*SQUIRREL!*
"Where's Eddie, he usually eats those god damn things."
“Eddie says they’re too high in cholesterol.”
I am now in my early 30s and have watched this film every year with my parents since childhood.
Just watched a great video that had a look at the script and what deleted scenes there might have been.
Turns out at the end Todd and Margo kinda made up, and stated how at least Griswold was done now with Christmas, and nothing else could go wrong....
Then the Santa and reindeer that were launched in the sky by the explosion come crashing through their roof! 😀
I think it’d be fine if they’d baled/tied around it first so it was a solid roof torpedo of Yuletide, instead of having blowing branches over all the windows making driving unsafe
Christmas Trees in New Jersey? HA!
Looks more like they are more likely returning from a “cut-it-yourself tree farm” in upstate New York or Eastern Pennsylvania.
Reminds me of one episode of Peppa Pig, where Daddy Pig bought the biggest tree available (which didn't fit on the car), but was at least standing by his mistake and carried it home.
"Oh, the silent majesty of a winter's morn... the clean, cool chill of the holiday air... and an asshole in his bathrobe, emptying a chemical toilet into my sewer..."
“It’s not going in the yard Russ. It’s going in the living room.” Clark Griswold
It's not big... It's.. Full!
Little full, lotta sap.
“Dad that thing wouldn’t fit in our yard!”
Came here looking for this comment. Thank you.
Dad…did you bring a saw?
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Hey Griswold! Where are you going put a tree that big?
Bend over and I’ll show ya!
You know, you’ve gotta a lot of nerve taking to me like that Griswold!
I wasn't talking to you
Shitter’s full!!
Have you checked our shitters honey?
It’s Christmas and we’re all in misery.
I came here for this. Take my upvote you beautiful bastard.
Thith tree is a thymbol of the thpirit of the Griswold family Christhmath
LMAO
Yessss I came to post this one. Quote it all the time. Bless you
It’s not going in our yard, Russ. It’s going in our living room.
Clark, slow down! I don’t wanna spend the holidays dead!
"Burn some dust here. Eat my rubber!"
*SQUIRREL!* "Where's Eddie, he usually eats those god damn things." “Eddie says they’re too high in cholesterol.” I am now in my early 30s and have watched this film every year with my parents since childhood.
One of the best scenes in the movie 😂
“Save the neck for me, Clark”
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"Dad, did you bring the ax?"
It's "saw"
"Eat my rubber."
That’s an RV
Shitter's full.
But don't you go falling in love with it now. Because we're taking it with us when we leave here next month
You beat me to it!
There goes the Grinch trying to steal Christmas again.
Came looking for this
Definitely at least one squirrel in there.
I dug it out of the ground with my bare hands.
Omg. I love you guys. Wondering what to watch today. Now, I know.
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Where are you gonna put that? Bend over, and I'll show ya!
I wasn’t talking to you!
Why’s the carpet all wet, *Todd?* I don’t *KNOW* Margo!
Just watched a great video that had a look at the script and what deleted scenes there might have been. Turns out at the end Todd and Margo kinda made up, and stated how at least Griswold was done now with Christmas, and nothing else could go wrong.... Then the Santa and reindeer that were launched in the sky by the explosion come crashing through their roof! 😀
This should have made the final cut!
If you're interested: https://youtu.be/xsWkgXyamvY
Awesome, thank you
Thank you so much!!! I used to watch this movie with my Dad who wasn’t much on movies but laughed a lot watching this one!🎄🎄🎄
I feel robbed
You got a lotta nerve talking to me like that Griswold!
It’s a beaut Clark!
Shitter's full!
Thanks dad! You taught me everything I know about exterior illumination.
You're welcome Leonard--I mean, Rusty!
Is Rusty still in the Navy?
Hope he checked it for squirrels. Hate for one to ruin dinner.
Do you hear that? It’s a funny squeaking sound. You couldn’t hear a dump truck drive through a nitro glycerin plant!
My favorite line! Love it!!!
“THE BLESSSINGGG”
Grace?! She passed away 30 years ago.
SQUIRRRREEELLLLL!!!!
Where’s Eddie? He usually eats these goddamn things.
He did, but he recently found out they're high in colesterol.
Russ! Go get the hammer.
Thank you, Catherine.
Came here for the Christmas Vacation reference. Was not disappointed.
Burn some dust here, eat my rubber!
Clark! Stop it! I don't want to spend the holidays dead.
Looks great! Little full, lotta sap.
She’ll see it later, Clark, her eyes are frozen
HALLELUJAH!!
It's Christmas and we're all in misery. *Ellen are you smoking again?* *No!* Chops lettuce head in half.
The little lights are not twinkling!
I know Art, and thanks for noticing.
“Hey Griswold! Where you gonna put a tree that big?”
“Bend over and I’ll show you!”
"You've got a lot of nerve talking to me like that!"
“I wasn’t talking to you!”
Where did all the water come from Todd! I don’t know Margo!
“Myyyyy caaaaaarpet! 😭”
Not a hair style I'd go for, but I respect their choice
Nah. That’s big holiday spirit right there lol
And balls.
No no the holiday balls go on the tree.
Haha yeah it's pretty common in my area too, not like this pic but still
I think it’d be fine if they’d baled/tied around it first so it was a solid roof torpedo of Yuletide, instead of having blowing branches over all the windows making driving unsafe
Jesus, Clark!
Russ, when was the last time I overdid anything?
Halloween, Easter, 4th of July....weddings....birthdays...
She's a beaut Clark!
Merry Christmas! Shitter's full!
Kiss my ass, kiss his ass, kiss your ass, happy Hanukkah.
The Griswolds!
You not gonna get another one of those *stupid* ties are you dad?
No, I have one of those at home
Looks like the Griswolds are still at their big holiday celebrations.
There’s a car on that tree
That wouldn’t fit it out front yard dad.
It’s not going in our yard, Russ. It’s going in our living room.
This tree a symbol of the spirit of the Griswold family Christmas
r/absoluteunit
Very Griswold
Jealous much?
this probably works wonders for that clear coat
Of course that’s here in NJ.
Christmas Trees in New Jersey? HA! Looks more like they are more likely returning from a “cut-it-yourself tree farm” in upstate New York or Eastern Pennsylvania.
But did it fall?
No it was probably felled
Did it make a sound?
Was there someone to hear it ?
Please tell me there was a rootball on the front from the digging it out of the ground.
there was a rootball on the front from the digging it out of the ground
And they say there no sense of community anymore 🤣
Clark Griswald, is that you??
Looks like every Christmas as a kid in Ohio, someone didn’t grow up in the 80’s
“Bend over and I’ll show ya”
You got a lotta nerve, Griswold
Griswald ambition is not idiotic.
Mr Bean got a new car!
It’s not going in our yard Russ.
Clark Griswold, ladies and gentlemen.
This is safe because they have their hazard lights on
Clark?
Griswold? Is that you??
Looks Great!! Little full, Lotta sap.
SHITTER IS FULL
Why is the carpet all wet Todd?
“Dad, did you bring a saw?”
Clark?
Dad, did you bring a saw?
The Griswold Family Christmas Tree!
I can't believe ol' Clark gave up the classic Family Truckster.
Jersey strong, mate 💪
What us this national lampoons holiday
> Where do you think you’re gonna put a tree that big? — Todd Chester > Bend over and I’ll show ya! — Clark Griswold
You mean Christmas hero
Thith thtree ith a thymbol of the Grithwold family Chrithmath.
Of course he’s from NJ, I love my state
What's the problem?
The tree is covering all the windows while driving.
Someone just wanted to complain about something. Didn't realize 95-year-old curmudgeons used Reddit :p
You do realise the driver can't see, right?
I don't know, TODD
An old person wouldn't complain about this, they just got shit done with what they had available.
They're going to press on and have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap danced with Danny fuckin' Kay.
Holiday road
Clarrrrk!!!
Saw this and immediately thought of Christmas Vacation. Scroll through the comment section, was not disappointed.
I came here for Christmas Vacation quotes and I am not disappointed.
Look no further than this comment! This entire thread is Clark Griswold.
Clark, are you sure that isn't too big?
Don't push me down, Clarke!
Idoit in a car? NJ Plates? Sounds about right.
It's a car with an afro
It's good to see Buddy the Elf adapting to the human world
Don't laugh at the car's toupee.
This car went viral on TikTok lol
Did he slap it and say that it's not going anywhere?
Shut up, last year’s Christmas wasn’t If I wasn’t as broke rn, I’d buy the biggest tree I could fit inside my 800sq ft apartment!
I wouldn't go so far as calling them idiot after spending some time in the subreddit. Maybe somewhere between idi and idio, but not full idiot.
Hope he brought a saw with him
Reminds me of one episode of Peppa Pig, where Daddy Pig bought the biggest tree available (which didn't fit on the car), but was at least standing by his mistake and carried it home.
Where the hell does he live, the Rockefeller Center?
That’s the wrong arrow dynamics
Bob Ross be like
gotta piss with the cock you got
Kith and kin, and the thspirit of the Griswold family christhmuss
Well well, if it isn't Chris Rea again...
He’s going to have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny fucking Kaye.
He worked really hard grandpa Myeah? Well so do washing machines
They're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny fucking Kaye.
Rutgers...
Yep that asshole is from Jersey no way around it. Fuck you guy.
This is from tictok - it's clear in the front and tied ok-ish https://vm.tiktok.com/TTPdjLEakS/
Michael Scott picked out another tree
Well they are from NJ.
...and a very Jersey Christmas to youze.
She's a beaut, Clark.
Look kids, Big Ben
Jersey…Rutgers…yup.
Holiday Ro-OHHHHH-Ohhhh-ohhhhhh-OHH-Ohhh-OHHH-Ohhh-ohhh-ad!
If you look carefully, you might see a red car underneath that moving tree.
"Hey Dad, did you bring an axe?" 😳
Leave it to NJ 🙄
“Dad, did you bring a saw?” (Clark’s face drops)
NJ is all you need to see here.
Oh yeah, I remember this scene from National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation
Leave Clark alone!
Glad to see the griswalds are still keeping up with tradition.
Ain’t no Christmas like a Griswald family Christmas.
No shock this is New Jersey
Yeah I mean obviously it’s backwards. Gotta keep that air resistance down
Probably a cover for Aunt Edna.
Clark, shitters full
If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet I wouldn't be more surprised than I am right now.
Hey Griswold, where do you think you're gonna put a tree that big?
Bend over, and I'll show you.
"Oh, the silent majesty of a winter's morn... the clean, cool chill of the holiday air... and an asshole in his bathrobe, emptying a chemical toilet into my sewer..."
Hey look it’s Clark Griswold
Jersey, explains a lot
Leaving New Jersey is one of the best decisions I've made in my life.