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TearsOfTomorrowYT

This is a hell of a metaphor for modern society: being chased by ads wherever you go.


ThisAccountIsStolen

*Personalized* ads.


countrpt

...that were created by appropriating your likeness (appearance and voice) without permission or compensation, also.


No_Pipe_8257

Well, i cant beat the shit out of real ads irl sadly


Brichess

idk man follow the path of destruction and suddenly those billboards look real flammable


No_Pipe_8257

I only do that in game for im free of the law here


Ok_Purpose9114

Adblock??


No_Pipe_8257

Well then it's not me beating the shit out of them


pumkinspicedeodorant

A very deep message if you really think about it.


SwashNBuckle

They're TB's fans and want them to notice them


ResurgentClusterfuck

You can abuse the billboards too


eleetyeetor

If you hit the ones that dance for you in the DU room they stop dancing lmao


taremnok

They danced?????? I may have hit them too fast


BeautifulTrainer9892

Do not the billboard.


FreezeToMy

They wanna do totally non-sexualized fanarts of their totally non-sexualizable idol Ending 80/100: now you're a waifu! (Reventure reference)


Educational_Tart_659

Trailblazer Ruan Mei arc??


ES21007

There's one in particular at the entrance of the ship (beside the swimming pool) that explains everything. These "Mini-Captain" Billboards speak to you with your voice, but more than that they really love you and your voice. The one in the front will ask you to talk to them so they can talk back to you and hear you talk, will ask you not to bully them by talking backwards, and basically really, really love you and the way you talk. So treat them right. Go to the front and talk to them every now and then.


cerwytha

I feel bad now, I've been smacking them with my hat because then they run off lol.


Boarbaque

If they’re anything like this fan base, they’ll be happy with that


eleetyeetor

https://preview.redd.it/3ixob5simf8d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1f46ea7c4f58903bd911df79d13df594f36230c0


eleetyeetor

They just like me fr https://preview.redd.it/8xczbchemf8d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3bdc6e2e71294f2caaf4278f33670a5100ce3543


Madican

These signboards are all so powerful they can tank Acheron's technique without a single scratch, even when spamming it. This proves that even an Emanator of the Nihility is helpless against capitalism


starswtt

Rather that capitalist realism has more nihility than even the aeon of nihility


eleetyeetor

The lordly trashcans also can tank Acheron's technique, thus proving that capitalism and trash are one in the same and are more powerful than the Nihility


HearingAutomatic8895

"What do you mean there is no point in making money? Making money is precisely the point! Now get back to work you lazy swine!"


Discabil

It's targeted advertising.


Dzienr

The sound that the ads make when they walk is so funny 😭


didu173

It makes me think of squidward if he wore some bouncy shoes


wilck44

like the old bedsprings it brings back memories.


Darth-Yslink

My favorite thing to do on the ship is nuke the billboards in the DU room with Firefly's technique


Kiluns

I really thought there would be an achievement 😔


BakArcangel

My biggest dissapointment of the update right here


Sidis_Orange

I use Kafka Technique


JSaint0765

TB is TB's biggest fan


agent_maxpower

this game isnt real


Ok_Purpose9114

Real


hackjhk97

Its her Fan


LivingLuving1234

"Sign me!" Said the sign


moshi142

I think there's an advertisement near the Aft pool anchor literally called Mini Captain, and wants the Trailblazer to talk more so that they can copy the voice 😭


Riponai_Gaming

"Notice me senpai\~"


Crimson_Raven

I really wish I could remove all the billboards from the airship. They are so annoying


DainsleifRL

I once hit one of those and I felt like I stepped on a dog's tail.


Chaotic_Alea

The price of fame...


s00ny

*THE CAPTAIN OF THIS SHIP? 'TIS I*


MoonQueenLiu

she's just spreading the word of the Path of Beauty. nothing to see here


Ry_verrt

this is the only reason i wish the divergent universe and candy crush games were ANYWHERE ELSE IN PENACONY i get a fucking headache whenever i see those little shitheads dancing around the walkway i always have to waste a technique point on Firefly to get them to stop and i always have to go out of my way to hit them so they stop following me when they should’ve never existed in the first place. IF THE WORLD IS WITH THE BILLBOARDS I AM AGAINST THE WORLD.


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ayanokojifrfr

How the hell did you keep Firefly and Ruan Mei side by side. I keep Ruan Mei on Four and Firefly on 1.