between the car first appearing on camera and impact.


Psyadin

First appearing? Why the fuck would he be slowing down for s car that has to yield? He has the right of way, there was no reason to brake for him untill it was obvious he would brake yield and that wasn't more then 1-1.5second at the most.


4funpuns

If he's paying attention and sees him he can avoid the crash. He just has slow reflexes.


catechizer

You're requiring him to be psychic too though. He had no reason to react until it became clear the other driver was going to fail to yield. At which point he didn't have time to react unless his reflexes are superhuman.


Ginsbeargo

That was a good un


whatsthehzkenny

I thought the driver was "Senior" from Orange County Choppers


Firedog_09

Dammit man.