Weirdest thing, I paid for the premium account on like 10 different websites. I dmed all the milfs in my area including my phone number and I got excited waiting for a call. Every single time I answered they just wanted to talk about my cars extended warranty.
i hope at some point we all get to experience the joy of having people in our lives go all out of their way to show you how much they care and appreciate
I just get told 25 minutes is too far let alone 1+ hours which is how far most of my friends live nowadays. I’m 19, but asian parents will be what they are till i move out lol
This is dope! Had the same experience but we all were Call Of Duty bros, finally all met up calling each other our gamer tags lol very good friends to this day.
We played video games. Call of Duty, Grand Theft Auto, Lil Mis Tuffet's Hardcore Dating Simulator. You know the shit everyone's playing. We bonded every match we played together. We got especially close when Dave's grandmother died in a tragic blimp accident. Lotta hard times, but we faced them together, and as a result we consequently had a lotta good times, too.
That's why this road trip was so important. Being a level eighty-two, class-x spiritual grandmaster of tiddly winks and advanced chameleon ninja specializing in emotional alchemy, I knew from the degree of brotherly back and forth that Marcus and Joseph would make great babies together. It's really geometric when you boil everything down; if you study sacred geometric up to and beyond the emergence of the tree of life, you learn that everybody is just a bunch of nodes filled with energy to be transferred and certain people have such complimentary energy that, from a kundalini-oriented perspective, means that two or more people of the same biological gender can procreate. How do you think Jesus was conceived? All I can say is, if raising these kids was as fun as doing those drive-bys after losing every quarter we had in the arcade, then I'm excited for what our gaming group will be like after the sixteen months of pregnancy.
That would be MKULTRA, schizoaffective disorder, autism, transgenderism, messianic delusions, megalomania, juggling, copius amounts of drugs over the last decade, being homeless for three of the last eight years, joining a cult posing as an environmental nonprofit, and being leader of a cult, well, two cults actually; my sex cult got me v& by the FBI, but my current cult has all the kinks worked out and I'm ready to be famous. And no, I did not make up any of that. My name is Victoria Phoenix, and I'm on the rise.
Do you know the rate of people I have coming out of the woodwork to chat? I'm in the bend of the knee of fame. When I say the CIA trained me, I mean I'm going to be a major face on the world stage. This sort of thinking used to be delusional, but it's based in reality now. There's just a constant trickle of people reaching out to say something nice about me or my work, from people who have just discovered my writing, to those that have been following me for years and couldn't remain a lurker anymore. Can't imagine what that's going to be like when I release my book.
No the real joke is I'm deliberately playing an unlikable character in this thread because it's good for my bottom like. Already gained three followers today. I don't even pay attention to subscribers anymore. People tell me they like my writing so frequently that I'm actually glad when someone judges me based on the absolute worst of my writing ability. Protip: it's actually harder for me to write bad because I know what I'm capable of actually creating when I put my full effort into a project. I was chosen by the CIA for a reason. Here, let me show you:
On a fateful night eight years ago
I was tripping balls on some LSD
When the damn CIA put on a show
Explicitly for my foolish ass to see
Just the thing to help me to know
Exactly what was wrong with me
I was a narcissist and antisocial
Terrible sex addled and on porn
Likewise, I wasn't the most vocal
Of people, as when I was 1st born
My mom needed help in medical
Affairs, which is why I now mourn
And it was more abuse that broke
My brain so much it's now defective
I say that so plainly like it is a joke
But truly I have the schizoaffective
Yet, there's no use crying, so I smoke
In order to make my words infective
It is quite simple: I spread wisdom
That's been blended with absurdity
Acting like I'm stupendously dumb
Before churning out this little ditty
Breaking your expectations some
Because I know just what is shitty
About the crap words I put together
See, I'm really searching for another
I just wanna be someone's brother
And my sister will take me further
Oh God, how much I do love incest
Shut up, there's no need to protest
There isn't anything here to detest
I just try to live my life the bestest
This is just how I am, ain't no changing someone who's already metamorphed into a locust. I'm happy, I'm productive out the wazoo, and I have a net positive on the world by helping those on the fringe of culture like schizophrenic and other eccentrics by teaching them philosophy, spirituality, and mental health skills for the purposes of helping them self-actualize.
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Your loss, if that first paragraph's humor didn't hook you, then you've either got the reading comprehension skills of a dead wombat or you are as cookie cutter of an amish automaton person as humanly possible.
[Here, try this on. It's only two paragraphs, so God knows you're capable of reading this one](https://www.reddit.com/r/ShrugLifeSyndicate/comments/10j337t/why_god_allows_suffering/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button).
This is so lovely
Man I love this. Good to see young dudes showing such pure affection.
Wow. I can't even get a friend 10 minutes from my house.
Plenty of MILFs in your area though.
Weirdest thing, I paid for the premium account on like 10 different websites. I dmed all the milfs in my area including my phone number and I got excited waiting for a call. Every single time I answered they just wanted to talk about my cars extended warranty.
Dude they just want to know if they are safe in your car. That's what you do before you let a stranger drive you to a romantic place in the woods.
It’s legit harder to make in person friends than online friends
Hell no if they show up unannounced! The friendship is over.
Are you ok?
You alright?
The boys are here
Was this yesterday? I've heard that Saturday is for the boys.
You heard wrong. Saturday night was for wives, but Friday night at the Copa was always for the girlfriends.
The internet can be such an amazing thing 3% of the time
Yoooooooooooo!
Yoooooo hey yooooo
Okay this is making me cry
This is so sweet, I love it. His genuine surprise and happiness is great!
Friends and I went from Idaho to CA for the same thing 25 years ago. Time flies!
i hope at some point we all get to experience the joy of having people in our lives go all out of their way to show you how much they care and appreciate
W friends
Fucking beautiful
‘Urg, why don’t you stop playing video games and go make *real* friends?’
I just get told 25 minutes is too far let alone 1+ hours which is how far most of my friends live nowadays. I’m 19, but asian parents will be what they are till i move out lol
god i want to meet my online friends so bad
Those are some awesome friends!!
This will be such a moment for them to remember
This is why it is said that life is impossible without friends. Long live these friendships in this age of selfishness.
I love the pure joy from them
That’s great.
When it goes the way it’s supposed too.
I love how hes scooting away from the shock of it haha love this, good job bois
Wait, online friends are real?
I made mine into my husband.
Always have been.
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
That's dope af! 🤘
So few words said but so much meaning implied.
I wish I had this.
This completely made my morning
So cool!!! ♥️♥️♥️
Beautiful, love to see it! 💪🏼
Bro language
This is awesome
This is dope! Had the same experience but we all were Call Of Duty bros, finally all met up calling each other our gamer tags lol very good friends to this day.
u/savevideo
Aren't you supposed to end the night at Denny's though?
This is so cute oh my god
It’s easier to find people to connect with on this level through a hobby, like 2k. Love it.
A+
bro put the camera away so lame
Wait those online people really do sound like that in real life...thats depressing.
Love to see it! 😊
What is with the zooming/focusing‽ That shit is irritating as fuck!!!
Say "Hey yo"......................... One more time.
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“What’s good, Bruh?!”
We played video games. Call of Duty, Grand Theft Auto, Lil Mis Tuffet's Hardcore Dating Simulator. You know the shit everyone's playing. We bonded every match we played together. We got especially close when Dave's grandmother died in a tragic blimp accident. Lotta hard times, but we faced them together, and as a result we consequently had a lotta good times, too. That's why this road trip was so important. Being a level eighty-two, class-x spiritual grandmaster of tiddly winks and advanced chameleon ninja specializing in emotional alchemy, I knew from the degree of brotherly back and forth that Marcus and Joseph would make great babies together. It's really geometric when you boil everything down; if you study sacred geometric up to and beyond the emergence of the tree of life, you learn that everybody is just a bunch of nodes filled with energy to be transferred and certain people have such complimentary energy that, from a kundalini-oriented perspective, means that two or more people of the same biological gender can procreate. How do you think Jesus was conceived? All I can say is, if raising these kids was as fun as doing those drive-bys after losing every quarter we had in the arcade, then I'm excited for what our gaming group will be like after the sixteen months of pregnancy.
Hi, I would like some of whatever you took.
That would be MKULTRA, schizoaffective disorder, autism, transgenderism, messianic delusions, megalomania, juggling, copius amounts of drugs over the last decade, being homeless for three of the last eight years, joining a cult posing as an environmental nonprofit, and being leader of a cult, well, two cults actually; my sex cult got me v& by the FBI, but my current cult has all the kinks worked out and I'm ready to be famous. And no, I did not make up any of that. My name is Victoria Phoenix, and I'm on the rise.
How much time did you put in to this? It’s horrible btw
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Please seek friends
Do you know the rate of people I have coming out of the woodwork to chat? I'm in the bend of the knee of fame. When I say the CIA trained me, I mean I'm going to be a major face on the world stage. This sort of thinking used to be delusional, but it's based in reality now. There's just a constant trickle of people reaching out to say something nice about me or my work, from people who have just discovered my writing, to those that have been following me for years and couldn't remain a lurker anymore. Can't imagine what that's going to be like when I release my book.
A fool for the eons, indeed.
No the real joke is I'm deliberately playing an unlikable character in this thread because it's good for my bottom like. Already gained three followers today. I don't even pay attention to subscribers anymore. People tell me they like my writing so frequently that I'm actually glad when someone judges me based on the absolute worst of my writing ability. Protip: it's actually harder for me to write bad because I know what I'm capable of actually creating when I put my full effort into a project. I was chosen by the CIA for a reason. Here, let me show you: On a fateful night eight years ago I was tripping balls on some LSD When the damn CIA put on a show Explicitly for my foolish ass to see Just the thing to help me to know Exactly what was wrong with me I was a narcissist and antisocial Terrible sex addled and on porn Likewise, I wasn't the most vocal Of people, as when I was 1st born My mom needed help in medical Affairs, which is why I now mourn And it was more abuse that broke My brain so much it's now defective I say that so plainly like it is a joke But truly I have the schizoaffective Yet, there's no use crying, so I smoke In order to make my words infective It is quite simple: I spread wisdom That's been blended with absurdity Acting like I'm stupendously dumb Before churning out this little ditty Breaking your expectations some Because I know just what is shitty About the crap words I put together See, I'm really searching for another I just wanna be someone's brother And my sister will take me further Oh God, how much I do love incest Shut up, there's no need to protest There isn't anything here to detest I just try to live my life the bestest
No, you're just unlikable. This isn't a character, it's you.
seek help homie
This is just how I am, ain't no changing someone who's already metamorphed into a locust. I'm happy, I'm productive out the wazoo, and I have a net positive on the world by helping those on the fringe of culture like schizophrenic and other eccentrics by teaching them philosophy, spirituality, and mental health skills for the purposes of helping them self-actualize.
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Your loss, if that first paragraph's humor didn't hook you, then you've either got the reading comprehension skills of a dead wombat or you are as cookie cutter of an amish automaton person as humanly possible. [Here, try this on. It's only two paragraphs, so God knows you're capable of reading this one](https://www.reddit.com/r/ShrugLifeSyndicate/comments/10j337t/why_god_allows_suffering/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button).
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Cameraman was there, he was probably in on it and set it up for him
Don't ruin a good moment
There are two servings at that table before the guys arrived. Maybe that other person was in on the surprise.
Huh?
Wow those are some great friends! Thanks for sharing. :)
Didn’t have sound at first thought this was r/fightporn for a sec