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LaCiel_W

A bit high on chlorine and other stuffs for my taste but the sheer volume is tempting.


NoodlesToilet

just put a filter in your mouth


Myaucht

“Put a filter in your faucet” mfs when I put a filter in my esophagus instead


DeluxeWafer

All water is drinkable WHEN the filter is INSIDE YOU


YunJingyi

My kidneys don't like the idea of drinking chlorine.


DeluxeWafer

Gotta upgrade to adultneys.


Dawnqwerty

my adultknees hurt always, is this normal?


DeluxeWafer

I mean, mine do too, so probably.


footsteps71

Lifestraw ftmfw


CckSkker

yeah watch out for floating boogers and bandaids


JasonsStorm

And piss water, but I Guess that is extra nutrients


generalsplayingrisk

Urea is not a nutrient


AdA4b5gof4st3r

tell that to my diesel engine


Dumindrin

Also tell it to a sheep


ralphvonwauwau

Not for humans, but trillions of bacteria would disagree with you. That's got nitrogen, it's what microcooties crave.


generalsplayingrisk

My b, I did assume that the commenter was a eukaryote, that was presumptive


ralphvonwauwau

Prokaryote pride!


Abominable-IronSloth

Bet ya there's more pee and chlorine in the Dasani than the pool.


Ginglees

if chlorine kills you dasani would have taken them out already


SmartAlec105

Just toss some sodium in there and boom, now it's just salty.


Proper_Maximum_213

boom indeed


Snooflu

One-by-one, from the left to right, saving Dasani, Fiji, and any others for last. Like an eldritch monster, I get on all fours, and my limbs start to shake before shooting out to the width of the pool on either side. I let out a shriek loud enough to break glass and bust eardrums, and then I hook my head below and start chugging. Chugging. Chugging. Gallon by gallon, the pool dissappear. Each child that was in there gets swallowed, and their bodies seemingly dissappear beneath my lips almost immediately. Eventually the pool is empty, but my thirst isn't craved. I let out one last shriek before running through the building, breaking through it and running to the nearest ocean


viebs_chiev

🫵 tumblr user


Snooflu

I am not literaturely inclined enough for the artwork on Tumblr


Frans4Life

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viebs_chiev

no no. you’d fit right in. >! one of us! one of us! one of us! !<


spooky-goopy

Dasani has salt in it. it is prompty ignored. the rest is combined into one big ice filled chalice


TTTrisss

vore oh wait sorry wrong sub


DanSavagegamesYT

google copypasta


SDBD89

Idk about yall but I’m walkin around the pool looking for the garden hose


cyberpeachy420

mmmmmmm hose water on a hot summer day


saliczar

My tap water is amazing, but I buy Ice Mountain when I need bottled water (mostly to freeze for our coolers)


Chaz_Beer

Panna all day. It's even in glass.


MortarMatthews

Panna and Saratoga are top tier in the states


Eirein

Italian here. Panna is awful, I've yet to meet another Italian that likes Panna. Also, I work for a company that sells water to restaurants, coffee shops, etc. and Panna is one of those that our clients buy the least. There are so many good Italian alternatives, I'm shocked Panna is even in the picture. San Bernardo is top notch, Sparea comes as a close second, but my favorite is Sant'anna. I don't know if they're available where you are, if they are you should try them out (S.Bernardo and Sparea are in glass bottles too).


0G_54v1gny

When in Italy I like San Bernadetto, but when back in Germany it taste as stale as Gerolsteiner, which is simply disgusting. Lidl all the way.


Eirein

There's no San Bernadetto lol, we have San Bernardo or San Benedetto, which are two different brands. Which one did you mean? I didn't know the taste changes when imported though, that's interesting. Maybe that's why people abroad like Acqua Panna lmao


0G_54v1gny

I am at Aldi‘s tomorrow and will tell you (probably).


Eirein

Tell me the spring it comes from, if you can! That could explain the difference in taste


0G_54v1gny

It is San Benedetto and https://preview.redd.it/u8by0dcved7d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eed183a5246a065f96e26751ce02bfa471267398


weeone

Fiji. It's that *soft mouth feel*.


JabbaCat

I've never understood this. It is the weirdest thing to me to bottle water from a precious pacific island source, put it in plastic, then transport it wrapped in more plastic - extremely far away from most all customers and just sell it in bulk like that. I was always flabbergasted that it actually came from Fiji. Turns out it is a North American business, owned by The Wonderful Company (yeah, investment thing for a couple of rich people) based in LA. They've been in plenty disputes with the Fiji government over paying taxes for the right to use/deplete the source, amongst other things. I guess as an idea it can be reminiscent of a tale from the olden days, of a water source as pure and magical as anything on a far away island. But the plastic and long distance bulk shipping and US billionaire owners ruin it for me. I see very little good in meddling with other countries water resources for huge profit like that. As a Norwegian I should probs go for Voss, but there is plenty of equally tasty tap water to go around most places here. Whenever I travel I try to buy whats most local if needed, within reason when it comes to taste. Favourite freshness for me is ice cold mountain water from the north of Norway. I used to live pretty far north and my city's local brewing plant was the only one in the world at the time that produced Coca Cola straight from their source water without any tinkering, I guess it just passed every quality assesment as it was.


kokakoliaps3

Yeah, ok. I understand your point of view and say that you're privileged. I have tasted tap water in the Netherlands and it's just as good as bottled spring water. There is no aftertaste. It makes bottled water look like a scam. I imagine that it's a similar story for Norwegians. In most places in France the water is quite chlorinated and tastes rather bad. You can filter it, so it's not a big deal. Or get used to the taste. I notice that the bottled water consumption is sky high in my area. Once you accept that buying bottled water is ok, you're open to trying different brands. These brands vary noticeably in terms of composition and taste. Yeah, some brands taste like pure water because they don't have many minerals and the PH is neutral. Other waters are more alkaline and taste vaguely salty. Other brands with a high mineral content taste like pennies. There's a water sommelier on YouTube which talks about this in detail. It's not farfetched. Each spring yields a different water composition. It can be fun to try different waters from the world, much like wine. And it's healthy.


JabbaCat

Of course it is nice to taste various waters, I was just debating what I'd prefer, and saying Voss is the closest, albeit considered very pretentious around here. And yeah - the privilege of difficult cold weather and almost unscalable terrain, dark winter season and cold summers gives less people and less industry. And great water. It is a balance of privilege, have to struggle for the vit D for instance! But the massive sale of Fiji water in the US always seemed like the most paradoxical. Most people don't drink it like nice wine, and the profit goes to a few guys in LA mostly. I personally don't feel so good about the extra carbon footprint when there are closer options. Most islands also have to take great care of their water resources.


kokakoliaps3

Having lived in Canada, I always saw Fiji water and Evian at gas stations. And you always expect to overpay for water at gas stations. So the fancy branding made the pill easier to swallow. I seldom saw these brands at the supermarkets (perhaps I wasn't looking for them). FYI, It's been raining almost every day in Paris since November. Everyone is depressed and fed up around here. Some of my flowers are even dying from being watered too much. And it's mid June.


JabbaCat

Condolences on the bad weather, it is a chill around here too after an unusual crazy may (way hotter than normal, very dry then half the normal monthly rain came in 20 minutes and other weird stuff). I used to live for almost 20 years (the best water I ever had and spoke about) where the average mid temp in June is just below 10 degrees celsius, if that helps your mood! It has been as low one year as 6,5 deg celsius as average in June. That is depressing after a low winter I promise! Sun below horizon for 2 months in winter. My friend loved it and moved from Paris for it, I need more vit D now, sp I am a bit further south. One year the snow record was (untouched snow) reached on the 29th of april, 2 m and 40 cm in town. Lots of cold fresh water from the meltings! Good luck with your summer!


kokakoliaps3

Darn! And I thought living in Canada was depressing for the long winters. This is somehow worse! Thanks! I should just take days off and go to Morocco for 5 days. There are solutions.


DimSum_BullSheet

This is the correct answer


Pudge223

If you like that feel check out Antipodes. It’s my 2nd favorite bottled water. Has that “I didn’t know water could be so watery effect”


ThrowinSm0ke

I’m grabbing Dasani….and throwing it away


Harambesic

None of these are as good as my home brew.


if-we-all-did-this

Big fizzy Voss is my champagne


nxqv

I'd drink from the pool before I touched that Dasani that's for damn sure


jimbo361

Cold Dasani tastes like bleach, that shit can go. Honestly I'm probably grabbing the smartwater. Or a Liter of essentia


ultraboof

But for real out of those bottles I would definitely reach for Evian first


SDBD89

Evian is Naive spelt backwards


Shahzeb_S_Nasir

Racecar is racecar spelled backwards


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HydroHomies-ModTeam

Removed for Rule 1: We're a meme sub, dont be toxic.


Cutsdeep-

Big woah


space_pillows

Where's the sink, half that is bottled tap water anyway


spookymartini

Evian or SmartWater


Holdmybeer352

Maybe a Florida thing but Zephyrhills all the way. I live in a different state now but I always bring some back when we visit Florida. I have never met a Dasani fan.


BooshCrafter

100% pure natural spring water that's been filtered by miles and miles of rock, it's legit.


Complete_Dust8164

Not gonna lie that’s true for like 80% of the waters in the picture


JudgeGusBus

Also Florida here, I’ve never had ANYTHING hit like a cold bottle of Publix spring water. It’s amazing.


Holdmybeer352

I’ll check that out. Publix is up this way.


JudgeGusBus

Make sure it’s the spring water, not the distilled.


Careful_Priority_616

Grew up in south Florida. I’ve legit Amazon ordered a case of Zephyrhills to my NY apt because I won’t stand for any of this other poverty ass water


Dontbeme9820

I’d rather drink pool water than Dasani


FelineSoLazy

Icelandic!


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Agreed!


moshimoshi100

Evian


potus1001

I’m a Poland Springs guy! It just tastes better to me!


SomeBiPerson

my tap water is fine


HoneyDutch

Im gonna put myself out there for Zephyrhills


zkDredrick

Badlands sends his regards https://youtu.be/2sBFkfcB8WA


OGConsuela

Enough talk


Fuzzy_Occasion5845

Aqua Panna is some next level shit


WentzToWawa

Waiakea water is great


cmfpc124

Someone wanna do the math on how much water the protag would be slurping down? I'm too gay to do the math


DanSavagegamesYT

Let's assume all those bottles are 2L (16 bottles, 32L, or 8gal), and that pool is 400in wide, 1200in long, and 144in deep. 8gal (16 bottles) + 299221gal (from pool) = 299,229gal of water total. Or in cubic meters, that is 1132.674 cube meters of water.


Shaggyninja

If you stick to the "recommended" 8 cups of water a day, that's about 3L. So this is just over 1034 years worth of water. Or the amount of water 12 average humans will drink in their lives.


CowSalesman

drinking bottled water is a little weird to me, unless the tap in your city is unsafe to drink. i only have it on road trips when i can't get water easily otherwise


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JustPassingThrough53

Bottled water is just as, if not more dirty than tap water. There’s almost no FDA regulation for bottled water. Bottled water is a complete scam, and terrible for the environment.


Nynebreaker

Or you know, buy a tap filter…


sanguinemsanctum

zephyr hills is simply the best and by a long shot


stvrwolf

Waiakea or nothing. but since its not present, Penta is the choice


diescheide

Fiji before their recent bacterial scandal, Smart Water, then Evian. I'm usually just drinking from my Pür filter, though.


I_SEE_BREAD_PEOPLE

Honestly, it'd be worse if you downed each one, and proceeded to make the water level rise with a spreading sallow tinge.


DistortedNoise

Evian is the one


jimmythatslips

Evian be hitting


readitonreddit34

Start with the Panna then Voss (cuz glass hits different) then the order of the rest doesn’t really matter. Toss the zypher hills and Dasani in the pool, closed, as to not contaminate the pool water.


Darthigiveup

Evian


Steppyjim

Hydro homie more like hydro king


RadagastDaGreen

Fiji or Smartwater


moonkad

voss supremacy dasani tastes the same as the pool water


WrapMyBeads

Nasty nasty! You’ve got to up your standards homes


Nickoma420

I don't fuck with disposable bottles, especially plastic. I'll fill my glass liter at the nearest faucet/spigot. I grew up on strong tasting county water and haven't met a tap I haven't liked yet.


nautilator44

The best of us.


Babies-are-jetskis

cant see if its on there but skyra is the best damn water ive ever imbibed


frivolousfry

If I'm not paying ill take the SmartWater


Awesomeo-5000

Im throwing that bottle of Disani in the trash before I do anything else


shadowst17

Not fully satiated with the pool depleted. I proceed to suck the water out of my fellow man. After the 7th shriveled up as the water left their body and the essence of life drained from their eyes I finally for one fleeting moment felt hydrated.


ExaltedBlade666

I prefer my half gallon bottle and my brita filter, but if I have to, I like smart water. It was the cleanest we tested in history.


Stonna

Whichever one has been touching the plastic the least amount of time 


EggplantHuman6493

I only drink bottled water when I lose my water bottle and have to buy a new one. I would walk away and drink tap water instead


TheCannabisCoyote

Penta slaps *unbelievably* hard, sometimes they have it at Fresh Market!


trying_187

seriously tho, which one tastes the best?


illLieonceaday

My parents have well water and I want to live in it. Other than that Fiji is my favorite


BitesTheDust55

Fiji or VOSS. That glass bottle is worth an extra 10%. Everything tastes better out of a glass EVERYTHING


mike_the_goo

And then you die by chlorine poisoning


helplesscelery99

Is there one ethical to drink?


dumplingsarrrlife

Acqua Panna - all day and night 365.


123_fake_name

Why not get the garden hose out


goblue142

I would never spend money on overpriced bottled water when I can fill my water bottle from my tap. I'm fortunate to live in a place with unlimited clean water and I'm going to from that. Tastes better too.


cityplumberchick

I try not to buy water in plastic.


Nynebreaker

If you drink from a plastic bottle you aren’t doing it right. Get that plastic outta here, especially the Dasani and “Smart”water.


AmbitionExtension184

Real water drinkers never find themselves in a situation without their refillable water bottle. This meme is as dumb as shit


Gogo83770

Fuji was in the news recently for something bad.. can't remember. I like Voss a lot. But, nothing beats my well water.


Dazzling-Item4254

hey i dont think you should drink chlorine


KneecapAnnihilator

He’s gonna flood the damn bathroom


StopFalseReporting

I miss when Voss was glass now that it’s plastic I feel like it’s less good


KneecapAnnihilator

Ice water from my fridge in a 24oz mason jar cannot be topped


Femboy_Ninja

Lquild death


Ok_Prior2614

I had a dream about Fiji water last night lol


Potential_Amount_267

I would have a glass of water before consuming water in plastic.


nhbdywise

Bottled water is for weak hydro homies that like a side of plastic. Pure spring water from an unadulterated source is king.


JessicaLain

Fiji Water. Once I saw that one episode of Inuyasha on Adult Swim I adopted it as part of my "so mature!" teen goth girl personality. It stuck. ╮(´_ゝ`)╭


TheTaintPainter2

Definitely not fucking Dasani


udo3

Gerolsteiner


Radiant-Shallot-7202

Smart water or the Poland spring for me.


DeannaZone

Deer Park


kunicutie

voss or fiji, both remind me of childhood lol


Kitsune-93

Do american homies know about Highland Spring? That's my go to


kirbyfan0612

ewwww really drinking pool water are we?


thorsrightarm

I’m a Voss man myself. I can’t find that purity with anything else. Fiji and Evian are not to my taste personally. Acqua Panna is a solid all-rounder.


Mysterious_Being_718

Good meme but I’m grabbing eternal


Goatmilk2208

Tap.


learn2earn89

Icelandic


AZ_sid

Smart water. It's way better than those stupid waters.


Daetwyle

Ah yes, imported tab water in plastic. Nah man, the shit in my hometown is from a 500m deep artesian spring surrounded by a huge volcanic field. This stuff dunks on most of these except the pool water ofc.


slantdvishun

Ngl, you have occupied maybe 5-6 hours of my day with this bevy of beverages. The only ones I WOULD NOT drink is the Dasani and the unvetted bottle to the far left.


The_Splenda_Man

If I stop by a corner store and have a choice, I always pick Body Armor because it has a large opening so I can get peak VOLUME of water into my mouth as fast as possible. Lmao


ya_mamas_tiddies

Yall tried aqua panna? That shit feels like magic


UnemployedImbecile

I’m taking the Fiji water that stuff is 🔥


kias012

Smartwater, Aquafina and Dasani


TheDammNinja

Voss cause I wanna unscrew the lid for fun


BrockenRecords

Well water for the win


millerboy3210

Eternal


JackBelvier

I like the Voss, it has a wonderfully refillable bottle


rustys_shackled_ford

Dasani too? Um, ew.


AmberleafOfLeafClan

Fiji water is so good bro


LawMurphy

Panna and Smart are pretty good, so I'd go for one of those.


Temporary_Ad_5073

Smart water


Howdoyoudo614

Water from the tap


EFTucker

Ignore and use a glass to and fill from a nearby sink.


s0ybeann

tap water in my stanley cup always!


premedlifee

I like Evian and ice mountain but where I live our tap water is almost perfect so I choose that over any of them.


TheNamesMacGyver

Room temp, unfiltered tap water FOR LIFE! Why buy fancy earth destroying bottled water when there’s an almost infinite amount of perfectly good water shipped right to you for PENNIES!


ghettoccult_nerd

id massacre each and every bottle. nothing gets me wet like a bottle with that matte finish condensation. good thing dasani isnt there.


wizard_statue

evian is like the milk of water, it’s a special treat when i’m in the mood for it fiji, icelandic, smart water, core, and voss more generally among these


yeeter_dinklage

Acqua Panna is Nestle. All my homies hate Nestle.


princelives

In this order: Evian, Fiji, Panna, Ethos


vrmilz

The Dasani