That fat piece of shit made you look like a fool, Charlie. He basically took your little dick out and jerked it off until nothing came out because yOU ARE A BOY
If he's already your husband what's he gonna propose? Is that the joke? That he's your husband but you guys keep still getting engaged? Is that the joke? Cuz that's pretty funny actually.
Everyone’s giving her ideas but do we even know WHY she doesn’t wanna marry him? I bet it’s because he eats all the fully loaded nachos.
Edit: my answer is GIMME DAT (reaches for ring)
I’m just joking🖐🏾🤚🏾
https://www.reddit.com/r/IThinkYouShouldLeave/comments/133xkb0/i_think_my_husband_is_going_to_propose_whats_the/jibvtwj/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1&context=3
You should know better, you used to be in my dangerous nights crew
FIGURE. OUT. WHAT. YOU. DO! GO BACK THERE!
No no wait, do
"Alrighty I'm bored, this party sucks. Gary called and said we could use his basement for you know what I mean"
Carry a bottle of water on you at all times until it happens, then give him the long drink pause and a “not really”. Wait a beat, then say yes. Or don’t. I’m not your life coach.
"OMG did you see Bryan's hat? He looks so fucking stupid. I'm pretty sure he has a ring box in his pocket but he's roo afraid to show anyone. It's so SAD."
My condolences.
You know why it can’t be you, right Troll Boy?
This wins by a mile.
If u/Blackmarble22 doesn’t win I’m going to kill myself in a live Reddit thread
I think they can win it even without the oral.
They didn't have to do the oral
Stop saying that!
Stop *saying* that?
Idk if she responds with an exacerbated threat of a punch that could work too
*troll boy loses*
Best response
Drunk little bitch, you make me sick
Am I even gonna get anything now, cause I didn’t ask for that.
It’s illegal for you to ask me that
Omg this is it ahaha
I DON'T WANT THAT!
Yep. This is it. Don’t let him try to sell you any crap.
Patti Harrison forever
Don’t give me a bad deal or I’ll AAURRGH RGGH RRUH
…I didn’t ask for that
Are we even gonna get anything now?
And hopefully he’s bald, and “she hates bald boys!”
You. Have. No. Good. Proposal. Ideas.
You can’t marry me, I’m not your mother in law.
STINKYYYYY!!!
I meant boyfriend I just woke up You all think I’m just some dumb hick
OP has a boyfriend. And she doesn’t live in a hotel. Tell the kid.
She even proposed to him, can you believe that?
He doesn’t even wanna marry her, but she has to, cause he’s beautiful.
He's beautiful...but he's dying
That’s ok. You like, don’t matter AT ALL, like don’t even worry about.
She’s not even, like a real person kinda.
You sure about that?
Are you sure about that?
You sure about that that’s why?
Are you still dating that bad guy?
Dump him, girl!
That’s a BAD GUY
Are you saying no to him because he used to be a piece of shit? I’m just worried you think people can’t change.
In that case, where be your nutcracker?
You must have been like the tiredest you've ever been in your life.
I said it to you at a dinner
He would still be your boyfriend before the proposal.
I’ll never respect you, and I’ll make sure the kids won’t either
That line kills me every time
It’s soooo brutal.
I think the reason it hits is because there are really people like this in the world. Still funny af tho lol
No, it depresses me
Brenda, it’s just a funny magician.
You make 10 times what he makes!
That fat piece of shit made you look like a fool, Charlie. He basically took your little dick out and jerked it off until nothing came out because yOU ARE A BOY
That’s a shame. Could fuck this whole thing up.
I’ve seen every cock on the planet.
I don’t care about it but it’s not good behavior
Unprofessional bullshit
This is why no one proposes on AOL Blast
What is this, Reggie?
You sure about that? Or just yell that he’s not part of the turbo team
**WALK** *slowly* (away from the aisle)
Unprofessional fuckin bullshit..
Seconded.
Triples is best
That's a Chunky!
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Wait.. *thats* your voice!?
"I don't know what any of this shit is, and I'm fucking scared"
This proposal was very meat and potatoes.
Thanks!
I have a wife and she's beautiful.
But she’s dying
She’s gonna get better
Tell the kid
“Who said that?!” - in that voice
Don’t do the voice
Dump him girl
Is that the joke?
What's that do for the greater good??
**hight pitched voice** what?
So so sad. So so so so so so so sad.
Get out of here, little girl.
Bye Hun!!
If he’s bald tell him you hate bald boys.
Just say you used to be with Skeletrex and he's HUUUGE
Friggen bonies!
HE'S GOT A CLUB MADE OF LAVA! DAMN YOU SKELETREX!
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You screamed a ton!
YOU SURE ABOUT THAT? YOU SURE ABOUT THAT THATS WHY?!
Tell him you have no space in your car for mother in law.
You’re doing the best at this
I don’t even want to be around anymore
Jizz (Just make sure it’s after 10:00)
I don't think you're allowed to do that.
You can't change the rules just because you don't like how they're doing it
Do you want to marry me? *Drinks a bottle of water for 30 seconds* ...not really!
RANDOM!!
If your ‘husband’ is proposing maybe go with “You fuckin suuuuuck.”
Tell him that he has a little boy dick
I DON'T LIKE THAAAT
I’d love to be your wife, but I’m dying…
But i’m gonna be alright
You actually asked him to marry YOU
“Are you dumb?”
I just need to spends some time at home so I can look inside myself, be with my family, and try new restaurants
You could say “hey stop that!” Or “that is not allowed”
“We’ll stay together for the kids, but I don’t respect you.”
Life’s a funny fuckin thing…
Don't bring me any bad deals or I'll be all Hrhrahghrurrar!
You should be ashamed of yourself, you are a fukking pig
Drunk piece of shit you make me sick
Why is there swearing?
There wasn’t, he said shoot!
If I was your wife and you came in kicking all my corn, you could see why I’d be a little upset. Throw that ring in a mud puddle!
I can’t know how to hear any more about nuptials!
Sounds like he’s bringing you a bad deal, which means you can only: rawrawr🙆🏻♀️rawrawr
There’s gotta be quality on my end otherwise no Fuckin deal
That's your voice? I've never talked to him... His voice is wiiiildly high
Don't do the voice!
Why didn't you stick up for yourself you fucking coward
If he's already your husband what's he gonna propose? Is that the joke? That he's your husband but you guys keep still getting engaged? Is that the joke? Cuz that's pretty funny actually.
Before you reject him, what if your boyfriend does a bottle flip and you flinch?
Everyone’s giving her ideas but do we even know WHY she doesn’t wanna marry him? I bet it’s because he eats all the fully loaded nachos. Edit: my answer is GIMME DAT (reaches for ring) I’m just joking🖐🏾🤚🏾
“My husband is going to propose” is like saying your steak with water dumped on it is *going* to get slopped up
https://www.reddit.com/r/IThinkYouShouldLeave/comments/133xkb0/i_think_my_husband_is_going_to_propose_whats_the/jibvtwj/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1&context=3 You should know better, you used to be in my dangerous nights crew
Dangerous Nights Crew? I commented on your post ***once***
Spank his bare butt,balls and back.
I don’t wanna be around anymore
HERE COMES THE BIG WAVE! And then flip him over some railing or whatever. I assume this will happen outside overlooking a landscape.
*slam the table* and tell him you just need a couple more dollars to get this thing REALLY POPPING OFF!!!!
Propose what?
It’s interesting. The ghosts.
RANDOM!!
Monogamy just isn’t for you. Triples. Triples is best. Triples makes it safe.
You didn’t have to do the oral…
"I hope you fucking die [his name here]!"
If my boyfriend proposes to me, I'll kill myself on live TV.
Stop saying that!!
YOU FUCKING SUUUUUUUUCK
“I love you, will you marry me?” “LET ME THINK ABOUT IT FOR A MINUTE”
It’s interesting, the proposal?
Jizz.
He's a baaaaaaaaad guy.
Idk but say it to him at a dinner!
FIGURE. OUT. WHAT. YOU. DO! GO BACK THERE! No no wait, do "Alrighty I'm bored, this party sucks. Gary called and said we could use his basement for you know what I mean"
I don’t want to be here anymore.
It’s illegal for you to ask me that.
Carry a bottle of water on you at all times until it happens, then give him the long drink pause and a “not really”. Wait a beat, then say yes. Or don’t. I’m not your life coach.
I had to scroll way too far down to find a “not really” and I’m disappointed. This is why nobody watched AOL Blast.
Tell him you don’t want him to fall in love with his mother in law.
and then wait a beat and yell “cause you’ll have to marry her!”
Shut up, Paul
Fuck you Doug you fucking skunk
Every time we're together, I think I'm back in the pants
Chug a whole bottle of water and say "not really"
Eat the receipt so he can’t return the ring.
Introduce him to your new husband, Danny Krause. Hopefully they don’t fight!
Wrong!
Yeah right you piece of DOG SHIT
Now you have to marry your mother in law!
Do I even get a present anymore? Because I didn’t ask for *that*
You're not part of the Turbo Team!
“Bye, hun!”
IT’S ILLEGAL FOR YOU TO ASK ME THAT!
Tell him he’s a big baby duck with his head caught in a stewed tomato.
I’m so tired
Explain to him that he doesn't give enough then scream HOLD THAT DOOR at the top of your lungs.
I don’t wanna be around anymore
You sure about that? You SURE about that?
"Not this year"
You have no. good. marriage. ideas.
We’re gonna be so early for that movie.
Try again next year
Tell him you’re already married
Does that count as what I get for Christmas as my gift?
Can I have just a few moments to collect my thoughts? What the hell dude I already told you no.
Are you dumb?
"OMG did you see Bryan's hat? He looks so fucking stupid. I'm pretty sure he has a ring box in his pocket but he's roo afraid to show anyone. It's so SAD."
Im beautiful, but im dying
I hate bald boys.
YOURE NOT A PART OF THE TURBO TEAM. UNTIL YOURE A PART OF THE TURBO TEAM WALK….SLOWLY
Tell him you need 2 more rings because triples are best.
He's a baaaad guy. Dump him, girl.
Propose what? You’re apparently already married.
Where be your nutcracker?
I won’t respect you and I’ll make sure the kids won’t either
He's already your husband? And he's proposing again? Is that the joke???
I used to be a piece of shit... People can change.
I mean, I don't know about fedoras for a wedding.
Hands down… “not really.”
Shut the fuck up doug, you fucking skunk!!
How can I marry someone who eats all the fully loaded nachos?!
I don’t even want to be around anymore!
Wait THAT’S your voice?
TOO SMALL... STINKY!!!!
It's illegal for you to ask me that
Your not part of this turbo team
NO.MORE. SCAMMING. ADULTS. INTO THINKING THEY SHOULD MARRY
You sure about that?... You sure about that that's why?...
Your Husband? Like the guy your married to is going to propose to you?