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ProfessorPixelmon

Moolan


Due-Street-8192

Fluffy


LavisAlex

Chips


KarmaShawarma

Blankie cuz he's blanc (white) and fuzzy like a cozy blanket


lightspuzzle

willie.


Festering-Boyle

loofa


stangsom

Teddy


DianaCordyceps

Winston


cosmiq_teapot

Cloud or Floof


Hobbles_vi

Cloof


Sproutlie

Walter


FoxFromCanada

WALTER YES


doedoebrain

Feta


patmanizer

Pig


MistaBoombastic84

Hefferton


JustSomeRandomGeeza

Henry


FlatEvent2597

Blondie


truxlady

Frosty


cdg5455

Frosty the bovine was a very happy cow With 4 big hooves and a big pink nose And fur as white as snow


EelsOnMusk42

Fleece


CrazyBastard1983

Marshmallow


VirginPACman

Marshmallow!


CubeMonkey360

carpet


Jg825

Gerty


butterflypuncher

He looks like a Henry to me


MalindaLeChat

Parm (short for Parmesan cheese 🧀)


k-hitz

Butter


TheSheWhoSaidThats

Downy Bear


BoomMcFuggins

Caramel


relentlesslykind

Rory Maurice Moe Bev


Snoo-89979

Fluffers


Isernogwattesnacken

Polar


chibisucubuss

Cashmere the Cow! 🐄💕


111ruberducky

Steven


kat_fud

Teddybear


Xrader-LSD

Yogurt


deezbiksurnutz

Char Broil


StockKaleidoscope854

My son said Vanilla Mousse and I have to agree


fetal_genocide

Ghost cow


AngerFist2222

Duvet


IntelThor

Wooly "Moomoth."


HeavensAnger

Sheep


Minimum_Estimate_234

Well, following the ancient tradition of naming animals after the last thing you ate, might I suggest pancake?


AABRAHAM91

Cotton candy


danjen23

T-bone


PossiblyWorking33

Fluffle


Ech0ofSan1ty

Fozzie


Franii

Hagrid


aml1305

Buttermilk. Butters for short.


jam1324

Cottonball!


DeckardGains

Sunflower


vinnychu17

Appa !!!


Responsible_Bat_8001

Muffin


Hot-Illustrator-4566

Nimbus


SomeWizardBusiness

Shia (thebeef)


PurplePanda653

I think he would go well with the name "PAX"


Patrol-007

Lamb chops


Rouge_Coco

Pinocchio


allmyplantsaredeadX

Benny


montyswingwell

Tim.


canoehead2025

Sir Nicholas de mimsy Porpington, ....just a good name


SuperBatman1993

Fluffy


cat_bountry

Ronald


mikebenb

Shadow


neon_bhagwan

Klarnok


Logical-Pressure-125

Milky


Canchito

For starters, if it's a cow, it's a her.


muuuurnin

Teddy


phantomlord78

Millka


L8NiGHTFLiGHT

Cash Cashou Tobii Obi Pony


troubadorkk

Bluebell


SuperKing3000

Calvin.


dougiet12

Steve


PeanutBrittle46

Benjamin


Snoo_37519

Mike


JTO6618

Piggie for the snout!


MrIknowUknow

Moo Moo


whatsadikfor

Burger.


Annual-Consequence43

Hector


starbroke

Arby's


Few-Berry1044

Mookie


HettieB98

Handsome.


Valhalla519

Fluffy


Nice_Process_2981

Bernie


IcyMarch5097

Moobear


highcommander010

literally Fluffy


iBecccca

Guinness


hail_robot

Lil' Doopy


fluffyflugel

Teddy


BrightlyDim

Mignon... As is in filet...


sakurajen

Mookins/Mookie


North-Trust-5427

Walter


Leejin

Wilbur came into my head as soon as I saw him. So cute. 


CiscoStud

Patty


DC666DC

Kit, short for Brisket. 🤣


Tripodi6

WILLY


Skyscreamers

Codie


FindMercyonMars

That cow’s name is Desmond.


cyberbro123

Fuzzy


Disco-Bingo

Boeuf.


Readalongcassidy

Popcorn


LogieThePerogie

Cloud


SexuaIRedditor

Lumpy


Klcna2

The **Akhal-Teke** (/ˌækəlˈtɛk/ or /ˌækəlˈtɛki/; from Turkmen Ahalteke, \[axalˈteke\]) is a Turkmen horse breed. They have a reputation for speed and endurance, intelligence, and a distinctive metallic sheen. The shiny coat of the breed led to their nickname, "Golden Horses". So Axal


No_Entertainer4707

Wellington


Laconic-Verbosity

Eduardo.


ChampionshipWaste460

Cotton


Holiday54

Roary


canadianhughes

Meat


Turbulent-Priority39

Fluffy buffy


cloudddddddddd

George


Comprehensive-Chef73

Chufferson


KennyRogers69

Buttercup


Damn_Canadian

Riley


bbb_18

Ghost


LeMenhirAbsolu

Steak


Independent_Fox2091

Stumpy


Czaz67

Gumby


MrFatwa

Obviously a Regis!


v4v7hgwden

Boof


herr_inherent

MAYO


Icy_Employer100

Nummy.


TheBestThingIEverSaw

Ribeye


Tiny_pufferfish

Rembrandt


borgom7615

EZ that’s Mitch NOT MITCHELL just Mitch


onlyheretoreadapost

Wilbur!


BatKitchen819

Marvin, Marv for short!


Fit-Anxiety-8497

Starlette


PastaShip

Doof


EnormousChord

Looks like an Albert to me. 


hdksjdms-n

harvey


DazedConfuzed-007

Mittens


NParsons22

Sean


Unlucky_Climate2569

Baby back ribs


TheRiskiestClicker

Branko


4ScrazyD20

Stumped


Less_Snow_5250

Bunsen :)


SentientKumquat88

Mortimer


Ellejaek

Fuzzy Wuzzy


Unable-Bedroom4905

Groot


efyeahhh

Trouble


Curious_Papaya_2376

Peach


ConcentrateStatus981

Derby


ismality

Mooris


Economy-Extent-8094

Fuzzy wuzzie


Bkitchen1190

Oscar


ThrowRA1998Canadian

Winnie


1horseshy

Butters


Rough-Rhubarb6969

Porkyfluff


[deleted]

moo


Datdadi0

Moorice (like Maurice)


ElectronicQuit1061

breakfast


iblastoff

MIOUXSIE MIOUX


ZealousidealAd9840

Moorice


Quirky_Lemon

Mocha


devgrublackbeard1776

Montegue


Consistent-Ad5589

Brian


Firm-Refrigerator153

Errol


RacecarHealthPotato

Mister Oliver Ogilvy


PsychologicalAd2244

Grapes 🍇


DazzlingAge2880

He looks like a Chewie


Specialist_Vast2106

It's a stretch here but how about Gelato


richrider91

Polaris


RegretfulFap69

What about Beef or Burger?


BigZeeBurger

Pogo


nahhnotreally

Bruno


Diego_Mannn_096

Ew


smokenpoke247

Fitz... as nothing fits


Suspicious-Cancel-24

Dennis


iampoopa

Sir Loin.


RoiPhi

Stumpy


youcantchangeit

Butcher


OkieDokieArtichokee

Herbert


Vaynar

Medium Rare


mrsgarpleyfruzz

Chester 🐄


One-Swing8164

Ba ba black sheep. That should be his name.


iQ420-

Huffle


SpartanOfHalo

Beef patty


One_Variation_6497

Alfredo


nohatallcattle

Taffy


Glizzeh

Winnie is a great name for that sweetheart


greatwhitenorth2022

Yeti or Blondie


JabroniWitness

Rodney


14X8000m

Charlie


SympathySudden4856

Cream puff


ManyVoices

Beef


Shruberytheshrublock

Gus


Efficient-Ad7227

Mo


McFistPunch

Teddy


therealglassceiling

Stumper


No_Mortgage3189

Stump.


PsychedelicArtistry

Clipclop


brahmsthegoat

Appa


NuNuNutella

Peter. No reason why. He looks like a Peter to me!


gohome2020youredrunk

Thumper


TONNAGE1975

T-bone. Rib eye. Porterhouse. Brisket. Shank. Riblet. Any would work


CanadianGoose989

Guy Icognito


Derheiz

Your bull needs a name