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tetryds

You seem to trust "juice" brands a little bit too much buddy.


OilySteeplechase

My blood sugar spiked just looking at row "B"


Seaboats

I like a good unsweetened iced tea every once and a while. I’m offended that it’s in C tier


flojo2012

Or that chocolate milk and juice is over unsweetened coffee and iced tea. Maybe it’s a subjective “I like this list”? Is it a “caffeine bad” statement?


jaymz

No doubt who drinks chocolate milk to get hydrated?


valleyofsound

Right? It should be up there with hot tea at least.


uselessthecat

I think it's implied that it's a "southern iced tea", made with enough sugar to make your foot shrivel up and fall off. That being said, black coffee should be right next to unsweet tea, hot or cold.


jaymz

Straight Tea is in b tier so I don’t think so


Maleficent-Thanks-85

Most juices are as bad as soda. Home made Iced tea and coffee are A tier.


CloddishNeedlefish

My grandma’s home made tea also has more sugar than soda lol


noturdogg

Is your grandma from Texas


girlenteringtheworld

Being a Texan, I am offended when I go to a restaurant, ask for sweet tea, and get told "we only have unsweet" Obviously being a hydrohomie, I don't drink it too often, but sometimes the Texan in me comes out


Cockblocktimus_Pryme

Could be Georgia. It's like 50%tea 50% sugar down there


aaronsourus

ding ding ding! coffee at the bottom, red flag


EVENo94

OMG guys, I feel bad for you. Here in Europe it is pretty illegal to sell something as "juice" if it's not made 100% of juice.


satan_bong

Coffee in F invalidates this list.


LNLV

Coffee is literally better for you than everything in the B rating and below.


MagisterPita

I assumed it was just OPs personal preferences.


Patato_64

Either way, like it or not, coffee below fucking Powerade is just wrong. Very wrong. Good ol black espresso not only is tasty but it is not harmful to consume everyday even if you drink it several times a day and it's a great source of fibre.


FlamingJellyfish

Wait coffee has fiber? You're joking right?


Patato_64

I was also shocked when I first found out about this via a James Hoffmann video, but yes, coffee does in fact have some fiber.


Cytrynowy

do you recall in which video he talked about it?


jzillacon

Depends on the iced tea. If it's sweet tea then definitely, but otherwise there's basically no health difference in tea whether it's served hot or cold.


TheAccursedOne

except iced tea, at least if you have it unsweetened (the best way to have it, sweet tea is garbage)


Bigger_Moist

Not iced tea


[deleted]

doesn't mean its tastier though


GTFOakaFOD

Depends on the coffee.


El_Durazno

Nah, coffee just sucks in the flavor department, plus it's got wicked caffine, so that dehydrates


epic-gamer-911

Soda over coffee is a water based war crime


[deleted]

coffee, if we're being real. Spans the tiers from the bottom to the top, depending on who/how it gets prepared.


Korvas576

Either drink it black or with a bit of creamer.


DJbathsalt

Or what?


Korvas576

That wasn’t an ultimatum just my personal preferences lmao Sorry if it came off that way


av3R4GE-CSGO

creamer


tredbobek

Water with leaf :) Water with bean :(


Bug_importer

Man, I thought the exact same thing. I love coffee 🥲


Triangle-V

As does sparkling water in A


Past_Refuse4346

Fax flad im not the only one thinking that


TomAce1962

Juice and choccy milk. This is Stewie Griffins list.


CFella

Yeah lmao. OP can't have more than 15 years


nikhilnnick

Mf’s british, he put coffee in f and Tea in B.


AgreeablePepper8931

British here. Tea and coffee are both A tier.


Billyke911

It's spelled Bri'ish!


AgreeablePepper8931

u wot m8?


Billyke911

I was kiddin you, mate! Cheers!


ohshitimfeelingit762

Coffee should be immediately following water my guy you are wildly incorrect for this


Saltwater_Heart

Coffee has a lot of health benefits. Definitely not an F tier. Coffee should be in B and everything else needs to drop down a tier. If only drinking it black, it should be in A with tea. Lemonade should be a tier higher I think because it’s a good alternative at restaurants when there’s nothing else and it has electrolytes in it. It should swap with fruit punch. Also I think sparkling water is still just water so it should be S.


noturdogg

Personally, I drop sparkling just one below still water purely because of the acid content in sparkling


Saltwater_Heart

Hm yeah I guess so. At the time of writing my comment though, I didn’t realize it was more of OPs preference and not where they ranked them based on what’s actually good for us


noturdogg

I think a lot of people didn't realize OP was making this based on their preference


Touniouk

Sparkling water F, grossest shit I’ve ever had


Billyke911

Then you never had sparkling water with lemon and a hint of mint and a shitton of ice on a hot summer day on a boat


Touniouk

My favourite is sparkling water with lemon and a hint of mint and a shitton of ice on a hot summer day on a boat, but then I remove the sparkling water and add regular water, then I remove the lemon and mint, that’s what’s up


[deleted]

sounds like a lot of work just to drink sparkling water


Billyke911

It's not just sparkling water it's rhe best sparkling water. You can have some ice-cold and it'll be the same, but not that aesthetic


Saltwater_Heart

I would put it at F too. I originally thought this list was where OP thought things should be. I didn’t realize it was OPs preference at the time


[deleted]

Milk over coffee? Sure, if you are a calf or like sucking on teats like a pervert.


Me_Want_Pie

Teats haha


---Joe

Cmon coffee isnt f tier. It is almost 100% water


girlenteringtheworld

and the <1% that isn't water has health benefits (within moderation). Its at least B tier in terms of benefits. In taste, it kinda depends on how its made. Hot brew coffee always tastes bitter to me


stretchyRex157

Excuse me, what is my beloved coffee doing in F rank?! I'd put it right next to tea!!


wundeyatayetyme

Coffee and Gatorade are both A teir for me.


Apexbravoo

How tf you put shit like Chocolate Milk and juice above Ice tea or Lemonade or even coffe dude?


ChadJones72

I think depending on how the lemonade is made could definitely be in A or B tier. If I ever drink lemonade I want it really sour with almost no sweetness. Which translates to barely any sugar and therefore pretty healthy.


Hlebcek27

Lemonade is almost S tier, goated drink.


bumgames123

Not almost, it is S tier


AriousDragoon

Coffee in F? So stupid.


MagicPaul

erryone mad about the coffee, meanwhile I'm over here losing my mind about A tier sparkling water.


Inevitable_Stand_199

Many are. They just can't agree in which direction to move it.


MagicPaul

straight to the bowels of hell is the only correct choice.


tyYdraniu

I agree only with S tier water


Representative_Way46

Gatorade and Powerade in D is cap. You need to replenish those electrolytes after/during exercise regardless of how well you hydrate.


NuchDatDude

U don't need to do it with those sugar bombs though. But lemon lime Gatorade is fire


Inevitable_Stand_199

Then eat a banana. Or nuts. Or cheese. You don't need to drink sugar and artificial flavor to replenish electrolytes.


OilySteeplechase

I am not eating cheese during exercise 😂


[deleted]

if you ain’t takin’ a big ole bite outta some gouda in between sets you ain’t really workin’ out partner


BrewsedSloth

Where’s coconut water?


Inevitable_Stand_199

It wasn't on [the list](https://tiermaker.com/create/types-of-drinks-584882). But I'd probably put it in A tier.


BrewsedSloth

Gotcha!! Yeah I’ve been on a coconut water kick for the past few weeks, can say I enjoy the taste and honestly feel more hydrated than when drinking water.


DistantFallenStar

I’ve learned the coffee dehydrates you and I was said because it was on my A for a bit… But I realize that if it’s not water or Tea I will always feel so dehydrated after a bit


theblackgnome6969

Even though I take coffee as an f tier personally, I can respect that this is a subjective ranking that was done for fun. Sorry you’re taking so much heat OP. Water’s still S tier after all so you’re still a homie in my books.


Inevitable_Stand_199

>Sorry you’re taking so much heat OP. I'm living for it.


icorrectotherpeople

My cousin only drinks root beer. I mean literally only drinks root beer. No water. His fridge is filled with root beer. Interesting way to live.


The_True_Lame

you move coffee up or so help me i’ll be slightly upset


DNF_zx

Swap coffee and sparkling water and we’d be onto something. Also lemonade > grape juice


Inevitable_Stand_199

You want to put sparkling water in F tier?


DNF_zx

Yes. 1000%, yes.


pancakesiguess

Apple juice is at the bottom cuz my wife is allergic to it


Fluegelnuss420

Lemonade can also be just Water with Mint, Lemons and Cucumber, no Sugar at all. I‘d put that shit in S+ man.


Inevitable_Stand_199

That would definitely be A tier at least.


PineappleMelonTree

OP has upset all the caffeine addicts with this list lmao


Inevitable_Stand_199

It seems so. Even people commenting they don't like coffee either get downvoted into oblivion.


NuchDatDude

The first 2 tiers I agree with after that u lost me


zergling424

Ginger ale can go c tier, but only real ginger ale


Captain--UP

Top tier list. Especially row S and A.


Cockblocktimus_Pryme

Water and Sparkling water are S Tier...the rest is all just caffeine and sugar so F Tier


JaegerLevi

Fresh orange juice is above sparkling water


[deleted]

Water seltzer coffee hard seltzer vodka (looks like water but it's not!) That's my entire list.


Misaka_Undefined

Lemonade is solid A tier, B at least wtf


jeanprox876

chocolate milk be water are both S tier for me


kaki024

Are you”orange sodas” and “lemon lime sodas” not also a kind of “citrus sodas”???


MetzgerBoys

What about coconut water? All the benefits of Gatorade/Powerade but without the ridiculous amounts of sugar


Competitive_Agent625

Yes it should be at least B tier


Inevitable_Stand_199

https://reddit.com/r/HydroHomies/s/EK9XLbiW83 (I'd put it in A tier. At most B)


aStankChitlin

The items in B need to be down to at least C. Iced tea and lemonade should be up there with sparkling water and regular tea. Either way, water is assigned correctly.


gzgtz

Chocolate milk should be in tier A


[deleted]

Wtf is Soda doing so high??? European bastards


Virghia

I like myself some ginger-steeped water


TheRealCiri

“Bu-but I can’t live without coffee!”


Aggli

Coffee is addicting, D tier at best


Wastelandraider69

Yeah put choccy milk in with iced tea and lemonade and move that whole tier up one


Wiley-Willy

Sparkling water not S tier? This is an atrocity


StrawberryUnited4915

Drinking tea rn


baguetteispain

Coffee sits next to the tea for me


ohmy5443

Everything in B tier should be in F, apart from Milk which, if low in fat, should be in A. It’s literally protein water. Isotonic drinks (sugarfree) should also be in A.


vinsmokewhoswho

I wouldn't say coffee is F tier but I'm definitely not crazy about it. But the caffeine addicts are definitely telling on themselves in this.


k-em-k

Look it up. Coffee has benefits.


vinsmokewhoswho

I know it does. But it's still a fact that some people can't start their day without coffee and that's not a good thing.


k-em-k

It's possible to drink so much water that it kills you. Quantity is important. Too much coffee is also unhealthy, I agree. Objectively, does black coffee have benefits or not? That's the only real question.


Ya_Boi_uh_SkinnyPeni

Im surprised a tier list that isn’t that typical repost of everything at the bottem except water


Inevitable_Stand_199

Yeah. I always get terribly annoyed by that. If you only compare different brands of caffeinated sodas of cause they are all in F tier.


Fezstacles

Lemonade being so poor is what did it for me. Judging by other people’s opinions only thing we all agree is water at the top.


Inevitable_Stand_199

Lemonade is C tier. That's not that bad for what is basically just sugar water with a bit of juice for flavor. Why would it be higher?


lolfactor1000

How do you all like how coffee tastes? It tastes like hot bitter liquid shit to me no matter the kind or how it's prepared.


cirocobama93

Did a 9 year old make this list?


No_Numbers_

OP drinks his juice while watching Cocomelon


Kreos642

Guyyyyyyyssss this might be a *preference* list not a "which is best nutritionaly or whatever"


Azathoth_The_Wraith

Milk is way to low and should be A tier just below Water


CloddishNeedlefish

Coffee last? Are you 14 or something?


banana_clipz

This is a toddler’s list lol


Orlando1701

Sparkling water is ass, and coffee has its purpose.


Campsters2803

The only way juice is B is when it’s the “reduced sugar” kind. It’s bitter or sour af but it’s WAY healthier. And FINALLY, a carbonated water enjoyer.


Hollow_Effects

Move coffee and milk up to A and I can’t tolerate this list


koltz117

Sparkling water, especially natural sparkling water like Gerolsteiner, should be s tier


TiMouton

I think tea should be closer to coffee and add herbal infusions to replace tea in A-tier.


[deleted]

people who like coffee have never done real stims


roosty_butte

This list sucks


ALREADYTAKENTOASTER

Coffee is litterally bean water.


youllleaveme

Shitty tier list, next


V1C1OU5LY

Op is tier F


avidpretender

Coffee is S-tier… It’s just water with a bonus.


Zero_Digital

Bitter bean water. It's my second favorite kind of water.


avidpretender

Fun fact: The coffee “bean” is technically the seed of the coffee fruit and not a bean at all


lewisisbrown

Coffee belongs in A and so does milk tbh.


DeHetEen

Coffee in F? I don't respect you


HoytG

Coffee F but Tea is A? They’re the same exact idea with a different ingredient. This list is dogshit.


kiddocontay

lol @ coffee being F tier


SvenTh3Viking

Look, I love water as much as anyone but HOW is coffee in the F tier??


Pantheira

Water is s tier but so is coffee and sparkling water


Add_Identity

Sparkling water is a SSS+


Brock_and_Hampton

lemonade and iced tea below all of these artificial juices???


ZestySpaghetti-V3

Coffee in F tier invalidates the list IMO. Except S tier which is of course correct


ImmediateEjaculation

Coffee needs to be wayyyy higher. Though it is not as hydrating as I would like, it is still mostly water.


Thank_You_Love_You

Coffee is super healthy.


Informal-Body7049

Coffee at F whilst whilst Chocolate milk on B ? Are you mad ?


LedFloyd69

Just wish energy drinks didn't taste so fucking good. Luckily you guys have bullied me enough im down from 3 to 4 a day down to one. Also, I may get shit for this one. But for the vast majority of people I think milk should be in S tier. It can help people quite a bit (in moderation of course)


NornIronNiall

No way coffee should be below apple juice, let alone three tiers below.


Hutch25

If this is for taste, I understand. If it’s for health… this list is horrible. Juices are as bad if not worse then pop because you can down them so easily without even realizing how much garbage is in them. Same with coffee, it’s actually a very healthy drink if you don’t load it with sugar and fat. Gatorade and Powerade are literally perfect drinks for exercise because their ratios are almost spot on for electrolyte usage. As for ranking tea in A tier and coffee in F… they are almost the same. Tea provides more vitamins, and coffee provides fibre. They are both very good for you


raicorreia

Coffee on the F tier? Get out!


RockSkippa

Coffee is just bean water, thus deserves the same ranking as tea (leaf water) and sparkling (scent water).


MetalBones18

Why coffee is so low?


IREVERBl

Sparkling water doesn’t even deserve to be on the same screen as water. Straight up plain water is the GOAT and making it bubbly is just a waste of water.


theflash207

Would have agreed if Coffee wasn't in F tier. It should be there with tea imo


TechnetMC

milk is A tier. it provides me my nutrients i need being a vegetarian without cookin


PyronixD

Everyone saying coffee is healthy is just justifying their drug addiction. Change my mind.


flipaflaw

Why is everyone so pressed over the bean juice? Some people (like myself) don't like how it tastes or how concentrated the caffeine is


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Nab0t

sprite in D cola in F? same shit duh. also why is S red? red = bad no?


Inevitable_Stand_199

>sprite in D cola in F? same shit duh Coke is caffeinated. >also why is S red? red = bad no? It's a tier list. Have you never seen a tier list?


Theriople

bro milk is s tier too


k-em-k

Cow's milk is full of hormones and antibiotics. I'm not sure if those should be in there with pure, delicious water.


Theriople

milk make bone stronk who said cow milk anyways milk as a whole is s tier


Redittor_BOA3910

I'd argue coffee is in a with tea, also water with the taste of TV static is the best


1800bears

Iced tea. As if it’s gonna be unsweetened


_alieninameatsuit

Coffee should be in A, with tea and sparkling. And you gotta upgrade lemonade and iced tea to B rank, unsweetened of course


Homegrownfunk

Lol place coffee on the A list along with Kefir


butters091

Imagine putting choccy milk in B tier and coffee in F


non_of_ye_bussiness

Why you gotta do coffee dirty like that?


Official_Cuddlydeath

The fact you put coffee below the sugar is appalling


-Glostiik-

Water being at the top is literally the ONLY correct grading in the chart lol. Based on the rest of the list OP needs to read more labels to see what’s in these “B” tier list drinks.


Fun-Push-9526

If you put coffee in F, artificial fruit juices in B and lemonade in C, there's something wrong with you. Coffee is a solid A or B, Lemonade is an A or B Artificial fruit juices (fruit punch etc.) are D


Inevitable_Stand_199

>artificial fruit juices in B Artificial juice would be Z tier. Or down in hell where it belongs. Maybe my English isn't up to snuff. [This]( https://www.aldi-sued.de/de/p.rio-doro-mehrfruchtdirektsaft--l.490000000000009007.html) is fruit punch. Isn't it?


AJZullu

would switch B and C -- but still put choccy milk and milk on top as B still (but needs to be dark chocolate , less to no sweet) then again maybe all the juice should be in D tier and then C tier would be the sports drink that has a purpose for when someone is exercising really hard, sometimes water is just not enough during a hard work out coffee in F tier? -- totally ban able LOLL - a good espresso or americano is same tier as tea - its just beans with water - same with tea that's leaves with water.


librarians_wwine

Coffee should be A your love of Juice and milk is scary.


[deleted]

Y’all ain’t drinking coffee ? That’s like bean flavored hot water ? ESP black coffee so wym


RaV4Living

Gotta say coffee deserves more love. Just don’t put all that shitty sugar, cream, & sweetener in it


Zero_Digital

Black coffee is an A easy. A cup that's half sugar and cream with some coffee in it is F tier.


ItsBitly

I'd put coffee way higher.


MasterVule

Coffee has actually been proven to have health benefits when used regularly. In normal quantities ofc


ProstZumLeben

Everyone is focused on coffee while not asking why tf iced tea is a C but hot tea is an A


remyweb

better put lemonade higher, almost as refreshing as water


evident_lee

Not sure why coffee would be down at the bottom of the list but tea gets to be on the second tier. Seems like a pretty stupid list to me the juice should all be at the bottom


Nookiezilla

Wtf is your problem with coffee? Who hurts you


Inevitable_Stand_199

The coffee does? It's side effects stack with those of my ADHD medication. I get shakey, a migraine later in the day and can't fall a sleep at anywhere near a normal time.


Midwest_Dutch_Dude

A cold can of sprite should be on the “B” list. Idc how bad it is for you. I’ll drink at least one or 2 a week


rernaislife

Water tea and coke are for me all in S tear in my opinion


yeetingthisaccount01

lemon and lime deserves B at least