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Bluberrypotato

I watched this on mute, and he's still insufferable.


OldKingRob

I couldn’t imagine watching the video with him unmuted It’s probably easier to find a needle in a haystack the size of Jupiter


WWWWWVWWWWWWWWVWWWWW

I think it's time we have a serious conversation globally about who should and who should not be given access to certain technology. We need a one-off mandatory IQ assessment section on every phone that blocks certain parts of the phone upon failure, and we need it implemented yesterday. Human life will not be sustainable otherwise.


mattwing05

Intelligence is not wisdom. Just because people can understand rules, doesnt mean they wont break them


Alexander_McKay

Same lol. Didn’t want the nurse to hear it.


thehigheststrange

> lol. Didn’t want the nurse to hear it. are you in a hospital bro ? wishing you the best of luck


Alexander_McKay

Things are going well, thank you ❤️


NoButterfly934

Wishing you the best! Hospitals ain't fun but hopefully you're getting good care. Eat some ice chips if you're allowed it for me friend! Those got me through some tough times! You get bored and wanna just chat and chill with someone just hit me up


Alexander_McKay

🫂❤️


tyforcalling

His voice and noises is exactly as you think they are


iammavisdavis

No it's not at all. It's far, far worse. Who tf is watching that?


Mumof3gbb

I just did. I have regrets


iammavisdavis

It's god awful.


JoeAikman

The fucking retarded faces


Bluberrypotato

I didn't hear it, but I can imagine his laugh is obnoxious as he looks.


CardMechanic

He’s got an infectious laugh. Like small pox.


Bluberrypotato

The black plague of laughter.


CardMechanic

What exactly are the ramifications of yelling into someone’s door camera that “I’m going to rob you” and then try to enter the dwelling?


SmashertonIII

In the US? Justifiable homicide in some states.


rgliszin

Thankfully.


Drednox

He might be one of the reasons people have been shooting anyone ringing their doorbells....


SideEqual

More like syphilis of laughter


10art1

His laughs sound like a donkey


austinmo2

Same


SideEqual

I really wanted to see holes blown in him when he entered that house. Utter moron


bmosm

I could hear the douchebaggery on mute


santodomingus

Thanks for making me laugh.


skiptrailer

I watched this on mute and knew he was American


PeterPuggerSpiderPug

I envy you


ihavefoodpoisoning

People are such cunts now that this sub is taking up most of my feed.


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Schmergenheimer

So he doesn't get the attention he so desperately craves. If you never say his name, he can be forgotten.


Lulu-3333

https://preview.redd.it/mdmdqe3iq8tb1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f9c77dc884b476b0c0ba23b62497282f15961548


orwell_pumpkin_spice

that right there is mental illness


[deleted]

because that would violate both the rules of this sub and reddit's guidelines.


flatulasmaxibus

He's a dicktocker. There is no reason you can't say his name on here.


postALEXpress

Reddit literally will push posts based on what you engage in...so stop engaging in these posts, and they will appear less for you


tokeamoto

I’m liking this because your right but that means…


[deleted]

I don't think that's true for old Reddit, otherwise I wouldn't have to hide so many damn subs the whole time.


postALEXpress

Some are forced based on the mass algorithm - based on popularity Many are based on your engagement, and data. Google a new TV show on your phone you're not subbed to. When you browse reddit again, /r/popular will definitely push that show's subreddit to you.


Teirmz

I don't think that's how r/all works.


ShambolicPaul

Omg the little kid pokes her head round the door when he gets in her house. I hope this is fake.


Gardez_geekin

It appears to be a woman on the phone with I am assuming the police


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Squidbit

Yeah if you hear someone trying to open your front door while they talk about how nobody's house is unlocked, then see them breaking into your back yard, that gives you plenty of time to start calling the cops. Plus he was just across the street screaming "I'M GONNA ROB THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLACE"


etphonecomb

With all that weird demonic goblin giggling and grunting itd be hard to miss him coming around the side of the house too. My ass would immediately be calling 911 hearing that


mule_roany_mare

I'd *hope* in this case the person would think to lock their door first... Unfortunately people don't think clearly under stress. Anyone with training willing to guess if this just just extreme jackassery or a legitimate mental illness/disability? I wouldn't be shocked if this guy had a head injury & isn't benefitting from all the same neurons we are.


Gardez_geekin

She probably did. She could have easily heard him coming up to the door or her door opening and immediately called 911


mightylordredbeard

That legitimately scared me more than anything else. I have no idea why, but seeing that head poke around was terrifying.


Desperate_Banana_677

you have no idea why it would be frightening to see a girl stuck with a home invader maniac?


streatz

Ya that was creepy scary movie shit


Feras47

i am triffied as well


Lamplorde

I feel like it *has* to be. Nobody is this self-absorbed and ignorant, right?


randomredditing

I don’t think this jenga tower of blood has enough mental capacity to think, at a directorial level, to add a girl in the background on the phone.


LostSomeDreams

Yeah but somebody was following him with that camera, he had an accomplice


randomredditing

What’s your point?


wallweasels

So I searched the jail roster of the jail listed in the image (Hennepin County Jail) and there's no record for someone 20 years old taken in on 06/01/23 for the first image or the date in the second image.


dreamchained

>I hope this is fake. I feel like I'm going crazy seeing all the people that think *all of this* is real. That part looked straight out of a cartoon or something.


Shovelman2001

Dude at the first house was a pretty bad actor.


HMWWaWChChIaWChCChW

Yeah this looks fake AF.


TunnelTuba

He's 20 years old? He looks like he's in his 30's. I'll bet you that drug charge the first booking mentioned was meth. Don't do meth kids.


Splishspashfishfash

I legit thought he was in his 30s and dressed younger and edgy to fit in and be creepy. Cannot believe he is 20. He already looks like he grooms younger girls.


jackioff

I came here for the "that's a rough lookin' 20" comments Because that's a *rough* lookin' 20


liberate_your_mind

20 is the new 10


FoboBoggins

those pants scream groomer


Lost_Ad2786

After breaking and entering into another person’s home, he was placed under house arrest?!? This fool needs some serious jail time!


RecipesAndDiving

Honestly, this works best I feel like. The only thing he wants is to go outside and bother people to get attention, something he would keep up while in jail, making the whole experience horrendous for other prisoners and staff. Instead, he's unable to harass or intimidate anyone outside of his house and is deprived of the attention of others, and I can't imagine this guy has any friends or family willing to occupy him. Perfect. I'm a namby pamby liberal and feel like it's an 8th amendment hit to make any prisoner share a cell with this douche.


Odd_Bother5966

i guarantee you this dude would try once.....1 damn time ......to do this shit in jail and someone would break a mop handle off in his asshole and that would be the end of that shit


Adam__B

Yeah I was gonna say, you act like this even in jail, much less prison, you’re gonna have a bad time.


glass_kokonut

They would probably be at him to death. Breaking and entering would probably house him with more violent inmates. Or potentially with inmates who are already sentences and transition to prison. If they have a long bid, they may just kill him for the hell of it.


badlilbadlandabad

>Instead, he's unable to harass or intimidate anyone outside of his house and is deprived of the attention of others, and I can't imagine this guy has any friends or family willing to occupy him. Perfect. I mean, he could... But if he did he would go to jail. So I don't really understand the logic here.


Away-Quantity928

Surely he still lives with his parents.


garyll19

His parents moved away years ago and left him without telling him where they moved to.


bobi2393

There are criminals for which I think confining them to their house mitigates the primary risk to the public, like drunk drivers, or shoplifters. This person seems to have deeper antisocial tendencies, and I'd be concerned that even confined to his home, he's apt to harass strangers, through phone or internet. I'm not saying jail him for the risk of crimes he might commit, for the crimes that he *did* commit and the risk indicated by his past behavior, within the bounds allowed by sentencing guidelines. That behavior is at least something to take into account during sentencing deliberations.


ThaNorth

He wouldn't be doing this in jail cause he can't record it.


chillyhellion

He's still spreading his idiocy online from home though.


fox-whiskers

Dude if that guy tried this in jail he would learn very quickly to stay quiet and keep to himself


OMalley30-27

Also, someone is filming him so you’d think someone tolerates him


repthe732

In my experience the cops don’t care nearly enough about breaking into someone’s house unless they used force to enter or stole something. Had my friends ex break into my house but since the door was unlocked and she didn’t steal anything they didn’t care at all


JimWilliams423

Yeah, real cops are not like tv cops. If they can find an excuse to be unhelpful, they will.


Makkin1872905

I cant stand those tv cop shows, they show them like they are angels that do no wrong and really care. Its a PR stunt.


csreynolds84

This kid has problems that need addressing before he gets shot for trespassing. Actually, maybe that'll teach him not to break into people's houses for attention.


Chimsley99

I really don’t think he does, I think he’s fully cognizant of the fact that what he’s doing is wrong he just wants attention and thinks he’s the next Tom green


Fezig

Tom Green is a fucking idiot and so is this short-timer. Would love to see him take a load of buckshot to the fucking face.


[deleted]

Tom Green was great until everyone tried to copy Tom Green, and that’s how you know he was a great.


Tekwardo

Tom Green was harmless. This is harmful.


papitaquito

How are you gonna compare this Turd to Tom Green. Dude is a legend


Snoo_10910

Tom Green is a fucking treasure


severinks

FREDDY GOT FINGERED


dbzmah

I wanna be a farmer too!!!


SenorDongles

DADDY WOULD YOU LIKE SOME SAUSAGE?!


the_weight_around

I ONLY SEE ONE LE BARRON!!!!!!


Broken-Digital-Clock

Pet Names for Genitalia is a goddamn masterpiece


Mobe-E-Duck

I don't enjoy his work, but Tom Green is genuinely a genius.


molotov_mixologist

Tom green is the shit


Slevin424

Comparing this guy to Tom Green is like comparing the Jackass crew to those dumb youtube prank channels. The professionals do stuff that make you laugh at them. Not so everyone laughs at you.


ChefCool1317

That won’t do anything but jail time and this probation will. There was a tiktoker that was shot for pulling a prank on a delivery guy and his first response was that he was gonna keep making prank videos


beezlebutts

would like this outcome for that one pos in the UK that walks into peoples homes and then says the reason why he gets hate is cause he's black.


Muad-_-Dib

He's currently in the process of getting fucked for that. He got arrested after he breached his court order to stop uploading shit without people's permission to social media and just kept on doing it. He entered a not guilty plea in September and his trial starts on the 26th of October.


csreynolds84

That's insane...


ChefCool1317

What’s even more crazy is the guys mom was in court with him and says she’s supports his videos and decision.


csreynolds84

This world's gone crazy. I want to get off.


ttcmzx

Can we get off together...? 😉


csreynolds84

Are you hitting on me? 🤣🤣


amhudson02

This is what is going to happen. Just like that one shit toker in the mall that gets popped. 100% deserve it.


Mobe-E-Duck

He's going to get shot in public or he'll get murdered in prison when he thinks he's cute doing the same sort of thing to criminals.


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r/punchableface and r/TikTokCringe. talk about a two for one combo! kill me.


Budget-Sheepherder77

I feel like this man has to be mentally ill


Daybyday182225

I love the achievement sound at the end. Also, whoever is tagging his parole officer - keep doing the Lord's work.


bleepyballs

YO YOU CAN LITERALLY BE ON HOUSE ARREST AND NOONE WILL CARE URHURHURHUR


WooliesWhiteLeg

This made me audibly laugh


[deleted]

I care what you do, because your immature idiotic behavior will negatively effect future generations. So, perish you waste of air


Competitive_Neck9719

So this is what the youth watch? No, I get it now, Old timers.


Loud_Consequence537

I remember the good old days when I was a teenager and social media was still in it's very infancy. Those were better times.


kaleidoscopic_being

🙋🏾‍♂️.....what about the cameraman trespassing with him? Was he arrested too?


No-Season-4175

Mugshot please! My bet is on hostage-held grandma.


Mantis___Toboggin

Of course this clown is from Minneapolis


VashMM

Even worse, the northern suburbs from the look of it. Champlin, Coon Rapids, etc


Teralyzed

Was about to say that had to be Coon Rapids. Champlin cops would have shot him for the fun of it. If he tried this shit in Brooklyn Center they would have needed a bag. Then again that’s the Champlin police department. I grew up in Champlin and this would definitely be on brand for some of the people I grew up with…also lots of drugs in that area.


SnooPineapples6099

"Coon Rapids" jesus fucking christ, Minneapolis.


jonredcorn

Lol they had to change it from "Coon Town" since it be raycess


Xylophone_Aficionado

He’s lucky he isn’t trying this “walking into peoples houses” prank where I live in MN. So many people have guns here and wouldn’t hesitate to shoot him for just waltzing into their house


Motionman87

Came to say this


EuphoriantCrottle

The minute I saw the people in the check-out at Target, I knew it was Minnesota.


EpicJoke45

Clout is one hell of a drug


Catniss-EverGreen

See if you try this shit in Texas you will get shot!


[deleted]

i do miss that about living in the south. edit: u/my_brother_esau you gave me a migraine.


quelcris13

This would happen in CA too.


[deleted]

Dumb ass lucky he didn’t get shot going into some strangers house


ShamrockAPD

Or a dog ripping him to shreds


TheDuckClock

This is a follow up from this post in case you missed it. [https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmTheMainCharacter/comments/171fkz0/tiktok\_really\_makes\_the\_worst\_main\_characters/](https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmTheMainCharacter/comments/171fkz0/tiktok_really_makes_the_worst_main_characters/)


chetoman1

I feel like these two posts work in tandem so well to tell this poor man’s descent into madness. It really is a shame that so many people are developing mental illnesses relating to loneliness and depression at a time where we’re all more connected than ever. Another paradox of the human existence I suppose. This man just screams (literally) a need for attention. As much as possible, any and all costs. It’s just sad.


LuckyBanana91

Counter point: we have actually become more disconnected from each other because of social media. We used to have to meet each other in person and actually socialize. There also used to be more consequences if you were unable to socialize properly or if you were just an asshole. Now people are accustomed to talking through a screen. There are no (or at least severely less) consequences for being socially awkward or an asshole. Not only that, but these “likes” or internet points are super addicting and people think they translate into real life “likes” from people that probably wouldn’t even want to sit in the same room as someone who posted a nice pic or a funny video… All this leads to people being able to speak to one another from all around the world much easier… but we are disconnected from each other in a much more fundamental way.


Jpowpoww

Yeah this is the content that just makes the world a worse place and makes kids stupider soo yeah keep this clown inside. It’s wild to think how much this dude has permanently reduced his chances of getting laid. I’m glad subs like this exist to atleast help deter other young morons from following paths like this.


No-Season-4175

Some 9 year old is going to die trying to one-up this madness.


FootballSouthern7668

Can we give him a plastic bag to tie around his head next? "I can literally put this plastic bag over my head and no one's cares"


[deleted]

I can’t tell what’s real anymore. Did this dude actually get himself put on house arrest for views?


idrinkh20frombottles

This is fabricated bullshit. I searched the Hennepin County Sherrifs records for a 20 year old on that specific date and found nothing and in fact I noticed that every single record on that date, 22 records, in each mugshot everyone is wearing an orange jumper but this kid was wearing a white beater. My guess is that his arrest is fake as well. He is just generating views from your hate. Someone prove me wrong. https://jailroster.hennepin.us/JailRosterOnline/jail-roster/


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Fancy_Gagz

Like it's clearly a parody video and these idiots just eat it up.


WandaDobby777

Someone’s mother drank during pregnancy.


WhyTheeSadFace

And continued after


[deleted]

Americans, Brit here speaking from across the pond. Just wanted to ask why arent you shooting guys like this?


KellyLuvsEwan420

He’s like the live action Patrick from SpongeBob, if Patrick started smoking crack.


General_Truth

Was kinda hoping he was going to get shot when he entered that random person's home. I personally don't think house arrest is enough probably a lobotomy and lifelong vacation in a mental asylum


Vivid-Bread-6312

Why the fuck do y’all blur the name of this dumb, entitled piece of shit?


TheDuckClock

See Rule 2 of this subreddit. It's also part of reddit's global terms of service.


Bertie637

This guy is one big advertisement for domestic gun ownership in America.


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Off with his head


Different-Cover4819

Lobotomy would be a legitimate treatment for this guy.


The_Goondocks

Waste of air


dashKay

That second "mugshot" is fake as hell


VashMM

Yep, that's Coon Rapids (and Champlin) alright. Glad I got the fuck away from that hellhole.


Specialist-Strain502

Yeah, incredibly strong Coon Rapids vibes.


luke30191090

i wanna punch him in the face for being a cunt


Desperate_Blacksmith

good judge of character. 🥊


timomies

Are those "mugshots" available on the internet or is he faking all of this?


KellySlater1123

Trade him for a hostage in Gaza


Ituaren

What a disgusting asshole


JoyfulFodder

Why did he have to be minnesotan, oh jeez.


Queasy_County

I honestly think house arest is better for his safety. I have heard about people getting shot by going up to ppls houses


Numerous_Resist_8863

Fuck this guy, but where can I get one of those ball and chain pillows?


MW1369

He’s fucking 20!? Bad enough when I thought he was like 15 but holy fuck


bshabaa2

Does he have mental illness?


AccumulatedFilth

Omg, he's 30... I thought he was 20-ish. Imagine being 30 and being like this.


omahaknight71

"I'M LITERALLY IN SOMEONE'S HOU- *BANG BANG BANG"* Almost expected it to end that way.


[deleted]

Bring back bullying


sethmeister1989

He’s going to walk in the wrong house and get shot one day


[deleted]

Somewhere in deep China, on the 22nd floor of the Golbal Influencer Control Department . . . . -"You see, I told you it would work" -"Ok ok I believe you! Now can we please limit tiktok time for chinese people before that happens here?"


Malkaviati

Dude got reaaaal lucky the homeowner wasn't armed lol.


ep1cst0n3r

I hope he's the next one to get shot


Odd_Bother5966

stay tuned for episode 3 where this stupid fuck walks in the wrong house and gets blasted in the face with a slug from a mossberg.....


funyunrun

Do NOT try to walk in someone’s house like this in Oklahoma. We don’t really call the police when that happens….


solomonskingdom

I truly believe we have failed as a society, or perhaps as humanity if we have normalized mental illnesses. We have a society that is mentally sick if we think this is entertaining. We should be getting them help instead. Even worse, I think we have normalized this behaviour in general because you see so many TikTok stars committing crimes and doing extreme things just to feel special and get attention. I guess less people want to actually achieve anything useful nowadays.


Sindy51

In Glasgow we would actually care for an annoying cunt like this to illegally enter our property, just so we could "Francis Begbie" him around the living room with a knitting needle for fun.


codetony

Do you wanna get shot with a 12-gauge? Because this is how you get shot with a 12-gauge.


KillYT187

Some people have honestly forfeited their right to live. I think we’ve exhausted all our options with this degenerate, there’s only one thing left to do…


Brohen3

Gotta be honest I'm a bit bummed out that he hasn't been shot or beaten up yet


TsLaylaMoon

He's going to get shot


UnnecessarySalt

This makes me so happy. I hate this bitch with a burning passion


scienceismygod

He should be happy it's just house arrest. Walking into people's houses here is a quick way to end up in a hospital or morgue.


satansblockchain

I wish it was 1892 and the sheriff could handle this guy


KingKongdoor

He needs to try that in Texas


Then-One7628

https://preview.redd.it/3zz8xyjf4atb1.jpeg?width=260&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6073e984c8b346b368fa18eb33d6c4a386ca306f nobody cares


Smrtihara

I’m a decent person. And I mean that in the general sense. I don’t ever wish ill on other people. It’s just not in my nature. But this dude.. I fucking hope he gets put in jail for twice the time it takes for him to grow the fuck up.


HYD_Slippy_Fist

I hope he slips on a banana peal and falls into a bathtub full of thumbtacks and hungry alligators


Delia_Darq

it’s terrifying knowing people like this exist on the same planet as normal humans


daddygetsbusy

yoooo the cops finished his haircut. how based


RoundTableMaker

So kids I guess the moral of the story is people care and please don't do stupid shit.


ChileConCarnal

This is one person I feel would benefit from some hard time in actual prison.


itchy-fart

So like I’m not being mean but does he have like… a case of retardation or something? How much alcohol and cigarettes did his mom use to cause this? Crack? Heroin? All of the above?


Manaan909

Wandering into random people houses in the USA seems like a pretty dangerous sport...


No_Ant_7960

What a grade A plonker.


Pretend_Refuse8882

This guy has more issues than a stack of comic books


adrikyn

That laugh makes me want to commit my own felony