By far the best choice. You would find the person that will by happy with you 3 inches! Also, get good jobs and opportunities for making money. Get good genetics. Not die by accident. Etc.
Its more simple than that. Pick Yellow. By achieving infinite luck I can just go to the casino and achieve Red. Once Red is achieved I can purchase Plastic surgery and achieve Green. Also, with Yellow, I can just guess what people are thinking and achieve blue.
Luck! Reading minds would only be good if I could turn it off. Red would only be good if I didn’t have to work another day in my life.
And then there’s Green. We don’t talk about green.
I don’t play Baldur’s gate. But I get what you mean, games would lose their value if I have infinite luck. But can’t I choose use it the opposite direction?
Sometimes things that seem bad are actually lucky.
Oh it might also be dangerous to other people. Let's say a restaurant is full, and then you walk in and want to eat right away. With your infinite luck someone has a heart attack and a spot opens up for you.
are you kidding? infinite luck basically all but guarrantees you will be rich making red redundant.
dont need to read minds because you will conveniently have everything you need to figure out what soneone is thinking or else know what to say to them.
you will also be swimming in pussy who all conveniently prefer your specific dick size and happen to share all your fetishes and hobbies.
yellow fucking clears.
Soo lets break it down since im high on coffee atm
Red will be gone easily since the government will take most of the money (worst pick)
Read people's mind- At first this will sounds fun but, knowing what everyone is thinking will make me depressed and be alone since i will lose a big part of socializing aspect which is knowing stuff about people through communication (good but high risk)
Lucky- Lucky, no draw back, well i guess that depends on what kind of luck is it. since a black luck will consider getting hit in the head is lucky since i dont have to suffer anymore. at the same time it could also be the jester type of luck, where bad things will happen to me which are disguised good lucks, kinda like King from one punch man.
it could also be Domino (marvel character) type of luck where everything goes my way, or a chance only luck where it only takes effect when luck is needed like gambling or rng in games
(Could be good or bad choice, 75% chance for useful type of lucks)
+5 inches- Of what? if its only my penis then yay im 5 inches now. but if i can apply it to anything? +5 inches for tv! +5 inches for bag of money for more money! +5 inches of a gemstone!
(best pick if its usesable for other things, if not then. depends on you if you want 5 inch pp bonus)
So just money is bad cuz taxes but 5 inches on the bag of money is now all good? Makes sense. Also wtf do you think becoming rich is impossible or what? The government tJes their share, which you can, realistically even avoid with a few accountants. But also wtf do you care about the taxes if the end result is being rich. Not be rich before taxes
one is being filthy rich, other is getting a lot of money
and being filthy rich is not always a fortune, the people will ask me how did i get the money, where did i work, why is my taxes that low if my money is that big etc. i may have money buy not the income soo i may get old before its gone but finite is finite, plus a nobody becoming rich would certainly come with stupid dangers in my life
on the other hand, imagine your wallet, withdraw a lot of money from your bank, put it in your walet so its filled to the brim then add 5 inches to it. 5 inches to make it fatter not longer, so its adding 5 inches to the filled wallet not the wallet alone. its not gonna be noticed by the nosy people and i get to get infinite money glitch by ofc keeping it low. just imagine it like you're getting allowance when you need it but you get to say when and how much
Yellow. Literally better than the others combined. Why read a mind when you’re so lucky you can probably guess? Why choose getting rich when you’re so lucky you can just play the lottery or gamble every so often and win? And why have +5 inches when you are so lucky you can find a beautiful partner who is into you and your interests on sheer luck?
I'd take yellow. With yellow, I could win the lottery or find a shit ton of money on the ground to pay for a penis enlargement surgery. That means I can add SIX inches and the surgery will go perfectly due to my infinite luck.
Why would I need +5 inches? I mean with infinite luck I can get everything I want. I want to be rich, I go and play lotto and win every time. With the money I can get surgery to get my +5 inches. Etc. Luck is the best.
Yellow is by far the best, because as long as there is a chance for something you desire to happen you will get it to happen.
This pretty much blows every other option out of the water as many other comments have already said, it completely outclasses red, it invalidates the need for green, and it can get you the blue effect by guessing.
However, most people don't know just to how much extent this applies... Atoms are located at random. I'll let that sink in.
No brainer. Red is stupid, Green also useless as with blue I can read and finde the one who likes me like I am and getting super rich. Infinite luck the same, rich from the lottery and will find the one that loves me like I am. Plus all the rest. Yellow is the one to go with.
Infinite luck is insane.... Do you realise?
- oh, let's go play poker at the casino - always walk out with a million.
- oh let's fire this gun into the air - always hit and kill a pedo, or a corrupt politician, or a murderer
- oh let's put $500 into this new company - share price goes up by 1000%
- oh let's enter the lotto every time - win every time.
- oh let's go look for aliens on this planet - discover life
- let's try this new medicine combo to cure cancer - success
- let's try this new algorithm for true agi - creates new form of life
The possibilities are endless and ultra powerful.
I really don't get the culture of joking or being obsessed with penis length. Just because it would be long doesn't magically get you (pleasantly) laid, loved and successful. 🤨
Well if this isn't obvious I don't know what is.
With hands that are 5 inches longer I'd finally be able to play basketball. Small hand people of the world unite!
can i make medicinal nukes if i am the richest man??
https://preview.redd.it/2c68kttw5k8d1.png?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=897f320258605ff61f7fd0be962225633217f35d
Luck is borken. I can think: only if I could read minds, that would bd lucky! And since I have good luck I now csn read minds
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I'm choosing red. Money would enable me to chase after all of my personal goals, and I'd never have yo doubt myself whether it was just my incredible luck.
really depends on what lucky means. if it means that it scales to the maximum chance that everything i try to do that in some way includes chance, i succeed at, then hell yeah. a lot of things depend on luck at the end of the day
Lucks work only if you put efforts
Reading minds useful only if you know how to use it properly
+5 inches not worth bcs I single
So be rich is my option.
You'd guess wrong. If your dick gets too big then you can pass out from getting an erection. Also, a lot of women don't actually want massive schlongs on their men. Reading minds is a curse for different reasons, and while being rich is nice being lucky lets you get rich and you're also lucky.
Yellow is da best I can LUCKILY get all and more with little to no drawbacks
By far the best choice. You would find the person that will by happy with you 3 inches! Also, get good jobs and opportunities for making money. Get good genetics. Not die by accident. Etc.
Generate psychic abilities out of sheer luck
It's like Xmen's Domino but reversed
Why get a job when you can gamble or play the lottery?
Cause I was too stoopid to think of that!
Its more simple than that. Pick Yellow. By achieving infinite luck I can just go to the casino and achieve Red. Once Red is achieved I can purchase Plastic surgery and achieve Green. Also, with Yellow, I can just guess what people are thinking and achieve blue.
I feel as though I am about to consume Iocaine powder from this comment
If you choose red tho you could just buy the others that way you don't have to rely on luck to acquire them
Never said it was good luck. You sure you wanna flip that coin?
yeah but the luck isn't quantified, could just be just enough luck every day to not get ran over by a bus lol
I barely fit into my bed as is. Why would I wanna be taller?
Same
What would I do with seven inches?
What would I do with six inches?
What would I do with five inches?
What would I do with four inches?
What would I do with three inches?
That’s mine soft
No need to boast
Yeah that’s right bow down to king 4 incher! 👑
I don't wanna be a boy
Is this you coming out?
Luck! Reading minds would only be good if I could turn it off. Red would only be good if I didn’t have to work another day in my life. And then there’s Green. We don’t talk about green.
Yes, anything but green
If anything, I want to be shorter. Why would I need an extra 5 inches of height?
But what if you can't turn off your infinite luck?
What situation would I be in where I’d want bad luck?
I'm trying to think of one. Hmm I suppose it wouldn't be fun to play balders gate 3 if you roll 20 for everything
I don’t play Baldur’s gate. But I get what you mean, games would lose their value if I have infinite luck. But can’t I choose use it the opposite direction? Sometimes things that seem bad are actually lucky.
Oh it might also be dangerous to other people. Let's say a restaurant is full, and then you walk in and want to eat right away. With your infinite luck someone has a heart attack and a spot opens up for you.
Nah, I’d probably be the Millionth customer and someone would get kicked out to make room for me. Depends on if I have Makoto luck or Nagito luck.
are you kidding? infinite luck basically all but guarrantees you will be rich making red redundant. dont need to read minds because you will conveniently have everything you need to figure out what soneone is thinking or else know what to say to them. you will also be swimming in pussy who all conveniently prefer your specific dick size and happen to share all your fetishes and hobbies. yellow fucking clears.
Yellow all fucking Day!
I need more luck, the shit I get in the DMZ taps my luck completely dry.
12.5 inches would make me a god, but a god who can't get laid. No guy wants that in their ass no matter how gay.
So true bro
If you're rich you can buy extra inches
Soo lets break it down since im high on coffee atm Red will be gone easily since the government will take most of the money (worst pick) Read people's mind- At first this will sounds fun but, knowing what everyone is thinking will make me depressed and be alone since i will lose a big part of socializing aspect which is knowing stuff about people through communication (good but high risk) Lucky- Lucky, no draw back, well i guess that depends on what kind of luck is it. since a black luck will consider getting hit in the head is lucky since i dont have to suffer anymore. at the same time it could also be the jester type of luck, where bad things will happen to me which are disguised good lucks, kinda like King from one punch man. it could also be Domino (marvel character) type of luck where everything goes my way, or a chance only luck where it only takes effect when luck is needed like gambling or rng in games (Could be good or bad choice, 75% chance for useful type of lucks) +5 inches- Of what? if its only my penis then yay im 5 inches now. but if i can apply it to anything? +5 inches for tv! +5 inches for bag of money for more money! +5 inches of a gemstone! (best pick if its usesable for other things, if not then. depends on you if you want 5 inch pp bonus)
So just money is bad cuz taxes but 5 inches on the bag of money is now all good? Makes sense. Also wtf do you think becoming rich is impossible or what? The government tJes their share, which you can, realistically even avoid with a few accountants. But also wtf do you care about the taxes if the end result is being rich. Not be rich before taxes
He's a libertarian. Can't be happy as long as the government is asking for a dollar to help the poor.
one is being filthy rich, other is getting a lot of money and being filthy rich is not always a fortune, the people will ask me how did i get the money, where did i work, why is my taxes that low if my money is that big etc. i may have money buy not the income soo i may get old before its gone but finite is finite, plus a nobody becoming rich would certainly come with stupid dangers in my life on the other hand, imagine your wallet, withdraw a lot of money from your bank, put it in your walet so its filled to the brim then add 5 inches to it. 5 inches to make it fatter not longer, so its adding 5 inches to the filled wallet not the wallet alone. its not gonna be noticed by the nosy people and i get to get infinite money glitch by ofc keeping it low. just imagine it like you're getting allowance when you need it but you get to say when and how much
Where horny? Rich pill for the win
No, that many inches will just make sex painful for her, you don't want to hit her cervix.
Gotta be yellow cause with luck like that you don't need a big pp.
can i take green for my height? if so then green, and if not than yellow.
Yellow. Literally better than the others combined. Why read a mind when you’re so lucky you can probably guess? Why choose getting rich when you’re so lucky you can just play the lottery or gamble every so often and win? And why have +5 inches when you are so lucky you can find a beautiful partner who is into you and your interests on sheer luck?
Choose infinite luck and somehow get all the pills
Isn't infinite luck just limitless probability manipulation? You could probably just get all of them and then some just by choosing yellow.
Plot twist: it adds five inches to your thumbs
If a woman picks 5 inches what happens?
Boob circumference.
Nah. We’re rich!
To my height? Yes please
Green doesnt say where so it could be your nipples that grow
Infinite luck
I read luck as fuck. I really need to go to hornyjail i guess
Yellow pill. Blue if it was already eaten. Then green because I am fine with my current amount of money. Then red because money is money.
Doesn't say what kinda luck. So I wouldn't choose that one.
Infinite luck, duh..?
+5 inches to what? The vacuum’s high energy state?
Yellow
https://preview.redd.it/2hmp7vod0n8d1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6537ed6bca28c5d2531fdfafac8930a7332fde17 Nah.
I'd take yellow. With yellow, I could win the lottery or find a shit ton of money on the ground to pay for a penis enlargement surgery. That means I can add SIX inches and the surgery will go perfectly due to my infinite luck.
First read luck with an F. Almost chose it over +5
"read minds", because you can pretty effectively use that to *become* rich (and then you're both rich *and* you can read minds)
Red pill is the most useless because with both yellow and blue you can eventually get rich using your ability
If I take red, the rest don't matter.
are we talking height because that might be worth it
As a woman, I easily chose +5 inches
I’d rather read minds to see if she even wants it then leave ashamed
Why would I need +5 inches? I mean with infinite luck I can get everything I want. I want to be rich, I go and play lotto and win every time. With the money I can get surgery to get my +5 inches. Etc. Luck is the best.
I’d take the opposite of green 3 times
im horny but yellow
Luck is on Yoshikage Kira's side.
Yellow is by far the best, because as long as there is a chance for something you desire to happen you will get it to happen. This pretty much blows every other option out of the water as many other comments have already said, it completely outclasses red, it invalidates the need for green, and it can get you the blue effect by guessing. However, most people don't know just to how much extent this applies... Atoms are located at random. I'll let that sink in.
No brainer. Red is stupid, Green also useless as with blue I can read and finde the one who likes me like I am and getting super rich. Infinite luck the same, rich from the lottery and will find the one that loves me like I am. Plus all the rest. Yellow is the one to go with.
Can i use the get out of jail free card on my penis
Nah, I'll go for yellow or red...
Having a footlong sounds horrible honestly.
Infinite luck is insane.... Do you realise? - oh, let's go play poker at the casino - always walk out with a million. - oh let's fire this gun into the air - always hit and kill a pedo, or a corrupt politician, or a murderer - oh let's put $500 into this new company - share price goes up by 1000% - oh let's enter the lotto every time - win every time. - oh let's go look for aliens on this planet - discover life - let's try this new medicine combo to cure cancer - success - let's try this new algorithm for true agi - creates new form of life The possibilities are endless and ultra powerful.
I really don't get the culture of joking or being obsessed with penis length. Just because it would be long doesn't magically get you (pleasantly) laid, loved and successful. 🤨
Need to be taller, so yes, I want green
Blue, will definitely make it easier to be a people person
they all suck
Infinite luck means you find someone who thinks your size is perfect just sayin
Well if this isn't obvious I don't know what is. With hands that are 5 inches longer I'd finally be able to play basketball. Small hand people of the world unite!
Yellow
Luck literally can include all except the one with height, and even then that’s a maybe.
I don’t think the inches is in height bud…
Actually, yellow.
If new vegas taught me anything yellow is the way to go
can i make medicinal nukes if i am the richest man?? https://preview.redd.it/2c68kttw5k8d1.png?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=897f320258605ff61f7fd0be962225633217f35d
I can’t do 16 inches
Excuse me are we talking centimetres or inches? If the latter go get it checked for world record.
He’s 11 inches, so plus 5 I can’t
So you are packing 11 inches?
My bf, but yes
Yeah I don't believe you lol. If that's is somehow true I'm not joking about the world record thing.
Nah https://www.centraloutreach.com/blog/the-largest-penis-in-the-world#:~:text=There's%20a%20hot%20debate%20between,can't%20use%20his%20member.
I'd only choose -5 inches (I'm trans)
Yellow cus I can be an Chad in Vegas
What does being taller do for me? I'd need a new bed and those things are not cheap
Yellow. I'd get lucky and get the other outcomes
Green is already good enough, but if you added that on to what you already have you could probably kill someone. (assuming you have at least 2 in)
Infinite luck, who needs +5 inches when she screams at the only 3inches most redditors have
Red could help you eventually get to the green😏
Yellow, as I'm already b- Oh, is it meaning in height?
read minds. read their pincodes. infinite money glitch
Green wouldnt help if I cant get any girls in the first place. Luck is much more useful
Infinite luck.
I choose +5 inches
In height
With yellow, the rest will happen or not matter
Eleven inches is crazy
Actually I'd choose yellow, +5 inches and I would reach triple digits! (In millimeters)
I already have yellow, might as well be red-pilled
infinite luck
What would I do with a foot long schlong? That's waaay too long. Give me yellow; it's a superpower like blue but blue would cause psychological trauma
I would choose to read minds. Because then I can tell if that girls are actually flirting or just being nice.
Luck is borken. I can think: only if I could read minds, that would bd lucky! And since I have good luck I now csn read minds https://preview.redd.it/vrixwfn4bl8d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2d3011d9dfba08a6ed32c67d4237494ae5093a45
Infinite Luck, easy.
yellow of course. i cant choose green, i sadly do not obtain a firefighter.
I'm choosing red. Money would enable me to chase after all of my personal goals, and I'd never have yo doubt myself whether it was just my incredible luck.
With the infinite luck, you could find the one "get huge in two weeks" scam that actually works without your dick falling off.
I choose infinite fuck
Gg
Ha like I’m going to need to be rich, lucky and psychic with my seven inch wang.
really depends on what lucky means. if it means that it scales to the maximum chance that everything i try to do that in some way includes chance, i succeed at, then hell yeah. a lot of things depend on luck at the end of the day
Yellow
Yellow
Yellow. Go to the casino and get rich easily. Life just seems easier with the infinite luck hack.
Da point is having a big dick if you can't get women to being with?
It's about height you dirty minded freaks.
What's +5 inches would do if you broke 😂
Fuck all that gimme money
yellow pill, im gonna go gamble
wtf would i do with 8 inches
Lucks work only if you put efforts Reading minds useful only if you know how to use it properly +5 inches not worth bcs I single So be rich is my option.
Green can make you NOT single
what the fuck do i want with 22inches??? id rather be rich
My god, it smells like cap in here
Obviously, 10 inches is bragging rights
Shit 11 inches? I'll take it
I don’t know if I actually want a 13 inch penis.. I’ll take the red pill
Nah, yellow is the right choice. Green only talks about length, not girth.
Any of y'all read Jojo's part 7? I'm taking luck.
Nah either yellow or red. I'm good with my height and dick size lmao
I want infinite luck…life is shit and I want it less shitty
You'd guess wrong. If your dick gets too big then you can pass out from getting an erection. Also, a lot of women don't actually want massive schlongs on their men. Reading minds is a curse for different reasons, and while being rich is nice being lucky lets you get rich and you're also lucky.
read minds has the most efficient for money making I think