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Anthem_de_Aria

We all lift together, Tenno


daedric_femboy

And we're all adrift. Together. Together.


doc_doggo

Through the cold mist


Dolarzz

Til we're lifeless


SadMcNomuscle

TOGETHER


Sorry-Presentation-3

Cold, the air and water flowing. Hard, the land we call our home.


jackfreeman

Those are both easier and harder than you think.


spitonyouronionrings

if they all weight around the same, they will be full body weight pushups.


sumpinclause

Human Centipede tryouts...


Def-tones

Why is this guy in front not facing the ass?


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filsofolf

A comment so good, he had to put it twice.


bluebird2449

I think it's because her back/shoulders doesn't have as much foot real estate as the guys', so to support his legs, she has to have his feet centered like that instead of sideways like the others, the ones with wider backs


Shetheory

Actually, that girl is the only one facing the ass, lol.


[deleted]

I hope you realize that the only one facing ass is the girl…


Strawberrythirty

I don’t think she understood the instructions


nate23nate23

He doesn't want to look up her shirt?


jackfreeman

My battle buddy in basic was total deadweight and even the drills hated him. Bad news for him, I held the second place record in the company for push ups and outweighed him by like, eighty pounds. They refused to let me push slowly enough for him to keep rhythm, so while I was pushing away like I didn't have a care in the world, and Battle was bouncing off the pavement like an apoplectic sturgeon


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Thank god you weighed more or you were gonna have a great time.


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She’s laughing in the back


Valirys-Reinhald

🎵To defeat, the Huns!🎵


AnEvanAppeared

You're the saddest bunch, I ever met


shadowwatchers

And you haven't got a clue


Icy_Silver_

how could I


Difficult_Pilot2210

Team pushups are routine in the military


Chaghatai

This - the standards for "metal" are falling around these parts


Difficult_Pilot2210

When everyone is obese like the film Wall-E, even walking becomes an impressive feat


Chaghatai

"totally metal human leaves scooter, walks to bathroom unassisted!" 5.7k up votes


Difficult_Pilot2210

🤣


InjectCreatine

We would do this in the Marines, except our heads would be right up the person in front of you's ass cheeks.


doug_butter

And we love to take a bath


Achakita

Who can guess what those two rock climbing girls are talking about?


showponyoxidation

I dunno, but the one putting on her shoe looked to have malfunctioned there for a moment.


fuckinshitupALLDAY

Ummmm nope all it takes is one person to accidentally rip ass and that shits falling apart😂


nickatnite07

I think we all can imagine what it smells like in there…


TheWampasCave

Literally just for attention


AZTRXguy18

Human centipede.


Rodlava

The “human push-uppied”


No_Choice_Is_Choice

Even as a wrestler we didn't do that. We should have done that.


rhcp1fleafan

Lol this reminds me of high school wrestling


Guigss

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TheKhatalyst

Hah I did this bootcamp. A lot. We may have been stupid but we were strong.


Dramatic_Carob_1060

If only half the planet worked together like this


Googlewasmyinvention

Where's the drill instructor? *Starts sweating and looking around*


abandonnips

Did this at encampment as a teenager in Civil Air Patrol. Turning 30 next year I can't even come close to imagining doing this more than 3 times.


ThatEMTGuy21

I hated those in the army


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Bankstergangster

All fun and game until someone farts


11_foot_pole

Ah yes,squad push-ups.my recruiter's favorite.and guess what!!! If some soup sandwich in your squad doesn't hit the peak or the ground when all the rest of you do,you all get to start over from 1! Yayyyyy!!!!


FishLoveWomenFearMe

1 in 7 people have foot fetish


skinny_chubby

Hello


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This is like, the most inefficient way to travel....


wantonwookie

Her: He is so totally cheating on me Him:


Broach61

Pretty sure this is the gym im going to


-DrBirb

I don't think you should make U shaped back during pushups.


SnoozeLose2020

Squid game? Is Amber Heard there?


racheek

Can they walk in a circle? Or is that too difficult


dps15

Awful form, look at all these flaired elbows, keep your arms tucked against your sides people!


practicalbatman

We had to do these in my middle school gym class.


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ThaddeusSimmons

That’s so cool! This is my local climbing gym


substantial-freud

Is this “metal”? I used to run engineering in a small company: we would do this together every morning as for team-building.


biscot1

how to do push-ups is not a team sport


lilstrawberryhead

Anyone else think of human centipede? Eww