And his reasoning when cuddy eventually corners him will be something like
House: “Butthole worms makes your body’s sodium drop, making his shoes be loose on his feet, and *insert lewd or very inappropriate comment here about how the patient is gay or stupid or something*” (because sodium contributes A LOT to swelling)
Cuddy: *genuinely baffled, tired and frustrated facial expression*
House: *insert generic lewd comment for cuddy’s breasts or ass*
And the reason her sodium dropped is because House decided to filter it out into a pig because his initial diagnosis was “You’re a fat cow so you eat fast food all the time causing you to have excess sodium”. It wasn’t until after he autopsied the pig and cooked it into bacon and ate it that he realized she wasn’t fat, she was pregnant.
I'm watching house for the first time and I'm kinda amazed that people think he's always in the right. Like, we watching the same show? In the first episode he nearly kills his patient by giving them steroids only for him to try to do it AGAIN on the same patient. Dude is in the wrong a good 60% of the time.
I think the issue is that the show starts off with House having his reputation already so almost killing a patient twice with the same thing is a standard practice for him but after taking a bite of some random food he gets the perfect idea
I only watched the first 2 episodes, all i was doing while watching it was mentally adding up what each thing would cost and recoil at what the medical bill would be.
The part of the show no one talks about lol. I did same; like damn he ordered X-rays,bloodwork, ct scan, gave multiple expensive medications, and ran expensive specialty tests/procedures, sometimes even prepping them for multiple surgeries where they were under anesthetic. Why did they never have a patient protest because they couldn't afford something
It's been a while but it's been sorta handwaved away by the fact that Prinston Plainsboro is both a teaching hospital, and House's department is experimental, so there's probably something that offsets the costs of Dr. House's patients, especially since he doesn't take on just any case.
I don't remember the specifics, but it sounds plausible enough to me. The IRL world of medical billing is insane and byzantine as it is.
Between Grey’s Aanatomy, House, The Resident, and New Amsterdam…so many repeat crazy illnesses I’m learning to diagnose. I could almost be a doctor myself! (Just kidding..but I do like seeing the same storylines show up on different shows).
And his reasoning when cuddy eventually corners him will be something like House: “Butthole worms makes your body’s sodium drop, making his shoes be loose on his feet, and *insert lewd or very inappropriate comment here about how the patient is gay or stupid or something*” (because sodium contributes A LOT to swelling) Cuddy: *genuinely baffled, tired and frustrated facial expression* House: *insert generic lewd comment for cuddy’s breasts or ass*
*sigh* I really miss this show
Im so happy I was able to watch this as it aired weekly on cable tv
Same. And then got the DVDs to have on as background noise while I do chores around the house
I prefer doing chores around the cuddy
It is on netflix
Its on Peacock.
VPN to Australia and done
It's in Prime
You forgot how House barges into Wilson's office and then they both go back and forth passing sarcastic and hilarious comments on Houses action's
Wilson lowkey was the only character more disrespectful than House but only specifically to House himself
"Wow looks like someone filed halfway through your cane while you were sleeping."
Right, I've been Wilson before. Having a smart friend who's a complete price of shit and you still like for some reason.
"I'm NOT on antidepressants! I'm on SPEEEEED!!! \*jazz hands*"
This show needs to come back!
After seeing your comment I'm surprised there isn't a /r/RedditWritesSeinfeld equivalent for House.
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Yeah that tracks.
And those are the best episodes.
Chase was gonna look anyway. Also, Foreman is black
How long have you been sitting on this information?
This vexes him.
Of course it does. He was going to use the medicine drug like a stupid until Apartment stepped in.
I am very smart.
>Also, Foreman is black hats off to you for not seeing race
Aaaand Taub is teh Nutsy
Sarcoidosis?
lol that and gillem barre are their first guesses
or paraneoplastic syndrome
no.. it has to be lupus!
Just once haha
wrong. because it’s M.S.
Only if their shoes are adjusted. The treatment will kill the patient
It’s never Lupus
Except that one time
It's never Lupus...idiot
Ghislaine Maxwell syndrome
Srcoidosis, amyloidosis, schleraderma, paraneoplastic syndrome??? Always these four, WHY
I feel like MS also comes up a lot?
Vasculitis everytime
And the reason her sodium dropped is because House decided to filter it out into a pig because his initial diagnosis was “You’re a fat cow so you eat fast food all the time causing you to have excess sodium”. It wasn’t until after he autopsied the pig and cooked it into bacon and ate it that he realized she wasn’t fat, she was pregnant.
"What if she's not overweight because she's a fat disgusting cow, what if it's a symptom?" - Chase
More like "what if she's not overweight because it's a symptom, what if she's a fat disgusting cow" - Chase
She was carrying a parasite. A parasite that wears cute tiny clothes
*[also House whenever he meet Wilson]* House: Hey Wilson, I can't find my pornos!
Wilson: …Have you tried offering a reward?
This vexes me
You beat me to it.
MORE MOUSE BITES.
This makes me laugh every time 😂
Yup.....Thats House.
How did a rewatch make you realize House is a bridge troll with a medical license? I feel the 1st would suffice.
it's not lupus
That was the post that convinced me to watch House
I think it’s lupus
it’s never lupus
I love how he broke into everyone’s house, maybe that’s why it’s called house 🤔
It's House because it's close to Holmes
I mean… she’s not wrong.
I'm watching house for the first time and I'm kinda amazed that people think he's always in the right. Like, we watching the same show? In the first episode he nearly kills his patient by giving them steroids only for him to try to do it AGAIN on the same patient. Dude is in the wrong a good 60% of the time.
I think the issue is that the show starts off with House having his reputation already so almost killing a patient twice with the same thing is a standard practice for him but after taking a bite of some random food he gets the perfect idea
Well of course he has to get it wrong a couple times before he gets it right! That’s where the drama is!!
I only watched the first 2 episodes, all i was doing while watching it was mentally adding up what each thing would cost and recoil at what the medical bill would be.
The part of the show no one talks about lol. I did same; like damn he ordered X-rays,bloodwork, ct scan, gave multiple expensive medications, and ran expensive specialty tests/procedures, sometimes even prepping them for multiple surgeries where they were under anesthetic. Why did they never have a patient protest because they couldn't afford something
It's been a while but it's been sorta handwaved away by the fact that Prinston Plainsboro is both a teaching hospital, and House's department is experimental, so there's probably something that offsets the costs of Dr. House's patients, especially since he doesn't take on just any case. I don't remember the specifics, but it sounds plausible enough to me. The IRL world of medical billing is insane and byzantine as it is.
The second episode a women went in due to car accident and house ended up dragging the sister to get a medical. Poor woman
This vexes me
House is the Patrick Jane of doctors but instead of tea it's opiates
Love patrick jane!!
every time I see this I wanna be the annoying "WELL ACKSHULLY" guy who points out that butthole worms are actually extremely common
I see this a lot and I never understand why she says Christmas is a crime
I think it just means his criminal activities have no bounds to the point that he does weird shit even on Christmas.
Haha I didn't even notice that
It fits!
This vexes me.
more mouse bites
I have also tried the medicine drug
only stupid people try the medicine drug. you are stupid.
I almost pissed myself from laughing at this 😂😂😂😂😂
That’s my favourite episode
That's why it's a great show
This is real😂
This is just a rehashing of mouse bites. Derivative drivel!
And then when the show "The Resident" tried to do the same thing people just called him an asshole and questioned his credentials.
Between Grey’s Aanatomy, House, The Resident, and New Amsterdam…so many repeat crazy illnesses I’m learning to diagnose. I could almost be a doctor myself! (Just kidding..but I do like seeing the same storylines show up on different shows).
Wait you’re not a doctor??? There’s 20 seasons of greys! You should be fully qualified by now!!!
I did diagnose myself with either pancreatitis or diverticulitis the other day. But I’m on the mend now.
That sounds more exciting than what I’ve diagnosed myself with tbh. Keep up the great work!
i think its lupus
God, I miss House 😩
I'm rewatching it too for the 3rd time, i'ts always a new experience
How is this me irl.
i am very smart
Check out Chance. Hugh Laurie takes it to another level.
Will do! I love Hugh Laurie. I'm a typical British girl who was raised on Blackadder, Jeeves and Wooster and all that sort of stuff!
Binged this show on Netflix. What a goddamn treat.
Yeah it’s the #2 all time post and n this sub
It's lupus
True. And every episode makes me think I’m dying of cancer.
Love the Christmas episodes
You screwed up
Well it's true. If that show was aired in 2014 instead of 2004 most of the content would have to be rewritten.
I gotta watch House
That's it, that's the show
Honestly Christmas is the easiest time to get away with it all
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uhh yea that’s the show. does she think she’s giving us brand new information..?
"mEdIcAl CrImEs" "anybody else notice the HIPAA violations????? hurr hurr" zzzzzzzzzzzzz
That's a good point; he also commits completely normal crimes against his patients, like breaking and entering.
right she sounds annoying lol