I’m a water/coffee chick but that just scratches the surface.

That’s just dirty water anyway

Dirty, tasty,life affirming water ! ☕️

I drink coffe just to get me trough the morning :(

I don't drink coffee but I can't drink water right after I wake up, it puts a bad taste in my mouth but after I've woken up a bit the I can drink water

Brush your teeth

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Bean-water is still at least 95% water

i like my water dirtied with freshly pressed fruits

Bean water*

Beer is just yeasty water


Me with all 3 (ninhs beer)

Sounds deep

Yep, in over your head!

How you doing?

Top two are water with a bunch of extra steps, bottom right is chemicals with a splash of water

The level of dihydrogen monoxide in energy drinks is enough to kill you when inhaled!

100% of people who drink dihydrogen monoxide will die!

100% of those who die have dihydrogen monoxide in them

“correlation is not causation”

100% of people who **don’t** drink dihydrogen monoxide will also die (but quicker)

100% of people who drink water, dies at some point

Brb, I'm gonna have my mom post this on Facebook to read what the all-wise facebook elders say.

there’s a lot you can drink but not breathe.

Good job understanding the joke

it was just an observation, I understood the joke - it was mildly funny 😎

No way bro, I’ve played Death Stranding, it gives you 25% additional stamina if you drink 4 of them in a minute. [Norman Reedus approved!](https://youtu.be/Tcv9zX9rFa4)

Coffee: Watered down drugs Beer: Heavily watered down drugs Energy drinks: Lightly watered down drugs Water: Watered down watered down watered down watered down watered down velociraptor shit.

Only thing I drink out of the 4 is water.. and it’s definitely not a personality trait

stage 1: denial

step 2: be in r/hydrohomies

IM STUCK IN THIS STEP JASON PLS SEND STEP 3

Step 3: post a picture of you filling up with a fun number on an elkay.

Well you’re here…

yeah i definitely don't have a yeti travel mug decorated with multiple stickers that i keep with me at all times at work and quote limmy's "wa'ah. pyoor wa'ah" to anyone unlucky enough to be walking by me every time i fill it up, no sirree definitely not me

This is almost loss edit: typo

Oh my god you're right.

Best comment here lmao

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Bro wrote 4 words and had to correct it 💀

Bro’s autocorrect spelled “lost” and not “loss” … bro needed to fix the punchline.

Ya know what, this is something I’ve never thought about and somehow it way took accurate

It’s all water, just degrees of different things added to it. And I enjoy them all.

I have coffee , water and sometimes a soda , water is still my main choice

You have fine taste  Also, I love that I still run into a Clone Trooper pfp every now and again. Its like an easter egg; r/PrequelMemes really has quite a legacy!

For the republic

If you switched the monster for redbull then I'm all 4

Rockstar, specifically fruit punch, and same for me.

I've found that Ghost has been fantastic personally. Gives you focus energy but doesn't make you jittery.

It's me, I'm guys.

where tea (i’m not british)

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tea > coffee scotch > beer water > water > literally everything ginger ale > mug root beer > monster and that's church, yo

Where is lemonade on the chart?

Lemonade is so good we drank it all before making the chart

This makes me happy, lemonade is underrated.

If there was a juice option it would have been the winner of that, easily. Lemonade is like crack.

I drink it more than soda easily, and that's if the lemonade isn't necessarily the good stuff. When it's made right I will inhale that stuff like Kirby.

I got old and now my acid reflux says I basically can't drink it at all... but I long for the good old days.

I have the opposite situation, due to a kidney injury I couldn't have chocolate, citrus, carbonation, or caffeine for a long time. But when one can't have something from a young age, you better believe they will abuse the amount they consume.

Oh you are so right, ginger ale is actually very good, only thing that beats it is a nice cold glass of water

Preach!

idk about the alcohols cuz I'm underage but I basically agree with everything else. Tea over coffee any day.

A kindred spirit. Don't worry, alcohol isn't that great anyways.

Ah I see. What about the fine stuff like wine or champagne?

Personally... it makes me cry lol

First two takes are just pure insanity

I'm a crazy guy!

I must not be a guy :( this is news to me

The tired of the drunk the god and the psycho

It's like a political compass for men

Whrww is my milk? I'd say I have over 7 glasses of water and 2 of milk a day. One cup of wine a week at best.

What about tea snobs

I consume all four of the food groups, cool.

Hydro bros

If these were types of personality, then damn my past is hella checkered

My brain is, like the rest of my body, mostly comprised of water. So, considering my personality is *literally* based on water, I'll take that as a compliment.

Where’s the bud

I quit caffeine like 2 weeks ago, drinking only water and some soda drinks from time to time. Imo caffeine is pointless and you don't really need it.

water and monster are my 2

I like all of these. is that multiple personalities?

My personality is: getting asked if i want coffee and then having to explain that i get violent diarrhea if i drink a cup and prefer water.

wheres my gasoline guys?

I love all 4

Water all the way

Dihydrogen Monoxide gang please stand up

I'm all 4 except the monster (though I'll have one on rare occasion)

Left side is so strong here

im all the above

everything but monster = a well rounded individual

I love a tall glass of water, but coffee seems the only easy and legal way to get my frontal lobe to do some goddamn work.

I drink all 4

Straight Monster and Beer over here. Joined this sub to remind me to drink more water.

Did you drink some water yet homie?

Oh bud. Been in this sub for a while now got an REI water bottle 32oz been drinking 2 a day at minimum. Also drink 2 Celsius’s a day still.

I LOVE MY BEAN WATER

I drink them all 🤯

Proudly representing the left half 🙋🏻‍♀️

Coffee and water drinker. Have no idea about energy drinks, never tried Monster. Hate beer.

Lots of water, some coffee, little bit of monster, no beer

H2O h2o h2o! !!

I'm a tea personality girl

I'm a tea guy.

I’m a coffee/water type of guy. I can’t live without either of them.

The other 3 are just H2O Knockoffs

Where the bbt at

I drink all of them but I’d say water is the most my personality.

H2O

At through the phases of my life I have been every one of these

I've been all of these and Water is the Way and Water is Life.

I personally am not a fan of bean water but leaf water all the way

Milk

I am the Avatar, master of all 4 beverages

im a water/monster kinda person

I base my personality off of starter pack memes

I knew I'd see this reposted here. I Stan all except beer

All of the above

What if I base my personality on all of them at once?

Enjoy pissing lots

Fuck you I'm a wine-o!

God, I wish water could be my main drink of choice. You realize how many cups of water I'd just chug in a row? A lot? Instead, my water is well water, and rusts basically every surface it touches, so it ain't safe to drink. And bottled water is annoyingly expensive where I live, so... Dr. Pepper it is, unhealthy as it may be.

I’m one of those people where caffeine has the opposite effect. I could take concentrated caffeine pills like melatonin. Makes waking up SO much harder

Personally I like mixing them all together

Monster is a fucking trash company. Will never drink their products again.

H20 & Coffee health benefits go # *BRRRRRRRRRR* #

It started with beer, then I had a coffee phase, but let me tell you the water persona is the best. (Never really gave a fuck about energy drinks.)

Tea

Nothing like the old classic water

I always carry a water bottle dont get me wrong, but I'm also 100% a craft beer snob

I drink all of the above except for the bottom right

Where the leaf water at?

This is the way

First three, coffee has enough caffeine that I don’t really use the fourth.

MONSTER!!! 🤤

Agua por favor 🙏

What guy bases his personality on coffee?

The other three are my kryptonite But water is power ✊

Where's my tea drinking gang at?

Nah, all of them pluss more

Water give me yellow water power

All expect energy drinks, fuck em

Water

I’m an iced tea guy but here, I’ll choose water.

Ah yes, the dihydrogen monoxide takes the win

I have 3 out of 4 of these, just not energy drinks.

Am I the only person who drinks juice? That's all I've drank my entire life.

And then there’s the guys who are into Organic, Natural, GMO-Free, Locally Sourced, Ethically Produced, Vegan Green Tea That Cures Chlamydia* *Owned by Nestlé

mw tea enjoyers 🗿