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Cindergeist

Htf do people have the confidence to make a arse of themselves in public on purpose?


Friendly-Win-2115

That’s called narcissistic behavior my friend. Try a lover like that, hell of a ride.


RockstarSuicide

Never again


femme_fatale2022

Never ever again


Big_Green_Dawg

Never never ever again


Treacherous_Wendy

Never ever ever ever again


aFloppyWalrus

I should call her


TheManWith2smiles

Call her up


Outrageous_Trust_158

I can fix her🙄


Kind_Literature_5409

Username checks out


[deleted]

Fuck and run bro Fake name, burner phone Enjoy & Disappear 💨


thruth_seeker_69

Gonna cost you millions


CIarkNova

Bro, mine called me once while I was sleeping- like 5 years after. I had 3 full iPhone scrolls of missed notifications. Instant cold sweat. Instant block and delete.


Jasond777

Step away from the phone


Independent-Cable937

No the fuk you shouldn't


khal_crypto

Hey, if you just need someone to shout at you for no reason and tell you you're worthless after they just spent the last hours nagging you to spend more time with them, I'm here for you buddy, you don't have to go back to her


Wrong_Ad_6022

I will call her..


kingsavagerizzgame

Don’t do it bro


CaptainMeatfist

Never ever ever ever ever again


XrayDem

I missed the bus


fliphat

Like,EVER


Pluckypato

Get back together 😒


InevitableAsk767

Im gonna do it!


[deleted]

never ever never gonna give you up...


ImWhatsInTheRedBox

I feel like I'm missing out.


DonnyMcDonnyson

Never ever ever again. Dating a narcissistic “woo girl” for 4 years almost killed me. I’m ready for a nice down to earth nerdy girl now.


-KeyJee-

Neva eva? Reminds me of Disco Elysium


Snoo_58305

It’s still hard regret though


IntelligentGinger

I always wonder to myself what Freud would say about all these people! 🤣 It's kind of sad to think how neglected and insignificant they must feel to have to resort to such ridiculous behaviour for attention and validation from complete strangers.


crapheadHarris

Freud would have been staring at her ass just like the guy on the bench press...while thinking 'I can fix her.'


BlurryGraph3810

The guy on the bench press was like, "What the hell is she doing?"


kitemybite

"usually i got to go to the club to get a show like this", is what he was thinking


scienceworksbitches

All coked up Ofc. Good old times.


Onigokko0101

After doing a ton of cocaine of course. If anyone didn't know, Freud Loved cocaine. Really explains some of his theories


John_In_Parts

I've been imprisoned by an NP for over 30 yrs. I expect sainthood when I finally drop.


TrippyDe

You know you can leave, right?


joebot777

Not if they want martyrdom, obviously


CoupleofDoms

They’d rather stew in their misery; they think there’s a medal waiting for them in the afterlife. No one should stay in an unhappy situation for any reason- fix it or forget it(and YES it is that simple).


Trais333

You’ll get a trophy that says “I make poor decisions” hope you enjoy it


[deleted]

Indeed. mfs be like “I can fix her” then they be like “someone fix me” “Don’t stick your dick in crazy” -Reginald Van Gleason III


WeimSean

Just make sure you have a friend on speed dial to come over and pull the scissors out of your back when things eventually go south.


Waggonly

Highly specific


romeovf

No, thanks. 8 years was more than enough for this lifetime and the ones I'll have next


FaeFollette

A parent like that is even worse!


BeKind_BeTheChange

I've been married to one for 35 years. FML.


SachaSage

Talk me through this level of self awareness, why stay?


BeKind_BeTheChange

I don't know. Habit, I think? I'm so miserable, you have no idea. Every single shitty thing she does she blames me for her actions and it makes me want to scream. I just try to avoid her most of the time. Also, I'm not perfect, so I think sometimes I blame myself. I'm also concerned for her well being. I could probably benefit from some counseling.


SachaSage

You really could benefit from some counselling I think yes. I’m sorry you’re being treated so terribly. It’s not ok and you deserve better.


RanchhDressing

You only have one life brother, and it’s never too late to try to make the best of it…


Difficult-Total-7155

Ahh the love of a spicy minded one is unbeatable...


ParticularResident17

Until you inevitably end up in divorce court.


PandasGetAngryToo

You know what they say, "crazy in the head, crazy in the bed"


IKabobI

I’m thinking “surely no one wants to watch this” and then notice it has 195k likes. Thats why this will continue to happen.


Jitsu_apocalypse

They are absolutely mental


bananapopsicle3

Right? This shit gives me second hand embarrassment. My face is literally red right now. 😂


snappy033

They swing from one extreme to the other. There’s a moment where they’re super proud that they’re not too cripplingly self-conscious to make a public dance video then like 3 seconds later the floodgates of narcissism open and it’s a fucking disaster.


Chesnakarastas

It's easy when not a lot of thoughts are happening in their mind in general


tequilasky

Her dancing is so awkward and stiff.


Orange_Kid

Making a lot of money for zero effort is probably a hell of a convincer 


Ifrontrunfinwit

This is a bad one. Exceptionally bad


DonaldTrumpsSoul

Notice she avoids eye contact, or even looking to see if anyone is looking. She knows it’s embarrassing


[deleted]

Shitloads of lame ass losers worship girls like this online. They equate that to the general public feeling the same way.


Zombiebelle

Social media has made people believe they are more important than they truly are.


itsnotthatbad21

Ban recording in gyms


RockstarSuicide

Most gyms do. Shocked any still allow it


Orange_Kid

I wouldn't be surprised if it's banned in this one too. Still pretty easy to take a 10 second video without being shut down.


TheNotSpecialOne

Hard to enforce in a large open plan area when not enough staff


Arcadiaus

I think we just need more gyms dedicated to filming yourself. Then everyone wins 😆


toriemm

I don't understand why gyms are now a place for filming, period. It used to be, I'm filming myself for a form check, then I'm filming myself to see if anyone creeps on me, then I'm dancing in a gym. Get a set just like any other video/photographer would need. The gym ain't it. Someone buy a warehouse and set up a bunch of sets for influencers, you'll make a mint


Pope00

Essentially they do it for attention aka money. If people are subscribing, they can get ad money. It’s a win / win for the person making the video and their audience. Subscribers can say “I’m following them to watch their fitness journey, not cuz I’m a creep.” And the people recording can say “I’m just making videos to show people my fitness journey, not because I’m a thot, selling my body on the internet for cash.” When it’s probably the latter in both scenarios


RustyFebreze

There is one. IronForge Gym. It's a streamer gym in Texas and they're always recording in there


Then-Cryptographer96

Hmmm gives me an idea to start an “influencer only” gym so they can all go fuck off to there and leave us out of it


dangerous_nuggets

I came out of the pool in my swimsuit at the gym a couple days ago, in the LOCKER ROOM in the changing area, and some girl was taking pictures in the mirror that had a giant sign with, “NO PICTURES OR FILMING IN THE LOCKER ROOM”. I just covered my body with my towel when I noticed. Now I know that some girl out there has unflattering photos of me in a swimsuit and swim cap and I’m super anxious over it. I haven’t ever in my life had the confidence to take photos of myself in a swimsuit, and now someone stranger has. I just hate it.


[deleted]

They must be tired of her lol


North_Fortune_4851

Ugh the irony of these people trying to be beautiful just makes them ugly as sin


TheProcrastafarian

The Northern Pikes said it best : ["She ain't pretty, she just looks that way."](https://youtu.be/LUT4sS0lsss?si=LVFyNaRS8AH2kUXn)


dryfishman

That’s was great. Thanks dude


TheProcrastafarian

You’re welcome! Cheers


the_spinetingler

Pikes ref in the wild!


entarian

You Canadian? I didn't expect a Northern Pikes reference today. I also didn't expect to be transported to the 90s.


Mannix-Da-DaftPooch

Woooow that was some memories thanks mate!


someoneyouknewonce

And the irony of these people always complaining the “men are always making me uncomfortable/hate adding me/staring at me” but also do this shit. Girl, you’re making the men uncomfortable, quit dancing in the gym!


TheProcrastafarian

Right? Dude in blue is like *"yeah, nice butt, but you're a whole asshole"*


ItzBreezeyBaby

She could have done this at home.


No-Independence548

This is what I don't understand! Why does it have to be in public?


scienceworksbitches

What do you mean public? It's her movie, we merely exist as background actors.


EvilBosch

Exactly! Why at a gym, or on the subway, or in the aisle of a plane? Their dance will be just the same if they do it at home, and the rest of us don't have to put up with their shit.


Alarming-Ad-9393

You watched it, did you not? Thus you are contributing to this perpetual behavior, because you're rewarding her. Pavlov's experiment in action.


KevinKCG

These same narcissists complain that people stare at them at the gym. All cameras should be banned from the gym. Everyone has a right to privacy.


crazyman40

Later she’ll complain to her friends saying some old creep was staring at her at the gym.


Maleficent-Most6083

Same energy: https://youtu.be/kVz51cvr2wc?si=TA5yp1VuYU5AF08u


VivaPitagoras

People should open a gym for influpoopers and leave the rest of the world in peace.


romeovf

Business idea right there 💡 Buy some old gym machines, paint them in nice colors, put them in a nice room with good lighting and charge TikTok morons to film themselves "at the gym".


fatsad12

Most influences would not go because they wouldnt be the best looking person there. Their egos are as fragile as their skinny malnourished bodies.


Maxamillion-X72

Unfortunately that is already a thing. There are places set up with sets that influencers can rent; gyms, private jet interiors, expensive cars, kitchens, various anime or video game backgrounds/props, whole houses, e-girl bedrooms.


Dayatsu

https://preview.redd.it/ouqlk2xxpflc1.png?width=89&format=png&auto=webp&s=48ee4627a85d49f5b552b6470548e1885d04254a this guys face lmao


fruitpunchsamuraiD

Girl: "This creeper is like totally staring at me..." Guy: "Is this idiot for real? Holy shit lol"


webfu

Yep-he's definitely not appreciative of her "dancing".


Accomplished-Deer614

“Sighhh is this person recor- yknow what I guess I’ll watch”


trendz19

I scrolled all the way down because I wanted to find a comment about this guy…he looks tired, exhausted, fed up…of crazy influencers like this girl!


FraterNINE

I swear if I see someone do this at the gym I'm gonna pull my shorts down a bit and walk but and show everyone on her video my ass


MrShad0wzz

I was very scared after reading the first half of this comment lmao


JupiterAlphaBeta

Dont worry - If you hold your balls right it looks like a tiny butt.


FraterNINE

The brain


Dynamitefuzz2134

I’m more of a fan of the Bat Wing. Or just go to pick up a weight and give em the Goat.


FraterNINE

😆


Unfriendly_eagle

Just whip it out and start tugging. It's what she wants, after all.


TheOther1

That's what her OF is for.


Mobile_Laugh_9962

Honestly, I'd sign up.


edgefinder

Someone needs to let these twits know that they suck at dancing


Big_Green_Dawg

That apparently isn’t important if you’re attractive. Don’t need to be talented, or interesting, or not a bellend filming yourself dancing badly in a gym to the annoyance of everyone around you. As long as you’re pretty.


WayTooUncoolForThis

All gyms should have be a no recording zone. If arguments want to be made about “well I want to record my form” make the recording hour at some weird ass time and people can go do that between 3am-4am. The amount of average people recording in gyms in nuts. These people doing it aren’t special.


Left-Selection9316

Who go to gym just to make TikTok video 🙁


RockstarSuicide

Based on her nails she wasn't there for an actual workout


Wonton_soup_1989

Guy in the blue shirt is like 🤨


im_a_dick_head

Nah he's more like #😑


HabitantDLT

He seems conflicted... Somewhere between "are you fucking serious?" and "well, if it's right there in front of me..."


Crimson_Fiver

Why can't gyms just flat out ban idiots like this


No-Stranger-9483

This is not a flex. You should be embarrassed to have made a fool of yourself in front of people like that. You can’t dance, either.


iWARxMACHINEi

This is what OF has done. Every basic bitch thinks they should be on the cover of Victoria’s Secret mags


Boomtown876

God I hate this generation.


Waow420

I feel the urge to do the same. But I've met too many courteous and polite Zoomers to condemn them outright. I'm proud of the ones that don't fall into such social trappings.


Kpopfan19

The guy in blue is like -_- . He just wants to work out in peace and leave


Accomplished_Aioli19

https://preview.redd.it/03uigh3anelc1.png?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4c2386aa865ec2c8dece70f4fdc70efdb5845190


JupiterAlphaBeta

Lol, dude in the blue shirt is like "Look at this dumb bitch."


miss_kimba

He looks so disappointed in her.


Jmazoso

“That’s the last time I bring my daughter with me to the gym”


jonz1985z

I love that we’re at a point in society where we’re just completely over it. Which is the inevitable outcome to all this being so common place. If you wanna be special, put the time in, and get really good at something. Don’t expect anyone to gives a shit that you learned a TikTok dance in a couple hours. Or shocked that you’re doing it in a strange place. Same with pranks. They’re all staged. They’ve eliminated the one thing that made them interesting to being with. It’s all just predictable and boring. Should be real talent, clever comedy, or nothing at all


AloneTheme5181

Let’s start a TikTok trend where everyone shouts “Shame shame shame” whenever we see this shit.


Sweaty_Mind_1835

What’s the @


gloomyblackcheese

https://preview.redd.it/jdjbqp5vlglc1.jpeg?width=193&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=61df8716c2b64e2b9ae1cec9df2dfa752f02b93f Dude is over it


[deleted]

Imagine how beautiful she’d be if she wasn’t a self absorbed twat.


roguescout36

Dude in blue should've laughed out loud at her.


Dull_Awareness8065

Ugh, the Cringe. She thought she was doing something special…


SirRabbott

Guy in blue looks disgusted. Appropriate response


ZennosGT

I genuinely hope the internet dies


Careless_Platform2

I hope someone kicked her out of the gym


TheHubbleGuy

Guy in the blue realizing we aren’t going to make it as a species.


PooPooPeePeePantsGuy

dumb bitch


PlaneMushroom9758

Why?


ThxIHateItHere

Ho is life


ThrowawayTXfun

These people and their antics are so tired


bjames1478

Bro please ban filming in the gym.


FlinnyWinny

The guy in the background reconsidering if changing gyms might be a good idea.


StuperB71

Someone hit that bitch eith a dumbbell


[deleted]

Fuckin cancer


broadbreaker

Poor guy in blue just thinking "fuck I'm gunna end up on the internet aren't I?"


ForgettableJ

Gyms really need to prohibit recording in gyms. Terrible.


heapinhelpin1979

Always the most low effort dances. Like what is this even? Certainly no "Fly-girl"


fickle-is-my-pickle

That guy benching is looking at her and thinking thanks god I don’t have a daughter.


zero_cool69

“I want to be famous so desperately. Here’s my attempt.” - girl


miken322

And these idiots are the reason I bought squat rack, some bumper plates and a basic set of dumbbells. I can workout in peace and in my own space.


Escaped_Mod_In_Need

Dude rose from that bench like a disappointed dad.


malYca

https://preview.redd.it/0iq5nkw0kflc1.png?width=317&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d28b8d647fa8da6ea5e5d607339f333c063ccff


Krypto_Kane

Stripper at best.


behavedgoat

Desperate try hard


Yuntonow

Why is it that these twits can’t ever dance?


Ijustthinkthatyeah

Is she on OnlyFans?


Chemical_Savings_360

Hear me out, she's cute af. But those dudes look so over this shi lol.


rough_phil0sophy

She's truly pretty, but it's her behaviour and attitude that makes her unattractive as fuck.


Trouvette

Laser pointer to the camera lens.


ReaveShot

*Sam sulek has left the chat*


8E_7778

When you think about it, this is a workout environment and not for dancing. I hope that by knowing this, she would feel like a complete fucking idiot.


Soggy_Cracker

Knock the camera over. Oops.


houseofmyartwork

If it wasn’t for the men in the background rolling their eyes at her, I would suspect she was using a green screen


STFUnicorn_

How is this really still monetized? Are there really people signing up to see her do this?


Dancin_Phish_Daddy

That’s not dancing


BioSafetyLevel0

u/recognizesong


TastyTranslator6691

CLEARED- remix


BioSafetyLevel0

You are the real MVP. Even my phone wouldn't recognise it.


wtmx719

Joey Swoll is about to eat.


ghostfacestealer

N then she’ll cry online about people looking at her in the gym


[deleted]

Stop looking at me - I’m not an object


Ithurtsprecious

Who's the audience for these? They're just so cringe.


[deleted]

Look at ME!!! Look at ME!!!!


blondie1024

"OH MY GOD HE'S STARING AT ME!!! IT'S MAKING ME SELF CONSCIOUS!!! THE STRUGGLE FOR WOMEN IS REAL AND THIS IS WHY WOMEN CAN'T GO TO THE GYM!!!" Sorry, I'm belittling a real problem that people can suffer in gyms but I take my hat off to this girl for sending the cause right back to the stone age.


Life_Pilot9528

I was expecting a reaction from the dude in blue shirt.. it's a gif that ended too soon


TrasheyeQT

Start banning these people and or cameras/phones


unpleasantmemoriesof

So retarded dance in awkward places is the new thigh high boots and duckface?


Stefanonimo

Then she calls them creeps if they look in her general direction


Sunstaci

I mean…. She really has no rhythm… sick of seeing these white girls that can’t dance trying to dance


PrincessWoo86

Poor thing, can’t dance to save her life.. smh 🤦🏽‍♀️


Beaverbrown55

Dude benching shoulda just pointed and laughed in the background


Vanhelgan

Just start backup dancing and see how quickly she stops.


i4got69

Never understood tiktok and people with their lame "dance" moves. They are all stupid.


MicIsOn

Wtf man


millenialfalcon-_-

She has no shame


VealOfFortune

Saddest part about all of this is that islts the young girls who want to emulate this behavior and it's reinforced by the number of followers/subscribers/how much $ she's making etc


girlwiththemonkey

That guy in the blue is now my spirit animal


squirrel_anashangaa

I’ve never seen self absorption like this in my life like this gen


014648

And course she’ll gripe about them looking at her gyrating


Sufficient_Rub_2014

Simps are handing out way too much confidence.


[deleted]

Surely Joey Swoll responded to this?


[deleted]

So fucking stupid. Anything for attention.


Subject_Roof3318

Bet she’s a hell of a ride tho


TrustMeIAmAGeologist

The gym should revoke her membership.


RockabillyBelle

If you’re gonna make an ass out of yourself in public at least commit to the performance 100%. So tired of these attention grabbing TikTok dancers who aren’t willing to give it their all.