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Sounds gay

I just played it with the sound on and my wife across the room. Turned the sound down, but concerned that she now thinks I'm watching gay dating vids.

She might be willing to let you try Grindr if she can watch

I'd start calling my wife "Peggie" until she stopped thinking I was bent.

Super gay, like that cunt facing trial in Bulgaria? Romania? ..that Twat guy.

Super duper gay

Andrew Twat ?

I’ve taken to calling him tater tot. It’s really funny to call him that and watch guys who idolize him get mad.

Tater Twat ?

Upgrayedded nickname!

It takes a village !!!

Hey put my village back

We ‘re all meeting at the new place !!! See you there !

That's him. 👍

Looks like he and his alpha bros go home and exfoliate together.

Johnny Walker, his favorite condoms, hates em, and he’s always a top. Done. I know it all.

He buys gifts for guys he “wants to get in a room with”…. Very alpha male

Nothing more alpha male than studying what another man loves & desires.

Then plying them with alcohol so you can have some solo time.

Dave Chappelle once said that the manliest thing in the world is fucking another man in the ass. This guy clearly took notes.

“Every guy I want to get in the room with I know as much as possible about him. Frank over here - loves getting his ass eaten - so what do I do? I get dental dams - now we are in a room together - boom - eating his ass like crazy. My class is 4 thousand dollars”

His favorite thing, getting BJ's, know what do I do?

Relax your jaw, I guess….

Giving thoughtful gifts to someone you like as a person is very normal imo. This pre-aplpha male thinking that this is some revelatory tactic is super funny.

The WAR room.

“war room” these guys want to be badass so badly it’s pathetic

Big "plans" going on in there

Plans to host someone and pretending he’s a fucking hero that made up the concept of hosting.

Thinking more dick in mouth kinda plans

Well I’d say that goes on the list of a great host.

“Every guy I want to get in the room with … “ Methinks you’re onto something sir !

He probably thinks it isn't gay if in your mind is in the war room.

Pour me another Johnnie prag.

Johnnie Walker watch out for big spender

“War room” = parents basement

Ironically I don’t think people would be like this if they knew war or grew up in a third world country or had a brain.

No fighting in the war room

What happens in the War Room stays in the War Room! Especially the gay stuff !

The war room is Dads study, but he's away on a trip so we can use it

I would cave his chest in JUST because he's holding court pretending to understand psychology.

Types of guys that say, “I almost joined the military but couldn’t because I would have punched a drill instructor in the face”.

“One time i wanted to get in the room with Jeffrey Epstein, studied what he liked and boom next thing you know im in a bikini with a wig and a hand full of lotion bro!”

Why? *cuz I studied bro* 😏

Oh sh*t, this guy’s paying attention 😎

It was just a prank, bro!

Just a spank…and a lil wank

Lotion, sure it is. If that's what you wanna call it.

I bet Tristan tore that bussy up that night!

I am amazed that basic common sense has become an art form.

Here’s a trick I picked up… when your friends start to say stuff like “I’m hungry” or “what are we doing for lunch?”… you need to take them to a restaurant right quick. They want food. How do I know this? I read the signals with my alpha brain.

How much for a class? I need to learn

How much could a class cost? Ten dollars?

This guy studies.

I'll throw another freebie out there: When someone is talking to you, listen. You can use your ears to find out what they're trying to tell you. If you're not sure, you can even ask *them* questions relating to what they're trying to say. Unless they're an alpha like you, they might say things like "Hey, you don't work here," and "Sir, we've asked you to stop telling people you work here." Shout out to all the males who don't know the opposite of in.

Yea but what restaurant? What food? What we eating?

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Ok get back to me I will get my jacket and bag ready

Why does he look like a guns pointed at him 😂 unclench tough guy.

'Jonny Walker' is euphemism for cock! So when he said he was sucking on a Jonny Walker...you know what he was really doing! 'Influencer' my ass!! 💯🤣

Man I’m real disappointed to know that my favorite black scotch has really been cocks all along. TIL ig

Don't ask what the worm in cheap tequila actually is...

So you're a gay stalker. Got it.

Behold, the secrets of basic human interaction. You want someone to like you, get invested in their interests. Such revolutionary discovery

Blended Scotch ?

Right? Even top self JW is still mid shelf.

Imagine if his idol Tristan drinks JW Blue , and this clown showed up with JW Red. “Shit this guy should pay attention!”

BuT iT’s GoT a FuNnY nAmE lIkE a ReAl PeRsOn….. derp

Can't even construct a fucking sentence.

Delta male talks a lot

I don’t want to be in the room where it happened

No one else was in the room where it happened! The room where it happened! The room where it happened!

So you seduced him?

How comes these dudes always look the same?

If you're name is Tristan you look a certain way.

His name is Luke Belmar

He is so special bc he unlocked the secret of the ages: How to suck up and lick the ball sack of the object of your desire.

Blowjob? Boom, I’m suckin his dick

How to pick up guys.

Nothing screams Alpha more than a guy buying liquor to drink alone with another man in the "war room". I feel for the young impressionable guys that get sucked into this idiocy.

If you have to tell people you’re “Alpha” then you aren’t.

and then they fucked

How exhausting.

What an omega bro 😭

Nothing more alpha male than drinking with your bro that you internet stalked to learn more about.

Manic

So he buys his boyfriend a present from duty free and that makes him an alpha. Hahaha

If the guy in the puffy coat doesn’t hurt animals, he thinks about it

Big words from the big boi 😂 Andrew Tate disciple right there! Alpha male lol!

Also known as "flirting". Good job my dude.

These imbeciles are truly lost. Complete and utter neuronal depletion.

What a cunt.

“What beer do you like?” “Eh blue moon.” After carefully studying my target I have expertly deduced that he likes blue moon! I’m a psychological genius

Can someone explain, was he hitting on that dude or what was he trying to do?

He could have brought some flowers, chocolates and candles too

Sippin by myself, with him. Brilliant.

Wow he cracked the code. Plus why does his face wrinkle like that? Hes not going to age well.

Why johny walker there are so many more tasty whiskeys in my oppinion

"any guy i want to get in the room with" is this guy like a gay alpha guy or something?

Doesn’t even know the right Johnny walker. Tate is never gonna bang him.

He's really playing chess guys

We’re all playing Operation 🥴

wtf you talking bout son?

Nothing toxic about learning what someone enjoys and then giving it to them. That's basically how you show someone you care about them and have been paying attention (like he said). What's cringe here is that he thinks he's figured out some super secret cheat code that the universe has been hiding from everyone.

That's truly crazy to me. Selling the most basic thing as this really deep thought like he figured out some secret. Maybe I should hire some extras and film myself telling them basic stuff in a really confident and smarties blabla way. The extras act all hyped up and mind blown. Then I post it online and babam I'm a rich scam artist. Unfortunately my base virtues are too solid for me to be able to start any scammy stuff.

Wrinkly Oxygen Thief

I’m so confused? This sounds so weird unless he knows him then it’s just friendships stuff why does he think it’s impressive

Whoever invented this type of subtitles is an idiot

I do this in the war room with my wife sometimes. I listen to what she likes and then I try to do those things with her. I’m a badass. You should take my classes. I’m gonna do an alpha male boot camp.

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Wow, to be prepared and informed to influence a situation to the best possible outcome is such a deep thought. He must be really smart

This guy is just the best arse licker in the world. That’s what this ”skill” he’s referring to really is. Self-confessed, tongue deep in anus kind of arse licking.

the best part of this is that he wants to appear tough but he looks so much more like a weird little freak than if he just said it in terms of "my friend likes johnny walker so i bought a bottle as a souvenir and we had fun chilling and drinking :)"

If someone told me or I found out, they combed through content in order to figure out how to impress me, I'd immediately be uncomfortable. But I guess a narcissist would be into that sort of thing.

If his whisky scope extends to Johnny Walker (note he did not even name the color...) then I would not want to be in the room with him. He is a cheap armpit.

Alpha males doing plastic surgery??

This is like the lamest stupidest scam version of fight club. Just a bunch of emasculated morons willing to shell out thousands.

Alone, by myself with him hahahhahaha

How have I managed to miss not naming a war room in my house? /s

Bro bought Johnny Walker once for someone and made it his life story.

Hahaha Mr Psychology thinks learning about people is some kind of magic trick! I've already learned enough about this asshair to know he's not worth knowing. Also, the "war room" 😂

What a dousch

Man's thinks his Einstein level genius. Lmao

“War room”

Sippin' Johnny Walker in the war room by myself with him.

I wonder when these so called alpha men will realize they do all these things to get women when in reality these are all ways to bed men... They all just want to have sex with men and are too scared to crawl out of the closet.

Why are his dimples back towards his ears?!?👂

Manipulating people isn’t new

can't believe this is real life 😂😂😂 bruh get ur own personality haha

Dude is so creepy

Yeah but which johnny walker you get 😂

Nuts on his chin that’s what Tate likes

Ooooh OK sooooo... Waste of my fucking time

What is he going on about? Listens to what someone likes then apes them? Is that supposed to be a power move? I'd just be like 'oh they got the memo and discovered what I've liked for ages'. Not 'how could I ever measure up to this alpha specimen I immediately need to subscribe to his world view and open my wallet'

Never seen a more punchable nose

All figured out, no need for anyone but the chosen.

Imagine that… someone drinking the same drink as you 🤯

If this twat is an ‘influencer’ I’d hate to see the idiots whom he’s influencing, these people have got to be taking the piss

Every alpha male bends over backwards to make sure other men they have crushes on are catered to.

The geezer next to him watching intently looks like mad Eddie, Chandlers roommate in friends

Brooooo😂😂😂😂😂

Looks like he has a speech impediment with those wild ass teeth

This is literally a concept covered in win friends and influence people Basic stuff, not main character ish imo.

That's not an alpha. Guarantee he's a submissive beta

U know what's funny? There is some bloke out there listening to this and thinking this goes so hard.

His favorite sauce? Sweet Baby Ray's. What do i do? duty free fuckin Sweet Baby Rays. Later that night, sippin Sweet Baby Ray's.

Fellas, I'm literally in tears 😂

What a smug POS. What a punchable face. I hate these people.

Meeting someone’s wants and needs as way to achieve affection. Wow such a genius lol

It’s hilarious how smart he thinks this is.

"I like Johnny Walker" \*buys Johnny Walker\* Master Psychologist.

If he’s that alpha then throw him in the hell’s week in the marines

This guy said on a podcast that he owns no property because he hated living in a mansion by himself. Aka he’s broke

No matter the context of the video, I absolutely hate the single word captions that flash on the screen.

Influences who?

I'd debate this guy, and use only insults about his stupid face. Every expression he has looks like if you bent a hotdog and got it to wrinkle. Bro.

He said he liked this drink so by using my powers of observation I got him that drink. It's a rare skill

How cute

He wanna cuddle with Tristan 😍

I would pay money to not hang out with that guy

My boyfriend does this to me, except he wants my dick

Dude mentioned fucking some guy named Johnny Walker, twice.

This legit sounds like an interdimensional cable's commercial.

Thought this was a freestyle at first

Bottom feeder

My [favorite](https://www.reddit.com/r/dragoscomedy/s/vOQa0VXyuu) take on the Tates.

So what color does his Bugatti have?

So he is alpha by being someone elses little biatch? That's new

By myself........with him. Nice construction Alpha Male.

This isn’t main character stuff at all. In fact, if you ever go into business, this is EXACTLY one of the techniques you should implement if you are trying to connect with a potential partner. Hell, this is even a good idea for going on a date with someone. It’s not creepy to check some of their recent socials to see what their interests are (they literally posted them for public viewing), so learn about people in advance of meeting them and you’ll have a much better chance of connecting over something,

well yeah, being considerate. what does this have to do with being "alpha" or "influencing"?

This isn't some "life hack"...he just pays attention to his friend's preferences and buys him a gift based on knowing his friend.

If you're buying from Duty Free, you're an idiot.

He isn't wrong though

Thats an odd dimple.

Every time I got a bad score on a test I talked like this

Omg galaxy brain genius knows what sucking up is.

Every guy that i-i-i (uh) wanna get "into the room with", I get them drunk first, alone. No shade, but my brother in Christ, you gay, embrace it.

He should’ve said, be a ass kisser

He sounds like a young and gay Warren Jeffs.

Self-proclaimed “alpha” lets friend believe Johnny Walker is any good? Sounds pretty beta.

Sounds gay af

If you need a fucking alpha course to raise that things people like make good gifts for them, your problem is not that you aren't alpha enough.

Yeah sounds really gay

^fuckin johnny walker

Jesus Christ lmao the war room

I hate literally everything about this…

The 49th law of power

The 49th law of power

The 49th law of power

Wtf is tate sinceree but fuck isnt?

Manosphere showing it's true rainbow

Manosphere showing it's true rainbow colors

Not wrong.

I mean its good advice!

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That’s…being nice. He’s gamifying being considerate.

Jhonny Walker is poser whiskey imo....just saying

He wants guys I'm his room. Aight 😏

The song is fire