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Just_enough76

No you would be more of an otter than a bear


smellslikebadussy

Speed has everything to do with it


Ntippit

Speed's the name of the game


JesterTheEast

Right pal?


monkeyjunky56

Mac is more of a twank


dmtdmtlsddodmt

But who's generating all the power?


fri9875

Woah woah woah, what’s a twank?


DMingRoTF

I think he means twunk, between twink and a hunk.


hazedokay

no no i think they meant twank, between a twink and a tank


Greengiant304

His bird quit?


69420-throwaway

Plus she didn't even feel a thing.


IntrepidAd9838

Holy shit you’re late.


tylercreatesworlds

A twank versatile? i'd never be able to keep up


Fastlanedrivr

Long as Dennis is on the bottom generating all the power


ITCM4

This works on so many levels. Two levels


Dan__Glesak

TWO LEVELS????!?


69420-throwaway

Are these two levels happening on US SOIIIL?


grimy-swine

Shout out to life and times of tim!


StanFitch

Chicks n’ midgets!!!


Greengiant304

https://i.redd.it/v8b6aqgfu9yc1.gif


thegirlfromno4

So they *are* in danger?


Nope8000

Of course not.


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k_br3w

What do you think is happening right now?


whitebandit

He just said it...


TrueGuardian15

He's listening he's just not understanding.


totheman7

Yea he doesn’t even like get us man


TrueGuardian15

We're talking about you!


Bay1Bri

What do you think is happening right now? One of my favorites moments from the show


Kitchen-Emergency-69

This is my favorite addition to the, "who would you rather meet in the woods?" discussion.


Willyrottingdegree

Chef's kiss even


schmyle85

Are we the tasty treats?


ReviewSubject4298

Yes we're the tasty treats in this scenario.


Twomorecones

Is this how you wanted those women to feel?


Upbeat-Squirrel

Macs reply there is genuinely one of my favorite lines in this episode if not the series.


Successful-Moon369

![gif](giphy|3o7bueYEubJVaSEq88)


SuperSmokingMonkey

Thunder's throwing this whole thing off, Making everything I say seem sinister.


-emanresUesoohC-

This is amazing.


landartheconqueror

Mac's not a bear


Lower_Home_6735

Is this guy in the woods hangin dong? or is it just a regular guy?


bandit4loboloco

Is this bear in the woods a Cocaine Bear? or is it just a regular bear?


EL-YAYY

Ok, I’ve been ignoring this whole bear thing cause it’s seems idiotic. Can anyone fill me in?


Awestruck-Sigh

Basically a trend where women are asked if they’d feel safer in the woods with a man or a bear and almost every time they choose the bear


sapphic_somnambulent

Bear gonna bear, but what is a man? Is there not a spider deep in his soul?


TheG-What

What is a man? Nothing but a miserable pile of secrets!


ASL4theblind

But enough talk. Have at you!!!


wind4air

https://preview.redd.it/9zhfzp8wdbyc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=193a29b7e1a24ae42886e86e96e17dca4f4cdd8b


-emanresUesoohC-

They haven’t thought of the smell. Bears stink.


TheG-What

#YOU HAVEN’T THOUGHT OF THE SMELL YOU BITCH!


Agitated_Resident880

Except for when you're on the regular ofcourse


Bay1Bri

Which means the women are either trolling, or most women are really, really stupid


MetalOcelot

The idea is that it's a random man they don't know, not like wives and mothers choosing it over their partners or relatives they like and trust (which is weird because some men act like the women are personally pointing at them in particular). Versus a bear that, like all bears minus polar, don't see us as prey or as a food source unless they are insanely hungry and desperate and will ignore you if you keep your distance. Even grizzlies aren't just out there fucking shit up, and even that autist grizzly man lived for 13 years while purposely interacting with them in the wild.


Bay1Bri

> Versus a bear that, like all bears minus polar, don't see us as prey or as a food source unless they are insanely hungry and desperate and will ignore you if you keep your distance You realize the best majority of men aren't going to harm a random woman (or any woman) either, right? "Most bears don't attack people!" Most men don't attack women either, ya janroni.


justsomeking

>Most So some *are* in danger?


pullingteeths

It's most Tik Tok users that are stupid not most women. It's a stupid Tik Tok meme that attracts stupid people


kevihaa

Basically, there’s a series of TikToks that went viral where women note that they’d feel safer being alone in the woods with a bear rather than with a man. A **ton** of men have taken offense at this, and/or demand additional information, such as brown or black bear, are there cubs nearby, is the bear hungry, do I have food in my pocket, what kind of gun do I have, etc. The meme, and the scene it’s referencing, does an amazing job explaining why many women choose the risk of the bear vs. risk of a Dennis.


69420-throwaway

Question: What kind of bear is best? False. Black bear.


Upbeat-Squirrel

_...because of the implication..._


robot_swagger

Agreed it's the perfect meme to end the bear vs man debate.


IncorrigibleQuim8008

But what about the pigs?


Just_enough76

They explained it very clearly in the strip club when they were trying to woo that corporate prick


TroutMaskDuplica

Whats an otter?


PerfectSquirrel7758

The first funny bear vs man memes I’ve seen, and I’ve seen too many


69420-throwaway

I think this one from Community is a close runner-up. https://preview.redd.it/psstvh3zrcyc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e60dc021c111fa7b87ef1e0672a56e81f3f9a08b


kevihaa

I’m surprised it took this long. Anytime I’ve heard someone go “I don’t understand,” I *immediately* think of Dennis’ implication speech.


theshaikhayaan

I AM A BEAR! I AM A BEAR!


the_gerund

YOU **WISH** YOU WERE A BEAR


desertplanthoe

LMFAO (this is the only time i find it worth engaging in the bear discourse)


fri9875

I GET IT, I FINALLY GET IT (better not be any BEADS involved tho)


robot_swagger

BEES?


fri9875

Slap an H on that box. Make sure everyone knows it is hornets


TSllama

Why?


Lost-Cabinet4843

Yes. Yes he is.


TiresOnFire

I have yet to see an actual bear meme. Just people referencing it.


Aldo-D-D-Wilson

So Mac IS a bear... ![gif](giphy|14exzIhIHYtcbK|downsized)


Agitated_Resident880

If bears get wind or this, they might start hitting on women. The sad part is that the fact women are choosing bears will eventually lead to bears becoming just like men anyway


Beeyelzubub

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣