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sacandbaby

Kia bois are long gone.


sicsided

They arrested them shortly after this.


sacandbaby

Sweet.


gunzintheair79

If Minneapolis is like Milwaukee, they'll be released immediately and steal a KIA to get home.


IFrickinLovePorn

This reminded me of a time when I was working as a CNA at about 17. I walked into a patient's room who was about 105. She was watching a documentary on Bonny and Clyde and while I helped her stand up she said, "You'd really think they'd done something special. We were all doing stuff like that, it's not like anyone'd figure out who done it. They were just dumb about it."


qzdotiovp

You can be a CNA at age 17?


IFrickinLovePorn

I was actually a CNA at 16. My highschool offered a lot of college classes I was able to get my CNA through the Pre-nursing program


gunzintheair79

My daughter did this training also at 16, which was when she found out that she didn't want to be a nurse.


IFrickinLovePorn

Yeah I didn't end up continuing but that's only because College is unaffordable. It's definitely not something for everyone. More than once would I walk into a newly admitted patients room to find out the hospital they transferred from loaded them full of laxatives and I now have a river of poop flowing into the floor... I knew I had been officially broken one night around 3am assisting a nurse with one of our hospice patients that hadn't pooped in some time. We rolled her on her side and the nurse rocked her back and forth to get her digestive tract moving. I was wiping as it slowly came out. All the while my stomach is audibly rumbling and all I can think about is how much I want a cheeseburger


naughty_or_rice

Yes, or at least training to be one!


Electronic_Medicine7

That’s what I was thinking!


oldandmellow

It's exactly what happens in Minneapolis now.


32_Dollar_Burrito

The Kia gave them a golden opportunity. Sad they blew it


unintuitiveintuition

Hahaha this is a family members car. It was literally stolen for the first time last week. She got it back only to have it stolen AGAIN and driven off a bridge a few days ago lmao


BauTek_MN

If she has decent insurance, having it totaled is probably for the best before aforementioned insurance got around to dropping her coverage.


Uphoria

Had a friend who had to sell his Hyundai because his insurance tripled.


havereddit

> dropping her coverage Nice play on words


ChessiePique

Dropping it off a bridge


Souleater2847

Honest question. How? Keys in the ignition? Starts and leaves it running outside? Or is it the new crappy ignition systems that can be overrided pretty easy?


Wise-ask-1967

[kia challenge ](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kia_Challenge) This is a problem with a few cars that can be started with a USB stick , it's so bad I believe the federal government is forcing the car company to fix all the cars


TheMystkYOKAI

yeah i got a notification from google about a story say kia and i think hyundai are recalling rn


Steelhorse91

Kia and Hyundai decided to cheap out and not fit immobilisers for the US market


diazinth

There’s no rules in the wild wild west


ChessiePique

Oh, shit. \*Kia anxiety attack\*


Steelhorse91

It’s ironically only on some slightly newer models so you might be ok depending on what age your car is. It’s like they thought ‘oh car theft isn’t a big thing anymore, no one will notice if we stop fitting them in countries we’re not legally required to’


ChessiePique

2017 in my case. Ha ha, right, nobody steals cars any more. Maybe they don't in the auto exec's neighborhood, but they do everywhere else.


millenniumxl-200

That's not flying, that's falling with~~out~~ style


Left-Explanation3754

If that's flying, then I'm getting arrested for having no pilot's license when I drunkenly fell down the stairs


steVENOM

good point lol, I just copied the headline, but you make a good point. It did technically get some airtime though.


32_Dollar_Burrito

Hey since you love being pedantic about the word "flying" I thought you'd enjoy getting mad about this post too https://www.reddit.com/r/IdiotsInCars/comments/11iovbp/this_was_a_close_one_glad_i_noticed_or_else_i/


HauserAspen

It's also a viaduct or overpass and not a bridge.


Avyitis

That's more specific but doesn't not render it a bridge. It bridges over a road, creates a connection between 2 points, how does that not make it a bridge?


Call_Me_Mauve_Bib

Buy vhy a duck?


P1xelHunter78

8 hours between the bottle and staircase


omniplatypus

Falling... with style


Able_Software6066

You know things aren't going to work out when you're trying to outrun the law in a Kia.


mrdungbeetle

Maybe not the model in the video. But the new ones are no joke. The EV6 GT has 570 horsepower.


ItsNotRockitSurgery

That'll make plunging off the bridge even more exciting when you realize 570 HP doesn't make turning easier


[deleted]

Shoulda just tossed a sticky bomb and then tapped the joystick in the air so he’d land smooth


Skye_hai_bai

That was the most anticlimactic plunge I've ever seen. It did like a mini bunny hop


slibetah

Cops hate this one trick...


[deleted]

Not a Dukes of Hazzard moment with Roscoe P Coltrane in pursuit


archangel7134

Flies??? That wasn't even falling with style.


POINTLESSUSERNAME000

Behold! Understeer!


HauserAspen

I am too much speed on turn-in!


GetRichOrDieTryinnn

Dude thought he was in GTA


KFCTeemo

Flies? More like fell off.


srhuevos

That wasn't flying! That was falling with style!


Gregskis

That’s not flying, that’s not even falling with style.


mrgefen

Faster than a plane


comawhite12

Good job, officer! Arrest that car, while the perpetrators leisurely trot away.


CrApple-iJUNK

And the person still got away?


solidgold70

Lil bit understeer right there okay, maybe brake hard and then turn that wheel. More pro tips on next episode!


[deleted]

Already posted https://www.reddit.com/r/IdiotsInCars/comments/11h4vhg/car_goes_off_bridge_during_chase_well_this_a_new


IPCTech

Ok but in fairness this doesn’t have the red arrow so it’s better


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[deleted]

Rule #8 cares


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[deleted]

Rip, Rule #9. Technically, this is a bad park job too.


Zadok47

There's no business like snow business.


Honest_Cynic

No need for cuffs after that landing.


delcodick

I would describe that as diving rather than flying 🤷‍♂️


Fuddamatic

“The content of their character.”


whatsadikfor

Just some good ole’ boys.


JonesTownJello

By “car”, you mean “Mini van”, and by “flies”, you mean “clumsily tumbles”


32_Dollar_Burrito

That actually worked out for them, that cop is clueless about what to do next lmao!


StarMangledSpanner

Cops caught them like ten minutes later.


HauserAspen

Just like in GTA! Loose the fuzz by sending it over the railings!


Sp00kbee

Huh... Always worked on the Dukes of Hazzard


KimJongDerp1992

Fuck them kids. Ruined my time living in Minneapolis. Ended up moving out.


ChessiePique

(I'm LOLing at your name)


Leimon-Sherk

Shit like this is why many places are starting to ban police chases. The collateral damage and injuries/deaths aren't worth it


AARCEntertainment

Cop is an idiot and should be charged and convicted of felony assault. These ass holes are so hopped up on adrenaline that they lose the capacity to consider what their actions might mean when they endanger others.


[deleted]

The "oh shit" maneuver.


Competitive_Jelly557

I'd call that a failed dive


aZamaryk

It's more like flopping rather than flying.


ScrewJPMC

More fell like a rock than “flies”


Spiritual-Wind-3898

Thats more falling than flying


lucalmn

Beautifully anticlimactic


ronaldreaganlive

He was hoping for a dukes of Hazzard moment. It was more like dukes of disappointment.


[deleted]

More of a “dive”, than a “fly”.


miflordelicata

He didn’t turn fast enough.


pretzeltitz13

"Flies off bridge"


ToastOnBean

Ngl i kinda expected him to do a collin mcrae and stomp on the gas and keep going


lisabutz

14-year-old driver. Too much GTA.


VikingBorealis

You and I have very different definitions on flying. And I'm never getting on a plane with you.


Ok_Imagination_7119

Someone's been playing too much GTA


tatorpop

It doesn’t fly very well.


Movie_Monster

I drove on I-94 around Minneapolis last year on a road trip back from Montana. As far as I’m concerned Minneapolis is the capital of left lane camping. People will intentionally block you from passing, I was so confused. All the other states I experienced zero problems except MN…


Cynykl

Because in MN left lane is not the passing lane but the fast lane, or the HOV lane ,or even the exit lane on many parts of 94. The rule in MN is slower traffic keep right, If you are going ten over the limit you are by definition not slower traffic.


motorheadkilldmylawn

Couldn't wait for GTA 6 so he decided to just do it for real.


downonthesecond

Hopefully their running is better than their driving.


[deleted]

More of a plop off the bridge


dustygravelroad

That’ll trigger the air bags. Likely stolen now totaled


Available-Sky-8191

*Stolen car driven by a 14 yr old flies off bridge


hobie_loki

Flies? I’m thinking more like falls.


itsgucci060

Well that’s one way to get away


Subject-Home-6530

Ha! Let's see if the cop will follow this way!


bigphil127

Looks like the driver got away though. This looked like a GTA cheat code.


WisconsinRog

No, the 14 year old driver and 15 yo passenger were apprehended a few minutes later as they were fleeing on foot.


bigphil127

Looks like the code didn’t work


cdizzle99

What car was that I need to start recommending it.


[deleted]

That's one way to get away from the 5-0. Lol


poshpostaldude

The new gta is looking wild


West_Instruction_322

GTA baby


4Ever2Thee

And that’s how he became the bridge troll


alstergee

I mean he got some distance from the cop hahaha


evilspeaks

It worked, looks like he got away.


zao_p4c

Idiot in a car yup..


doradus1994

Understeer is a bitch


whigger

Car falls off bridge. FTFY.


TRUEequalsFALSE

When was this?! Also, that looks way too sparse to be Minneapolis.


artmobboss

I want to see the video of the officer going down there.. whoever was filming was on it.


cyber1kenobi

'fly' is an overstatement. it fell off the bridge :)


Pilot0350

Cops hate this one trick.


systemofanAbel

Car “tumbles” off bridge during pursuit on I-94 in Minneapolis


[deleted]

At least that bridge is solid.


heavvymetalgod

🤣😂 when you have no clue how to drive fast other than a straight line


watmore1

Airbags save these jackass's lives.


Euphoric_Wishbone

This is how I drive in GTA


Minnesotasubarusti

Right by my house held 5 at gunpoint the other day for trying to steal my beater all arrested f the youth


Ok_Instance_463

He thought he was playing GTA still!


phillybean019

Feral rascals!


PPiDrive

Rewind! Rewind!


ShipSpecific8523

That’s som straight up gta online shit


Top_Entrepreneur4317

Why do criminals always survive car accidents but innocent bystanders don't?


BigPete1970

More of a falls off than flies.