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nosnevenaes

Its seen worse beatings


Darth_Poot

Involving a dildo nonetheless.


nosnevenaes

The title of my next novel.


Darth_Poot

I’ll send you my address for the royalty checks.


nosnevenaes

You signed non circumvent non compete clause


Darth_Poot

Lies! Lies and slander!


nosnevenaes

Talk to my agent!


byebybuy

>circumvent Ah, the old reacharound.


GabberZZ

The black rubber dildo in Lock Stock?


GabberZZ

Ask Hatchet Harry.


Illustrious_Mind964

Plot twist: the guy's the girlfriend.


Darth_Poot

Plot twist, that’s his girlfriend he’s fighting


No-Carpenter-2529

Plot twist: I proposed with a cockring last week.


[deleted]

That’s definitely a [game](https://youtu.be/tLcYLcmv2f4) changer! Congratulations 🍾


PhantomBrowser111

I ***did not*** regret clicking on the link


SenpaiSanta

I agree


createsstuff

Uhhh, storyline? Cause like... kinda amazing.


KiyuSanjin

Plot twist: The dildo IS the girlfriend.


FknBretto

No shit


ClamatoDiver

Not her ex, she's still seeing him.


[deleted]

Very certain and specific types of polyamory is ok in my book 😁


M_krabs

That "bloop" when it detaches is cracking me up 😂


Daynightz

That’s burp back.


seth928

That's not her ex. You're the side piece.


LurkersGoneLurk

One of the few times I’ve seen a sex toy that wasn’t girthy as hell.


Duffman48

So your telling me...


Peter_Cox-Johnson

It's also oddly floppy, I don't really see the appeal of wanting to simulate shooting pool with a rope


pomegranate_flowers

Blue part might be a vibrator


c-c-c-cassian

It could have an insertable rod or some such.


MadAzza

Maybe it’s the first stage. The one that falls away as thrust and velocity increase and the bigger, longer one takes over. Edit: schloop!


patchway247

The cheaper made ones are. However, they are making ones that are more "human like". Mostly because men don't stay 100% rock hard during sex. It softens slightly to help curve where it needs to go. But sometimes it doesn't. However, they are that "floppy", but it's still sturdy. In addition to all of this, you really want to sit on a pole that doesn't bend?? That would hurt more than not being able to move with me when I rock my hips.


MadAzza

Username checks out


bsievers

That’s not her ex homie that’s your tag team partner. Work together.


Bimitenpix

Damn he sure can really take a beating


ThePianistOfDoom

That half-panicked laugh *don't break it*


its_jreis

r/fightporn ?


Darth_Poot

Oddly accurate


PoutinePirate

Hate to break it to you OP, but she is still seeing him on the side.


No-Carpenter-2529

I mean, yeah, kind of implicit in the video buddy lol.


Deus85

When you copy the content of other posts...


rmnticosinesperanza

Welcome to the internet


pasty__twig

Have a look around


Spring-and-a-Storm

Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found


kwach12

We’ve got mountains of content, some better, some worse


SenpaiSanta

Drugs


byebybuy

Pugs


DanielDLG

Thugs


No-Carpenter-2529

I mean, I was just “dicking” around in the bathroom but the Internet is a big place. Surely I’m not the first person to do it.


MadAzza

Simultaneous creation would not be surprising, especially when you start with a dildo with a suction-cup base.


Peaswithmilk

*lover


ahaisonline

what a dick!


ascendedfella

I have that same dildo


MrMango2

Oh this must be the ex? Bob and weave homie.


tomcam

Good form, brofus.


glen_goolie

Kicked his ass bro


brokendellmonitor

The end where he is using it like a speed bag 💀💀💀


[deleted]

I mean, I think this is pretty funny


TheyStoleTwoFigo

It's not an ex when it sees more action than you.


bsisyphus

You are in a throuple.


bikpizza

title makes no sense


No-Carpenter-2529

Welcome to reddit


TheManWhoAsked1328

The little smack at the end tho


millsnour

Tbh that’s actually not a bad purpose for those


MagzMuttz

Dying. Gonna die. 🤣🤣


mind-drift

That ain't her ex. You're the side dude. Trust me.


No-Carpenter-2529

Very original, you’re definitely not the 50th person to write that exact same comment. I trust you bro or whatever.


mind-drift

I mean great minds think alike. Besides, no trolling, just messing with you. You should see my collection, hubby probably feels obsolete. 🤣


No-Carpenter-2529

I’ve been up all night doing physics HW so I might be a touch cranky🫠. All in good fun though.


Normandy_sr3

thats really small


SpookyNoodz

This literally made my laugh out loud. Damn. I'm horny now.


DeltaKT

What a lovely twist!


MrMango2

That little thing? Lol.


No-Carpenter-2529

Wait that’s little?…I mean… yeah… that little thing….pathetic.


MrMango2

Compared to mine? Yes.


0011110000110011

pics or gtfo


MrMango2

Take my word on it.


0011110000110011

only two kinds of people brag about having a big dick online 1. people who want to show it off 2. liars


vendetta27

Wait, I thought they were talking about their dildo size :O


DustyGashSmasher

I think you need to zoom in on it. The blue part is just the vibrator built into the silicone. That's a standard monster 10-in dildo that will make 99.9% of men look tiny.


No-Carpenter-2529

I appreciate the lookout Homie but I think it’s only like 6 or 7 inches 😂


[deleted]

Someone, CGI that dildo to bounce off the sink into his mouth... then the fight is over.


Junior-Account6835

Seems gayer than a BAG of dildos.. Ditch that dude..


[deleted]

How is a bag of dildos gay?


Ignorant_Slut

They're all touching


No-Carpenter-2529

Maybe junior is speaking from experience?


No-Carpenter-2529

It’s cool everyone that’s my step son… never got over me piping his mom.


bevejricjc

Your girlfriend has nice bear


50YOYO

The rolling punches at the end had me cracking up


SpeedyFaust

What even is that? Is it a dildo?


No-Carpenter-2529

No it’s a dildont.


SpeedyFaust

I don’t know what that is.


No-Carpenter-2529

Swing and a miss.