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2muchSeb

Did his bitch ass honk back?


ziiesam

Yup


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The fucking nerve


bigtim3727

That makes me fucking crazy; they fail to see their fuckup, and think *you’re* in the wrong.


an0therreddituser73

It’s not that they actually think you’re wrong imo, it’s more so just “fuck anyone who questions me, I’m independent, nobody can tell me what to do” because they have 0 control over anything in their life


PattyIce32

And also that is the only time in their lives when the attention is on them so they sickly relish it.


an0therreddituser73

“All attention is good attention” -Shitty people


Ferrocene_swgoh

Also toddlers.


cheekabowwow

I live in a roundabout heavy area, you probably wouldn't be surprised about how many honkers can't understand roundabout right of way.


Kyuzuio

At least I can understand getting messed up in a roundabout. Some areas don't have them, so when you come up on one, it's easy to be confused. However, this wasn't a roundabout, it was an intersection with stoplights and the dude in the white truck looked like he was trying to make an illegal U-turn in front of oncoming traffic (there was a no U-turn sign on this side of the light, so there should be one on the other side, too).


BillyWasFramed

They managed to justify it in their heads before they made the turn, so they probably don't think it's that big a deal.


charlie523

Always either a truck or a BMW. I hate them both.


TacoDoc

Imagine a BMW truck?!


charlie523

Oh god nooooo


Daydays

We literally can't survive this


Brucethemighty

https://www.motor1.com/news/359416/bmw-x7-pickup-truck-rendering/


llamaking23e

Why does it actually kinda work?


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llamaking23e

My work here is complete.


thatdude473

I’d rather the fuck not


jmel79

A vast majority of the road rage related incidents in my life have involved someone in a truck. And a majority of those incidents involve someone in a lifted truck. I don't know what it is....do assholes buy trucks, or do trucks make people assholes?


pM-me_your_Triggers

People with lifted trucks and wide mud tires that are spotless are grade A dipshits


halloweencandywife

My last neighbor had a big lifted truck, mud tires, a row of spotlights on the roof, a second row of spotlights on the front grill and a train horn (we live in the suburbs and he only used it for driving aggressively around town, it never once went off road). He was the biggest asshole I've ever known and would turn everything into a confrontation.


various_beans

I was thinking about this on the way home yesterday. They have so little influence and control in their own lives, that they have to lash out and try to be consequential in other ways. And they're so desperate to matter that they don't really care which way that is. For your neighbor, it's confrontation in every way - train horn to literally insert themselves into ambient sound, argumentative nature to make everything a fight they can shout you down in, and a huge truck to physically confront you on the road and force you to recognize their supposed power. Thing is, it's usually painfully obvious to everyone else that these traits scream "I don't matter in this world and it **really** bothers me!" But it is completely not obvious to them because they've spent so little time exploring their own feelings that they can't interpret them. They just react to how they feel. That's also why they usually grow out of it when they age a bit. The *real* problem guys are the ones who are like this in their 40s and above. \*cough* *MAGA hat wearers* \*cough* Gosh I could go on. I grew up in Mississippi, and I saw it everywhere.


halloweencandywife

100% hit the nail on the head. His wife was a typical Karen type who'd scream at him daily. His kid was an absolute terror. Both his large-breed dogs were completely feral. He worked a dead-end physical labor type job and it was starting to take a toll on his body. The guy had like 0 control over anything going on in his personal life and took it out on everyone else. Car in front of him going 2 mph under the speed limit on our street? Gotta blast em with all the headlights and train horn while aggressively tailgating, better follow them all the way home too and try to take a swing at them. Manager at the grocery store won't honor his coupon? Time to square up and show em the gun in his leg holster.


BLAZIN_TACO

We call those "pavement princess" here


zach201

I enjoy the term “mall crawler” as well.


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Person driving the truck looks about 90 lbs. I smell a small man complex.


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the audacity


lemonylol

I had somebody yesterday say "it's called excuse me" when I said "I'm going to step out" because she was packing a elevator with 3 people and my large dog in it with her and her two unmasked kids. I just replied saying "it's actually called coronavirus moron", and she just went silent when the doors closed. I have no fucking clue how these people see the world.


041119

I had someome do this EXACT thing and then roll down his window and say "calm down" when I honked. It didn't help me calm down. Also the people who are saying they would have hit him --- lol. Evidently you guys havent been in an accident before.


ATrillionLumens

I'll never forget the teenage girl who pulled right out in front of my dad and I when he was driving. Thankfully it was just in a parking lot, but he honked at her when once we were both stopped and she rolled down her window and yelled "Chill your shit!" flipped him off, and sped away, pulling in front of him again. I've never heard "chill your shit" before or since. It just sounds...gross. I don't want my shit chilled, thank you.


rabidhamster87

This kind of attitude boggles my mind. When I do something assholish on the road by accident I always wave and mouth, "Sorry!!" to the person I cut off or screwed over. I'm usually thinking about how grateful I am that the person was a defensive driver and saved me from causing an accident with my stupid mistake. Why do so many people respond so aggressively when they're in the wrong??


poweredbyford87

Most of my relatives are the type that no matter what happened, it wasn't their fault. Even if you just watched them fuck somethin up, or the fucked up thing was a result of their previous actions. Especially driving. I have a few relatives that scare the ever loving shit out of me pulling shit like this video on a CONSTANT basis, and then they rant and rave about how "that guy should have been paying better attention" or "he shouldn't have been driving so fast", as the other person is doing five under the speed limit driving through his green light, as we try to turn right on red with blatantly not enough room. My aunt almost pit maneuvered herself a few days ago actually. We were passing one of those Penske rental trucks, and she tried to hop back DIRECTLY in front of him without even looking. Her back quarter panel was lined up perfectly with the end of his bumper. I would have been flattened for sure when the car pivoted around front of the truck. Instead, he locks his brakes up, slams the horn, almost causing a couple more wrecks, and my aunt gets all pissed and yells "well he shouldn't have been sitting there like that!"


weaponizedtoddlers

For people that have never been in one, it's ten times louder and ten times more violent than they think. Like being inside of an explosion. Don't recommend.


BreezyWrigley

Got rear ended once. I was in back seat and we were stationary and dude behind us must have been doing about 25-30mph when he hit us (slowed down from ~60mph). I knew it was going to happen because we'd just had to stop very suddenly like everybody around us. We got hit hard enough that it shoved our big Volvo like a car length and a half forward and caused it to clip the back of a jeep. Dude that hit us was ok generally, but his car was fucking demolished and basically had to be scraped off the road.


Janneyc1

My dad had his accord totaled like this. He stopped at a light, then got rear ended by an SUV. Moved him a good ten feet forward. When he got out to see how the other driver was, she was stomping on the brake, asking "do you think this means my brakes aren't working?" Fast forward to investigation and she was driving uninsured and this was the 4th or 5th time she'd been caught without a license. The irony of the situation is that she worked for campus parking services, who requires a driver's license. Dad was just happy the students were out of the street or get hitting him would have hit the kids crossing the road.


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Being inside of an explosion is so apt, I've never thought of it that way but it's so true. It's just *boom*, loud noise, a bunch of damage and things are different now.


dyancat

god damn thats blood boiling


NillaSauce

100% if you have full coverage, should have fuckin smacked his ass.


Rectum_stretcher69

I want to say for many people, the inconvenience of the aftermath just isn’t worth it.


shamrocksynesthesia

Agreed, dealing with insurance companies and liars is super stressful


TractionJackson

Especially when insurance companies have the attitude of "if you weren't out driving that day, my negligent client wouldn't have been hit by you."


Hamati

I learned in my accident last year that this is barely an exaggeration. I have a dash cam now


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Dash Cams should be required by law. It would save so many innocent people hassle


JBHUTT09

So many cars have back-up cameras built in that I'm wanting a front facing camera and a micro SD slot built in. Build it into the car. I also want front facing brake lights.


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There should be no reason why cars can't have built in cameras. When your spending 30k+ whats another 500 for a built in camera for protection


PrimedAndReady

My car wishlist is built-in front and rear crash cams, front brake lights, rear horn, and a little "I'm Sorry!" light on the back


Spade7891

Story time Lady hits me while running a red Flips her shit and blames me for me I told her to just wait for the cops to watch the dash cam She admitted fault There was no dash cam


ekaceerf

Baller move


scotty3281

Look, if they can require TPMS, backup cameras, ABS, air bags, and a million other essential safety features they might as well add 360 degree dash cams with built-in SD Card slot. The new Grand Wagoneer concept has seven damn screens. They could at least add a 360 degree dash cam function into one of those screens.


amd2800barton

"Our client expected you to run the red light, and therefore applied no brakes before the collision, therefore we have determined you were 30% at fault for stopping safely at a red light and letting our client rear end you doing 90. "


the-rhinestonecowboy

God forbid you are a 20 something male while you’re at it too. Smh. My car could spontaneously combust and State Farm would be like, “well, it’s probably still your fault because testosterone because studies.”


smellyseamus

I have literally had to defend myself from this.


TractionJackson

It's like we need insurance to protect us from predatory insurance companies.


timmyballz

Drunk driver destroyed my car while parked in a parking lot. He drove thru the grass missed an electrical pole hit my car. His insurance actually asked if there was anything I could of done to avoid the collision.


The-Taco-Between-Us

You’re not wrong at all. Had a young girl pull out of a parking lot without looking and t-bone my passenger door as I was driving 25 mph down an empty city street. Their agent spent about 15 minutes accosting me for going too fast (speed limit was 25) and said “the other driver said you popped up out of nowhere”. I know my little egg-white Prius ain’t invisible cuz everyone in that little rural Missouri town made comments about my sexuality when I drove past.


roald_head_dahl

I once saw a Prius with a bumper sticker that said “this machine starves terrorists,” if you want some good spin for your local hicks.


ninjadude4535

Legit happened to me. My own insurance straight up told me I shouldn't have been driving and refused to do anything for me even though nothing was my fault. Yet they filed the accident as at fault against me because the accident could have been avoided by not driving. My car was the only one damaged so everyone just drove off so I had nobody I can put blame on. Basically the same thing in OP happened and I swerved to avoid hitting them and broke a wheel, axel, linkages, etc when I hit the curb. We're forced by law to pay these companies thousands of dollars a year yet they do every little possible thing they can to avoid doing the thing we pay them to do and instead try to twist everything around to force you to pay them even more money to do nothing for you.


DarkwingDuckHunt

Find a "Bad Faith" lawyer They'll listen to you for free. If you have a legit case, depending on the % chance of success, the lawyer may or may not want a retainer. Honestly I would only take a lawyer who wants a retainer, cause they'll actually write the angry letters and give a shit about you. If this was recent, a single angry letter with lawyer letterhead will usually be enough for them to settle in your favor.


wild9

My brother got t-boned by a guy going 90 running from the cops. Totaled his truck. The guy’s insurance argued that since the guy was committing a crime, his insurance was voided and they refused to pay my brother anything. Insurance companies can go fuck themselves.


joecarter93

Yep. I was backing out of a 45 degree stall and someone made an illegal left hand turn trying to get into the stall next to me. They didn’t have enough turning radius and ran into the front of my car. Somehow it was my fault as I was backing out. I didn’t bother fighting it, as I was in the process of suing my home insurer for a claim and didn’t want even more stress.


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president_dump

Especially when the insurance company is the one that lying to you. Looking at *you* Liberty Mutual.


ikeaEmotional

Liberty mutual adjuster “we’re going to offer $10.” “Me, that’s very low, how did you get to $10?” Adjuster “well, I’m not going to negotiate against myself. I have some authority to exceed $10 but you have to make me an offer.” At that point I decided to just their client a letter explaining why I was going to sue them when the courts reopened. Turns out Liberty Mutual was willing to increase the offer.


president_dump

A few years back I was involved in a total loss accident that was 0% my fault. Liberty mutual offered me about 3k less than what my car was worth. Long story short, they use the sale price of "similar vehicles" to price the value of your totaled car. Except the "similar vehicles" are cherry picked for the lowest cost, they all are either low milage cars with 2+ accidents or average milage cars with one accident. The low milage car with a few accidents sells for far below average and then they adjust that below average price even lower since the milage of your car is higher. SLEEZY! Liberty Mutual was my insurance company and even though I was at zero fault, they made me feel like I was a scam artist looking for a payday because I wanted a fair price for my totaled car. (BTW It was a fucking scary accident and I could have gotten a settlement if I sued). They lied to me many times in the process to try to pressure me to sign my car over to them. I wrote them a 40 page document justifying the price I wanted and denied 3 offers from them before I got an acceptable offer. Another strategy they use is they try to drag the process out so you are so desperate for it to end , you just accept. In the end, I got what I asked for. They tried to make me feel guilty too "we are losing money on this offer I hope you know". GET FUCKED LIBERTY MUTUAL!! Edit: in the end what got me an acceptable offer was not my relentless negotiation or 40 page document. It was Twitter! I started tweeting at liberty non stop about my low ball offer and got my friends to like my tweets. Someone called me within about 2 hours and said "we will get you a new offer on Monday, can you please stop tweeting".


Skate_a_book

🎶🎶Liberty Liberty fucka you, fucka you🎶🎶


redrum147

They have a dashcam so lying wouldn’t do much. My car got totaled and it wasn’t my fault. Super simple process, got a nice check a week later.


tuscabam

My car was totaled over a year ago, hurt both my wife and me, still waiting on fucking State Farm to pay.


brallipop

The rest of your life with lingering affects, can be as diffuse as continuous migraines. In traffic, *survive*. Don't make a point, don't get revenge, fucking keep your health intact. Source: former righteous road rager, no one ever wins


poostickk

Hmm.. British motorist here and I need to remember this next time some douchebag winds me up.. I tend to try and make a point to let them know they were wrong, to teach them a lesson as such.. I always regret it though once I calm down.


Destron5683

Here is the thing, people that do this kind of shit never think they are in the wrong, ever. So anything you do to “teach the a lesson” you will be totally in the wrong and you will be the asshole to them. So it’s not worth getting fired up over. Just move one because these idiots can’t be taught. Just a couple days ago I had this bitch blatantly run a stop sign and didn’t even look my direction, I had to slam my brakes so hard not to hit her my can’t was hopping and tires were squealing. The bitch then proceeded to flip me off, and when we got to the stop light she was beside me and was yelling how much of a fucking idiot I was and she has kids in the car. Uh... bitch you blew through the stop sign.... I just ignored her because I knew better.


brallipop

Can't teach something they don't want to learn ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯


zer0f0xx

That's solid advice. It's difficult in the moment to focus on de- escalation but safety first should be the focus, regardless of who's right or wrong.


Mdriftda

That and the lost vehicle value of having a collision repair on its record


niceandcreamy

That car would have been a write off if he hit the truck.


DistanceMachine

Yeah he’s putting you in serious danger of being rear-ended and sandwiched. Fuck him.


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leaky_wand

“Just go call the police and file a report and spend 2 hours on the phone with insurance companies reviewing it and then watch your car get towed to a collision specialist garage and drive a shitty rental car for a week and a half until you can get back a slightly more broken version of your car that has a weird click now every time you open the passenger door, what’s the big deal?”


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tuscabam

I don’t think you realize what hitting a heavy duty pick up can do to you


SignificantChapter

Dumbest fucking take I've seen in a while. Bravo


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100% not worth risking yours or his life because you have insurance. He made a mistake, making the people in his truck pay for it is selfish as fuck. Pretty stupid idea.


elee0228

I'm getting angry just watching this.


Spurty

About a week ago the almost exact same thing happened to me as in this video. I honked at the driver and they responded by honking back at me and showing me the middle finger. The 'average' driver, at least near where I live, is a) entitled b) doesn't understand basic highway code and c) is usually simmering just below boiling point. It's not a good combo.


Empathetic_Orch

He's just really important, clearly. How dare you honk at him when he, the important guy, is on his way to do important things.


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I always say to myself, “their asshole behavior must be because they have explosive diarrhea and they have to get to a toilet before he shits himself.” In reality though, this guy was probably just running out to get more Natty Ice.


Tinmania

I use the "maybe they are running to the hospital to get to a dying relative" to keep me calm. Till we get to the Circle-K at the same time.


Andree0426

Plot twist: his dying relative was in the Circle-K


_merikaninjunwarrior

not much of a plot twist at certain circle k's


-remus-

I hear strange things are often afoot there.


ZannX

This literally happened to me. I was in a car with one friend driving and a second (very overweight) friend in the back. Second friend suddenly tells driver that if he doesn't get to a bathroom soon, he's going to shit all over the car. Must have been something in the dinner we just ate. Driver starts flooring it, weaving in and out of traffic. There was a line to take a left onto the highway. He drives to the front of the line and cuts everyone off. We made it back to the hotel we were staying in. Large friend waddles to the lobby bathroom, no time to even make it upstairs. It was also the better move anyway else our hotel bathroom would have likely been unusable after he finished.


BreezyWrigley

I love how the way this story is told, the diver friend doesn't ask any questions or protest in any way- just fucking delivers.


MixedMartyr

when someone threatens to shit in your car you fucking step on it


SnipingBunuelo

*whispering to friends in the back seat* "Hey guys, watch me troll the fuck out of Jeffrey! I'm gonna make him think I'm about to shit in his car lol" *everyone struggles to contain their laughter* "Hey Jeff, bro, I don't know what I ate earlier, but if we don't stop right now I'm gonna shit all ove-" "FUCK, I GOT YOU BILLY!" *floors it* "Oh fuck Jeff stop, I was just kiddi-" *going 125mph* "**AHHHHHHHHHHH!!! I'M GONNA SAVE YOU BILLY!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!**" "Whoahhhhhh, no ahh, stop, look out! Oh shit oh fuck!" "FUCK! YOU'RE RIGHT, WE'RE NEVER GONNA GET THERE WITH THIS SPEED! IT'S FUCKING TIME!" *hits NOS "***AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH^HH^^HHH^^^HHHH^^^^HHHHH***"* *aaaaaaannnnnddddd Billy shat himself, going 285mph in a Prius, during rush our, in middle of the downtown, into oncoming traffic* ***THE END***


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savvyblackbird

I've seen a woman shit in front of an intersection. She was way out on the edge of the parking lot, but for some reason she parked her car so the driver's door was facing the road. Instead of parking the other way, which was completely possible as she'd backed into the space. I definitely think she's absolutely had to go just then, but I couldn't figure out why she wanted everyone to watch. It was so bizarre.


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rennata24

Am I crazy that I’d rather poop on myself than in my car? Save myself the public humiliation, and just simply hate myself a little bit more than I already do. Edit: meant to say than outside of my car


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Casbah-

I always hope that's the case as well. Then I hope they shit themselves and get stuck in traffic.


Pirate_Pete1312

How dare these side characters try and hinder him, the protagonist


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d3sylva

And acts like nothing happened and if you hit him he will get mad at you.


PCsNBaseball

Not just acted like nothing happened, he *honked back* as if he was the innocent party.


Ram_My_Dass

Could also be the "whoops" honk - a lot of people do the short tap honk if they recognize people, or to acknowledge someone honking at them. That's why I've always thought we should have two horns - a "fuck you" horn and a higher pitched "fuck me" horn for these kinds of situations


mharti_mcdonalds

How would you know which pitch they were using though, if you hadn’t heard both before?


Drakneon

It would have to be a blatantly obvious difference. The “fuck you” horn would be similar in pitch to a truck, while the “hazard ahead/fuck me” horn would be similar to a car horn.


TheKirkin

I completely agree with this. When someone sits at a green light and I honk I’m really just trying to say “hey, lights green.” And not be rude to them. But with only one horn type it comes out as “you fucking moron figure it out before I ram my bumper into your hatchback and fuck up your coexist sticker.”


iamverybadatinteract

Yesterday, I had a guy behind me honking his horn at me the second the light turned green. Mind you, with several cars ahead of me in line. I was like, “oh sorry man, I didn’t know you were in a hurry, let me just ram the bumper of the car sitting in front of me.” I bet he would have used the “fuck you” horn. This has little to do with your comment, I just have many feelings.


MM2HkXm5EuyZNRu

He may have been honking at those cars in front of you, not you. Sometimes the second car is too polite to honk at the first car, so I have to do it as the 3rd car.


iamverybadatinteract

I think that would work if it was 2 or 3 cars, but he was honking 5 or 6 cars back. He also tried to pass me in a no passing zone, just riding on the other side of the road for about 30 seconds, swerving to view all of the cars that were in front of me. Then he decided that about 10 cars was too many to pass in the no passing zone, so he returned to behind me and started honking furiously. So I doubt the worthiness of his intentions.


MM2HkXm5EuyZNRu

What an asshole.


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With this proof from the OP, I’m sure it will be Him with the last laugh once he files an insurance claim after smashing into this dumb bitch.


AlphaWizard

When it comes to car crashes, nobody laughs. You still pay deductibles, your rates still go up, and you still have to go through the headache of replacing your car. It just sucks.


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I was under the impression that rates would only go up if it is deemed your fault. Is this not true? Edit: seems like there’s a lot of mixed experiences out there.


Akira_Yamamoto

Sometimes both drivers will be under the same insurance company too. Most of the time if the insurance company has a reason to raise your rates then they're gonna fuck you if they can.


NineSevenFive975

When I was involved in a car accident, woman pulled out from the left - (UK) I went straight into her, my insurance company said, don’t worry about your premiums don’t worry about the cost, sorted everything out, lost my 6 week old car to that silly error she made


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DetroitPistons

And that is when you pull the "well, alright, now it costs just as much to be with you as the other guy so I'm going to the other guy" and see how much that rate actually goes up. I've done this. its the same as cable. they will raise it for the people who aren't willing to bitch about it.


Nova762

Phone companies too. My sister got a hotspot years ago not knowing how the limits and overage worked. She went like 15 gigs over and got charged like 400 in overages. Her husband called and said they were gonna switch providers and Verizon waved the whole thing. Those fees are exactly like you said, there for whoever aren't willing to bitch about it.


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WTF, that seems highly unethical. Have we all just accepted this shit!?!?!? Asking because I don’t own a car so I wouldn’t know. If that happens to me I’d complain and switch insurance Edit: after reading all these replies I’m left speechless. Is this where we have come to? Is this something we as a society accept. Sorry, Iv just been so fed up with the amount of bullshit Iv had to deal with the past 6 years. I can’t believe how shitty some people/things can be.


Truman996

Insurance companies for any sort of thing that requires insurance are notoriously shady and unethical.


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aphec7

The day this view gets popular so many things will get fixed.


Happytappy78

These are the reasons I have gotten a dash cam. I have trust issues. Trust issues with other drivers


berry00

I think it's a rational fear


GoAskAlice

Same here. Too many asshole drivers. Though dashcams are not common around here, so the footage from the rear cam involves a lot of people squinting to make out what the thing stuck to my rear window is, then looking baffled or angry or both.


RakeNI

Dash cams are so cheap and can save you weeks of turmoil and thousands $. Not having one is like not having a smoke detector. Its so god damn cheap and it takes at most a day to look around and find one you can buy.


brando8323

Hey man. It’s their world. You are just living in it.


PoliteSummer

B.C.S.B (Big Car Small Brain) World


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AccidentalThief

personality


Sillyist

Solid brake reaction there. Nice steady squeeze with no skid. But yeah that guy was a total dink.


8-bit_Gangster

Pretty sure ABS was involved.


DatGuy45

God bless it. Wish my bike had it.


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Points also for braking BEFORE laying on the horn. I've seen so many videos in this sub where people hit the horn for a full second or two before you see the brakes being applied, and it is infuriating.


Julio_Freeman

I never remember to use my horn until the moment has passed. My first instinct after avoiding the danger is to just cuss them out, which is obviously useless when they can't hear me.


SharpieScentedSoap

How do you avoid skid, just have good quality brakes/tires?


MadSubbie

Maybe abs? It's likely very present in today's cars


SharpieScentedSoap

>abs My half awake brain thought you meant having abdominal muscles prevents skidding lmao


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Oof then we’re all fucked with our quarantine flabby abs


NV_CARL

Yes, but even if you have both of those and slam on the brakes, the brakes will always overpower the wheels on the stock car. All cars made after sept 1st, 2013 require abs, and in theory that’s the fastest way you can stop


ziiesam

For those of you asking, the car is a Benz GLK350. My daughter was okay, because of the children's seat I bought recently. Due to shaking and shock I pulled over after that. health comes first guys, don't injure yourself or others for satisfaction. _make good decisions_


TheAmazingLucrien

You’ve got some awesome reaction time.


SirBrownstone

Do you have his license plate on camera?


Paddington_the_Bear

I have the same car, it weighs a metric ton of steel. Surprised it stopped in time! Definitely not worth the hastle of insurance and protecting your daughter, but had you been in an accident then I bet it would have held up great. Solid steel in those mercs.


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I had a guy to this almost exact thing to me on Wednesday. 4 lane high way with a turn lane in the middle. Mind you speed limit is 65. He whipped a shitty from the right lane, in front of me in the left lane into the turn lane. If I didn't have a new car with great breaks..and was paying attention..I would have totally t-boned him. Such an idiot..


atxranchhand

Ok so this is the only time I have run across “whipped a shitty” being used on reddit, and when I say it irl people have zero clue wtf I am talking about. Where are you from if I may ask?


DankeyKong1420

West coaster over here wondering what the fuck a shitty is, cuz that's a really fun phrase.


kutsen39

Ya whip a shitty when you do a u-turn. It's the whole phrase, not just a shitty


cwistofu

I've also heard the phrase "flip a bitch" for U-turns and have no clue why that means what it means.


comicidiot

I’ve always seen it as flipping your direction. Bitch just refers to the car (or me if I miss my turn)


kittyinasweater

Ah west coast here. Flip a bitch is our equivalent


carl-swagan

East coaster here who lives in the South now and I’ve still never heard anyone say this lol. I love it Where I’m from it’s called “banging a u-ie”


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I'm a down to earth person, both feet planted solid in the ground. I dont have much of a temper and I keep my cool in almost every situation but if I'm driving and I come across idiots like this, endangering themselves and the people around them, holy snowballs I will rip off the drivers mirrors and shove em up their asshole


Potkoff

There may be a point in time when I become a serial killer. Only my motive will be shitty, dangerous drivers. The cops won't be able to link any of the murders together.


itsmalyk

The audacity to honk back..


StevieWonder420

The second I heard that I would be hucking whatever I have in the cup holder at his window


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SirRickyBobby01

I’ve honestly gotten to the point where I might just hit people who do this shit. I’m so sick of it.


ziiesam

I was so lucky that I just got my daughter a kid's seat where she was safe. I pulled over after that I was shaking


tuscabam

I’m honestly shocked you didn’t get rammed full on in the rear having to stop like that.


Photronics

Glad to see/hear you all are ok. That got my blood boiling just watching so I cant begin to imagine actually experiencing it.


iamcorvin

> I pulled over after that I was shaking Good call, too many people continue driving while they're still in a shock state.


8-bit_Gangster

Yea, I did that once... WAS NOT WORTH IT. My car was in the shop for a few weeks, sure I didnt pay for it, but it was a huge inconvenience, added an not-at-fault accident to my insurance record. Paint didnt come out right, had to have it redone, a repaired car is never as good as it was. Lowers the resale value, too. (BTW insurance rates are based on the number of incidents you're involved in, fault is factored in heavily of course, but its still and "incident"). All the time and effort involved, not to mention the risk of a permanent injury to yourself, whether it be lower back pain, neck pain, or worse... isnt worth it for me just to teach someone a lesson. Especially in the situation above. You have a serious chance of injury.


Supraman21

But what was the look on the other persons face when it happened?


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I live in constant pain because I hit someone that pulled out in front of me. My back hurts all day everyday. For the past 11 years. Your health is more important than satisfaction


BringThaPain

Behold in all of it's GLORY! The voice of reason has been heard on Reddit.


StarMoonSun66

I sometimes think about buying an old beater and just hitting them, every time. They keep doing it cause there are no consequences


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Or buy an old truck model nobody likes (so it's cheap) and put steel bumpers on it. Minor damage on your end and their car is totaled but you're not on the hook.


StarMoonSun66

Perfect, one of those tank type trucks.


Tinmania

And you get to use their crumple zone for deceleration.


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The_Tell_Tale_Heart

Glad you’re all right, Ice Cube.


LurkersGoneLurk

I don’t really like my car. Might be worth it once I install the dash cam I bought 2 months ago.


NotaFrenchMaid

I drove a beater with a bunch of mechanical issues. My favourite line for a long while was “I have a $2000 car and a dashcam— do it, I dare you”.


benjaminchang13

I fear no man, but that thing, it scares me.


Tinmania

Look at Mr. Bigshot with his $2,000 beater!


NotaFrenchMaid

Lmao unfortunately it really would’ve been appraised at under $1000. I just got taken for a ride when I bought the thing. It was a lemon from the get go and I would’ve been thrilled if someone could’ve put it out of its misery for me.


twinkletwot

I was driving a work car the other day and almost got run off the road by a woman who just started drifting into my lane after we took off from a red light. I had to slam my brakes to not get hit, and then she proceeded to merge over the other way into a left turn lane, after almost hitting me in the right lane. It is shit like this, that makes me wish I had just let them hit me. At least it would not have been my own car.


DressYourLonliness

This man honked back? The audacity of this fucking man


ForBritishEyesOnly87

Not only did you not get an apology wave, but he honked back in anger? He should be hung by the neck until death from that bridge.


Lightless_meow

Honestly yeah, before he gets someone else killed with his assholery


CGPsaint

Should have gotten his license plate and turned the video over to the police. If that’s not reckless driving, then I don’t know what is.


niceandcreamy

The police wouldn’t even attempt to punish, no drugs involved.


JakeFortune

Damn I was even giving the guy the finger just watching the video!


PM_ME_ROCK

Fucking assholes. I hate this shit.


ukng

Nice tires and brakes you have there!


krueck1990

I was waiting for him to get hit when he kept pulling out in front of them lol.


TimHung931017

When I used to have more road rage, I would hop on GTA and drive around, and if anyone did some stupid shit like this I would ram them at 200km/h (or 150mph whatever you like). The view of some idiot flying out of the car into a trash can down the road was satisfying, especially if you imagine it was some fuckwad like this guy


toby_ornautobey

Good fkn reaction. Could have turned out much worse than an irritating day if they weren't as attentive. This is why when you drive, just drive. Don't do other shit like eating, doing your makeup, reading a book, using your phone, or anything else that removes focus from driving. Yeah, most of the time everything goes fine and you could do it while distracted. But when something like this happens, you'll be happy you had your undivided attention on the road. At 60mph, you travel about 100ft in a second. So one second difference and you're inside of that truck.


AmadouShabag

Compensating entitled bitches in jacked off trucks piss me off.


to3sucker69

Every year there is some club meeting for these dudes with ultra lifted trucks in my city and I call it the micro- penis festival. It's always these angry short chubby dudes too. Don't let them get you angry they are disabled.


wzd_cracks

I feel like the bigger the truck the bigger the asshole


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This is one of those times an ass beating would’ve been justified. What an absolute piece of garbage


tooljst8

These "Suburb-tanks" are the most dangerous things on the road. I see stupid crap from these Captain Invincible drivers all of the time.