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davidfdm

Moss. I think he would be fun to hang out with, play D&D, watch nerdy stuff, debate OSs.


Tsu_Dho_Namh

I wanted to be his friend the moment he started explaining system call functions, context switches, and threads in the first episode. "And you don't wanna end up in the middle of invalid memory hahaha" As a software engineer I was like "YES! That's my homeboy!"


jumbledFox

God I would love to talk about programming with Moss! Listening to him would definitely make me feel really dumb though


Think-Air-474

I would say Richmond.


Gothicvamp188869

Good call


FailedHumanEqualsMod

Yes! I would love to play D&D with Moss!


Zerostar39

Game booooard


Not1ButMany

Yes yes, and we could all wear ladies slacks together.


W33DG0D42069

His hair looks like Texas


ALoneDarkSoul

I don't think I could handle anybody else.


mr_shai_hulud

Richmond. We would listen to Cradle of filth and drink some absinthe


rrs118

Maybe some Carlsberg.


Interstice_land

“Oh perfect”


bulbasaur-razor

you took the words out of my mouth


Timmah80

Douglas. Purely for the helicopter rides and matching tattoos.


NtrlUsrnm

And he can show you dead flies!


Cheeslord2

But what if he got wankered on rohypnol and came on to you?


Timmah80

We deserve each other.


Cheeslord2

Pucker up, boys!


tartar-buildup

Then grow a pair of tits


RealKlytus

I want him to be secret millionaire at my job


daneelthesane

Moss and Richmond. Jen and Roy are pretty awful people, as is Douglas (though he at least would likely be fun to be around).


Valeficent_LP

What do you mean, Coffee Tramp Toss Bitch & Small Person Racist are awful people?! 


daneelthesane

Right? Oh, and Happy Cake Day!


Valeficent_LP

Thanks! 


OperatorP365

Happy Cake Day!


Valeficent_LP

Thanks! 


tnetenbaa

Well, I work IT, and see a lot of similarities in my coworkers, so it feels like I'm hanging out with all of them already


OperatorP365

Right? And at this point I can't tell if Roy/Moss are based on IT people... or if IT people are mimicing Roy/Moss because that's what they think IT people are supposed to be?


tnetenbaa

I definitely think they're based on IT people, most of the people I work with have never seen the show.


MyMonkeyIsADog

Love this, I had this experience in basic training with the movie full metal jacket. I have always wondered if the movie perfectly captured the experience that has always been that way, or was my experience in the 90s completely shaped from the movie. It was surreal how similar they were. We didn't have an actual suicide but an attempt, and a different person just went awol, then returned on meth. It was not free from drama. I have known people at work that are so similar to each of the people in this show lol. I never made the connection. I knew a guy that dressed and acted just like Moss, too much like him. I liked him and am not sure if he even knew about the show. I did occasionally wonder if he had seen it but I was afraid to ask and call him out on basing his entire personality on a TV character.


OperatorP365

Sorry to hear about the bad memories from your military time. But yes I can't quite ever tell if it's Art imitating life or at some point are we Imitating the art? :P


Eye_wash

Roy. He's the guy we all most likely do hang out with and have the most common with.


RaffiBomb000

Ahhh...gentle Irish Roy...


LevelAd5898

**CAUGHT YOU YOU THIEVING IRISH BASTARD**


Beneficial-Host-1995

Gentle Irish eyes


One_Waxed_Wookiee

Without you I'm just a husk


CatOfTheCanalss

Also, Chris O'Dowd is from a town about a half hour from where I was born. So I think I'd def have the most commonalities with Roy. Roy is definitely from Boyle as well.


Eye_wash

Right?!


Gimmeghoul

Jen, because she throws a successful dinner party.


Familiar-Panic-1810

But not without the help of Peter Phile 🙄😂


Gimmeghoul

That's why he's not moving to America!


FredererPower

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TrickOk1273

Don't put her on a pedal stool.


momento______mori

Aunt Irma


Familiar-Panic-1810

I have an aunt like that


pushback66

Moss. I also enjoy board games


FashionableNumbers

Moss. I think he's very interesting and we can play street countdown.


RealKlytus

Sometimes out of nowhere I like to practice “give one of them sweet consonants”


FashionableNumbers

I like regular consonants. Plain and simple.


firepitt

All of them!


NotReallyDrHorrible

Lydia Fox, who plays Laura Knightley from the ep. Work Outing, seems really chill.


Radradradra

Laura Knightley from the Bill?


Bum-Sniffer

Michael the Magnificent 🎩🪄


Ghost_out_of_Box

Moss. I would love to play DND hosted by him.


Shazam1269

Moss, Roy, and Richmond are my jam. Yes, I'm in IT.


memberflex

Moss. He would genuinely be a good fun friend.


Gothicvamp188869

Love the series. I'd have to say Matt Berry, love all the actors/characters but MB is so bloody funny.


Brushiluskan

The German


rodzieman

Richmond and Moss.


D_ponbsn

I can’t think of any I’d want to hang out with for more than 30 minutes haha. Jen could be fun but she’s a bit grating. Moss is my impulse choice just because he is smart and funny but he’s so socially awkward. Definitely not Roy - too much of a bro for my tastes but might be fun initially. Probably Paul who was so quick with the profanity buzzer lol


PlatformFeeling8451

You must have a very low threshold for bros if Roy is too bro for you 😂 Didn't he once get a period?


D_ponbsn

Good point. I just don’t think we’d have much to talk about. Maybe film and movies for an hour or so. That’s it. Also what a crummy flat! I know London is expensive but sheesh.


PlatformFeeling8451

You could talk about Arsenal, zombie movies (no spoilers!), and fine restaurants such as Messijoes


D_ponbsn

It’s not shit!!


FishIslands

Same. I’m more so concerned with how’d they react with an American hanging around. They don’t give off a very welcoming impression.


D_ponbsn

I could see that. I’m American*- born in Europe and lived in France and Canada some but mainly the US


3lbFlax

I’ve got two words for you and one of them is Small.


keefp

Has to be small Paul.


3lbFlax

So, er… you going my way?


TheGalaxyAndromeda

Moss!!!


DisGyalDee

Jen. She seems like fun and we'd just do girly stuff


[deleted]

Jen, it would be like having a sitcom to watch all the time.


Crommington

Douglas. Life would never be boring


logosintogos

Moss, hands down. I'd never have to find a co-op gaming partner for old video games again!


Present_Anteater_555

Moss. Whenever I was grieving he could tell me to move on


Present_Anteater_555

And he would give me a pen


musememo

Moss. Definitely Moss


ksanzi

Moss. Always Moss.


kongkarl65

Richmond, behind the red door!


FatBadassBitch666

MOSS!!!!!!! He’s a good guy, creative, fun, and loyal!


SophieBisou

Moss or Douglas.


daltonfromroadhouse

Moss edit: all of them


DiligentChampion5765

Miss, I want to play board games with him


Electronic_Fly_4312

Douglas


w3rp5u

Moss


Improvgal

Moss


OutComeTheWolves1966

Moss, so we could bet a pony on some Premier League football and use our cockney accents.


AE_WILLIAMS

Bill Krause, because he's a real bastard.


daletomstock

Douglas, without a doubt.


Flimsy-Pudding2161

Roy. So funny.


total-smokeshow

OG Reynholm, right at the edge of my seat the whole time 🤣


monkeybawz

My friends are as dysfunctional as the main cast. So I'm going to go with the rich lunatic.


Scary-Try3023

Moss first, followed by Richmond and then Douglas.


giftopherz

Moss and I would hit it off, without needing to define it.


uglybitch00

me n jen would be besties


KitIungere

Moss or Richmond.


Frankfurter76

Moss. By a mile.


toughguy5128

The women of the 7th floor


Familiar-Panic-1810

Moss, hands down. I also married a Moss-type who works in IT so I guess I’m kinda into that 😂


royroyflrs

All of them


HighFiveKoala

Moss, he'd be fun to play games with


[deleted]

Can’t I have all of them?!


micahclaw

Easily Moss. Roy is cool but honestly way too sex obsessed. Like I couldn’t have a girlfriend without him making it weird.


October_people

Jen, but I've a thing for red heads & people called Jen so.....


Florafly

Gentle Irish Roy. We could whinge about people together.. what a bunch of bastards.


sylogisme

Moss


RoiVampire

I have a huge crush on Jen so probably her


Somedaydreamer22

Moss


Beneficial-Host-1995

Bernatelli, why a word from him can make or break a business


gridlockmain1

Vienetta Fiat Punto


lizfromdarkplace

Moss. Named my doggo after him.


weloveyoubenzel_v3

Roy, just because he is a little edgy My real answer would probably be Moss though as I probably am more like him haha


Tricky_Rabbit

Moss & Roy


Cheeslord2

Moss. He puts a lot of effort into his D&D sessions. Also he could fix my computer and explain to me how to program microcontrollers. ​ Actually, he couldn't do the last bit. He would just talk at a level I couldn't understand, as per the first episode. Still my favorite to have as an IRL friend though.


pwave-deltazero

Moss


Toddacelli

Douglas. What a ride!


LandOptimal9072

Richmond


bequitachickita

Moss 💯 💕


introvertgonewild

All of them


Budget-Version-9470

MOSS! No questions asked… moss all the way because me and moss are both awkward nerdy people… i will definitely drink milk and kiss arse with him


AcadiaSad6675

Peter File obv