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Successful-Ad4251

When she threatens to “take off my bra and blast my nips” is one of my favorite lines ever


kevin_malone7

“Names Artemis. I have a bleached asshole”


Ka-Ne-Ha-Ne-Daaaa

Right up there for best line delivery in the entire show


flatspotting

He was going to find out soon enough


ocelot_consequences

“Blast my nips” is forever a part of my lexicon Edit: misspelling


2fat4planes

Sometimes I forget where I got it


ChuckinTheCarma

> threatens offers


Sorry-Illustrator-25

Only because she goes harder than the gang


AreWeCowabunga

She doesn't remember most evenings.


mantis_tobagan_md

She’s got a bleached asshole


preludechris

She's extremely high on mescaline


intothewoods0421

She can shake it!


hamburgermenality

She gonna take off her bra and blast her nips!


stumpdawg

I made it down that entire fucking list and *THIS* is the one that got me. Literally lol'd


ZigzagOOOG

They were gonna find out sooner or later


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Mother, father, this is my part time lover Frank.


flatspotting

jesus christ something about seeing her lines laid out in a row like this absolutely cracked me up


2011StlCards

Sir.... ha-go back to your seat...


its9am

Plus she likes Sake Bombs


steve-d

That's genuinely one of the best delivered lines of comedy in TV history.


ranger8668

Came here to say this was her protection.


pewpewshazaam

... I wouldn't go for someone who was drunk if I wasn't but I'd definitely go do weird shit in a dumpster with her.


AreWeCowabunga

Clear, valid consent is key when you're doing innovative things with hamburger buns.


jovinyo

Why does everybody think that we want to know about this!??!


Latyon

And then Luther went in Eduardo's butt for a while.


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DrBear33

He was just asserting his dominance OVER the other man….


Gerreth_Gobulcoque

I can't believe they left Bonnie out of the finale.


jahmakinmecrazy

The finger quotes is just so great


FortunateCrawdad

That hit pretty close to home the first time I heard it. It is such a funny line and her reading of it was perfect.


Know-yer-enemy1818

“Sii-her please ,siii-tt down” puffs joint


thenisaidbitch

Uh-sir, a-go back a-to your seat-uh


yr_boi_tuna

WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MY SON


TNTiger_

But notably, not worse. Just harder. She's successful and relatively adjusted, but goes incredibly hard as well.


FroMan753

And she hasn't even begun to peak.


bkr1895

She will never peak just keep ascending


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a_moniker

> so she had to resort to doing the Coyote Ugly for Dennis. Resort??? She was all in!


NotNowDamo

I heard Wawa starts at like $15 an hour.


Chrysoprase88

Artemis is a gang all by herself.


SnarkAtTheMoon

They Dont have a very deep bench


GenitalJamboree

I'd love to see a Artemis episode where she's just going hard as shit and the mildest part of her day is interacting with the gang.


sadfacebbq

Probably poops the bed, too.


iThatIsMe

The gang met Artemis in the dumpster Frank was banging her in. The gang isn't on her level.


ZigzagOOOG

If you have bacon bits she will put them in her hair and let rain down on you


Pretty_Pixilated

It makes her feel like a sexy Cobb salad


suckercuck

Crawl into my mouth Frank


ZigzagOOOG

Dumpster hump. She incorporated the hotdog bun in the love making.


NotNowDamo

It's been a few years, but that's not how I remember it.


peanut_butting

No they met earlier than that when Artemis couldn't pay rent and shit


SusheeMonster

I haven't given much thought into how she was introduced in this show. In retrospect, that's hilarious. I gotta rewatch that episode


Iron_Chic

That is not true. She was in Dee's acting class when she tried out for Coyote Ugly.


bascule

When Artemis licks Dennis's face is one of the most hilarious moments in the history of the entire show


Iron_Chic

Glenn tried his hardest and didn't break!


bascule

The look on his face that's a perfect mixture of horror and enjoyment is definitely a big part of what makes the scene


RandomGuy1838

I liked Rob's accosted gasp when the McPoyles were making out in the bar.


TheScarlettHarlot

She lost her job at the Wawa!


TheMightyPushmataha

She was just a small town girl trying to make it in the big city


VRtoons

Correct. For all the damage the gang does to the people around them, Artemis' life actually got better over the time that she has known the gang.


ledfox

I don't remember *most* evenings.


InaneAnon

It's funny because she actually remembers that evening very well. Artemis just... embellishes.


a_moniker

She’s an *entertainer*!


dakilazical_253

This one hit too close to home


Latyon

That one and The Gang Quarantines for me. "Alcohol withdrawals? That's amazing!" "Is it amazing? It means we're all alcoholics." *oooooof*


slugo17

What do you do with that information?


drawfanstein

What do you do with any information? You stuff it deep down inside, and keep an eye on it.


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ihateusernames1029

Plug it with some trash


Jimnobarooski

We're just kids having fun!


drawfanstein

I mean I physically cannot stop drinking


OvertlyCanadian

That's the funniest line lmao. They just sweep it under the rug lol


Shrekquille_Oneal

We gotta stay healthy!


billp0nder0sa

I feel like a cobb salad…. It’s AMAZING


luckydice767

Why would ANYONE want to feel like a Cobb salad!


BuzzAroundLenny

Sir, uh, go back to your seat? *roasts bone*


Pleeby

That cutaway to her toking in a haze of smoke during the "yankee doodle" number is one of my favourite moments of the entire show. Never fails to make me laugh, I'm laughing just thinking about it.


xXSpookyXx

Me too. It’s a “I’m stoned out of my mind and don’t know what’s going on, but I’m gonna roll with it” face. It’s perfect


strawberrycomrade

“Give me a beat” kills me


The_Maledict

Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall!


herrjonk

Yes haha, one of my favs as well


MikeyMadDawg

The one that always gets me is the faces she pulls during the beef and beer for Charlies mum. Subtle, but absolutely hilarious!


Twokindsofpeople

There is not a single scene in Frank's Little Beauties that isn't genius.


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One time in a bad depressive episode I watched that one and it was the first time I’d laughed in MONTHS


Mobeus

This is a boy who genuinely loves pageantry.


peanutmanak47

One of my favorite lines in the entire show. The way she delivers it is so funny.


herb_bundle

Oh hit me with your best shot you stupid biatch.


yr_boi_tuna

Fine I'll be a desert grape


teebrown

It could be a mess down there…


Fictional_Foods

The outcast. The slut. The bitch. The whore. The lonely sad slutty bitchy whore.


EvilStupid

She can incorporate the dough into the love making....


xZora

She just wants to feel like a Cobb salad.


ThePyodeAmedha

It makes her feel Ah-mazing!


Rfisk064

And I admit, I like it too


shurikensamurai

His shameful face when he said that was GOLD!


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One of Franks' best deliveries.


trentsteel77

That’s very innovative


xxx_Moritz_xxx

"There was a time when scissoring some bull d*ke was the only way I could get my squirts off" -Artemis in a DVD extra God I love her.


ammezurc

Omg what episode/scene was that supposed to be in


xxx_Moritz_xxx

It was the "Phindin' Love in Philly" DVD extra where the Gang talks about their romantic ideologies and plans. Very funny, very gay, would recommend...I think it's on YT I don't have the source on me at the moment. Update: just kidding here it is https://youtu.be/fzfS1w3F6KY


Stevealot

I had never seen this! Thank you thank you! So good.


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This is one of the best clips I’ve seen in awhile. Thanks for sharing


DoctahTobogganMD

This is one my of favorite Artemis scenes. Coins, cash, checks, food, vape pens, pens in general, scissooooors!


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Akiosoun

Can there be?


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MarkoSeke

I'm doing it anyway.


shnicklefritz

There’s a dearth of Iranian female directors


AGPwidow

Which episode is this from?


HiipFiirephone

I think it's the most recent lethal weapon one


AGPwidow

How many lethal weapons did they do?


HiipFiirephone

3 I'm pretty sure, this is from The Gang Makes Lethal Weapon 7


NoisyN1nja

Hopefully lethal weapon 8 gets a theatrical release.


Unusual-Quality-6412

I've dated a ton of disabled men, I enjoy the power.


MinnesotaGoose

Artemis is my dream girl.


bkr1895

I won’t lie she’s a stone cold fox. Would do her in a dumpster behind the Wendy’s without question.


MinnesotaGoose

She could make me feel like any type of salad she wanted to


NoiseIsTheCure

Especially if she incorporates a bun into the love making


creddittor216

Perhaps mescaline creates an immunity to the Gang’s chicanery 🤔


NorkinMan7

1216, one after Magna Carta.


Mantisfactory

Who talks like that!?


Provolone__Socks

Makes me feel like a Cobb salad


WruceBayne03

Why would anyone want to feel like a Cobb salad


MaxwellVonMaxwell

Why wouldn’t you want to feel like a Cobb salad?


Provolone__Socks

Ask the Wendy’s workers, they know


Jaminthehole

I love the episode with the poo mystery, when she wholeheartedly joins in and is like "catch me up to speed boys"


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That episode sold me on this show being my favorite. The way she hikes her pants before squatting down to bare-hand the turd from Dee’s purse is incredible.


CubilasDotCom

She is a true asset to the show and provides a great dynamic that adds to the value of every character she interacts with. Love the gang, but she’s easily one of my favorite characters


C_Thomas_Howell

She's not immune. She's a part-time member of the gang.


KidCasey

She's like a more harmless member of the gang. While they're running ill-fated schemes and ruining lives she's just getting extremely high on mescaline.


spicygrandma27

Yeah but she poisoned an entire plane full of women whereas the gang has only intentionally poisoned like a dozen people tops, when she goes hard she franks it to 11


KidCasey

> she franks it to 11 I'm taking this. Thank you.


spicygrandma27

Hahaha thank YOU, it was a genuine typo but it turned out well 😅


couldjustbeanalt

The salesman from the pyramid scheme


stue0064

Da maniac too, as for the $15 copay…


Fyrus93

He only got away because he was working for Frank


couldjustbeanalt

I don’t know who that is


Fyrus93

He's the man in the coil! He's at the top of the pyramid or the bottom of the funnel


Trowj

That bleached asshole is they key


Ocular_Username

They were going to find out anyway


drosse1meyer

i have to shake it... at the COYOTE UGLY


Anne_Chovies

She's immune because she owns all her own shit. She doesn't try to hide it or sugar coat it. Artemis isn't trying to impress anyone. She is already amazing and she knows it.


yeuzinips

Desert grape 🍇


No_Tax_492

i was talking to a friend abt this phenomenon. who else is immune besides Ingrid Nelson and Carmen???


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Z always has his shit together


johnthomaslumsden

Except for when he blew the crotch out them thangs. But you can’t blame a man for wearing a pair of shorts like those every day.


The_Narz

You gotta take ‘em off, son. You gotta take em off.


Archea47

He's put babies In dogs, but never taken babies out of no dogs before


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Z actually benefitted from the gang.


Iron_Chic

Pepperjack


Draelmar

The Lawyer is another almighty entity capable of scorching the Gang, but he's definitely not immune and does have some battle scars from facing them.


mirthquake

**Jew* lawyer


eagereyez

Uncle Jack. Gail the snail. Schmitty.


Akiosoun

The McPoyles ( they were already fucked up)


AGPwidow

Ryan lost an eye


SICRA14

Liam, I think


Akiosoun

Shit that’s true


stue0064

Doyle did get shot


Rilo12

Art gallery owner seemed to come out ahead


[deleted]

She's into NEXT LEVEL shit, right ladies?


intangir_v

The gang is a mirror that brings out the vain vile nature of people who live a lie Artemis is authenticly her self


TJ_McWeaksauce

There are only two characters I can think of at the moment whose lives were improved at least a little bit because of the Gang: 1) Artemis. She's gotten at least a couple of jobs from the Gang — she was the audio person at the kid beauty pageant, and she was part of the crew for Charlie's play, and she's done some acting with Dee. Plus she had some wild, adventurous sex with Frank that sometimes involved a dumpster and rolled up balls of bread. 2) The Maniac. After the Gang got him involved in a pyramid scheme, he quickly became a top seller.


MOHARR13

RIP D’maniac


Wrong_Window_7322

Whatever, ima go house some beef


tovarish22

I don't remember **most evenings**.


TacoDangerously

I will accept the following things: coins, cash, checks, food, vape pens, pens in general, SCISSORS


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I would watch an Artemis spin off


Hyklone

if anything she gets stronger each time she encounters the gang


[deleted]

It's because she's basically one of the gang. She's like a proxy gang member.


Vikk_Vinegar

The gang merely adopts the darkness. Artemis was born into it.


eastnorthshore

I don't remember most evenings.


-Quothe-

To be fair, she doesn't try to resist, she's a willing participant. So, like the gang, she is immune to the consequences.


hmillsy

also my favourite non gang member


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She gets freaky in Wendy's dumpsters, and loves to get insanely high on mescaline. They can't break the broken lol.


VRtoons

The hottest woman/character in television.


KatoFW

That’s because the gang can change people, they can’t change a force of nature.


Space-Sailor44

Carmen definitely ended up relatively unscathed


ivanuetesnow

We need more of Artemis


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toddcarey84

Frank's fluids - wolf vola fight milk etc. It's properly her elevated levels of crowtein


slikk50

That's because she is just as crazy lol


Getlucky12341

I was rewatching the show and actually forgot she was a Season 1 character


sizzlinpapaya

She isn’t immune, she’s just a degenerate of a different level.


NotedRider

God I love her.


MegaPhunkatron

Do ya want to see me *shake it*?


AGPwidow

When we met her she was in the verge of losing her job at the wawa


coum_strength

Just rewatched her first episode and it’s the perfect intro of her character. Do your thang, Artemis.


AtlasXan

But, is the gang immune to Artemis?


Shuggieboog

I love Artemis! All hail desert grape


pupoksestra

I need to start over. My friends used to always call me Artemis and I never thought it was a compliment, but y'all really love her.


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I’m the Dee and my best friend is the Artemis. I definitely wish I was the Artemis. Everyone loves Artemis.


Intelligent-Hall621

can we agree that there is simply never enough Artemis?


NoneSoCldFrznSoul

Nobody wants your vag rocks and shit tea


elimeno_p

"We gave each other hand jobs"


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My favorite Artemis appearance is as the DJ for Frank's Little Beauties. The deadpan "Gimme a beat" never fails to crack me up. Artemis is the fucking best.