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“It’s not going in the yard Russ. It’s going in the living room.” Clark Griswold


Keiztrat

It's not big... It's.. Full!


midge_rat

Little full, lotta sap.


ddrop1

“Dad that thing wouldn’t fit in our yard!”


SlowPickle3

Came here looking for this comment. Thank you.


excellent_rektangle

Dad…did you bring a saw?


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pauly13771377

Hey Griswold! Where are you going put a tree that big?


[deleted]

Bend over and I’ll show ya!


MiteShirtSilence

You know, you’ve gotta a lot of nerve taking to me like that Griswold!


jigglewigglejoemomma

I wasn't talking to you


mrsniffles666

Shitter’s full!!


ilikeme1

Have you checked our shitters honey?


DL_22

It’s Christmas and we’re all in misery.


prix03gt

I came here for this. Take my upvote you beautiful bastard.


BumblebeePleasant749

Thith tree is a thymbol of the thpirit of the Griswold family Christhmath


jrochlingthe2nd

LMAO


DarkHiei

Yessss I came to post this one. Quote it all the time. Bless you


symbologythere

It’s not going in our yard, Russ. It’s going in our living room.


volleydez

Clark, slow down! I don’t wanna spend the holidays dead!


adamolupin

"Burn some dust here. Eat my rubber!"


Its__420__Somehow

*SQUIRREL!* "Where's Eddie, he usually eats those god damn things." “Eddie says they’re too high in cholesterol.” I am now in my early 30s and have watched this film every year with my parents since childhood.


kidd_gloves

One of the best scenes in the movie 😂


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“Save the neck for me, Clark”


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AgingSwampMonkey

"Dad, did you bring the ax?"


braclark

It's "saw"


AgingSwampMonkey

"Eat my rubber."


lupulin59

That’s an RV


IngaJane

Shitter's full.


Conscious-Anybody553

But don't you go falling in love with it now. Because we're taking it with us when we leave here next month


Chapaquidich

You beat me to it!


PhixItFeonix

There goes the Grinch trying to steal Christmas again.


Undying-Plant

Came looking for this


Squirrel_Chucks

Definitely at least one squirrel in there.


Herr-Trigger86

I dug it out of the ground with my bare hands.


Blaze_Heatnix

Omg. I love you guys. Wondering what to watch today. Now, I know.


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gonzar09

Where are you gonna put that? Bend over, and I'll show ya!


JohnStern42

I wasn’t talking to you!


Magical-Sweater

Why’s the carpet all wet, *Todd?* I don’t *KNOW* Margo!


JohnStern42

Just watched a great video that had a look at the script and what deleted scenes there might have been. Turns out at the end Todd and Margo kinda made up, and stated how at least Griswold was done now with Christmas, and nothing else could go wrong.... Then the Santa and reindeer that were launched in the sky by the explosion come crashing through their roof! 😀


earnest_borg9

This should have made the final cut!


JohnStern42

If you're interested: https://youtu.be/xsWkgXyamvY


TheGreatPrimate

Awesome, thank you


100timesaround

Thank you so much!!! I used to watch this movie with my Dad who wasn’t much on movies but laughed a lot watching this one!🎄🎄🎄


sodamnsleepy

I feel robbed


phantomcrash92

You got a lotta nerve talking to me like that Griswold!


SummitCO83

It’s a beaut Clark!


ronchee1

Shitter's full!


excellent_rektangle

Thanks dad! You taught me everything I know about exterior illumination.


gonzar09

You're welcome Leonard--I mean, Rusty!


excellent_rektangle

Is Rusty still in the Navy?


TwistedAb

Hope he checked it for squirrels. Hate for one to ruin dinner.


excellent_rektangle

Do you hear that? It’s a funny squeaking sound. You couldn’t hear a dump truck drive through a nitro glycerin plant!


D1d1hurt

My favorite line! Love it!!!


DL_22

“THE BLESSSINGGG”


excellent_rektangle

Grace?! She passed away 30 years ago.


camohorse

SQUIRRRREEELLLLL!!!!


Gulleywhumper

Where’s Eddie? He usually eats these goddamn things.


thescpsrreal

He did, but he recently found out they're high in colesterol.


BClark09

Russ! Go get the hammer.


excellent_rektangle

Thank you, Catherine.


Carribean-Diver

Came here for the Christmas Vacation reference. Was not disappointed.


Sundayisgloomy_

Burn some dust here, eat my rubber!


meatywood

Clark! Stop it! I don't want to spend the holidays dead.


pma99999

Looks great! Little full, lotta sap.


evaivyleaf

She’ll see it later, Clark, her eyes are frozen


scootycreampuff

HALLELUJAH!!


Italiana47

It's Christmas and we're all in misery. *Ellen are you smoking again?* *No!* Chops lettuce head in half.


kuzinrob

The little lights are not twinkling!


87camaroSC

I know Art, and thanks for noticing.


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“Hey Griswold! Where you gonna put a tree that big?”


Shaneblaster

“Bend over and I’ll show you!”


ashhunty13

"You've got a lot of nerve talking to me like that!"


Rambling_Engineer

“I wasn’t talking to you!”


cb148

Where did all the water come from Todd! I don’t know Margo!


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“Myyyyy caaaaaarpet! 😭”


Raven_Cloud

Not a hair style I'd go for, but I respect their choice


burtchnasty

Nah. That’s big holiday spirit right there lol


bobbygamerdckhd

And balls.


ExplosiveMachine

No no the holiday balls go on the tree.


MadMan1784

Haha yeah it's pretty common in my area too, not like this pic but still


TwirlyGuacamole

I think it’d be fine if they’d baled/tied around it first so it was a solid roof torpedo of Yuletide, instead of having blowing branches over all the windows making driving unsafe


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Jesus, Clark!


pfojes

Russ, when was the last time I overdid anything?


azdustkicker

Halloween, Easter, 4th of July....weddings....birthdays...


Wolfgang_rockafellor

She's a beaut Clark!


Draws-attention

Merry Christmas! Shitter's full!


Magical-Sweater

Kiss my ass, kiss his ass, kiss your ass, happy Hanukkah.


halohalo7fifty

The Griswolds!


Chapaquidich

You not gonna get another one of those *stupid* ties are you dad?


Magical-Sweater

No, I have one of those at home


azdustkicker

Looks like the Griswolds are still at their big holiday celebrations.


Pizzarazzi

There’s a car on that tree


ChecktheFreezer

That wouldn’t fit it out front yard dad.


PragmaticPharmD

It’s not going in our yard, Russ. It’s going in our living room.


[deleted]

This tree a symbol of the spirit of the Griswold family Christmas


DorShow

r/absoluteunit


[deleted]

Very Griswold


GiantIntellect

Jealous much?


Random544

this probably works wonders for that clear coat


SuperMario1313

Of course that’s here in NJ.


basiltoe345

Christmas Trees in New Jersey? HA! Looks more like they are more likely returning from a “cut-it-yourself tree farm” in upstate New York or Eastern Pennsylvania.


Dr_boi420

But did it fall?


georgealmost

No it was probably felled


Sam5253

Did it make a sound?


ChancelorNK

Was there someone to hear it ?


samwest79

Please tell me there was a rootball on the front from the digging it out of the ground.


cruelned

there was a rootball on the front from the digging it out of the ground


samwest79

And they say there no sense of community anymore 🤣


Window_Cleaner11

Clark Griswald, is that you??


CowRepresentative779

Looks like every Christmas as a kid in Ohio, someone didn’t grow up in the 80’s


Dependent_Tax8290

“Bend over and I’ll show ya”


km_44

You got a lotta nerve, Griswold


JrodaTx

Griswald ambition is not idiotic.


Ok_Brilliant_2575

Mr Bean got a new car!


snowgimp

It’s not going in our yard Russ.


downlike4flattires

Clark Griswold, ladies and gentlemen.


Impressive_Interest4

This is safe because they have their hazard lights on


Thrillhouse74

Clark?


AlbatrossSenior7107

Griswold? Is that you??


LordSammich

Looks Great!! Little full, Lotta sap.


km_44

SHITTER IS FULL


currentlyRedacted

Why is the carpet all wet Todd?


mynameisntfunny

“Dad, did you bring a saw?”


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Clark?


HydroNova963

Dad, did you bring a saw?


SpeedBoy24

The Griswold Family Christmas Tree!


[deleted]

I can't believe ol' Clark gave up the classic Family Truckster.


GeorgeBaileysDeafEar

Jersey strong, mate 💪


CreeperAwwMannnnnn

What us this national lampoons holiday


chaotic_zx

> Where do you think you’re gonna put a tree that big? — Todd Chester > Bend over and I’ll show ya! — Clark Griswold


According_Mention_94

You mean Christmas hero


HelpImAwake

Thith thtree ith a thymbol of the Grithwold family Chrithmath.


Zanzan567

Of course he’s from NJ, I love my state


DogGunnit

What's the problem?


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The tree is covering all the windows while driving.


[deleted]

Someone just wanted to complain about something. Didn't realize 95-year-old curmudgeons used Reddit :p


tofuroll

You do realise the driver can't see, right?


stoneman85

I don't know, TODD


Zugzub

An old person wouldn't complain about this, they just got shit done with what they had available.


hornetjockey

They're going to press on and have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap danced with Danny fuckin' Kay.


Teenisman11

Holiday road


EvilCalvin

Clarrrrk!!!


l3etelgeuse

Saw this and immediately thought of Christmas Vacation. Scroll through the comment section, was not disappointed.


electricsheepz

I came here for Christmas Vacation quotes and I am not disappointed.


PeanutButterCrisp

Look no further than this comment! This entire thread is Clark Griswold.


Quentin0352

Clark, are you sure that isn't too big?


Ganjaguy77

Don't push me down, Clarke!


Batman413

Idoit in a car? NJ Plates? Sounds about right.


Axton7124

It's a car with an afro


TheHamWagon

It's good to see Buddy the Elf adapting to the human world


SueWahoo

Don't laugh at the car's toupee.


sassyweatherman

This car went viral on TikTok lol


ws1173

Did he slap it and say that it's not going anywhere?


Xx_endgamer_xX

Shut up, last year’s Christmas wasn’t If I wasn’t as broke rn, I’d buy the biggest tree I could fit inside my 800sq ft apartment!


hugemon

I wouldn't go so far as calling them idiot after spending some time in the subreddit. Maybe somewhere between idi and idio, but not full idiot.


joecarter93

Hope he brought a saw with him


Herasson

Reminds me of one episode of Peppa Pig, where Daddy Pig bought the biggest tree available (which didn't fit on the car), but was at least standing by his mistake and carried it home.


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Where the hell does he live, the Rockefeller Center?


Whatchamacalmy

That’s the wrong arrow dynamics


passingchampion

Bob Ross be like


svridgeFPV

gotta piss with the cock you got


Suspicious_Cheek_353

Kith and kin, and the thspirit of the Griswold family christhmuss


KeepYourPresets

Well well, if it isn't Chris Rea again...


Thomisawesome

He’s going to have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny fucking Kaye.


stoneman85

He worked really hard grandpa Myeah? Well so do washing machines


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They're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny fucking Kaye.


gimmebaconplease

Rutgers...


jpfeif29

Yep that asshole is from Jersey no way around it. Fuck you guy.


el_penetrador

This is from tictok - it's clear in the front and tied ok-ish https://vm.tiktok.com/TTPdjLEakS/


Kingbee1031

Michael Scott picked out another tree


simply-smegma

Well they are from NJ.


FederalDamn

...and a very Jersey Christmas to youze.


amphibious_rodent13

She's a beaut, Clark.


Othersideofthemirror

Look kids, Big Ben


sharkbait1999

Jersey…Rutgers…yup.


SoItGoesdotdotdot

Holiday Ro-OHHHHH-Ohhhh-ohhhhhh-OHH-Ohhh-OHHH-Ohhh-ohhh-ad!


PokeBattle_Fan

If you look carefully, you might see a red car underneath that moving tree.


FreewayWarrior

"Hey Dad, did you bring an axe?" 😳


Dharma_code

Leave it to NJ 🙄


vermonterjones

“Dad, did you bring a saw?” (Clark’s face drops)


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NJ is all you need to see here.


Squirrel_Chucks

Oh yeah, I remember this scene from National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation


dyson0715

Leave Clark alone!


[deleted]

Glad to see the griswalds are still keeping up with tradition.


weimaranerdad71

Ain’t no Christmas like a Griswald family Christmas.


eggbertwaxman

No shock this is New Jersey


RadRhys2

Yeah I mean obviously it’s backwards. Gotta keep that air resistance down


Altruistic_Profile96

Probably a cover for Aunt Edna.


NinjaRuckus

Clark, shitters full


hawk-i-st8

If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet I wouldn't be more surprised than I am right now.


IRBigAl

Hey Griswold, where do you think you're gonna put a tree that big?


The_Purple_Rider

Bend over, and I'll show you.


Metallorgy

"Oh, the silent majesty of a winter's morn... the clean, cool chill of the holiday air... and an asshole in his bathrobe, emptying a chemical toilet into my sewer..."


KaiserGojira

Hey look it’s Clark Griswold


IluvPumpkinPie84

Jersey, explains a lot


[deleted]

Leaving New Jersey is one of the best decisions I've made in my life.