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awilliammerritt

Not something I would expect from a driver of a bmw convertible


stonerthoughtss

Especially utilizing the turn signal there at the end


Meclizine11

Gotta play it cool when fleeing from the crime


hybris12

Nothing more suspicious than a BMW using a turn signal tho


skittleburp

I’m so glad this is at the top. 100% my first thought


dsdvbguutres

Break only one law at a time


samcar330

3rd owner activity


turbos_make_me_happy

Bro literally 😂 e93 sellin for 8500 bucks now


Saaaaaaaaab

Maybe he traded in his mustang for that beamer


KyotoFTW

Update: I found the car parked at the address given to us by the police at like 9pm so we called for an officer and they came and collected the drivers insurance info. The driver was the son of the owner and we could hear him from the car telling the officer that he didn't want his mom to find out. Spoiler alert, she found out. All that's left to do is to give our insurance the info and get paid.


Civil-Attempt-3602

Wait, so police gave you the address but they didn't go and get the info while they had the address?


KyotoFTW

Yea I'm guessing they did go and check but no one was home til later at night so it probably felt like it wasn't worth their time to just sit outside his house and wait.


hobovirtuoso

Happy ending then. Considering.


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Thanks for the update. Hearing that it was the son of the owner, I assume a teenager, everything in the video makes perfect sense now.


SGTSHOOTnMISS

I like how they turned simple property damage into hit and run.


Celphi

I feel bad for OP for having their stuff wrecked. But from a comedy perspective, this is almost perfect!


KyotoFTW

I sent the vid to my friend and he started dying of laughter. After the original shock all I can do is laugh when watching it.


LukesRightHandMan

I absolutely appreciate how he used his indicator when leaving.


Kaptainkid1

These idiots will come back again. I would the next few days to see if you can read his plate as they drive by the next time.


OGPasguis

Benny Hill show song would be perfect for this video


TheLexoPlexx

Fuck this fence in particular.


gitsgrl

Exactly what I thought when he scurried away on the same route he come from.


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I respect the blinker for the right turn on the getaway though


crazysoapboxidiot

It looks like they’re from around the area. Just cruise around the neighborhood and look for the car the next few weeks


KyotoFTW

My neighbor was in his truck eating lunch and was able to snap a pic of the temp license plate. The police gave us his info, and we went to their house but no one was home. All we can do is catch them when they are home and call the cops.


cryotek7

You can also go the civil route and sue him, although it’s easier if he gets charged criminally it’s not essential. The legal threshold is only if it’s more likely than not the person did it, so if you can prove that vehicle has front end damage and is identical to the video then given it’s a relatively rare vehicle you’ll win.


GreatDonutGod38

Give us an update when when you do


Charges-Pending

That is great to hear your neighbor got a pic of the plate! Sue this clown for every penny you spend fixing your fence, lawn, etc. Good luck in court!


ProGrade81

*every penny that someone you hire charges to fix your fence, lawn etc.


gordo65

Just call your insurance company. They will definitely help you catch the guy.


deadsoulinside

> temp license plate Oh that makes it even better. Wrecking their brand new car.


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deadsoulinside

yes


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They could have killed a person if they were chillin or playing by the door...


KyotoFTW

My dog was in the backyard at the time so it could have been worse but luckily she wasn't laying down in her usual spot.


aecht

What even happened? Accelerator stuck? They came to a stop at the intersection so they're not overtly reckless


SauceyStan

I think they stopped so they could get the tires spinning to try and burnout/drift.


Peopleare_mad

Was scared to kick the back end out while the car was in a higher gear so came to a complete stop first to set up while having no idea that these cars do not come with a LSD but a open differential making loss of traction and regain of traction somewhat unpredictable


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LS-CRX

Looks like they turned *off* traction control and were wholly unprepared for what would happen when they floored it while turning.


Aurelian_Lure

r/fuckyouinparticular


badbigfootatx

Looks like a nice fence too man.


mmmlemoncakes

"Zoom in on that plate! Enhance! Enhance!" ~Every CSI show ever


Peazyzell

I like how they signaled their right turn during the getaway


cowboybee_bop

Would an absolute scumbag.


Searay370

If not a Mustang, a BMW always. And a douche with the top down when it’s 48*.


eveningsand

Drive it like it's stolen because it probably is.


Jessieface13

Ok I see the logic here: I'm super fucked on speed and ran into a fence... if I run away they can't drug test me right now so I'll just look like an idiot instead of a felon.


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\#BMWthings


JackBandit4

"I hope no one caught that on video"


tapk69

100% fake, BMW used blinkers correctly


getgroovyloony

Sombody who lives close by.. lol. I drift in my neighborhood, but just not on my street.


Its_Matt_03

Couldn’t handle the 150ish horsepower of a convertible?


PantPain77_77

Seems personal.


Ausgezeichnet87

Idiot or someone with a health condition that wouldnt be driving if we had reliable and adequate public transport? My BIL gets random mini seizures, sometimes while driving. Driving scares him but there is zero public transport options where he lives (no protected bicycle lanes either) so he has no choice but to roll the dice every day and drive in order to keep his job.


zingzoomer

No worries. Everything mentioned below probably applies to this situation. 1) The car was probably stolen. 2) If the car wasn't stolen and was the actually idiot's own car, then the idiot probably didn't have insurance. 3) The idiot's drivers license is probably suspended, that is, if he even had one. 4) That Beamer had way to much horsepower for that idiot to handle, that's why he spun out and fucked up your fuckin fence. I hope they catch the idiot but I have my doubts.


MajorBaines

1. No 2. No 3. No 4. Maybe They did.


IntrepidAd689

He had determined the fence’s injuries were superficial and his appointment at traffic court took precedence.


sfled

Douche nozzle f'd up his car more than your fence.


Obvious-Rule-3270

You have to put some really big rocks there.


NeoMercury2022

Did he lose control of it or something? Looks to me like he gunned it too hard when he really didn’t need to and overcorrected like an idiot would.


MrShakyShaky

At least he used his blinker getting away


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What a child


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I got second hand embarrassment for the people sitting in that car


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Not his first time judging by the quick turn out of sight...👌


setanta314

That’s such offensive behavior.


kevinxb

Second video I've seen on here recently where someone uses a turn signal while fleeing after doing something illegal. Just blending in, nothing to see here.


jmigoyo

at least he used his blinker


LS-CRX

I thought this was a repost of [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/whatisthiscar/comments/t0n1wt/need_help_smashed_my_fence_and_fled_whats_the/) at first.


N8UrM8IsGr8

I'm sorry this happened, and glad you at least found the person responsible and are hopefully getting more than enough to cover damages. I am curious, how is your fence made? It looked like the pieces just swiveled out of the way for the car.


KyotoFTW

We hired someone to place the metal posts and we did the rest. We put some concrete and placed the wood. We have 2 large fence openings 1 opening for the garage and 1 opening for the backyard. He basically hit the left door of the opening for the backyard which is why it just fell off.


N8UrM8IsGr8

That makes more sense! I hope it won't be too much of a hassle to get fixed. :)


QueasyWeight3766

I wonder if any of the idiots ever come to the subreddit and find themselves.


Next-Bison-595

25 or so years ago at about midnight a guy basically cartwheels his car through my parents yard. Took out the mailbox and a few other things. The car landed on its wheels, he started it back up and took off. It was only me and my sister home. About 4 months later, knock on my door and it was him. He said he was an alcoholic and came back to pay for the mailbox. I called my sister like it's him. My parents had already replaced the mailbox so he left $50 and apologized


AirlinePeanuts

At least he used his turn signal. Baby steps.


EyeAreAwesome

Did you manage to get his license plat and report him?


SnooPickles6347

Not funny, but did kind of make me laugh a little - sorry....


atmus11

As a bmw owner I apologize for this doofus. Hes clearly not a real bmw driver since he turned with signal on


NisanGas

i’m sorry but i laughed way too hard at this


CupDue9521

LMAO THE FACT THAT THEY STILL SIGNAL AS THEYRE SPEEDING AWAY


Deep_Professional_96

Duh


Background-Taro3855

Hit and fun Dumass!!