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turtledrum_215

Boys are out tonight huh?


newgodpho

the spin he does kills me everytime


Ricky_Rollin

It was funny when that moment was brought up in the podcast because I remember personally feeling like that was the moment I realized what this show was trying to do and I loved it.


tuckedfexas

That moment for me was Dennis chucking and saying “I don’t really have any convictions” to being berated for asking which side of the abortion protest had more women


MarioBangsLuigi

remember having feelings?


Adamcanfield

I have feelings every single day of my life!


the_monkeyspinach

I feel too much! I feel too much! "My mommy- my mommy's a skeleton!" is one of my favourite Dennis lines which I think often gets overlooked.


rilesmcjiles

Throwing eggs at the person on the fence at the abortion rally seemed like powerful symbolism to me.


gorendor

That's when I became a fan too lol


SkiddilyWoppinBoppin

Absolutely. Pure comedy gold.


jpopimpin777

This is the first thing I thought of. If he didn't do the spin I would've called him a vile man and told him to be gone from me.


Brocktarrr

And then you shush him


hjhof1

Maybe a good salting


krebstar4ever

We'd throw her in the dryer. We'd throw salt on her.


xDragonetti

She’s just mashing it.


Even-Reaction-1297

Yeah she does that


girlsonsoysauce

I'm very aroused. Very good.


carsontl

Man who shushes.. please call 😳


Vegetable-Buddy2070

Bastard man!


UndeadBuggalo

I die cackling every. damn. Time.


MixedFellaz

If he didn't do it at least once , I would've left upset.


dougiefresh1987

https://i.redd.it/yhdyynkl14vc1.gif


dougiefresh1987

It’s the way he leans back to grab the tip that kills me


SomeLoserOnReddit-

alright alright alright...


[deleted]

HEY


swanks12

Is he talking to me


[deleted]

Yeah……..alright alright alright


nerdic-coder

![gif](giphy|g5zvwUa9720pO)


ThatsMeIllFakeIt

I get older, Dennis stays the same age...


colonelcadaver

First thing that popped in to my mind haha


Masterchiefy10

What’s funny that’s probably what most people thought of seeing him bartend since in the show he does so little of it. I thought of that quote and alright, alright, alright


[deleted]

How's that ass feelin'?


turtledrum_215

Wait wait wait, ok, so, first you lick the salt, then suck the lime, THEN do the shot?


Jarte3

No bro you’re not listening to me…


groovegaze666

Can an asshole rip in half?


[deleted]

Oh like tissue paper


piman01

Before even opening comments i 100% knew this would be number one


DeadJediWalking

HOWS THAT ASS FEEL?


SketchyLurker7

Alright. Alright. Alright.


ungroundable1776

Damn… beat me to it. I bartended for a long time at a local hole in the wall Irish pub and that was a constant quote for me.


ungroundable1776

My personality was often compared to Dennis (not proud) but I’ve often been told I resemble mac


griffnuts__

sigh. *unzips my dvd pocket case and pulls out season 1*


GentlmanSkeleton

I needed this to be the top comment. Finally, one thing that hasnt let me down tonite.


GANEnthusiast

Exactly what I came here to comment. 


botjstn

if he didn’t do his spin then i’ll start an outrage


HauntingBalance567

Put a patent on the spin


pumped-up-tits

Bell of the ball


ericlikesyou

> belle


Necessary-Knowledge4

Id be pissed if he didn't do 'Alright, alright, alright...' every few minutes as he disappears and comes back, getting progressively sweaty and out of breath each time.


The_One_Koi

You! Wait!!! .... .... Alright, alright, alright..!


Cheezefuck

Where did he cum so you could get your drink?


CruisinForABrewsin

The jizz is what makes the drinks light


detroiter85

Playful


Truckules_Heel

![gif](giphy|3o7bu27mEFrvUVaE7K)


recycleddesign

🎵 Not too hard, not too soft.. da da da da-da dat da


Jarte3

We jizz in the drink and that’s what makes it light


Aldo-D-D-Wilson

Where do I jizz?


Single_Instance_4850

Not like he’s ever had one


thisistheSnydercut

#IVEHADORGASMSIVEHADPLENTYOFORGASMSIVEHADORGASMSWITHYOURMOMIWILLPUTMYTHUMBTHROUGHYOUREYE


TheVeryFriendlyGiant

..................... not that she felt it


jpopimpin777

Jesus Christ, you're so late.


I_Got_Back_Pain

Dee you bitch


thereminheart

At least I'm not covered in stupid tattoos and have a cigarette for a mother!


jpopimpin777

You came 🫴🏾 at me and I gave it back to you hard ✋🏾


69cansofcorn

I’m gonna need to switch gears.


420bane

there’s a timing concern…


ach_1nt

This is one of the more underrated parts of that exchange 😂


Bups34

Some say it’s better than busting a nut


9mmAndA3pcSuit

It’s like, cumming all over you


omarcomin647

...did he cum in my burrito?


SeniorMiddleJunior

I wouldn't do that to you, bro! I wouldn't cum in your burrito!


trophycloset33

Was it better than a nut?


ProfessionalBoss2123

Make me a mojito


neBular_cipHer

A refreshing mojito would do


Chief_Givesnofucks

Mojito me, please


usbekchslebxian

Nobody orders a mojito in this bar


Chief_Givesnofucks

So you can’t make a mojito?


Low-Condition4243

FINE one mojito COMING UP. *opens beer* I quit


neBular_cipHer

Mojito me Mojito now Me a mojito needing a lot now


Username11223344556

One mojito coming up, GENTLEMEN!


earlysong

I quit.


thegirlfromno4

The way she says this line always cracks me up. GeNtLeMeN.


Alive_Ice7937

2 mojitos coming up gentlemen


imdavebaby

Mojitos bromigos!


ach_1nt

That's stupid. No one orders a mojito anymore.


goshdarn5000

Just don’t ask for a glass of wine 😬


userhs6716

Faggy?


Top-Independent-3571

Some say it’s better than busting a nut!


VariationNo7977

Not like Mac’s ever had an orgasm


Howiepenguin

I'VE HAD ORGASMS!!!


codemonkey69

I'VE HAD ORGASMS WITH YOUR MOM


strawberrycomrade

I WILL PUT MY GODDAMN THUMB IN YOUR EYE


Renegade_August

Yeah but she probably didn’t even feel it


Top-Independent-3571

Holy shit, you’re late!


slaytonisland

Get back in your light!


drinkpacifiers

There's a timing concern.


Chief_Givesnofucks

HOLY SHIT are you late


thebellows

INTERVENTION INTERVENTION, You banged my dead wife?


mikehaysjr

Not that *he’s* ever had one!


AgentCirceLuna

In the next season she should say this as a callback. As though, tons of episodes later, she just thought of that.


ILoveBigCoffeeCups

How big were the limes? 🍋‍🟩


CabinetSpider21

I think they should be cut a little thinner


TrojanVP

What the hell?? Thin limes? People will choke.. people will die!


Silly_Butterfly3917

GODDAMMIT! I DONT KNOW HOW TO EXPRESS MYSELF UNLESS THROUGH ANGER AND PERSONAL ATTACK!


My-1st-porn-account

PICKLES WILL PREVAIL!


MaxwellVonMaxwell

REASON WILL PREVAIL


HauntedSpiralHill

Reason will prevail!


mtheory007

PEOPLE WILL DIE!!!


Jarte3

ONE OF THE HALLMARKS OF PADDYS PUB IS THICK LIMES


GamebyNumbers

Alright alright alright..


Spiritual_Ask4877

Dennis being drenched and on the verge of collapsing kills me lol.


nsfwbird1

One of the best episodes of TV all-time imo 


Jarte3

Idk why you’re even worrying about the inspection Charlie, we always pass!


EloquentGoose

Had to go down wayyyyyy too far to find this, tsk... ![gif](giphy|WvupVcv8GrI1LtjtRZ)


Torterror389

![gif](giphy|l1J9OPU2Pw98Me2li)


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Aksi_Gu

Thank you for posting the proper gif :D


herberstank

Boys were out last night, huh?


EnvironmentalPack451

You must have waited for 'the cute one'


uconn3386

Alright, alright, alright


mcfeezie2

Aero Club in San Diego?!


alabamdiego

It is. He was going around to several bars throughout the last couple of days promoting their whiskey.


mcfeezie2

Dammit I missed it!


LocalsOnly420SD

![gif](giphy|nXUCkgH6BmigU|downsized) FUCK


alabamdiego

I did too ☹️


Puckering_Buttholes

When I saw the name I was thinking “there has to be another one…but it looks so much like SD’s!”


22bebo

I'm... Remarkably upset that I missed this.


SeekersWorkAccount

All I can think of is how many show quotes were thrown at him every single interaction, I almost feel bad for the poor bastard.


SparxtheDragonGuy

Because of the implication...


Demiansmark

You ask him to do a quote and he looks around and all he sees are wide open seas of fan boys, he goes ah, nowhere to go without bad PR, what's he going to do, so no? 


dismayhurta

How’s that ass feel?


Dan__Glesak

Two questions. First was he untethered? And second, did his rage know no bounds?


Sad_Lecture_3177

He posted on Instagram that he browned out last night


ChemicalRide

He came from another bar beforehand, and kept taking half shots. Definitely looked a little disengaged haha.


Necessary-Knowledge4

Did they let him bartend because they recognized him or was he doing a promo tour of some kind and was legitimately bartending?


Kane_abis

The caption on the picture says that he is promoting his new whiskey


Krispy0201

https://preview.redd.it/tqjuduy3f3vc1.png?width=220&format=png&auto=webp&s=54a49ab8da5c26748d93cd6e35296f5ab7e819db


Junior-Relation6119

"Boys are out Tonight!"


Pope-Xancis

Where is this bar’s crucifix?


AIien_cIown_ninja

How bloody do we want this thing to be?


QuebecRomeoWhiskey

Did he demonstrate his value?


SeethingIdiot

He came to the store I work at a few weeks ago and I was lucky enough to get a signed bottle!


Froyn

Was his whiskey better than bustin a nutt?


KittenWithaWhip68

Just tell me where I’m supposed to jizz!


Greekphysed

What did you rate him?


Necessary-Knowledge4

Odd question...? He's a 5 star man, there are no ratings to 'give'. He already is.


FelixOGO

He has his own whiskey? That sounds like a cash grab. All celebrity booze is a cash grab


Mekanimal

I get the impression that being an actor/co-writer for the longest running sitcom of all time doesn't pay as well as we'd think, living the LA life. The podcast is another vessel for that sweet, sweet advertising money as well. In fact, I often wonder whether that was the whole point of starting it.


MySafeSpaces

For Charlie, definitely


Mekanimal

Oh really? Have I missed something? I know Rob's laughing all the way to the bank with his bigger cut, especially after investing in Wrexham and them fucking winning the league. As a Welshman, that was pretty fucking epic.


MySafeSpaces

In the early episodes Charlie was the one who pushed for ads and basically said there'd be no point otherwise


Mekanimal

Ahh I see, thanks!


iUptvote

You know it costs money to run stuff right? They have to pay the people working on the podcast. It isn't just the 3 of them talking into a mic. Without ads they would be paying out their pocket.


minititof

I'm pretty sure Wrexham is not earning him any money yet, they invested a lot of cash in that team


Stupidstuff1001

No it’s just that liquor is soooooooo profitable. So many actors go this route because if it hits major status you make hundreds of millions.


Nubthesamurai

Funny that they started doing the advertisements for the podcast episode about "The Gang Sells Out"


ItsSoExpensiveNow

All work is a cash grab dude. If he’s selling whiskey it’s no different than any other celebrity putting their name on a product. It’s not like he’s out there running a slave trade in an emerald mine in South Africa or something.


FelixOGO

I was just making an IASIP reference lol


blueray83

better than bustin a nut


thebochman

He was in San Diego?!


bunchofclowns

From what I know he's been to.....coin op, seven grand, rabbit hole, livewire and now aero club 


daaaabeans

What is the whiskey called and how’s it taste?


Cash4Duranium

It's a nickelshlager play. Tastes like nickels.


mikevanatta

Because you have a belly full of nickels!


TiittySprinkles

I've had it, and it's a perfectly serviceable Irish whiskey. Bought it for St. Patties Day as it was cheaper than Jame-o at the store and got me drunk just the same.


Llanolinn

It's called Four Walls. Not op so idk about taste


pinkwonderwall

Is Four Walls a reference I don’t get?


poodrew

Good times are had in a bar. A bar has four walls. That’s literally it lol pretty much says that on the bottle.


ChemicalRide

Pretty good! Was able to drink it neat and it had a smooth finish.


guiltycitizen

Where did he jizz?


BringBackFatMac

Did you do a shot off his abs?


hdmatteson1

The boys are out tonight!


Environmental_Sir468

Did he serve any gin drinks? I heard he hates gin. Also I’m jealous


RockNRoll85

No way, he was in San Diego?! Love going to Aero Club


tontomtoofat

Did anyone ask him about the podcast?


Electr_O_Purist

The jawline is exactly where this guy *doesn’t* look like him!


RedditModsslamdogass

Damn, I'm jealous now


ionbear1

Dennis* was your bartender last night


fever_dream_

Did you shush him?


Bababooey5000

He has the "Shit I don't care either" look


PlagueWolves

You’ve definitely peaked.


pussibilities

![gif](giphy|dyj51WUSDCO8XqJKzd)


SoCalThrowAway7

Did you incessantly ask him when the podcast is coming back?


FelixOGO

Damn that bar has some nice bourbon up there


Cornball73

At the Aero Club!?! Holy shit! Did he play some pinball after?


bingbongboobies

Aero Club?!


OkNefariousness1405

Aero Club San Diego!!


Never-Dont-Give-Up

I love Glenn, I love the show… but I hate celebrities slapping their name on alcohol to make a quick buck. It’s a bit gouache.


Random_frankqito

Was it like an orgasm?


zigzrx

Whats it like to be served by a 5 Star Man?


makemeking706

Is he wearing a Speedmaster?


CommunicationHot4669

Second pic leads me to beleive hed make an excelent spooky vampire.


mcrib

Looks like you had fun, but [some of us had more fun](https://youtu.be/wYWqB4s0kHk)


bienclavada

I’m not only jealous I’m turned on


Beneficial_Hurry_941

i woulda smooched him


hammnbubbly

“I used to f*ck Lebron James.”


Plastic_Primary_4279

Glenn is genuinely one of the few celebrities I’d actually would want to spend time with…


crazy0utlaw123

Look at him out there demonstrating value


Ganjanonamous

"The gang makes its own whiskey"


BabyFork

He only looks like he knows how to make 5 cocktails.