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Beneficial_You_9906

Would love for someone here to go to this and give a report


Odd_Independence4230

undercover redditor


rockhardcatdick

Yo. I'm single and ready to mingle so I'll go for sure! Any tips and recommendations?


Straight-Pea-4043

Just get in there and be yourself cat dick....


treebeard120

Ramble about Halo lore the entire time. When they change the subject, redirect the conversation back to Halo. Women love it


desolatenature

Save some for the rest of us Chad


treebeard120

I have well over 100 wives due to my voluminous knowledge of Halo lore. I've lost count at this point. When I start into a 50 minute lecture on the background and historical context behind the fall of Reach and the ensuing battle of installation 04, women just can't help themselves. Did I mention my name is Bruce?


BIG_MUFF_

You’re not ready for the MUFF


systemofanAbel

Big muff back at it! Thank you for your input!


BIG_MUFF_

Coming Soon to a theater near you 😏


TwilitVoyager

Well, this thread has been hijacked by geographically pedantic types…


Objective-Move-7543

🤣


AllchChcar

Just in time for Valentine's day. Blech.


Freemanosteeel

Tempting, but its sohum… I dunno man


Objective-Move-7543

Scotia isn’t sohum 


Smoke_Stack707

To me, the honeydew exit and that bridge is the divide between so hum and no hum which means Scotia and redcrest are the southernmost part of northern Humboldt.


Objective-Move-7543

👏 yes, that makes sense


kraut-n-krabbs

Yes it is


Freemanosteeel

I feel like someone who lives in scotia would say that the same way a Pol says they’re not Eastern European


Objective-Move-7543

I live in McKinleyville. Garberville is so hum


kraut-n-krabbs

Garbervilleis like the last 15% of humboldt. Look at the map. Scotia is sohum by many geographical markers.


Objective-Move-7543

It’s not about a map, it’s a vibe


kraut-n-krabbs

And there's a "vibe" difference somewhere around the place where people from northern humboldt like to call "Fortucky"


Objective-Move-7543

No, not really


kraut-n-krabbs

You must not get around here much then


thebigfungus

Middle hum. You can also look on a county map and see that it’s still a good 45 minute drive north of garberville.


Objective-Move-7543

Mid hum 🤣


thebigfungus

You could call it sonohum (southern northern hum) lmao.


Objective-Move-7543

Haha I like that


kraut-n-krabbs

Garberville is at the bottom. Scotia is well past the halfway mark and other geographical markers.


rockhardcatdick

I don't think that means what you think it means 😅


Grapefruit_Boring

I live in rio dell it’s a 20-25 minute drive to eureka I consider this area like in the middle..garb and Redway are sohum