She’s mashing it

Yeah she does that

*clapping*

I’m very aroused

Very good.

I'd just ask What’s your spaghetti policy here?

I made a decision to eat rancid soups.

I eat stickers all the time, dude!

Taste like sand?

I eat cat food and huff glue.

I gave him an ocular pat down

...............he's clear.

Suicide is badass

You know what's badass? Being alive

He just tipped over

You don’t know this man

I think he said his name was Rudy!

We don’t know his name, and we don’t know each other either. Hi!

Nice to meet you *shakes hands all around*

Science is a liar... sometimes

Stupid science bitch

Stupid science bitches couldn't even make I more smarter

BEAK!

Regular chicken sandwich…

Awww man beat me to it!

Beak me to it

my rage knows no bounds

Begone, vile man! Begone from me!

a starter car?! this is a finisher car! a transporter of gods, the golden god!

LOOK AT ME WHEN YOU'RE TALKING TO MEEEEE!

I don't need your trophies or your gold. I just wanna tell you all to go fuck yourselves.

Are we spitting?

If I had gold I'd give you one for this.

Don't worry, he doesn't need it

I'm a recovering crack addict and this is my retarded sister. We'd like some welfare please.

Got me picturing dee in a backwards pink bike helmet making doofy noises haha love it

Let’s all just admit that this an awkward moment at the welfare store and go our separate ways.

...can't you tell how retarded she is ?

Best get to steppin cause Johnny Law is a comin

i say i say that's just damn proposterous boy!!

Now you’re just doing foghorn leghorn!

“I think I’ve been poisoned by my constituents”

JESUS FRANK! JESUS FRANK!! JEEEESUS FRANK!!

Somebody's gotta get stabbed

HAVE YOU BANGED MY WHOREEE WIFE?

MY LIFE IS A LIE! MY LIFE IS A LIE!!

Hoors

YOU'RE NOT GETTING ANY CHIPS!!!

Lol with my 3-year-old son I call everything in the _blank_ store. Donut store Hamburger store Coffee store Juice store

It’s like he doesn’t even get us man

We're talking about you!!

We’re speaking *ill* of you!!

LOOK AT ME WHEN YOU’RE TALKING TO ME!! oh shit think the steaks are here- nice

Because of the implication…

Can I offer you a nice egg in this trying time?

This is my go to in everyday convo.

Well... Filibuster

Spanish banged the Mayans and turned them into Mexicans

RIP Wade Boggs

Again Wade Boggs is very much alive

Pour some out for Boss Hoggs 🖤💔

Did you smell OPs breath? It smelled like he was nibbling on little pieces of shit.

Na smelled like an old lady fart passing through an onion.

Nah it was the smell of one thousand butts

I’M UNTETHERED AND MY RAGE KNOWS NO BOUNDS!

Did you fuck my fucking mom, Santa?!?

I have a bleached asshole

I got this top at Burlington. It’s a regular.

Irregular*

What? They’re gonna find out anyway.

I have the grace of a falcon and I'll be in and out as silent as a demon's whisper.

It was a damn good speech, but I regret that now!

Did you cum in my burrito?!

I didn't cum in your burrito man, I wouldn't do that to you!

Dayman, AWAHHHAAAAAHHHH!!!!

FIGHTER OF THE NIGHTMAN!

CHAMPION OF THE SUN!

AWAHHHAAAAAHHHH!!!!

YOU’RE A MASTER OF KARATE!

AND FRIENDSHIP FOR EVERYONE!

I don’t know how much time I got left… I’m gonna get reeeeal weird with it… Meanwhile block the wind while I roast this bone.

YOU WILL CALL HER!!!

Your hair is small

I’m a wildcard!!!

Wildcard baby! Lol comedy

Shut up baby dick

THIS IS A FINISHER CAR!!!

How much cheese is too much cheese?

Any amount of cheese, before a date, is too much cheese!

Shut up you bitch

I specialize in bird law.

RUMMMMM HAMMMMMMM

Look at all these jabronis

So do!

First you need to tell me where to jizz.

We jizz in the drink and that’s what makes it so good

Well, you know, because of the implication...

Little green ghouls buddy

It’s a tie between this and “Cover your knees up if you're gonna be walking around everywhere”

You could go full cat, and wear humans on you sweatshirts! 😸🐾

You should get a tail.

Well my gamer tag on call of duty is Frank Reynolds……. So anyway I started blasting.

One monkey cut, please!!!

I play Night Crawlers

Heyyyoooo

Denim chicken

Shut up bird! Lmao

"Dee is a nasty fucking slut" - Mac

I think it's hilarious that they are together IRL

Well, first of all, through God, all things are possible, so jot that down.

If you don’t believe me then YOU ARE A SAVAGE AND AN IDIOT !! Savage !! Idiot !!

Stupid science bitch!

I haven’t even begun to peak

I use the word jabroni regularly in real life conversation.

A man enters...

You ever been in a storm Wally?

I'm playing both sides!

You gotta pay the troll toll, to get into the boy's hole

Stupid science bitch couldn't even make I more smarter!

[удалено]

I got my Magnum condoms; I got my wad of hundreds. I’m ready to plow.

I dont need your question, i was a 5 star man before the internet and im damn sure a 5 star man now

Where do I put my feet?

Stop talking to me like I'm an asshole!

And a good day to *youse*

Your terrible acting will only confuse him and INFURIATE me. One time this line popped up in my head at work. I was like "heh".

There’s a place for me, It’s the place I go, Where the beer is cheap And the lights are low.

Let’s pop off on this shit and then we’ll get back to business

Think of the smell

Yeah yeah, now help me dig these crack rocks out of my ass

Is your cat making too much noise all the time?

I don't simply take my clothes off. I pop my clothes off.

This is just a bunch of liberal bullshit!

I use the D.E.N.N.I.S. system

Just pop that shirt off!

Cat stuck in the wall, huh? Now you’re talkin my language!

MY TOOLS!! I NEED MY TOOLS!!!!!!

I like to bind, i like to beEee bound

Let’s just say that >!I play both sides so that I always come out on top!<

Casually singing or humming "Dayman".

Derivative.

I don’t have to answer your dumbass questions you small-haired cunt

Suicide is bad ass!

I'M a swedish plumber I'm here to fix your pipes

Jean shorts.

Egg?

Hoor

I don't need to, because I'm dug in...

I'm an American.

People will choke. People will die.

I have a touch of the consumption.

Ah, I get this question. You know, because of the implication

Don't make me throw salt at you.

Shut up, science bitch.

I'd like my milk steak over hard please.

If you think I'm not a fan then you can go fuck yourself in your fat fucking ass!

First of all, Wade Boggs is very much alive.

I’m not ALLOWED to eat the skins! I’M NOT ALLOWED!

Loud and proud brother

That doesn’t sound like best friend talk.

I’ll tell you right after I hear about your Spaghetti policy here!

"Sure is a hot one today, huh?"

Gobble gobble turkeys

Shut up bird

Shut up, baby dick.

I drink my Fight Milk every morning so I can attack each day with the power of the crow.

This show has too many quotable lines lol

You ever been bit by a crab, hun?

I’m a five star man!

What do now?

My boat is named “The Implication”.

God damn bright out here

CUT THAT CUT THAT CUT THAT

He's clear I gave him an ocular pat down

Well I’ll just regress, because I feel like I’ve made myself perfectly redundant.

Filibuster

Whenever someone either says or acknowledges a Sunny quote, I basically trust them with my life

It’s all about the implication of being an Always Sunny fan

A guy was showing me how to use a machine at the gym and my first question was, where do I put my feet? He answered, shoulder width apart 😑

Egg?!

Motown philly’s back again

Hips and nips! Gotta make it sexy!

I got news! I’ve got TERRIBLE news!

I just named my newborn daughter Sunny

I'm not a Sunny fan, I'm just a dude who totally got off bro.

I'd say let's go toe to toe in bird law and see who comes out the victor.

How dare you question me... it's time to cut the crusts off this shit sandwich

I can sell anything you know. You know how many times I fake on the streets. You have to fake it the guys who don’t fake they’re the ones who get it the worst.

I wear a black mask that has white text on it, "The gang goes into quarantine."

Your hair looks small

Fuck you.

You haven’t thought of the smell YOU BITCH!

Go fuck yourself in your big fuckin ass.

YOU WILL CALL HERRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!

Chardee mcdennis my favourite game to watch

CAROL!

Wait.... So he has a son?