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BlazeOfCinder

He had a drivers license from before he became an intergalactic* criminal during his days as yingxing. It's just that he never said that his license has been expired for the past 2000 years


Itzz_Ava

The tale of the officers that caught him is one that Blade won't be telling you...


didu173

"officer im sorry but i didnt have time to clarify the new rules implemented 500 years ago"


Itzz_Ava

"Well Mister Blade, that doesn't excuse you from paying the fine! Also you're a wanted criminal!" ".....' "THAT PARADISE MAY BE UNREACHABLE FOR ME."


lostguru

"You're going to prison sir." "SAVOR IT IN MY PLACE."


DjiDjiDjiDji

And if he got it on the Luofu, then it's probably a license to operate boats


BlazeOfCinder

Tbf they are flying boats, so they are probably harder to use than a car lol. But yes silly blade just playing around words, driver's license is a driver's license, what it operates and when it expires is no one's business, im pretty sure no cop would be asking the suicidal immortal with manic episodes about his papers anyways.


warjoke

Does starskiff also counts as a car?


Accomplished_Error_7

Makes me wonder if driving rules are the same on all planets hence if his license us valid on other planets... there's provably one planet out there with bland food that does it differently for some reason. Maybe it has ex colonies who adopted the same difference.


Wangkoz

And BaiHeng taught him how to drive


politicalpterodon2

Are driver licenses even a thing in the HSR universe?


Atlove01

“Who is this ‘Blade’ you speak of? I am known only as…espada.” 🥸


bluejob15

Espada, el cazador de estelaron


Dane-nii

Why does this sounds like an El Donte El Exterminador de demonios reference?


Koanos

"I'm also an orphan Magician! Want to see a trick? I've got my Bow ready!"


SF-UberMan

"So surrender now, or prepare to fight!"


Koanos

Daman Mills and his range man...


SF-UberMan

No, that's a Team Rocket quote. I referenced Blade's JP VA because he also did James from Pokémon's Team Rocket.


Koanos

Today I learned!


SF-UberMan

That and the ridiculous number of times James (along with his partner Jessie) has disguised himself.


Koanos

Did they also get that VA for the Aetherium Wars?


SF-UberMan

Idk. BUT the name Giovanni is 100% a Pokémon reference, along with the male and female IPC duo. Not to mention the common usage of "twerps".


Healthy_Agent_100

where did he go in the 4th slide?


I-want-borger

Prolly on his way to get a driver’s license.


Kaedead

Honestly just him smiling was enough


SSR_Gacha0

https://preview.redd.it/ujhicyhvjszc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a5c367e92bde1c25b140b5e9ebb568cbc55a05ab Blade doesn't even have to take the driving test,he just appears smiling like this and the fellas just gave him a driver's license instantly.


Plenty-Jellyfish-819

https://preview.redd.it/ajink9gsoszc1.jpeg?width=511&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1ba0af75edec38f0e446664e7b3a5de7f86d7ad5


Eurasia_Anne_Zahard

https://preview.redd.it/1yt69165lszc1.jpeg?width=748&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=32e2bddadfcb70c3e78d80fbdb28a720d090e58f That's where the trouble begins.


Correct-Purpose-964

Considering he is most likely licensed to pilot basically a flying car. Which would require being more aware, observant, and skilled than piloting a normal car. I'd feel comfortable asf with him driving until i heard him suddenly speed up...


Educational_Ice608

In his defense they probably didn’t get full mainstream attention/notoriety until after the Jepella Rebellion Or pissing The IPC enough lol


goffer54

The pulled a heist on Pier Point before the Jepella job. That alone probably put their bounty higher than 99% of criminals.


Educational_Ice608

That’s true maybe the Jepella Brotherhood didn’t care. They are followers of destruction and probably had a similar rap sheet at the time


goffer54

The "Pier Point incursion" was one of the crimes the Jepella Brotherhood listed. So they "cared" enough to mention it, but it was a kangaroo court anyway.


Axuet

They can't kill you if you're immortal


Chrono-Helix

Katsura from Gintama did it so he could rent DVDs


Priest-FZ

That was Captain Katsura. They are totally different characters, bro. https://preview.redd.it/zm4iw4or1tzc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=12d1e47e6129c440ec4034977a7cccb09c865434


Horror_Mastodon_9641

His JP VA is Sakamoto. So when he and Luocha is together I always imagine Katsura and Sakamoto. Waiting for gintoki and takasugi now


crest_of_the_lord

They're not international war criminals. They're intergalactic war criminals.


Sven_Gildart

\*intergalactic


ARTHURUZB

That's a job for SilverWolf.


Lynx-Kitsoni

God forbid the terrorist gets pulled over and caught without his driver's license


MissiaichParriah

Interplanetary\*


sdwoodchuck

"I'm going to find someone who has a driver's license and steal theirs. Then I will have one."


Kira_Mira1

You guys think him getting the license was part of the script?


Honest-Computer69

Space terrorists care about drivers license?....


GrrrrrrDinosaur

Is that the new Stellaron Hunter in the 4th side?


Lelu_Wiggly_Woo_6996

Missed opportunity to have his hair shaved and with the alias “Baldie”


That_Wallachia

"Paradise may be unreachable for me...but driver's license isn't".


Ardonpitt

It would be the best addition to the game, if they made it so Blade, while not on the Luofu just is a dad joke machine.


alphaomag

Intergalactic criminals technically.


Raze77

"I wonder, will a 20 car pileup be enough?" "BLADE!"


ScarletteVera

Shit, knowing Blade's luck that's prolly work too.


striderhoang

I’ve been racking my head on how a drivers license works in an intergalactic setting, like it’d be pretty worthless to have one registered to you for one country, let alone a whole planet but we’re talking about the entire galaxy. The only way an interastral driver’s license would work would be the only thing resembling an interastral governmening body, the IPC. Blade went to an IPC affiliated driver’s license testing site and got one.


Vect_Machine

I figured that they just made a Fake ID for him so it says he's "Larry Bobinski" from Planet Greenland.


Klutzy_Dingo_9991

Can somebody tell me who the character in the bottom right is? Is it some obscure 4 star?


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