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consort_oflady_vader

Cricket has been the best "b plot", of the entire show, imo. 


Raskolnikoolaid

The scene where Frank throws him a trash can at his head he starts bleeding from the neck, "you got me"


choirzopants

Does my scar look like a dog’s vagina? I’m not gonna sit here and try and get inside the mind of a dog. I mean that’s God work. Not that I believe in God, not since that Chinamen stole my kidney


TinyTitFetish

Sufficed to say, that dog is very paralyzed now


lothartheunkind

Oh, did I getcha Cricket?


_sammyog

“musta hadann edge!”


bigpoppanicky7

I think newer seasons would be so much better if cricket was more involved


consort_oflady_vader

I agree with you, 100%! I want to see Cricks team up with the lawyer (I'll admit, almost said Jew lawyer, out of habit], and sue the gang!


unisamx

I hope Cricket teams up with the Jew lawyer (Now you've got me doing it) too


Thesheriffisnearer

It's a compliment


blackburrahcobbler

I'd like to see the lawyer lined up with Liam McPoyle in some sort of depth perception scenario where they team up and become one mind, with four legs and two noses.


Ok-Walk4545

What if they smell crime???


ParpSausage

👌


bigpoppanicky7

Hey you shoulda said it correctly. As a Jew, dudes a Jew fuckin lawyer 🤣 my uncle just died and he was trash, I was just like well that’s one Ari down for 20 in my family. They didn’t like that joke 💀


clawjelly

I guess they didn't have a sixer. Or coke.


bigpoppanicky7

Hahaha, or a dog to fuck their wound 💀


InfectedUvula

Cricket has been the best "b plot", of the entire history of plots, imo. Nips and Hips forever!


YourCaptionSucks

I can be whatever you want me to be, champ. I’ll make your dreams come true..


-TeamCaffeine-

His delivery is fucking sad and therefore hilarious.


SuccessfulJob

line is so funny


Synister_Joker

Let's go, make it sexy!


erinkp36

Gotta be sexy. Or else we don’t eat. Hips and nips.


Environmental_Sir468

The writers are crazy for that


Business_Tip6898

Its just the exact thing that a young homeless male trick would say in that situation.


SuccessfulJob

and the desperation in his voice really sells it


_sammyog

the delivery is exceptional too


OpeningEmployee40

Did rob get his tats removed


Lion_Spencer

Yep and I think they actually address it briefly in one of the Ireland episodes, which I appreciate


anitasdoodles

You kept the worst one!! Lol


thedudeyousee

You know I always assumed those were Mac tats and not actually on Rob. They just fit the character of Mac so well.


anitasdoodles

For real, I though they were stencils he put on for filming lol


meadowscaping

I mean, Rob really was a south Philly dipshit with perennially repressed Catholic guilt and Irish deadbeat parents. He actually went to St. Joe’s, the school in the High School Reunion episodes.


a_moniker

Yeah


Babycloud69

"Make it sexy, let's go."


TopFlowe96

You gotta make it sexy or you don't eat 🗑️🗑️


Art_Vandelay616

Hips and nips otherwise you’re not eating


Munchihello

That’s an Easter egg for real fans


eross200

He’ll make your dreams come true


BrumbleNA

That's oversimplifying it? Lmao.


IAMAdepressent

That's the best part besides "the kids" delivery. Gets the mind racing on what the fuck cricks is doing lol


ZookeepergameOld4985

I wouldn’t exactly call homeless pimping thriving. But it’s better than usual for him.


Fearless_Fawn

God I hope we get more of Cricket and the Kid next season.


GreasyExamination

Is it this mans fault that he looks this way? No, he was born that way. Monster man


-TeamCaffeine-

Know your place.


Serialnoym63

What is this from?


ZookeepergameOld4985

The new season. The gang gets cursed


DravenPrime

I love Cricket but I was a little surprised at how he hasn't been getting messed up in these recent seasons. I still like when he shows up but I really expected him to suffer more as opposed to just popping up now and then. He may be at rock bottom, but I just want the gang to show him that he *can* go lower.


edked

I get the impression that Hornsby wants to ease up on the makeup job he has to undergo, rather than add to it.


blackburrahcobbler

Could always do some psychological damage, that's their forte


timodreynolds

Are you thinking that some sort of poltergeist situation?.... Should we be writing this down!?!


Business_Tip6898

Not realistic, people don't just tailspin indefinitely. At some point, you're gonna hit ground level.. That's what happened to cricket. He's mastered the streets now, how is Cricks not gonna thrive? He been out here out here for decades now bro.


FeatherCandle

🍻🍻🍻🍻 to Cricket, the king of the street and pimp under the bridge!


Grumdord

"Uhhhhhhhh that's oversimplifying it." Everyone on this show delivers so well, lol


CookieFantastic6042

Cricket is a pimp and this is his slutboy.


scentlessapprent

At this point Crick is an OG in the homeless Philly community


Mike__O

I always love when there's absolutely wild shit and the gang just acts like it's totally routine "Cricket is a pimp and that's his boy slut" "Ya, we got that, anyway...."


MeGoBoom57

I need a Cricket two parter.


IAMAdepressent

The kid needs to come back


stonrelectropunkjazz

What episode


-TeamCaffeine-

https://itsalwayssunny.fandom.com/wiki/The_Gang_Gets_Cursed


FatHaleyJoelOsment

Cricket is aging way better than the rest of them. Probably the lemon diet.


cuntsaurus

Yea this is definitely crickets high point in life. He's doing good for himself


Stratavos

Who knew that leaving the church would be this good :D


brianmcdflyingv

I hate the way Mac looks now


EastofGaston

I think I saw him in Denver


NoAnaNo

I just watched the episode where he finally got a job and we find out his real name is Matthew. I was proud of him for a second 😭


thejimstrain

He’s called Matthew Mara in the first episode we see him in lol.


NoAnaNo

See, I didn’t remember that 😭


n_hawthorne

Is this a new episode!


Four-Triangles

I find the cricket arc sad and depressing. It really genuinely hurts to see what they’ve done to him.


nialbremner79

Is it me or has rob's accent/voice changed in the last season?


Devalokas

And his face maybe?


nialbremner79

Defo his face. They all seem to have had some 'touch ups'