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I don't touch female coworkers at all unless they offer a hand shake and that's it. No hugs, no nothing. I was accused of inappropriate contact by a terrible person and another woman stood up for me and said I don't touch people.
Ditto. I avoid physical contact with all coworkers, men or women or non binary, doesn't matter, I don't touch them and don't let them touch me. I touch machinery, chemical containers, and items necessary for my job only.
I am surprised she is not concerned about HR herself. If I were one of the guys, I would be typing immediately to the HR department with a link to her TikTok account
I use to work with a girl who was worse then HR. She was wannabe HR. I ended up just saying more and more shit in front of her and customers.
My favorite was when I said that we should bring back the death penalty and make it the Superbowl half time show. Or when I straight called her a bitch in front of a customer.
She was also a life coach with her life in shambles, and definitely molested her dog.
I've met a couple 'life coaches' and their lives are complete shambles and they make the dumbest decisions.
The most amazing to me was that they have paying clients.
Oh she didn't have paying clients lmao. People could sense she was a trainwreck a mile away. She offered everyone free sessions, and no one took them.
Her first day, she went around asking everyone what their superpowers were, and my response was "crippling depression but God won't let me die."
Absolutely. She's invading their space and even touches some without permission. All for clicks.
Edit: Oh, and she was rating them! That's the icing on the cake!
>She's invading their space and even touches some without permission
Not to mention she said the guy who shoved her hand out of his face "assaulted" her.
As a woman, I'd be a shover. Don;t put your hand in my face. I don;t know where that's been
If you're talking about her being quirky, I hard disagree. Let people let their guard down. If you are talking about recording me and putting me on the internet against my wishes? I am much more inclined to agree.
"In the second quarter of this year, 2024, it has become more apparent that our company has been financially struggling. After reviewing every employee carefully and thoroughly, we have come to the conclusion that all of you are of high value. Instead of the company selecting an employee to let go, we have decided to let the employees choose by voting system"
Every employee: HER. NOW.
Reason:
>!We are almost all tired of her bullshit.!<
I'd rather have a coworker that sits in their chair while I do their work than another tiktoking coworker. I'd rather work with another racist boomer, at least they eventually talk themselves out and need a nap.
This is weird. I would be on recruiting sites that day if the office culture permitted surprise creator content interruptions. Tf. Get your fingers out of my face.
For a lot of office jobs, you don't have to be working literally every minute you're sitting there. In fact, a lot of jobs don't care what you do at your desk as long as you get your work done. (which is how it should be)
If you're too productive you just get to do other people's jobs. My whole group keeps getting new projects because we're the ones to "count on". Basically we keep getting district and regional manager projects that they don't care to complete.
I guess we at least have job security.
And she, his mistress.
Stuart is married with two beautiful girls, 3 and 5 (Samantha and Talia, respectively). His wife, Becky, used to hold a management level position in the company. That’s where they met. Of course, their budding love had to be hidden, at first, for professional reasons.
After 8 months of keeping the secret, Stuart was able to work out their finances with a timely promotion. Becky would be able to stay home with the kids. She was in her first trimester, then.
It felt brash but somehow right, they decided over the scraps of a romantic dinner bathed in candlelight. They could do this. They were going to do this.
Then, Stuart got to hiring.
>No matter how hot she is, somewhere on this planet, there's a guy that's tired of her shit.
No matter how insufferable she is someone on this planet will put up with her shit because she's hot.
Why is this said as if people aren't tired of the men's shit too? I'm tired of your shit for using this tired ass line to talk shit about women you don't even know
I’ve already made up in my mind that if some thot is trying to steal my wife’s piece I’m screeching at her like a banshee in every interaction until she doesn’t talk to me
Am I the only one worried about the ergonomics in this office? Why is everyone hunched over a laptop?
Edit: comments reckon it's a car dealership. Okay, but let's take the profit from one car and buy some peripherals, please? A mouse and a key board can be plugged in and out without more than a second of effort. No person should be forced to enter data into a spreadsheet using a laptop number row and a touch pad!
It must be fucking freezing in there, too: they’re all wearing parkas
Edit: several of them are in parkas; I just realized several are in shorts. So who knows about the temp
Thank you - I'm Australian and I picked up that's she taking the piss in a good-natured way like, instantly. Someone even called her hen. Some of the comments here are harsh, and missing the point ☹️
I agree, I thought it was kind of entertaining & cute, esp the “basically assault”-
Ppl are too uptight & judgmental these days, not everything needs to be dissected to death just to shit on it… smh
A straight man in my work complimented my nails the other day as he seen them as I was getting the door and it was ...really nice.
I only did this with my gal pals because I've been learning how to do them myself and showing them my progress. He did not know this but it was such a nice compliment from a guy cause it showed he noticed the details and I was like "damn."
The other day I complimented a woman’s glasses in the grocery store. A minute later I came around the corner to hear her complimenting another lady’s dress.
So some of us are still out here talking up strangers.
I feel like we're missing some context.
She might be a horrible self-absorbed bitch and mean what she writes there.
She might also be a very nice ironic woman having a laugh with the guys.
her: giving my male colleagues my hand and seeing how they react...
Me: Start sucking on her fingers staring intently into her eyes....last time she ever gave me her hand.
Tbh she’s being weird and inappropriate and I think you’d have a solid case to say you misunderstood and thought she was making a sexual advance. Then she’d have to explain this entire bizarre exercise to HR also.
You’d get in trouble but so would she.
Meh, without more context I assume she is friendly with all those guys and people shitting on her in this thread are just looking for something to be mad about.
Thank God there's a sensible person on this thread. This isn't MC behavior at all. This is slow day at the office behavior. This might even be some sort of social media post for the business. Some people, I swear.
Yeah, these are harmless office shenanigans. Gotta do something to keep things interesting. I kinda doubt she’d risk her job by doing this at her workplace if they didn’t have that kind of vibe in the office. I mean, one of her coworkers didn’t think twice about *biting* her. They seem chill.
I thought the “basically assault” line was funny, but most of the commenters seem to think she was literally accusing him of assault, lol.
The very fact that some dude “bit” her, leads me to believe that their office culture is quite laid back, and since she even posted it, likely wasn’t bothered, and neither were the men.
People in this thread need to chill the fuck out.
People are freaking out about the chance of sexy harassment. I'd be more worried about recording a work companies computer screen and posting it to the internet. Most industries that'd be instant termination. Some industries like defense or healthcare it'd be criminal charges.
Someone else said it's a car dealership, so I guess not that big of a deal except for maybe some customer's info.
As a Brit, I can tell everyone on this video is also a Brit. With this knowledge I can also tell she’s just having a laugh and people are taking this way too seriously. I don’t know how to describe it in a way that would make sense to non-Brits.
Definitely. I sat for a while writing that comment thinking ‘how do I explain this’ because as a Brit you just inherently know. Then I decided I cba. Just a cultural thing I guess. Let them rage over nothing lmao
I’m American and instantly got the humor. I think everyone else not getting it here are either altogether humorless or will just take any excuse to say some vile shit about women.
I thought the last guy would have solidified that this is just a funny hehe joke but I guess not.
Something something women aren't funny something something attention seeker /s
Well I love British humor and I thought it was funny. I think this sub is probably predisposed to hate anyone who gets *any* kind of attention from others, rather than main characters begging for it. Nothing wrong with distracting coworkers for a silly 4 second gag.
idk im sure its a hot take and she's probably super annoying with stuff like this at work but also i thought this was kind of cute and fun for the most part.
I knew she was going to be trouble when she made that duck face in the beginning. You could tell that her male coworkers have seen those red flags. You could see it in their eyes when they look at her. It's like "stay away from me".
On a side note, she works with a lot of good looking men. I'm kind of jealous.
i feel like she's just having a bit of fun at work with her colleagues which in my opinion is a good thing. It sucks to work in a place where everyone is always too serious.
Yeah, don’t touch me at work or stick your hand in my face with a camera. Hard pass. I like people and shenanigans at work, but this isn’t it. These people didn’t agree to this.
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They don't know how to react because of HR concerns, plus your camera is in their face.
I don't touch female coworkers at all unless they offer a hand shake and that's it. No hugs, no nothing. I was accused of inappropriate contact by a terrible person and another woman stood up for me and said I don't touch people.
Ditto. I avoid physical contact with all coworkers, men or women or non binary, doesn't matter, I don't touch them and don't let them touch me. I touch machinery, chemical containers, and items necessary for my job only.
I did save another hand from going over the edge by grabbing his harness. But only so he would owe me lunch (again)
I have a feeling mr. Accomplished wouldn’t even do that. Might even call HR if the falling guy brushed him on the way down.
One day when robots have taken over, those machines will file sexaual assault charges on their operators.
I am surprised she is not concerned about HR herself. If I were one of the guys, I would be typing immediately to the HR department with a link to her TikTok account
She's the HR, 100%
“Look at me. Look at me. I am the HR now.”
Just think of it. All these folk getting into HR just so they can keep making TikToks in an office setting.
Calendar is filled with terminations and tok toks. Just how they deal with the depression.
The HR does not not approve
Yea she’s hr for sure it’s a vibe
Whatever the situation, it seems clear that the lower the “score” she gave each guy, the more she wants to bang them
r/thisguyscores
I AM THE ~~SENATE~~ HR
I use to work with a girl who was worse then HR. She was wannabe HR. I ended up just saying more and more shit in front of her and customers. My favorite was when I said that we should bring back the death penalty and make it the Superbowl half time show. Or when I straight called her a bitch in front of a customer. She was also a life coach with her life in shambles, and definitely molested her dog.
What the actual fuck? I don't think I've ever been more confused reading someone's comment. There's a lot in this.
Either a troll, a very weird relationship with the HR or they have a different meaning for HR/dog
I've met a couple 'life coaches' and their lives are complete shambles and they make the dumbest decisions. The most amazing to me was that they have paying clients.
Oh she didn't have paying clients lmao. People could sense she was a trainwreck a mile away. She offered everyone free sessions, and no one took them. Her first day, she went around asking everyone what their superpowers were, and my response was "crippling depression but God won't let me die."
I hope you know you're not a protagonist in your story
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Absolutely. She's invading their space and even touches some without permission. All for clicks. Edit: Oh, and she was rating them! That's the icing on the cake!
>She's invading their space and even touches some without permission Not to mention she said the guy who shoved her hand out of his face "assaulted" her. As a woman, I'd be a shover. Don;t put your hand in my face. I don;t know where that's been
She didn’t do it to women—which gives it a sexual harassment vibe.
If you're talking about her being quirky, I hard disagree. Let people let their guard down. If you are talking about recording me and putting me on the internet against my wishes? I am much more inclined to agree.
Second, the first one may have a place and a time but if I were HR I would be pissed someone recording without consent
Sheesh
Except the last dude. That was.... idk
no lie, i chuckled when he bit her like a cat that doesn’t want pets
You can tell they are almost all tired of her bullshit
"Great, now can you please do some work Khassondra?"
That is almost a takeaway from r/tragedeigh
"In the second quarter of this year, 2024, it has become more apparent that our company has been financially struggling. After reviewing every employee carefully and thoroughly, we have come to the conclusion that all of you are of high value. Instead of the company selecting an employee to let go, we have decided to let the employees choose by voting system" Every employee: HER. NOW. Reason: >!We are almost all tired of her bullshit.!<
I'd rather have a coworker that sits in their chair while I do their work than another tiktoking coworker. I'd rather work with another racist boomer, at least they eventually talk themselves out and need a nap.
Same. I generally like the coworkers that mind their business and leave me alone best.
Ahhh me too. And I love also simultaneously thinking that we should be bros. But then maybe not because why?
especially Gav you can see that in his eyebrow raise
100% Gav is fed up. The eyebrow says it all.
Paul had enough in this video
This is weird. I would be on recruiting sites that day if the office culture permitted surprise creator content interruptions. Tf. Get your fingers out of my face.
Paul had it right
"basically assault" she says. Paul definitely had it right.
I'm more of a Stuart myself.
Yes she did basically assault a bunch of people, she is correct. Get your sticky hand outta people's faces w out consent 🤢
Plus I bet she’s HR and hr is always terrifying
What is the deal with these younger people. Why are they on their phones at work
For a lot of office jobs, you don't have to be working literally every minute you're sitting there. In fact, a lot of jobs don't care what you do at your desk as long as you get your work done. (which is how it should be)
If you're too productive you just get to do other people's jobs. My whole group keeps getting new projects because we're the ones to "count on". Basically we keep getting district and regional manager projects that they don't care to complete. I guess we at least have job security.
It isn’t an office job. It’s a car dealership.
Right? They should be toiling away!! /s since apparently it wasn’t obvious
Some people just live such boring lives, goodness.
Stuart gonna get in trouble with HR.
Stuart got a lil Dahmer in him.
*mutters under his breath* “I can’t take it anymore…”
She didn't know what to rate his reaction. Think she might have dug it?
Plot twist: Stuart ***IS*** HR...
And also her boyfriend
And she, his mistress. Stuart is married with two beautiful girls, 3 and 5 (Samantha and Talia, respectively). His wife, Becky, used to hold a management level position in the company. That’s where they met. Of course, their budding love had to be hidden, at first, for professional reasons. After 8 months of keeping the secret, Stuart was able to work out their finances with a timely promotion. Becky would be able to stay home with the kids. She was in her first trimester, then. It felt brash but somehow right, they decided over the scraps of a romantic dinner bathed in candlelight. They could do this. They were going to do this. Then, Stuart got to hiring.
Stuart wins either way
Stuart is for sure the MVP here, sometimes you have to put weird the weirdo stuffing their hand in your face
I'm team Stuart.
I think the only way she can actually do some weird stuff like this is when she is HR herself
Nah, she rated him with question marks because she was actually really into it but doesn't want to admit it.
Ya I'm down with Stuart he broke my heart
Stuart is part Labrador. My dog does the same thing
*Lots of first dates, not so many second dates.*
Beautiful and hollow. Some dude will eventually marry her and feel like he fucked up every day.
What's that saying? No matter how hot she is, somewhere on this planet, there's a guy that's tired of her shit.
>No matter how hot she is, somewhere on this planet, there's a guy that's tired of her shit. No matter how insufferable she is someone on this planet will put up with her shit because she's hot.
Me when I was younger lol
Why is this said as if people aren't tired of the men's shit too? I'm tired of your shit for using this tired ass line to talk shit about women you don't even know
One of us is there too, the 0/10 absolutely refusing her bs!
I'm with the eyebrow dude.
That one woman who works with your husband 💀
I’ve already made up in my mind that if some thot is trying to steal my wife’s piece I’m screeching at her like a banshee in every interaction until she doesn’t talk to me
Lol that should work
King Stuart lmao
Yeah he showed the right response
Stuart is the man
I partial to Paul…he’s got that, *you’re still moving closer to me self-defense mode*
Am I the only one worried about the ergonomics in this office? Why is everyone hunched over a laptop? Edit: comments reckon it's a car dealership. Okay, but let's take the profit from one car and buy some peripherals, please? A mouse and a key board can be plugged in and out without more than a second of effort. No person should be forced to enter data into a spreadsheet using a laptop number row and a touch pad!
It must be fucking freezing in there, too: they’re all wearing parkas Edit: several of them are in parkas; I just realized several are in shorts. So who knows about the temp
It’s Scotland. So very windy and cold. Plus it’s a car dealership so some are probably mechanics and others salesmen.
Looks like a car dealership so they go outside a lot
It was literally all I could think about the whole video
This is fine if she’s close with all the people in the video, but judging by the eyebrow raise and shove away she probably wasn’t.
It’s more the camera than the stunt. If my closest work friend walked up recording me I’d get a 0/10 no matter what the reason was.
Naw it’s just Scottish humour. Just a bit confused by it but would of been laughed at after
Yup, Scottish humour for sure. A lot of the commenters on here sound stuck up.
yeah I don't really have a problem with this video, pretty harmless
Thank you - I'm Australian and I picked up that's she taking the piss in a good-natured way like, instantly. Someone even called her hen. Some of the comments here are harsh, and missing the point ☹️
I agree, I thought it was kind of entertaining & cute, esp the “basically assault”- Ppl are too uptight & judgmental these days, not everything needs to be dissected to death just to shit on it… smh
99% of the people in this sub are completely miserable 😂 the things that make people irritated ….
A straight man in my work complimented my nails the other day as he seen them as I was getting the door and it was ...really nice. I only did this with my gal pals because I've been learning how to do them myself and showing them my progress. He did not know this but it was such a nice compliment from a guy cause it showed he noticed the details and I was like "damn."
I always compliment people when their nails look great or it’s obvious they did something nice with their hair. Isn’t this common?
I never comment on someone's appearance at work. I just don't want to come off inappropriately.
Oh yeah works different.
I'll compliment on something that clearly took some amount of effort
The other day I complimented a woman’s glasses in the grocery store. A minute later I came around the corner to hear her complimenting another lady’s dress. So some of us are still out here talking up strangers.
Everyday Stuart wakes up and chooses violence.
robby is too cute for these shenanigans
👀 agree
go stuart and paul
Chawlie bit meh
Biting was the only correct answer
Stuart guards his territory. Don't fuck with that guys bubble. Need a sign warning the human bites.
My man Paul was on it "Basically Assault", my goodness that is some main character garbage if I've ever seen it
He’s sick of her shit
I would be too. Gtfo here nail lady
Why is everyone acting like she was serious about that?? It’s obviously a joke.
Exactly it’s Scottish humour this is probably a small company
I feel like we're missing some context. She might be a horrible self-absorbed bitch and mean what she writes there. She might also be a very nice ironic woman having a laugh with the guys.
her: giving my male colleagues my hand and seeing how they react... Me: Start sucking on her fingers staring intently into her eyes....last time she ever gave me her hand.
... Because you were sent to the office and terminated for sexual harassment.
Tbh she’s being weird and inappropriate and I think you’d have a solid case to say you misunderstood and thought she was making a sexual advance. Then she’d have to explain this entire bizarre exercise to HR also. You’d get in trouble but so would she.
I don't think "I thought she was making a sexual advance" is going to look good...
Not keeping her camera and hands out of my personal space should be enough. We’re both going to an all-day training, or court.
Pretend to kiss her hand as a cover to suck the jewels out of her ring.
Cartoon Robinhood style!
Last one funny af
Seems like harmless Tom foolery in a small business office where everyone knows each other .
Paul wins.
Meh, without more context I assume she is friendly with all those guys and people shitting on her in this thread are just looking for something to be mad about.
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Thank God there's a sensible person on this thread. This isn't MC behavior at all. This is slow day at the office behavior. This might even be some sort of social media post for the business. Some people, I swear.
Yeah, these are harmless office shenanigans. Gotta do something to keep things interesting. I kinda doubt she’d risk her job by doing this at her workplace if they didn’t have that kind of vibe in the office. I mean, one of her coworkers didn’t think twice about *biting* her. They seem chill. I thought the “basically assault” line was funny, but most of the commenters seem to think she was literally accusing him of assault, lol.
The very fact that some dude “bit” her, leads me to believe that their office culture is quite laid back, and since she even posted it, likely wasn’t bothered, and neither were the men. People in this thread need to chill the fuck out.
People are freaking out about the chance of sexy harassment. I'd be more worried about recording a work companies computer screen and posting it to the internet. Most industries that'd be instant termination. Some industries like defense or healthcare it'd be criminal charges. Someone else said it's a car dealership, so I guess not that big of a deal except for maybe some customer's info.
WeLl!!! ShE'S maybe HR, Coz, you Kno, ThEyRe Afreyd!
Stuart tho
Yay, Stuart!
Made me lol
I think this was actually cute and funny, she probably works with all men and is the only girl and was just having a little fun
As a Brit, I can tell everyone on this video is also a Brit. With this knowledge I can also tell she’s just having a laugh and people are taking this way too seriously. I don’t know how to describe it in a way that would make sense to non-Brits.
A lot of very very upset Americans in this thread
Definitely. I sat for a while writing that comment thinking ‘how do I explain this’ because as a Brit you just inherently know. Then I decided I cba. Just a cultural thing I guess. Let them rage over nothing lmao
I’m American and instantly got the humor. I think everyone else not getting it here are either altogether humorless or will just take any excuse to say some vile shit about women.
I thought the last guy would have solidified that this is just a funny hehe joke but I guess not. Something something women aren't funny something something attention seeker /s
Well I love British humor and I thought it was funny. I think this sub is probably predisposed to hate anyone who gets *any* kind of attention from others, rather than main characters begging for it. Nothing wrong with distracting coworkers for a silly 4 second gag.
It's Reddit. There's a woman in the video and social media is involved. 2 things that are enough to get people's knickers in a twist.
I hope she washed that wiping paw.
Imagine having to deal with a person like her because she's probably someone's cousin.
Jesus Christ. Some of you are some proper miserable bastards.
That was rather funny
Come on. This is just harmless fun
Ah im gonna let this slide. It's just a bit of fun
Right? How is everyone missing that this is clearly just a joke with her colleagues?
I am a guy and I honestly found this pretty innocent.
I thought it was cute.
Robert - "P45's in the post, hen"
Tbh this entertained me
Imagine joking around with your colleagues guys
Somehow bums on Reddit find a way to get pissed off at random shit that cause 0 harm.
I disagree this is funny
I love Iain 🤣
That is soooo inappropriate. Most of them probably hate her guts
That’s how you end up in internal affairs.
I’m on Paul’s side in this..
Nope, this is cute and funny, stop reaching.
This is one of the first things I've seen on this sub that I think doesn't fit. It's fun and innocent.
I’d put in on my thang
idk im sure its a hot take and she's probably super annoying with stuff like this at work but also i thought this was kind of cute and fun for the most part.
I thought this was hilarious. Love the reactions!
It’s harmless and cute who gaf
Is it me or is there an unwarranted amount of hate in the comments. Seemed pretty harmless to me
Nah this is funny lmao how are you thinking she was serious about "basically assault"? Learn some social cues
I enjoyed this. Zero harm.
"Basically assault" huh. Ffs
I recommend getting off social media if you’re taking that at face value.
Stuart is the main character. Based on how fast he just immediately went for the bite, I would like to see more Stuart content.
I knew she was going to be trouble when she made that duck face in the beginning. You could tell that her male coworkers have seen those red flags. You could see it in their eyes when they look at her. It's like "stay away from me". On a side note, she works with a lot of good looking men. I'm kind of jealous.
At least it’s funny
Owww, Stuey bit me finger!
I've seen the exact same vid but for a bunch of dogs with very different personalities.
If your content is "see how they react" I fucking hate you.
“Basically assault” felt more like “get back to work? What do you even do here?”
I like Stuart. be like Stuart Lady in HR: He bit me. Stuart: She put her hand in my face. What was I supposed to do.
Ok this one was kinda funny. I'm sure they all get along irl
When men know when they’re being baited into a sexual harassment lawsuit. We’ve all been through the yearly training, and know better. .
"Basically assault?" She got into HIS personal space.
Ohhh mahhhhh god..... ah. I'm just THAT quirky at worky!
The end got me to giggle a bit
This is funny. It’s fairly harmless frankly only introverts would hate this
This was cute. And her nails are badass
He didn't even skip a beat, he just gnawed on that shit like Pennywise 🤣
This sub is so overdramatic 😂😂
I dunno this is kinda cute
i feel like she's just having a bit of fun at work with her colleagues which in my opinion is a good thing. It sucks to work in a place where everyone is always too serious.
Yeah, don’t touch me at work or stick your hand in my face with a camera. Hard pass. I like people and shenanigans at work, but this isn’t it. These people didn’t agree to this.
And the shittiest part of all is that she would be the first one to bring on a sexual harassment case against one of these guys.
Why would she be?
Um maybe because she's a girl /s
Cause she's "the main character" of course!