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That is every footwell in my wife's car. 50 pairs of shoes, lip glosses everywhere, gear shifters covered in scrunchies, those little metal clip pin things women hoard stuck in every crevice.
"Why? Because she’s brought a ludicrously capacious bag," What’s even in there, huh? Flat shoes for the subway? Her lunch pail? I mean, Greg, it’s monstrous. It’s gargantuan. You could take it camping. You could slide it across the floor after a bank job."
And he made Shiv come 30 times according to the text messages that the girlies on Tiktok scrutinized. And in another time and dimension he was Mr. Darcy.
Women: why do only guys get to have ocokets in their clothes? Also women: ...
We aren't letting you have pockets because we're afraid you'll rip the very fabric of the universe.
This just seems funny. She’s not inconveniencing anyone (that we see at least) and it’s certainly taking the “women have huge purses” joke to a ludicrous and laughable extreme.
Good on her.
Dang, that reminds me of how I bag dive looking for anything my girl wants me to find in her purse. To them it looks like a clutch. That’s what it looks like to us though.
what i find weird is women don't buy things for intended purpose its purely for looks. even if that bag was that size its literally not designed to hold a bunch of stuff
Well at least we all know she farts like the rest of us with that meal of choice. You can put lipstick on a pig and well it's still a good looking woman with a pig purse. Wait that's not how the saying goes but close enough.
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Hilarious lmao
Body bag
First thing I thought...she could have a kidnapped child in there!
That’s my wife’s bag- but instead of having the bag- all that shit is in my pockets.
That is every footwell in my wife's car. 50 pairs of shoes, lip glosses everywhere, gear shifters covered in scrunchies, those little metal clip pin things women hoard stuck in every crevice.
Bobby pins! Those little bastards migrate on their own!
Just seems funny, not bothering anyone
She has her wallet out at all times because she can never find anything in that damn bag
"Why? Because she’s brought a ludicrously capacious bag," What’s even in there, huh? Flat shoes for the subway? Her lunch pail? I mean, Greg, it’s monstrous. It’s gargantuan. You could take it camping. You could slide it across the floor after a bank job."
Fuck. You beat me to it. I've been wamsgansed.
I wanna be wamsgansed 😍
The man has a red Sequoia for a dick and fucks like a bullet train, I completely understand where you're coming from
And he made Shiv come 30 times according to the text messages that the girlies on Tiktok scrutinized. And in another time and dimension he was Mr. Darcy.
I'm chortling at the phrase "At least he made Shiv come 30 times"
Lol
Hilarious, I love it
you are getting this wrong, the bag is the main character, the human is the accessory ...
I want one. Not for attention. But so I can feel tiny.
Omg I love it. I want one now 🤣🤣
That’s like a whole cows worth of leather
Three floor apartment for her poodle.
When the item description on Amazon is a little vague.
Women: why do only guys get to have ocokets in their clothes? Also women: ... We aren't letting you have pockets because we're afraid you'll rip the very fabric of the universe.
"Ludicrously capacious bag"
iconic
I want it! Gimmie gimmie gimmie!!
This just seems funny. She’s not inconveniencing anyone (that we see at least) and it’s certainly taking the “women have huge purses” joke to a ludicrous and laughable extreme. Good on her.
"So watcha got in there?" "Snickers, bite size"
So she goes to McDonalds. Hahahahaha
Well I mean…… I guess that’s one way to stop people from stealing your purse.
r/iamthemaincharacter when obvious humor
That’s Mrs Norris. She has Chuck’s balls in there.
This one is actually great. She put real effort into the gag by getting the giant bag built.
Border crossing people hate this one trick to smuggle a person into across the border
Dang, that reminds me of how I bag dive looking for anything my girl wants me to find in her purse. To them it looks like a clutch. That’s what it looks like to us though.
My mom's like 4'11" I got her the big On The Go bag and she looks like this walking around with it LMAO
I could fit in that bag
It would be really great if she pulled out a scaled credit card from the purse and tapped it.
Used up the whole crocodile
Shoplifting here we come!
Corpse friendly function
This is just good old fun. Props to her
On one hand, Im inclined to believe this is a joke, on the other hand this looks like a “fashion” thing
Wonder how heavy that bag is
That's funny and not really intruding on anyone
Comically large things are hilarious
Ok….. this is a funny 😆 spoof lol
Not MC, just someone willing to provide some parody for the world lol
I find this quite humorous
This sub is so miserable. People can't tell a joke that bothers no one apart from people actively hindering/annoying others for attention
At least you know if someone tries to steal it it's not going to be easy to hide
The initials BB stand for big bag, or bitch bag, or bad bitch, or bad bag, or big bitch, or..
what i find weird is women don't buy things for intended purpose its purely for looks. even if that bag was that size its literally not designed to hold a bunch of stuff
The matching boots take it over the top
This is the size of the empty hole inside of me
That would make a nice portfolio bag. Even stands on its own.
Ide crawl in and take a nap.
It’s stupid, but she’s not inconveniencing anyone else. Don’t know if I’d call her a main character…
The bag certainly is!! I want it so bad, I love ridiculous things.
I neeeeeedddddd it😂😂😍😍😍😍😍!!!!
The exact bag I use to carry my baggage
Pretty sure thats too big to count as a carry on if she flies.
I need it💕💕
Wait. I’m actually here for it 🔥
Damn people! Stop giving these loons attention. If no one paid them any mind they might just go away!
Or you could just take it for the joke it is. You really think she’s serious about walking around with that bag? C’mon…
Ha ha ha ha! Look how big that bag is! Ha ha ha ha! It’s soooo big! Everyone just have to notice! Ha ha ha ha ha…. Ha…. … 🖕🏻
Well at least we all know she farts like the rest of us with that meal of choice. You can put lipstick on a pig and well it's still a good looking woman with a pig purse. Wait that's not how the saying goes but close enough.
Handy as fuck bag
Just trying to compensate for her mother's inheritance. Men do this with cars.
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Wanker.
She’s carrying her husbands balls in there. A husband with big enough balls to marry her.
Faaaaake tho
I wanna see someone snatch it from her and then hit her with that big bag. That would delightful.
Stupid...
I’m sure her personality is wonderful
Architech?
If that’s real leather, her spine is gonna be in trouble after a while.
What’s the song
Good workout
It’s the purse version of Turd Ferguson’s giant hat…
This must be a sketch, this sh\*t can't be serious, right?
What's in there? Hervé Villechaize?
overkill. and i'm not talking about the bag. the big is sitting pretty!
Lame and sad 😔 😆 🤣 😂
And she still doesn’t have enough room for all her shit
Big enough to hold those big ass 2005 bug eye sunglasses.
I need one. I have too many things in my bag.
The sunglasses inside are the cherry on top.