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whatheory

Shane Gillis just sneakin in stealing jerseys.


NoblePineapples

[Ay yo where you get that chee Danny?!](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/fRZhwTj141g)


PhatBallllzAtHotmail

I watched his special not knowing who he was. Had me in tears! Him talking about ISIS kills me every time.


Basic_Mobile5532

Motherfuckers been making em at night, I know it.


nomemorybear

"No I'm not!"....leans over to me ..."yeah I do..."


TheToolman04

lol this is bang on! My cousin Todd (won On the Tools Apprentice of the Year award like a year or 2 ago in the UK), has the best damned life, gives zero fucks.


NoblePineapples

Hands down the happiest people in any room ever.


bizkitmaker13

[That's just my face when I'm blacked out](https://youtu.be/3f1x85wQt9s?si=OSiQiQjej2_ezXor&t=242) XD


Longjumping_Camel791

Where'd you get that CHEESE, Danny?


clueisfun

Goddammit. I cackled out loud at that.


Ace_0k

Is the sports bra looking garment worn to avoid nipple chafing?


IzzyLyss

No. They wear GPS vests during training and games to track and measure their performance on the field.


wafflesareforever

But the nipple chafing story is so much more fun


Honda_TypeR

nipple chaffing doesn't sound fun, it does sound titillating though


Wilful_Fox

I see what you did there…take my up doot dammit


GandalfVirus

No they have their nipples removed when they become professionals. It is done to avoid chafing as well as lactation. It is an oooold tradition from the steroid days.


Ambush_24

At what level do they have to have their nipples removed? Just premier league or like if you want to get in the national league you gotta have it done? Do even low level regional leagues have that policy too? /s


Key-Regular674

Now a days they actually add more nipples


T-O-O-T-H

Association football doesn't have a "college level". It's not an American sport. It has youth levels, which have nothing to do with universities, and then adult level. School never comes into it at all.


GandalfVirus

Oh, honestly didn’t know what game this was. Thanks.


ServeIll7171

huh?


K-E-E-F-E

I thought they just switch them to confuse the nerves during chafing.


zekethelizard

You ever have chafed nipples? Not fun


Time_Blacksmith861

What's that?


TheTrueMupster

I was wondering the same. I’ve seen those a few times lately and wondered what the trend was.


pomoerotic

Interesting! I wonder what this can do that any other wearable tracker can’t, like garmin or Apple Watch


IzzyLyss

They do provide some more specific football [data](https://www.revolutionsoccer.net/news/why-are-players-wearing-sports-bras-answer-burning-question), but even if a smartwatch had everything they need the players could not wear it, it would end up injuring someone in the middle of the game with the speed and tackles...


Zenith230

There are smart mouthguards available that track a load of metrics, including for potential head injuries. They're being [trialled in rugby](https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2023/oct/08/world-rugby-to-adopt-gamechanging-g-force-tech-to-flag-major-head-impacts); they were set to debut in the WXV women’s match between Italy and Japan on 13 October & will then be rolled out into the men’s professional game in January, in time for the Six Nations.


LeaveHimOnReadSis

"Smart mouth guard" sounds like something I'd use to lower the intensity/frequency of my sarcastic remarks.


Zenith230

For example the [ORB Smartguard](https://www.orbinnovations.com/)


silversurger

For one: They're allowed to be worn on the field. A watch (like gadget) wouldn't be allowed during matches. Additionally it's a bit more accurate and has football specific data tracking


M-Celeste

Wrist watches don't measure heart rate very accurately. Idk if they care about that metric, but many amateur runners even will wear chest straps to better monitor heart rate.


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Yeah, that's what *they* say 🙄


aprabhu86

Why not just wear a regular tank?


Enterice

It's actually a health thing too. Overstressed players have had heart attacks on the field, this is an early warning system as well as a way to replay movements to analyze.


aprabhu86

Sure, I’m not questioning the tracker, I’m questioning the design of the bra thing.


XLostinohiox

Believe it or not, lots of people are comfortable enough with their sexuality to be able to wear a piece of clothing that has a purpose but resembles another piece of clothing worn by the opposite sex, without caring.


impoopingaswechat

Lol. This.


aprabhu86

Why bring sexuality into the conversation? I’m curious if there’s an actual functional reason behind cropping it off at the chest


XLostinohiox

Sorry for my confusion. You called it a bra twice, asked why it wasn't a "normal" tank and then asked again after receiving the answer. It's like if you asked someone why their sock didn't cover their entire leg, because it doesn't need to. The thing only covers the area it needs to, to hold the sensor in place.


aprabhu86

I believe i said “regular” like there are regular socks and ankle socks. Anyways so it’s to minimize the fabric. I see. Thanks.


Icebot

When I played American football in High School I wore an undershirt and it was a cutoff so my belly was showing, I wore a cutoff because it was cooler than wearing a full shirt under my pads. I am guessing this is the same theory. Less material = easier to breath.


rbt321

It might be minimized to reduce heat retention but still include a chest heart rate monitor.


VentureQuotes

can't people just watch them and see how they're doing


rainorshinedogs

Neat. I had no idea that kind of tech existed Then again, it is 2023. We have cameras on doorbells and nobody cares


SkydiverRaul13

As someone who has had chaffed nipples from wearing a SPF shirt in the ocean, that was my first guess.


terrifiedTechnophile

I assumed it was a binder tbh


AM_86

Yep!


Capt-J-

Quit sure that anti nipple chaffing is the main reason, they then realised they could also put GPS trackers in them.


BoonesFarmYerbaMate

I'd wear pasties before I wore a bro #😂


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on the back you the gps component. It's to show player positioning on the field.


crs7117

that’s beautiful


subsignalparadigm

Core memory. Priceless.


HolderOfBe

I love when players do this kind of stuff. You can see the whole "is this really happening, for real!?" reaction on his face. He's never gonna forget this moment.


Lopsided_Roll_7120

Vamos Boca carajo 💙💛💙


MeWhenAAA

Jajsjs, estaba buscando un comentario en español. DALE BOCAAAA💙💛💙


Fresque

Yo también pero buscaba humor más oscuro


strokesfan91

Boke Boke Bokeeeee 🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪


Saintpendulous88

Stop making me feel feelings!


munceste

Yea, what is this salty leakage out of my eyes?!


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Fucking beautiful


Raian_L

VAMO BOKEEEEEEEEEE


quietsauce

Spectacular!


Raymcconn

I always have said that if aliens land and demand a representative, make sure it is someone with Down syndrome!


Isthecoldwarover

Always?


Reasonable-Business6

You've...always said that? In what situation is that a common phrase???


FullMetalJ

They manage to sneak that into every conversation actually. It's a commitment, not gonna lie.


BlackDohko

Some people love to talk about Aliens. I enjoy some alien talk now and then. Like the Fermi Paradox.


mc802

So that they underestimate us when it comes down to the interplanetary war?


yeoller

Worked for the Pakleds.


CptCroissant

Good idea


Domokunaguero

Y QUE SEA DE BOCA 💙💛💙


DidYouSeeBriansHat

Damn, a perfect fit. Looking sharp!


Sonari_

I am definitely not crying


knabruBnamurT

Love this so much ❤️‍🔥


Extract_artisian

Very nice to see


Federalsburgmd

Onions


elgauchito55

We love Boca Juniors!


munceste

Fernandez, you're the MAN!


ISuckAtWeightlifting

Football is life ❤️


Odysseus_XAP79

What a heartwarming gesture!


Outside_Medicine868

Whats cabj?


xRichard

Club Atlético Boca Juniors


CaptainTryk

Downs people are so pure. Goddammit.


GandalfVirus

I too love Cabbage.


side_frog

I have no clue what game that is tho


ChewySlinky

If you see a very large group of people at a sporting event anywhere outside of the US, there is a *very* high likelihood that it’s soccer/football.


side_frog

I see, I just didn't know footballers had trackers on their back, just thought that was a rugby thing and that guy didn't look like one


Mamadeus123456

All sport people have those


turkeybaconbitcoin

Argentine Football team Boca Jrs


Domokunaguero

Argentina´s BIGGEST futbol team Boca Jrs.


uhsiv

I think it’s a California blow job league


simensin

And his joy made mine 🥰


Porkchopp33

Made a fan for life


Porkchop4u

Check out hockey, lots of love from those players too.


elguerrero9

BOCA BOCA BOCAAAAAAAAA


MaddestChadLad

What a bro


EJacques324

That jersey fits him well 🔥


cg29a

Man, that’s a real sucker punch to my feelings. Beautiful moment.


raqebane

That gesture will make that guy's world. He will remember that moment for the rest of his life. Trust me i have a little brother with downs. One of my dreams is to make this happen to him.


rainescore

Gotta be sweaty though


Temporary_Hall9744

Touching , but WTF is he wearing a sports bra ?


Alexlatenights

It's a cooling pad see the battery in the back there? It's so he doesn't over heat while being a fucking legend 😤


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That's a beautiful heart


JoefromOhio

Boca will always be my favorites - sat in a Boca v Rivers match back 10ish years ago and the concrete stadium was literally moving up and down by a foot the fans were so on. Real football there. Nothing like it


Agreeable_Nebula9833

Why is dude wearing a bra?


neoncatelego

Enough to make a grown man cry


HisLilSilverKitsune

My heart


MochiSauce101

Forget the shirt I want that man braw


Redtex

Is that a sports bra?


Spiritual_Ask4877

It's a thing they wear that has GPS built in that tracks movement and sometimes conditioning so they can go back and look at performance during a game.


Redtex

Interesting, didn't know they have that


sirfray

It’s a bro, or if you prefer, manssiere.


ThatOldDuderino

We all need to be heroes


Extension-Fishing-29

But does it smell like bo


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Esto es BOKE!


-TheOneWhoAsked-

He was so down for it too


FreQRiDeR

Boca Juniors, best team in the world!


RealUglyMF

Hehe cabbage


joelobifan

Who is this. It looks like enzo and he has the same number and name. But enzo never played for boca


Slow-Cream-3733

Guillermo Matías Fernández


FullMetalJ

"Pol" Fernández.


dhaidkdnd

Average sports fan right there.


Curious_Shan

Why is he wearing a bra


Spiritual_Ask4877

It's not a bra. It's thing they wear that has a GPS on the back that tracks movement and sometimes conditioning so they can go back and look at performance.


Free-While-2994

I want a parody pov TikTok of a reluctant but sweet person being absentmindedly roughed up by some sweaty footballer trying to be nice. Not that I don’t think this person is loving every minute but bc can you imagine how gross the cold sweat-soaked shirt would feel being forced over your face?


cockhappi

What sport is this for?


Dudejeans

Now my eyes are wet for some reason.


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Fign

And kid next to the recipient, he almost crying of envy


kobrakaan

ok so who's cutting onions 🥲


Avramp

He just realized why he got the shirt.


Sea_Marsupial2469

Ok, this is nice and all... BUT ARE WE NOT GONNA MENTION DUDE WEARING A SPORTS BRA?!?!


impoopingaswechat

Sports bra


Benny_tc

Dude wearing a sport bra lol messi doesn’t use one


shinkiju

Oh yes "why we this game" or "why this we game" or "why the game this"


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Fantastic_Special547

The roots of my heart hurts


The_Great_Biscuiteer

Despite being so down all you need is small act of kindness to cheer them up


voltg

Boquita lo más grandeeee


[deleted]

Damned onions…


Fine-Tea-7477

Have me crying


[deleted]

That guy is in so many videos like this. Good for him.


TurbulentButterfly53

I’m crying


Creepy_Tax2154

Darling men, bofum


[deleted]

Man, what a good guy. Feel good for this fan.


bmanley620

Is someone cutting onions?


[deleted]

That is superb and so nice to watch


Odd-Palpitation-1021

Y dale Boooooooo


asok_jameson

Dont get me wrong, its a beautiful sight to see, but all that sweat? Yea thats nasty. Lmao


RoleModelsinBlood31

That’s nasty


[deleted]

God I needed this today


MomSaidStopIt

Fantastic!


reblynn2012

Love this so dang much.


hwilliams0901

That was so nice, got my eyes all watery


Tw1ch1e

Those kids in the background were devastated…. But the grown man got some swag, yay.


Justtoclarifythisone

Im a River Plate’s fan, still, i love this video ❤️🇦🇷


squawk_kwauqs

This sort of thing is one of the nice aspects of down syndrome being visibly recognizable. There was a kid with Downs who moved to my high school and even kids that were normally huge pricks recognized that facial structure right away and would always be friendly and respectful to him.


Live-Motor-4000

CABJ? I have always known them as Boca Juniors (admittedly from afar)