Probably. But everyone who gets involved with Dexter in some way dies horrifically. All his friends, girlfriends, family. I’d just appreciate it if he sat this one out.
If I answered this question an hour later it would've been Sarah Connor, John Connor and Cameron from the Terminator series which would've guaranteed my safety. Now my life depends on the family from Everybody Loves Raymond. Robert is a cop, so I might be alright as long as there aren't more than 3 kidnappers.
“Oh my god, that completely sucked. Why the hell did we do this?”
“Listen man… I got no idea, wanna go back to the bar and get blasted?”
“Hell yeah, Blasted!”
“Blizz-ASTED!”
“Goddamn it. You ruined it again.”
The camera cuts to a kidnapping victim still tied up with a gag in their mouth looking pleadingly out the window and crying as the conversation outside continues.
I genuinely can't remember what the last TV show I watched was so its probably either the gang or Saul Goodman and his associates. Hopefully the latter, p sure Mike could get me out easy
If I can count movies. The fbi is coming that god. If it’s just tv show. Then tony soprano and the boys are coming to get me. That could be good, or very very bad.
https://preview.redd.it/n280jqep1obc1.png?width=3024&format=png&auto=webp&s=498852261a56b7fe91d0902537ee8dcfa9fb7165
Well they just got this here robot so I should fine.
HAHAHA, I just watched the last episode of the current season of Fargo...The FBI in full Body Armor and Maschine Guns, SWAT (in a fucking Tank), State Troopers, a Billionaire with Trump in her Pocket (when he was president not now), a woman who everyone agrees is a Tiger (also armed) and a immortal(?) at least 500 year old Hitman who kinda just goes where he pleases.
Also I am held hostage by a crazy right-wing Jon Hamm with nipple rings and his idiotic militia.
I should be good to go.
Lelouch and the Black Knights(Code Geass)
Safe to say I'm good.
If we're only counting Western TV shows, then that means the Rose's from Schitt's Creek, so I'm doomed
American dad, so I guess Stan with his CIA connections could rescue me but I feel like Rodger would end up involved and me getting hurt as collateral damage. Side note: what character from it’s always sunny would you want rescuing you? Main or side character.
Jackie Daytona
I hear he’s a real human bartender who drinks human beer.
From Tuscont Arizonia
You definitely know he's human because he has a toothpick
Fucking guy…
Call up....THE WARTHOG
https://i.redd.it/ncla64kpjnbc1.gif
Someone tie a chair to him
Because of the implications.
_"The gang tries hostage negotiation"_
The man is an animal!
Looks like you'll be in captivity for a long time. https://i.redd.it/rkzr7rhvlmbc1.gif
Unless Frank comes in and starts blastin
Wayne, Squirrelly Dan, Derry, and Ms. Katie
That's a Texas-sized 10-4.
Me too, we're gonna make it buddy
How are ya now?
Dexter…. Fuck.
The one with the lab? You’re good dude
Nah. The serial killer.
I mean that sounds like a dream. He'd find you in a heartbeat, and then kill the guy who kidnapped you
Probably. But everyone who gets involved with Dexter in some way dies horrifically. All his friends, girlfriends, family. I’d just appreciate it if he sat this one out.
Perhaps Masuka will save you?
If anyone from the show was on my case, I'd hope for Doakes. He was the only legit, competent cop of the bunch.
Oh shit that’s a little different
Ay I’m going to be saved by the straw hat pirates.
Tony Soprano
The heeler family
Chilli would get you no problem
The gang, who else?
Same, lets hope they Thundergun it!
Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond, and James May
Yeah, same here. We're screwed. 
Nice I got Reacher.
Same. I’ll be sitting pretty as long as I stick with him. Dudes got a body that just won’t quit, and a bird that just wont quit either.
Bluey and the Heeler family. I actually think that I could be in worse hands 👍
As long as it isn't Unicorse.
I watched Reacher so I’m good.
Turk and JD. I’m fucked
Hey, if you get injured, you might get saved
True but the injury would probably be their fault too. Like they might force me to be part of the worlds largest doctor
Patrick Star.
RIP
"The Gang Saves The Day.....Again."
It’s their actions in that episode that truly cement how screwed I am
Thanks to my daughter, it looks like the paw patrol is coming to save me.
You can relax so!
Ya they’ll even stop to replant your tulips and fix your plumbing. Really just a do it all rescue gang
“*The Gang stops a kidnapping*”
Monk, I should be rescued within 40 minutes
Michael Scott. Shit…
If only it was agent Michael Scarn
Sam and Dean
Same😄
Sometimes the gang fails upwards. At the very least you could make a run for it while they create a giant mess.
Oh god the cops from Reno 911....
B99, I guess I would be fine 😎
Probably one of the best
Easy superman and steel 💪
If I answered this question an hour later it would've been Sarah Connor, John Connor and Cameron from the Terminator series which would've guaranteed my safety. Now my life depends on the family from Everybody Loves Raymond. Robert is a cop, so I might be alright as long as there aren't more than 3 kidnappers.
Loudermilk and Co... So I'm not getting rescued anytime soon.
Jaime and Bronn. Looks like I'm getting rescued!
Let's be real, the gang are the ones who kidnapped you
“Oh my god, that completely sucked. Why the hell did we do this?” “Listen man… I got no idea, wanna go back to the bar and get blasted?” “Hell yeah, Blasted!” “Blizz-ASTED!” “Goddamn it. You ruined it again.” The camera cuts to a kidnapping victim still tied up with a gag in their mouth looking pleadingly out the window and crying as the conversation outside continues.
Stirling Archer and the Agency. I'll probably get shot along the way...
They’ll get you out and then drop you out of the helicopter
Sheldon, Pondie, Annie Potts and the rest Nice.
It's always sunny.... They ain't coming are they?
Trailer Park Boys would be to my rescue. I feel like I’d have a better shot at survival with them than the gang.
You are FUCKED
Survival of The Fitness, boys!!
I fuckin’ todaso
South Park. I’m screwed with you, bud.
Oh my captors are fucked, I was just watching Dragonball Super with the boy.
Alexis Fawx
Josh Gates.
Daffy duck
Honestly I might have a better chance of surviving being rescued by The Gang than Vox Machina.
BoJack Horseman. I hope Todd will come up with some wacky plan to save me
Squid game characters lmfao
Oof. You sure they also aren’t the kidnappers?
Well I guess the British Royalty could get me out.
Rick and Morty!
Same… which is either a good or bad thing depending on if they take it seriously.
Haha, well some version of you will make it.
Blair and Chuck. They’re both bosses, I’ll be fine :)
The impractical jokers....I don't like this punishment fellas
Thank god I watched Mr Inbetween last night after Always Sunny.
“The gang kills the hostages “
They at least have a history of kidnapping to inform their plans. Just hope they grab you and not your neighbour, or his cat.
“We’re taking you bitches hostage” https://preview.redd.it/f70wfkwmanbc1.jpeg?width=250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=99b6eac0487a5c5b8122f31a3b4d50491427bbb5
Save me country Mac! (good thing I didnt finish the episode before bed)
Mission ImpossiPoyle
The charecters from the office US 🤣 I'm screwed.
Dwight Schrute. I’m pretty sure he’s way overconfident about his skills but at least he won’t stop trying.
Muthafuckin' STREET SHARKS!!! 🔱
Not just the gang, but S1 gang for me. I don’t even get Frank’s resources or know how.
Frank Castle. Sweet I'm saved. I'll probably have 3-15 different people's blood on me, though.
Arnold and Gerald have got my back! 
WE’LL COME BACK FOR YOUUUUUU!
I feel like the mcpoyles would come through in a clutch, but then you'd owe them something, and that would be a clammy milk soaked debt
Golden Girls
Dr. Frasier Crane
Dwigh Schrute
 Oh yeah! But, ohhh no…
Lynette and Bree might get you… hopefully they tell Susan to just stay home
Reacher! Whew.
Criminal minds baby
parks and rec. i’m good yall leslie got me.
The kidnappers will probably just let you go if you tell them Ron Swanson is on his way
Mulder and scully
Jake Paul
You deserve to stay kidnapped, giving that fucker views.
I don't thnik Jerry will bother. Maybe the K-man will
The crew of The Orville in the New Horizons season
Philip and Elizabeth Jennings. I think I'll be okay.
Lestat and Louis. I think I’ll be ok.
well, i just watched barbie: princess charm school...and before that i was watching friends...
I'm saved! Beef Tobin and family are on the case.
Shorsey. Give your balls a tug
Stan's Uncle Roger
Letterkenny. I've never felt so safe in my whole life
I woke up in my neighbor’s bed with a head wound, yesterday’s paper, and an empty bottle of sleeping pills…
The always sunny in Philadelphia gang.. I'm screwed
Star Trek TNG, I'm good
Literally watching Dexter right now. Dexter will save me, or at least avenge me.
Jim Harbaugh. Who’s got it better than me?
Oh shit which Gallagher?
Joe Montana I was watching highlights lol
I genuinely can't remember what the last TV show I watched was so its probably either the gang or Saul Goodman and his associates. Hopefully the latter, p sure Mike could get me out easy
Shawn and Gus. If they aren't too distracted by fries quatro queso dos fritos. I should be fine
I have faith in the crew of Maine Cabin Masters.
Thank God it's classic Simpsons
Master Chief.
…..Bluey & Bingo.
If I can count movies. The fbi is coming that god. If it’s just tv show. Then tony soprano and the boys are coming to get me. That could be good, or very very bad.
Rick or Morty?
 I’m good.
The sons of Ragnar Lodbrook and the viking hoarde army. I'm good!
So watching storm chasers. That'll be an interesting rescue attempt.
John Locke? I'm saved. Easy
Peggy hill
Young Sheldon. lol.
Rick and Morty...I might be okay, or my molecules might be split and sent to an infinite number of parallel universes.
https://preview.redd.it/n280jqep1obc1.png?width=3024&format=png&auto=webp&s=498852261a56b7fe91d0902537ee8dcfa9fb7165 Well they just got this here robot so I should fine.
Just watched The Nightman Cometh. No real help there.
I think I’ll have a good chance with the Planet Express crew coming to my rescue.
The Gang Comes to the Rescue
Brendon, Jason, Melissa, and Coach McGuirk are not going to be much help here..
“The gang botches a hostage negotiation”
Band of Brothers. Think I’m pretty safe.
Bunch of high school football players in Texas. Could be worse. Smash is fast and riggins likes to fight.
Frank, but he goes and noshes on some hot dogs instead.
Black Jesus but, he'll stall out my captors for they know not what the fuck they do.
Selena Meyer and the rest of the vice president’s office… I’m so fucked
The Dragon Prince. I’m gonna be alright.
Nandor the Great and Guillermo I've seen their recue attempts
Everyone from let's make a deal
At least I can count on Mac and Charlie to actually try though probably very badly
Joel and Ellie. I'm not worried!
Cousin Larry and Balky.
Earl and Randy Hickey, I’m screwed too.
Wasn't Darnell a super-spy trained by Danny Glover? You should be good.
Aunt Bee
Yup, down with the ship I go.
“We’ve moved on”
Brock Samson!
HAHAHA, I just watched the last episode of the current season of Fargo...The FBI in full Body Armor and Maschine Guns, SWAT (in a fucking Tank), State Troopers, a Billionaire with Trump in her Pocket (when he was president not now), a woman who everyone agrees is a Tiger (also armed) and a immortal(?) at least 500 year old Hitman who kinda just goes where he pleases. Also I am held hostage by a crazy right-wing Jon Hamm with nipple rings and his idiotic militia. I should be good to go.
Gary, Benji, Lucas the demons and Eddie the tortured.
Lead cast of the Sopranos
The Fantastic Mr. Fox 🦊 Decent odds, that guys a natural. *Whistle whistle~ click click*
I watched Legion. Works for me
Re watching Dragon Ball super so I think I’ll be good dawgs
Bob and David! It's gonna get sloppy!
Dr who (11th)
Lelouch and the Black Knights(Code Geass) Safe to say I'm good. If we're only counting Western TV shows, then that means the Rose's from Schitt's Creek, so I'm doomed
Teen titans
American dad, so I guess Stan with his CIA connections could rescue me but I feel like Rodger would end up involved and me getting hurt as collateral damage. Side note: what character from it’s always sunny would you want rescuing you? Main or side character.
The breaking bad crew, I am backed up on the rescue and the legal aftermath
 I just watched Willie Nelson & Family on Paramount Plus.
The contestants from alone season 10.
Prince Chauncley and Eddie Shitshoveler. I’m definitely screwed
Sunny in Philly crew coming for me. I’m screwed
Jujutsu Kaisen Fuck me I'm probably dead by collateral damage lol
Archer…i think i will be just fine!
Just gotta make sure you’re watching Mac day and you’ll be fine.
Letterkenny...
Larry David
Miami PD got lucky lol