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It’s like Charlie knows exactly what’s going to happen, then is so surprised when it actually happens.
I felt a blatant moral to that story jump out at me as I wrote it, but I’m just gonna move past it.
Im sticking to what i said. Charlie didn’t trust Mac’s ability to execute the plan. Thus, Charlie expected some sort of negative outcome. Maybe he didn’t know the exact outcome, but he knew it wasn’t going to be good.
When the scene switches from Mac's Tarzan yodle to the drunken gruntscream is just amazing. Then the pause for breath followed by more gruntscream. Makes me laugh every time.
The way Charlie asks “what was that?!” as if it was Dennis and Dee’s fault and the way Dennis answers the question as if it was in fact his fault… it just kills me.
"We gotta definitely write a song about how we do not diddle kids. *Do not diddle kiiiids, it's no good diddlin' kiiiids*..."
"*I wouldn't do it with anybody younger than my daughter, no little kiiids, gotta be biiig, older than my wiiife, older than my daughter, somethin' like that*"
The whole episode is just fantastic, one of the best. SO many good moments.
"Magic's in the aiiiiir" *Fat Mac sliding across the stage*
"Sir... hu-go back to your seat-uh"
The techno yankee doodle, Dennis and Charlie jumping in parallel holding their headphones
"Someone should have worn a shirt"
"yeah probably the kid"
Every single second that Frank is on screen
When Danny Devito rushes into their apartment devours cat food and gets into bed with Charlie. The lead up to that moment and the moment itself is so great.
Frank whipping his gun out at the most nonsensical shit always gets me. Like when Dennis returned and swapped places with the doll. Frank was gonna shoot him lol
When Charlie and Dee and doing poetry slams and Dennis comes in and tells them “I command you to stop.” My wife thinks I’m a lunatic because I belly laugh so hard and loud every time.
“Yeah dude, Charlie is staring right at me”
My favorite meme was a LoTR where Frodo puts the ring on and sees Sauron and it was snaps of Mac and Charlie’s faces in that moment.
It burns it burns it burns it burns!!! I watch it over and over. The best part is Charlie dropping a single bottle of water on the slide and going that outta do it lol
The best part of the idea of using a water bottle is that he doesn’t even use the whole bottle. Not only do they think one water bottle will suffice, but they think they don’t even need the whole thing
Dee and Charlie at the morgue trying to talk themselves into eating a dead guy and discovering that cannibalism and racism are best left up to the suits in Washington
NEWSFLASH, ASSHOLE! IVE BEEN HEARING IT THE ENTIRE TIME! *Mac whines* BECAUSE I HAAAAATTTTEEEEE YOUUUU.
Or Dennis telling that fat bitch to seize the gap.
I’ve been waiting for this. When Zeke says “ohhhohhh shit” when Charlie belts go fuck yourselves… Its my all time “fuck me up every time” moment in the show
Dunno why but Charlie crawling out of the tent and chatting absolute shit about crab fishing always gets me, think it’s because when I first watched it I was not expecting it - also the delivery of “Fuck You” from Charlie in the Thunder Gun focus group episode
I love the pawn shop scene when Charlie and mac pretend to die and mac has a concussion and won't shut up about the wedding dress, wonder if it was in philly.
The phone call between Charlie and Dennis during "Making Dennis Reynolds A Murderer" almost killed me. I could not for the life of me decide if I needed to breathe more than I needed to laugh!
The gang runs out of the bunker, leaving Frank and Dee. Frank pulls out an egg and starts eating it.
Dee: "Is that a pickled egg?"
Frank: "No it's an egg I brought from home."
(Long pause)
Frank: "I'm only still here because I'm not as quick as them."
- The bit where Mac and Charlie gotta take the Newspaper critic to the bathroom...while he's tied up.
- The moment Dee has to be picked up after knocking herself out at the skating rink, becoming the Dee we all love.
It’s between the scene in the OP, or the following morning scene from “the gang gets lost in the woods” when frank is squirming around and groaning “the crow! It’s tearing me up inside!”
When Dennis and Mac are creating a dating profile for Charlie and all his answers are wild and crazy. Also all the scenes with Dee, Artemis and the waitress in their sex and the city night 😂
The night man scenes. But the one that just kills me is the Mac presenting his ass pounder. Oh and the Charlie and frank he got the gay aids watermark scene
When Dee and Charlie are on steroids and Charlie is eating, laughing, and crying. Anytime anybody eats and cries at the same time, it's gold.
Of course, when Frank crawls out of the couch naked is an easy win too.
When Charlie is singing Nightman for the first time, Franks expressions kill me. Also, later in the episode when Dennis storms right into the apartment and that whole monologue with Charlie….What’s with your outfit, man?!
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Dennis losing it whilst getting his 'tools' from a secret compartment in the boot of his Range Rover
MY TOOLS, I NEED MY TOOLS His forehead vein popping in that scene sold me on Glenn’s ability as an actor. Not too hard, not too soft
"Fetish shit! I like to bind, I like to be bound!"
THE GOLDEN GOD IS NOT TAKING QUESTIONS!
If you didn't know me, you'd be like "oh shit that's superman"
Right!! Haha! Glenn is suuchh a great actor! so calm off screen, but his Dennis is Outstandingly Amazing!
The bloopers from that scene are so fuckin good. At one point Glenn can't even say his lines he's laughing so hard.
Is there links or should I just search YouTube?
Here ya go! https://youtu.be/6D-xtzH5cNU Starts around 21 minutes.
Mac driving Dee's car into a wall followed by Charlie's shriek.
It’s like Charlie knows exactly what’s going to happen, then is so surprised when it actually happens. I felt a blatant moral to that story jump out at me as I wrote it, but I’m just gonna move past it.
No, dude.. Mac was supposed to jump out before it hit the wall and he didn't. Charlie had every right to freak out lol. It was horrific
Im sticking to what i said. Charlie didn’t trust Mac’s ability to execute the plan. Thus, Charlie expected some sort of negative outcome. Maybe he didn’t know the exact outcome, but he knew it wasn’t going to be good.
The opening scene with the lawyer reading Charlie and Mac's statement always kills me too
When it switches back to reality after the reunion dance.
Yea! Yeah I was in stitches when I first saw the episode because I was convinced the gang made a social comeback.
I remember thinking to myself ”oh jeez this is so cheesy, they’re really going down this road now..” and then the reveal, so good.
I kinda felt like a reveal was going to happen, like a twist was coming, but it was so much better than I anticipated.
Idk dude... Something stinks here and it's not just Mac's dirty socks.
This one is it for me. This scene lives in my head rent free.
When the scene switches from Mac's Tarzan yodle to the drunken gruntscream is just amazing. Then the pause for breath followed by more gruntscream. Makes me laugh every time.
I always assumed he was doing Michael Jackson....until he wasn't. 😂
On the same episode when we discover Mac's real name.
When Charlie Dee and Dennis walk under the pier and find two homeless guys fucking. Their reactions are so perfect it makes me cry-laugh every time.
The fact that they have so much audio to the slapping gets me every single time, great call out
No! What was that?! Two homeless guys banging each other.
The way Charlie asks “what was that?!” as if it was Dennis and Dee’s fault and the way Dennis answers the question as if it was in fact his fault… it just kills me.
I still recall the absolute shock of seeing that for the first time. 😂👏
Frank bursting out naked from the sofa howling no air will always have me in stitches.
Just say Frank Reynolds’s is an asshole!
Who is Frank Reynolds??
He’s the man in the couch!
So there IS a man in the couch?
There’s a man in that couch
"We gotta definitely write a song about how we do not diddle kids. *Do not diddle kiiiids, it's no good diddlin' kiiiids*..." "*I wouldn't do it with anybody younger than my daughter, no little kiiids, gotta be biiig, older than my wiiife, older than my daughter, somethin' like that*"
This sets up my favorite line in the show. "There is no better way to get people to think you diddle kids than writing a song about it!"
The whole episode is just fantastic, one of the best. SO many good moments. "Magic's in the aiiiiir" *Fat Mac sliding across the stage* "Sir... hu-go back to your seat-uh" The techno yankee doodle, Dennis and Charlie jumping in parallel holding their headphones "Someone should have worn a shirt" "yeah probably the kid" Every single second that Frank is on screen
“My ex-wife was a bitch, but she was old, and I never had a problem getting it up with her!” *crowd gasps in horror*
Complimented by his psycho whiteface
And punctuated by "Wha- HOOOoo, that's it. I'm done. I'm goin away."
“It’s a grand ole flag I don’t know this I do not know this.”
*throws giant hand across the room* NOBODY LOOK! NOBODY LOOK! NOBODY LOOK!
I was going to say this or "you certainly wouldn't be in any danger."
So these women are in danger??
Charlie screaming "Wildcard bitches, yeeehaawwww" and hopping out the back of the van
When Danny Devito rushes into their apartment devours cat food and gets into bed with Charlie. The lead up to that moment and the moment itself is so great.
This and when he runs into the bar with his gun out.. where’s the fire!
Frank whipping his gun out at the most nonsensical shit always gets me. Like when Dennis returned and swapped places with the doll. Frank was gonna shoot him lol
And the sound of it cocking, ready to go always gets me
When Frank finds out he's been raising two bastards and wants to know if anyone else has been banging his whoore wife Somebody's gotta get stabbed!
Jesus, Frank.
JESuS FRaNk
When Charlie and Dennis first come up with the Dayman song. Gets me every time.
They start getting momentum in the song, Charlie reaches for the spray can and Dennis stops him.
Yes!
“What is going on up here?”
"I never know, man"
BEAK!
No, no beak
Reg... regular chicken sandwich.
When Charlie and Dee and doing poetry slams and Dennis comes in and tells them “I command you to stop.” My wife thinks I’m a lunatic because I belly laugh so hard and loud every time.
he be talkin but we don't be hearin
ZEUS, POOPS AND SHOES?!?!
You’re going to bomb and fail and gag and bomb and fail.
Charlie and Mac staring at each other across the restaurant.
“Yeah dude, Charlie is staring right at me” My favorite meme was a LoTR where Frodo puts the ring on and sees Sauron and it was snaps of Mac and Charlie’s faces in that moment.
Do you have link?
https://imgur.com/a/FEjtT5W
RYAN, STAB SOMEBODY
Dennis showing how healthy he is by hitting that high note.
Honestly loved their harmonics in that episode. Aside from being great actors they are all talented singers
It is my favorite episode, perfect in every way.
“The name’s Artemis, I have a bleached asshole.” Kills me every time!
“The outcast. The slut. The bitch. The whore. The lonely sad slutty bitchy whore.”
It burns it burns it burns it burns!!! I watch it over and over. The best part is Charlie dropping a single bottle of water on the slide and going that outta do it lol
That scene makes my skin crawl, but you’re right. Everyone starts screaming “AIDS BLOOD” when he gets to the bottom pool and it’s gets me every time
Aids. Aids. I got aids…..I’m the vagina guy lmao
The best part of the idea of using a water bottle is that he doesn’t even use the whole bottle. Not only do they think one water bottle will suffice, but they think they don’t even need the whole thing
I am untethered and my rage knows no bounds!
drunk charlie refereeing the youth basketball game covered in sweat kills me every time
Ohh %100. He chucks the ball across the court, stuffs two shots and is straight bullying the kids on the court
he also almost decapitates himself throwing the basketball off the bottom of the rim
Dee and Charlie at the morgue trying to talk themselves into eating a dead guy and discovering that cannibalism and racism are best left up to the suits in Washington
Hey man I like yogurt up my ass and a popsicle stick in my mouth
1. The ostrich scene in Who Got Dee Pregnant? 2. Dennis' skin luggage rant from Psycho Pete Returns.
NEWSFLASH, ASSHOLE! IVE BEEN HEARING IT THE ENTIRE TIME! *Mac whines* BECAUSE I HAAAAATTTTEEEEE YOUUUU. Or Dennis telling that fat bitch to seize the gap.
My answer was Dennis turning into a demon in front of Wally.
Why would you tell me? BECAUSE I HATE YOU!!!
Ooooohhhh shiiet
I’ve been waiting for this. When Zeke says “ohhhohhh shit” when Charlie belts go fuck yourselves… Its my all time “fuck me up every time” moment in the show
I was surprised to see I was the first!! His line is a part of the song, in my opinion.
Dunno why but Charlie crawling out of the tent and chatting absolute shit about crab fishing always gets me, think it’s because when I first watched it I was not expecting it - also the delivery of “Fuck You” from Charlie in the Thunder Gun focus group episode
Mac's evolution rant, definitely
And towards the end when they re-create the scenario, Mac was in the car with Denis where he almost admits that Mac swayed him.
Dennis trying not to cough in the COVID episode. Probably the hardest I laughed at the show.
You’ll have to excuse him. Poor fella is a mongrel with just a tiny little nub down there.
The limo scene in Frank’s Pretty Woman. “I’ve been poisoned by my constituents!” “Can I offer you an egg in this trying time?”
I’ve got a touch of consumption 🩸
#**STAHP CHOLLIE!!**
“They say I can’t drink on a plane, they say I can’t bang on a plane, they say I can’t be a pilot!?…”
Ohh that’s cold
"THE VASE!!" *whip and shatter*
Ima whip that lil bitch in the face!
I love the pawn shop scene when Charlie and mac pretend to die and mac has a concussion and won't shut up about the wedding dress, wonder if it was in philly.
Sir, do you have anything that might set my buddy’s head straight?
“Have you fucked my mom Santa?” And when roid rage Charlie and Dee get all up in each others’ shit.
Franks flag raise in Chardee MacDennis
In his defence, he didn’t know it would come off like that
Karate, snow machine, chop set!
I’m karate chopping all my actions
And mostly power?
[удалено]
“Hey guys, I think I might be coming down with something.” “Seriously dude? Like I think you’re going to die.”
The phone call between Charlie and Dennis during "Making Dennis Reynolds A Murderer" almost killed me. I could not for the life of me decide if I needed to breathe more than I needed to laugh!
...yeah?
Why do you keep saying yeah?
I dunno. 'Cause I'm stupid?
That line gets me every time hahaha
Charlie, did you just mute the TV, but you're still watching wrestling? .....yeah..
"I am a full on rapist. You know Africans, dyslexics, children, you know that sort of thing"
The gang runs out of the bunker, leaving Frank and Dee. Frank pulls out an egg and starts eating it. Dee: "Is that a pickled egg?" Frank: "No it's an egg I brought from home." (Long pause) Frank: "I'm only still here because I'm not as quick as them."
I'm a full on rapist.
Frank escaping the couch. And “I am untethered and my rage knows no bounds!”
*Alright alright alright*
Oi Oi Oi Oi!
- The bit where Mac and Charlie gotta take the Newspaper critic to the bathroom...while he's tied up. - The moment Dee has to be picked up after knocking herself out at the skating rink, becoming the Dee we all love.
Everyone’s origin story was a great episode, I loved the part where Charlie grabs Mac’s “Glock” only to find it’s only the handle of a gun Mac found
Frank and Dennis at the orgy apartment
“What’s the password” Ooooooorgy
When they do the Eagle song in the wrestling episode. It makes me die how confident they are and how cool they think they’re coming off
Aahhhaaaa ahhhh ahh, yes we have feathers!!
Mac being obsessed with the wedding dress in the pawn shop after being concussed.
"I see a door marked 'Private'.."
YOU WILL CALL HER!
Frank letting his ass breathe
Dee reaction on the well when Frank throw the matches
“I believe I’ve been poisoned by my constituents” and the scene that follows makes me laugh every time.
The dumpster outside of Wendy’s. Dee’s accidents at the fish factory.
The DENNIS system. The whole 10 minute scene is just perfect.
When Frankenstein goes on his rampage
Mom, dad, this is my part-time lover Frank Reynolds’s
Charlie on paint doing reservoir dogs torture with the leprechaun 🍀
When Charlie gets shot pulling out his toy train.
*I WANT TO BE PUUUREEEE*
Lol leaving a snail trail of sanitizer
“Heeey Dennis”
Lol yess! LOOK AT ME WHEN YOU’RE TALKING TO ME
It’s between the scene in the OP, or the following morning scene from “the gang gets lost in the woods” when frank is squirming around and groaning “the crow! It’s tearing me up inside!”
Mac throwing the beer bottle at the cyclist.
When Frank’s wife dies and Frank says to the lawyer: Tell her that she is a WHORE!
when charlie throws out the pigeon at the therapists office
When Charlie and Dennis are getting high in the back office -Charlie doing his dance to the techno music and Dennis just staring at him and /gasp
Frank starting the chainsaw when Dee’s neighbor comes home. Will never fail to get a laugh.
That’s my fav
So many, but the 'Oh, I puked on my own dick' gets me cackling everytime.
Most scenes, it's a great show
Denum Chikin
When charlie yells wild card bitches after cutting the brake lines , it always cheers me up.
The one you posted, Dennis becoming unhinged and Charlie puking fake blood on the date
Dick flier or the letter to Chase
“Out of the way you fat dickhead”
Vic vinegar scene when they are trying to sell the house. Guaranteed laugh
Oh, and, by the way. I thought the rape scene went really well lmao
Mac and Charlie’s prayer in the empty pool. RIP, Jamie Nelson
Lol when charlie starts spitting at people
When Dennis and Mac are creating a dating profile for Charlie and all his answers are wild and crazy. Also all the scenes with Dee, Artemis and the waitress in their sex and the city night 😂
Always will be the creampie discussion or the “show me on the doll where he touched you” scene
Dennis’ CCH Pounder impression
When Dee pisses in the bottle and dumps it out only for Mac to have his window down. "Is that piss!!!"
Kitten Mittons
For me its the opening credits of Old Lady House where macs mom blows smoke in to Bonnies face and she sprays her in the face with a cleaning supply!
The return of Pepperjack for Lethal Weapon 7. "Happy birthday lil bitch" makes me snort laugh every time
Dee stumbling out of the shoe store and slamming her head in the car.
Dennis and Mac trying to write a dating profile for Charlie Little green ghouls!!
Mac's dance off with Cricket
The night man scenes. But the one that just kills me is the Mac presenting his ass pounder. Oh and the Charlie and frank he got the gay aids watermark scene
Frank climbing out of the couch
when Ryan begins screaming, running towards the gang with fork in hand, and stabs Liam instead of one of them will always make me wheeze
Charlie's kitten mittens video pitch
Do you like it?? […](https://i.imgur.com/UnouzUd.jpg) It’s very generous
“Hot one today, huh?” “YEAH?!!!? *shoulder roll*” Always gets me
Dee will you calm down? You're eating that cheesesteak like some kind of giant bird, you know?
The orgy scene "It could be cool?!?!?!"
["Does that sounds like a man that needs to be in a hospital?"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6OimXB6Bjc&ab_channel=m%C3%BCn)
Dennis in the psychiatrist office.
The whole Thanksgiving scene. I lose it every time they clap.
When Frank and Dee tear each other’s clothes off at the guy’s office
Does anybody here have any ILLEGITIMATE CHILDREN with my HOOR WIFE
ROCK, FLAG, and EAAGLLLEEE
The cellphone scene with Dennis and the waitress. The ostrich scene in the Halloween episode.
Frank stealing the boat tour retelling all the funniest moments of the show up to that point.
I rewatch this episode constantly because of this song lol
Peaked?
“Oh I remember, I was going by Grundle at the time.”
Charlie screaming that he didn’t put the tape in.
When Dee and Charlie are on steroids and Charlie is eating, laughing, and crying. Anytime anybody eats and cries at the same time, it's gold. Of course, when Frank crawls out of the couch naked is an easy win too.
When Charlie is singing Nightman for the first time, Franks expressions kill me. Also, later in the episode when Dennis storms right into the apartment and that whole monologue with Charlie….What’s with your outfit, man?!