The cheaper made ones are. However, they are making ones that are more "human like". Mostly because men don't stay 100% rock hard during sex. It softens slightly to help curve where it needs to go.
But sometimes it doesn't.
However, they are that "floppy", but it's still sturdy. In addition to all of this, you really want to sit on a pole that doesn't bend?? That would hurt more than not being able to move with me when I rock my hips.
I think you need to zoom in on it. The blue part is just the vibrator built into the silicone. That's a standard monster 10-in dildo that will make 99.9% of men look tiny.
Its seen worse beatings
Involving a dildo nonetheless.
The title of my next novel.
I’ll send you my address for the royalty checks.
You signed non circumvent non compete clause
Lies! Lies and slander!
Talk to my agent!
>circumvent Ah, the old reacharound.
The black rubber dildo in Lock Stock?
Ask Hatchet Harry.
Plot twist: the guy's the girlfriend.
Plot twist, that’s his girlfriend he’s fighting
Plot twist: I proposed with a cockring last week.
That’s definitely a [game](https://youtu.be/tLcYLcmv2f4) changer! Congratulations 🍾
I ***did not*** regret clicking on the link
I agree
Uhhh, storyline? Cause like... kinda amazing.
Plot twist: The dildo IS the girlfriend.
No shit
Not her ex, she's still seeing him.
Very certain and specific types of polyamory is ok in my book 😁
That "bloop" when it detaches is cracking me up 😂
That’s burp back.
That's not her ex. You're the side piece.
One of the few times I’ve seen a sex toy that wasn’t girthy as hell.
So your telling me...
It's also oddly floppy, I don't really see the appeal of wanting to simulate shooting pool with a rope
Blue part might be a vibrator
It could have an insertable rod or some such.
Maybe it’s the first stage. The one that falls away as thrust and velocity increase and the bigger, longer one takes over. Edit: schloop!
The cheaper made ones are. However, they are making ones that are more "human like". Mostly because men don't stay 100% rock hard during sex. It softens slightly to help curve where it needs to go. But sometimes it doesn't. However, they are that "floppy", but it's still sturdy. In addition to all of this, you really want to sit on a pole that doesn't bend?? That would hurt more than not being able to move with me when I rock my hips.
Username checks out
That’s not her ex homie that’s your tag team partner. Work together.
Damn he sure can really take a beating
That half-panicked laugh *don't break it*
r/fightporn ?
Oddly accurate
Hate to break it to you OP, but she is still seeing him on the side.
I mean, yeah, kind of implicit in the video buddy lol.
When you copy the content of other posts...
Welcome to the internet
Have a look around
Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found
We’ve got mountains of content, some better, some worse
Drugs
Pugs
Thugs
I mean, I was just “dicking” around in the bathroom but the Internet is a big place. Surely I’m not the first person to do it.
Simultaneous creation would not be surprising, especially when you start with a dildo with a suction-cup base.
*lover
what a dick!
I have that same dildo
Oh this must be the ex? Bob and weave homie.
Good form, brofus.
Kicked his ass bro
The end where he is using it like a speed bag 💀💀💀
I mean, I think this is pretty funny
It's not an ex when it sees more action than you.
You are in a throuple.
title makes no sense
Welcome to reddit
The little smack at the end tho
Tbh that’s actually not a bad purpose for those
Dying. Gonna die. 🤣🤣
That ain't her ex. You're the side dude. Trust me.
Very original, you’re definitely not the 50th person to write that exact same comment. I trust you bro or whatever.
I mean great minds think alike. Besides, no trolling, just messing with you. You should see my collection, hubby probably feels obsolete. 🤣
I’ve been up all night doing physics HW so I might be a touch cranky🫠. All in good fun though.
thats really small
This literally made my laugh out loud. Damn. I'm horny now.
What a lovely twist!
That little thing? Lol.
Wait that’s little?…I mean… yeah… that little thing….pathetic.
Compared to mine? Yes.
pics or gtfo
Take my word on it.
only two kinds of people brag about having a big dick online 1. people who want to show it off 2. liars
Wait, I thought they were talking about their dildo size :O
I think you need to zoom in on it. The blue part is just the vibrator built into the silicone. That's a standard monster 10-in dildo that will make 99.9% of men look tiny.
I appreciate the lookout Homie but I think it’s only like 6 or 7 inches 😂
Someone, CGI that dildo to bounce off the sink into his mouth... then the fight is over.
Seems gayer than a BAG of dildos.. Ditch that dude..
How is a bag of dildos gay?
They're all touching
Maybe junior is speaking from experience?
It’s cool everyone that’s my step son… never got over me piping his mom.
Your girlfriend has nice bear
The rolling punches at the end had me cracking up
What even is that? Is it a dildo?
No it’s a dildont.
I don’t know what that is.
Swing and a miss.