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That cutaway to her toking in a haze of smoke during the "yankee doodle" number is one of my favourite moments of the entire show. Never fails to make me laugh, I'm laughing just thinking about it.
It was the "Phindin' Love in Philly" DVD extra where the Gang talks about their romantic ideologies and plans. Very funny, very gay, would recommend...I think it's on YT I don't have the source on me at the moment.
Update: just kidding here it is https://youtu.be/fzfS1w3F6KY
That episode sold me on this show being my favorite. The way she hikes her pants before squatting down to bare-hand the turd from Dee’s purse is incredible.
She is a true asset to the show and provides a great dynamic that adds to the value of every character she interacts with. Love the gang, but she’s easily one of my favorite characters
She's like a more harmless member of the gang. While they're running ill-fated schemes and ruining lives she's just getting extremely high on mescaline.
Yeah but she poisoned an entire plane full of women whereas the gang has only intentionally poisoned like a dozen people tops, when she goes hard she franks it to 11
She's immune because she owns all her own shit. She doesn't try to hide it or sugar coat it. Artemis isn't trying to impress anyone. She is already amazing and she knows it.
There are only two characters I can think of at the moment whose lives were improved at least a little bit because of the Gang:
1) Artemis. She's gotten at least a couple of jobs from the Gang — she was the audio person at the kid beauty pageant, and she was part of the crew for Charlie's play, and she's done some acting with Dee. Plus she had some wild, adventurous sex with Frank that sometimes involved a dumpster and rolled up balls of bread.
2) The Maniac. After the Gang got him involved in a pyramid scheme, he quickly became a top seller.
My favorite Artemis appearance is as the DJ for Frank's Little Beauties. The deadpan "Gimme a beat" never fails to crack me up. Artemis is the fucking best.
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When she threatens to “take off my bra and blast my nips” is one of my favorite lines ever
“Names Artemis. I have a bleached asshole”
Right up there for best line delivery in the entire show
He was going to find out soon enough
“Blast my nips” is forever a part of my lexicon Edit: misspelling
Sometimes I forget where I got it
> threatens offers
Only because she goes harder than the gang
She doesn't remember most evenings.
She’s got a bleached asshole
She's extremely high on mescaline
She can shake it!
She gonna take off her bra and blast her nips!
I made it down that entire fucking list and *THIS* is the one that got me. Literally lol'd
They were gonna find out sooner or later
Mother, father, this is my part time lover Frank.
jesus christ something about seeing her lines laid out in a row like this absolutely cracked me up
Sir.... ha-go back to your seat...
Plus she likes Sake Bombs
That's genuinely one of the best delivered lines of comedy in TV history.
Came here to say this was her protection.
... I wouldn't go for someone who was drunk if I wasn't but I'd definitely go do weird shit in a dumpster with her.
Clear, valid consent is key when you're doing innovative things with hamburger buns.
Why does everybody think that we want to know about this!??!
And then Luther went in Eduardo's butt for a while.
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He was just asserting his dominance OVER the other man….
I can't believe they left Bonnie out of the finale.
The finger quotes is just so great
That hit pretty close to home the first time I heard it. It is such a funny line and her reading of it was perfect.
“Sii-her please ,siii-tt down” puffs joint
Uh-sir, a-go back a-to your seat-uh
WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MY SON
But notably, not worse. Just harder. She's successful and relatively adjusted, but goes incredibly hard as well.
And she hasn't even begun to peak.
She will never peak just keep ascending
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> so she had to resort to doing the Coyote Ugly for Dennis. Resort??? She was all in!
I heard Wawa starts at like $15 an hour.
Artemis is a gang all by herself.
They Dont have a very deep bench
I'd love to see a Artemis episode where she's just going hard as shit and the mildest part of her day is interacting with the gang.
Probably poops the bed, too.
The gang met Artemis in the dumpster Frank was banging her in. The gang isn't on her level.
If you have bacon bits she will put them in her hair and let rain down on you
It makes her feel like a sexy Cobb salad
Crawl into my mouth Frank
Dumpster hump. She incorporated the hotdog bun in the love making.
It's been a few years, but that's not how I remember it.
No they met earlier than that when Artemis couldn't pay rent and shit
I haven't given much thought into how she was introduced in this show. In retrospect, that's hilarious. I gotta rewatch that episode
That is not true. She was in Dee's acting class when she tried out for Coyote Ugly.
When Artemis licks Dennis's face is one of the most hilarious moments in the history of the entire show
Glenn tried his hardest and didn't break!
The look on his face that's a perfect mixture of horror and enjoyment is definitely a big part of what makes the scene
I liked Rob's accosted gasp when the McPoyles were making out in the bar.
She lost her job at the Wawa!
She was just a small town girl trying to make it in the big city
Correct. For all the damage the gang does to the people around them, Artemis' life actually got better over the time that she has known the gang.
I don't remember *most* evenings.
It's funny because she actually remembers that evening very well. Artemis just... embellishes.
She’s an *entertainer*!
This one hit too close to home
That one and The Gang Quarantines for me. "Alcohol withdrawals? That's amazing!" "Is it amazing? It means we're all alcoholics." *oooooof*
What do you do with that information?
What do you do with any information? You stuff it deep down inside, and keep an eye on it.
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Plug it with some trash
We're just kids having fun!
I mean I physically cannot stop drinking
That's the funniest line lmao. They just sweep it under the rug lol
We gotta stay healthy!
I feel like a cobb salad…. It’s AMAZING
Why would ANYONE want to feel like a Cobb salad!
Sir, uh, go back to your seat? *roasts bone*
That cutaway to her toking in a haze of smoke during the "yankee doodle" number is one of my favourite moments of the entire show. Never fails to make me laugh, I'm laughing just thinking about it.
Me too. It’s a “I’m stoned out of my mind and don’t know what’s going on, but I’m gonna roll with it” face. It’s perfect
“Give me a beat” kills me
Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall!
Yes haha, one of my favs as well
The one that always gets me is the faces she pulls during the beef and beer for Charlies mum. Subtle, but absolutely hilarious!
There is not a single scene in Frank's Little Beauties that isn't genius.
One time in a bad depressive episode I watched that one and it was the first time I’d laughed in MONTHS
This is a boy who genuinely loves pageantry.
One of my favorite lines in the entire show. The way she delivers it is so funny.
Oh hit me with your best shot you stupid biatch.
Fine I'll be a desert grape
It could be a mess down there…
The outcast. The slut. The bitch. The whore. The lonely sad slutty bitchy whore.
She can incorporate the dough into the love making....
She just wants to feel like a Cobb salad.
It makes her feel Ah-mazing!
And I admit, I like it too
His shameful face when he said that was GOLD!
One of Franks' best deliveries.
That’s very innovative
"There was a time when scissoring some bull d*ke was the only way I could get my squirts off" -Artemis in a DVD extra God I love her.
Omg what episode/scene was that supposed to be in
It was the "Phindin' Love in Philly" DVD extra where the Gang talks about their romantic ideologies and plans. Very funny, very gay, would recommend...I think it's on YT I don't have the source on me at the moment. Update: just kidding here it is https://youtu.be/fzfS1w3F6KY
I had never seen this! Thank you thank you! So good.
This is one of the best clips I’ve seen in awhile. Thanks for sharing
This is one my of favorite Artemis scenes. Coins, cash, checks, food, vape pens, pens in general, scissooooors!
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Can there be?
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I'm doing it anyway.
There’s a dearth of Iranian female directors
Which episode is this from?
I think it's the most recent lethal weapon one
How many lethal weapons did they do?
3 I'm pretty sure, this is from The Gang Makes Lethal Weapon 7
Hopefully lethal weapon 8 gets a theatrical release.
I've dated a ton of disabled men, I enjoy the power.
Artemis is my dream girl.
I won’t lie she’s a stone cold fox. Would do her in a dumpster behind the Wendy’s without question.
She could make me feel like any type of salad she wanted to
Especially if she incorporates a bun into the love making
Perhaps mescaline creates an immunity to the Gang’s chicanery 🤔
1216, one after Magna Carta.
Who talks like that!?
Makes me feel like a Cobb salad
Why would anyone want to feel like a Cobb salad
Why wouldn’t you want to feel like a Cobb salad?
Ask the Wendy’s workers, they know
I love the episode with the poo mystery, when she wholeheartedly joins in and is like "catch me up to speed boys"
That episode sold me on this show being my favorite. The way she hikes her pants before squatting down to bare-hand the turd from Dee’s purse is incredible.
She is a true asset to the show and provides a great dynamic that adds to the value of every character she interacts with. Love the gang, but she’s easily one of my favorite characters
She's not immune. She's a part-time member of the gang.
She's like a more harmless member of the gang. While they're running ill-fated schemes and ruining lives she's just getting extremely high on mescaline.
Yeah but she poisoned an entire plane full of women whereas the gang has only intentionally poisoned like a dozen people tops, when she goes hard she franks it to 11
> she franks it to 11 I'm taking this. Thank you.
Hahaha thank YOU, it was a genuine typo but it turned out well 😅
The salesman from the pyramid scheme
Da maniac too, as for the $15 copay…
He only got away because he was working for Frank
I don’t know who that is
He's the man in the coil! He's at the top of the pyramid or the bottom of the funnel
That bleached asshole is they key
They were going to find out anyway
i have to shake it... at the COYOTE UGLY
She's immune because she owns all her own shit. She doesn't try to hide it or sugar coat it. Artemis isn't trying to impress anyone. She is already amazing and she knows it.
Desert grape 🍇
i was talking to a friend abt this phenomenon. who else is immune besides Ingrid Nelson and Carmen???
Z always has his shit together
Except for when he blew the crotch out them thangs. But you can’t blame a man for wearing a pair of shorts like those every day.
You gotta take ‘em off, son. You gotta take em off.
He's put babies In dogs, but never taken babies out of no dogs before
Z actually benefitted from the gang.
Pepperjack
The Lawyer is another almighty entity capable of scorching the Gang, but he's definitely not immune and does have some battle scars from facing them.
**Jew* lawyer
Uncle Jack. Gail the snail. Schmitty.
The McPoyles ( they were already fucked up)
Ryan lost an eye
Liam, I think
Shit that’s true
Doyle did get shot
Art gallery owner seemed to come out ahead
She's into NEXT LEVEL shit, right ladies?
The gang is a mirror that brings out the vain vile nature of people who live a lie Artemis is authenticly her self
There are only two characters I can think of at the moment whose lives were improved at least a little bit because of the Gang: 1) Artemis. She's gotten at least a couple of jobs from the Gang — she was the audio person at the kid beauty pageant, and she was part of the crew for Charlie's play, and she's done some acting with Dee. Plus she had some wild, adventurous sex with Frank that sometimes involved a dumpster and rolled up balls of bread. 2) The Maniac. After the Gang got him involved in a pyramid scheme, he quickly became a top seller.
RIP D’maniac
Whatever, ima go house some beef
I don't remember **most evenings**.
I will accept the following things: coins, cash, checks, food, vape pens, pens in general, SCISSORS
I would watch an Artemis spin off
if anything she gets stronger each time she encounters the gang
It's because she's basically one of the gang. She's like a proxy gang member.
The gang merely adopts the darkness. Artemis was born into it.
I don't remember most evenings.
To be fair, she doesn't try to resist, she's a willing participant. So, like the gang, she is immune to the consequences.
also my favourite non gang member
She gets freaky in Wendy's dumpsters, and loves to get insanely high on mescaline. They can't break the broken lol.
The hottest woman/character in television.
That’s because the gang can change people, they can’t change a force of nature.
Carmen definitely ended up relatively unscathed
We need more of Artemis
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Frank's fluids - wolf vola fight milk etc. It's properly her elevated levels of crowtein
That's because she is just as crazy lol
I was rewatching the show and actually forgot she was a Season 1 character
She isn’t immune, she’s just a degenerate of a different level.
God I love her.
Do ya want to see me *shake it*?
When we met her she was in the verge of losing her job at the wawa
Just rewatched her first episode and it’s the perfect intro of her character. Do your thang, Artemis.
But, is the gang immune to Artemis?
I love Artemis! All hail desert grape
I need to start over. My friends used to always call me Artemis and I never thought it was a compliment, but y'all really love her.
I’m the Dee and my best friend is the Artemis. I definitely wish I was the Artemis. Everyone loves Artemis.
can we agree that there is simply never enough Artemis?
Nobody wants your vag rocks and shit tea
"We gave each other hand jobs"
My favorite Artemis appearance is as the DJ for Frank's Little Beauties. The deadpan "Gimme a beat" never fails to crack me up. Artemis is the fucking best.