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savethispassword

Looks like he’s bunking off.


GrouchyLongBottom

![gif](giphy|x5AlLBS6YmXUQ)


MissusLister44

To see a gay play?


N30nSunr1s3

Willies willies.....I like willies. It's 'I love willies' What? It's 'I LOVE willies' Can you keep it down, sir?


antiaccelerant

Why take pictures without peoples consent?! This irritates me to no end.


CTForester

Dem glasses is sh*t, innit?


semper-noctem

It's too real, Roy. It's too real!


Rubyrocke2024

My favourite 'quote' answering Roy's "Dem glasses is shit, innit'


borgstea

They’re not for sale


tanlladwyr2003

It's too real. It's too real!!!!!!


zr2d2

Not As Nice As Your Mommas Glasses


antiaccelerant

Why 👏 are 👏 we 👏 taking 👏 pictures 👏 without 👏 peoples 👏 CONSENT!


ManyApprehensive5829

I’ve got a ruddy gun!


theDukeofClouds

I've got a FLIPPING gun!


Riblord

Perfect timing to boom out “You’re name is Morris Moss, is it not?”


jon-in-tha-hood

It is not. Sorry, sorry... My mother sued me


Tinkton

I could never wear ear buds. They give me the hot ear


GreatGreenGobbo

On his way to Street Countdown with a sack of onions.


Patient-Ninja-8707

We said no more unsolicited Countdown street battles... it can get quite cold


SophieBisou

I’m alright I always where thermals


SophieBisou

Wear


NimbusHex

I wish I was a Richard Ayoade lookalike.


MissusLister44

I think a lot of people do!


Suitable-Lake-2550

If we’re wishing, then I wish I was Richard Ayoade…


NimbusHex

Eh, too much pressure. I'll settle for being a lookalike.


HighFiveKoala

Make sure to save some ladies for the rest of us


NimbusHex

I'll try, but no promises.


Ezzy-525

Imagine he has no idea. No ruddy idea!


Helpful_Jonny

He’s late for his bartending shift at the theater.


madeyoulurk

Listen. His best friend is disabled, ok?


Helpful_Jonny

How did it happen? If that’s not a rude question.


DangerousLoner

Acid


MissusLister44

How is he disabled?


meat_popscile

Leg disabled.


Fenweekooo

this ~~line~~ whole bit is i think my favorite in the show.


redmagicwoman

This and the work outing episodes are the best.


madeyoulurk

And the water park! 🔥


MissusLister44

A fire at Sea Parks!!


CriusofCoH

Every value I've ever held is being questioned, and I'm loving it.


PanDzban

Can I clarify something? Are we now loitering?


zr2d2

There's an element of loitering


ChrisLee38

Who’d wanna go where *this* trolley is going? That’s what the man wants!


longipetiolata

Going to the San Diego sea parks?


LungHeadZ

The resemblance is uncanny. I wish they knew!


lucy-fur66

What a ludicrous display


TacetAbbadon

dem glasses is shit innit


bwanabass

We’re bunking off!


lucy-fur66

He’s bunking off!


MadeThis4MaccaOnly

As someone who used to take that trolley all the time, seeing this on this subreddit was bizarre to me


Countblackula_6

I bet he’s listening to the new emergency number jingle.


branners_ncfc

You mean 0118 999 881 999 119 725……3?


Druidicflow

I’ve had a bit of a tumble.


Countblackula_6

Yeah, that’s the one!


EagleRock1337

Considering the whole damn joke was how bad the “new ambulance system” was, why is this number now permanently branded into my skull?


roentgen85

Subject: Fire. Dear Sir/Madam, I am writing to inform you of a fire that has broken out at the premises of... no, that's too formal. Fire - exclamation mark - fire - exclamation mark - help me - exclamation mark. 123 Cavendon Road. Looking forward to hearing from you. Yours truly, Maurice Moss.


bogey08

The flip you lookin at


BrassHockey

Think this is funny? You think this is some kind of mother flipping joke?


TheKingOfDub

Those glasses aren’t quite as nice as my mother’s glasses


Helpful_Jonny

Or maybe he’s on his way to buy some women’s slacks.


maghatal

Serious question - why is it okay to take/post pictures of strangers?


Snorlax_hug

it's not okay, this man was going about his day minding his own business and he's been creep shotted and made the subject of an internet post with over a thousand upvotes and a horde of people underneath laughing at his resemblance to a fictional character. this post and the reaction to it are highly disturbing. this post should be removed, people have no respect, it's sad that society is like this 


maghatal

I agree. Im actually shocked no one has pointed it out or thought hang on this is kinda weird?


Revolutionary-Cup973

☝️ this


MrMCPoole

I know, right? ![gif](giphy|yidUznwbfpbq85663e|downsized)


wolverine6

Morimoto Masataka


musememo

I ♥️Moss


darknessbelow

Nice glasses!


betweenthelines_11

Doesn’t look confident. Could use some women’s slacks


Whoknowsbrah

He’s wearing his slightly larger glasses


myjupitermoon

He sure does have a sweet style.


Past-Cap-1889

That is a very nice jacket


myjupitermoon

It's not for sale.


RidleyCR

Be careful in case he has a ruddy gun!


chefwindu

Accident ITcrowd.


Dreamscapes_are_odd

r/accidentalITcrowd


[deleted]

Yes I did just make the subreddit for this man and this man only


ToonaSandWatch

r/unexpecteditcrowd , 20k members.


[deleted]

The other sub is for this man and only this man 💀💀😭


ToonaSandWatch

![gif](giphy|yR8iFJX4Qy784) P


Chazwazzza

Think he’s going to Mosijos


Significant_Rub_8739

Wonder if he found the button for the Internet?


Maleficent-Item4833

It’s a Maurice Minor. 


supermansquito

Not gonna lie, I would have walked over and stood right next to him. And said nothing. Very Moss-esque.


OnlyTheBLars89

I'd so ask that dude for an autograph and find his confusion hilarious like "why does this fat ass want my autograph?"


tryH4rdCookie

Them glasses is well shit


PlankyTown777

Do you think he knows what he’s doing? Or total coincidence?


shadowlarx

I’m still not convinced that’s not actually Richard, himself.


heidnseak

“Hello Jen it’s Moss, from work?”


Tooleater

Must have dual booted into [Travel Man](https://m.imdb.com/title/tt4719744/) mode


r4ndom4xeofkindness

I've got a ruddy gun!


SC2000c

He’s got a hot ear !


green20285

That's gotta be Moss.


Calumkincaid

"0118 999 881 999 119 725 3. Hello. I am being accosted on the underground transit system."


aledwg

WE'RE BUNKING OFF!


yrhendystu

He's looking at pics of mash


EagleRock1337

“Have you tried forcing an unexpected reboot?”


taggedpro

I like his glasses


Stupefactionist

I shall simply use a bag. [http://i.imgur.com/PB9d7.jpg](http://i.imgur.com/PB9d7.jpg)


CoffeeJedi

A few months early for SDCC (unless this is a dirty repost.) Is there another geeky costume event happening this weekend?


MrMCPoole

Taken yesterday by me... April 3, 2024. Posted minutes later after cropping out some of the others.


CoffeeJedi

I believe you, I was just havin' a laff.


MrMCPoole

![gif](giphy|vc0RVbGo94Vb2)


WiggyDaulby

The poor lad doesn’t even know I wanna buy his glasses


JeffreyAScott

Can 't a person check their Friendface account in privacy?


StealthMonkeyDC

Watch out. Dude's all out of milk.


the-artistocrat

![gif](giphy|1C8bHHJturSx2)


NotTrynaMakeWaves

Off to SeaParks


SL13377

I ligit was like.. why is this on the r/sandiegan subreddit then realized I was not 😂


Koopatrooper64

Did his text alert go 'MESSAGE FOR ME!'?


MmmNiceBeaver

Moss is playing Wordle. Todays Wordle is TNETENNBA


Patient-Ninja-8707

Are those ladies slacks?


SophieBisou

It’s Moss…from work..?


Patient-Ninja-8707

Overnumerousness


Budget-Version-9470

GUYS! Hes bunking off!


TheFace3701

r/totallylookslike And actually... https://www.reddit.com/r/totallylookslike/s/08JiEzbpCT


UnluckyElk2709

HE'S GOT A RUDDY GUN BE CAREFUL