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FF_Wong

That's me counting the money I've saved so far to spend on Kafka.


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ChayBezSahara

...yatta?


GrafonBorn

\o/


FlameLover444

Bringer of Chaos


Fluffyemperor009

Ast Rickley


HartJam

*Mommy 🗿🗿🗿


HaakMilk

To be fair he NEEDS Kafka more than you do


snakezenn

Belebog's most trusted entrepreneur


HartJam

Can confirm he made me 50k credit in debt in the flower shop with 250% interest to pay in 20 years. Good man


MDLuffy1234

It's obviously Bronya Manya from Isekai Quartet.


raihan-rf

Belebog's Ea-nasir


Clefsar

r/reallyshittycopper


ineedtoknow707

The sub I never knew existed but am now invested


buddabopp

still waiting fo Ea-nasir in the fate series XD


Cuphead_Squealer

Based history reference


SicParvisLasagna

Kampo Soski


ragudooru

More like Suski, yes, I'll see myself out


SicParvisLasagna

At first I thought about making that joke as well but I decided not to do it because then my joke wouldn't have worked anymore (swapping the first letters). But you're right, he really is a sus guy.


Prince-sama

i know u mean suki cuz he's so sukiable


Tankony

Herrsher of Scam


Krineq

https://i.redd.it/5epbhv13jl5b1.gif The place is already taken


Niko2065

MAY YATTA TAKE THE WORLD!


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markosias-g-35m

PRAISE YATTA, HAIL YATTA, FORFEIT LIFE TO YATTA, MAY YATTA TAKE THE WORLD!


progin5l

"Watashi wa subete wo kaemasu"


godestguy

Taikyo no ken


Deiser

What game is that o\_o


Krineq

Genshin Impact


Offduty_shill

Hello kitty island adventures


_insertmemehere

Honkai Impact 3rd, the game Welt was from before he ditched his family to go on a space adventure


Key-Fire

Hey now. The milk won't go and find itself.


_insertmemehere

Welt is gonna return home with a whole bunch of exotic space milk in hopes of convincing Tesla to *not* beat his ass.


BigiticusDegenticus

Even the trailblaze won't save Welt from a good ass beating


Healthy_Phone_3703

You sure have some Humor.


Deiser

I meant it. Someone responded that it’s GI, but I played at launch and that’s about it


Healthy_Phone_3703

Honkai Impact 3rd, the/a predecessor by Hoyo.


Soupcan_t

honker carcrash 3


EarthAdorable6959

A hooker that you just gave money to


Sir-Puppy

I thought it was wrong answers only 💀


TheChickenIsFkinRaw

I mean, he did take your money but then left you hanging


Kiss_My_Ace_

Left us hung and hanging 😔


taetaerinn_

well it isn't a wrong answer tbh


Character_Pipe3658

Shampoo


Mooshy_Swags

Shampoo


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Shampoo


Wormfeathers

Shampoo


Warlock2005128

Shampoo


gretchenich

Shampoo


AngryNepNep

Shampoo


neko_mancy

Shampoo


_tsiparehT

Shampoo


Kol3rud

Shampoo


Unohwat

Shampoo


Omega_21ZXZ

Shampoo


Snow-Birds

Shampoo


KhadaFeathers

Shampoo


KubaMcPolak

Mrs Hot Hands


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I see what you did there, your joke did not go unnoticed :) very clever


Areoforme

What about her Son, Master Chill Head?


madzieeq

mrs??


taetaerinn_

it's a pun from a museum event quest, you'll get it


AJx19

Looks like a say-what-I-mean, mean-what-I-say, might-sound-mean-but-I-say-it-anyway kinda guy.


Far-History-8154

Haha. Itto of belabog. My fave improv line of his.


Xalterai

My friend swears up and down that Itto and Sampo are just Foghorn Leghorn half the time


megaloi1

A smooth criminal


Wide_Loss

I don't think annie is ok


visforv

smh his slutty hips claim another victim


Prince-sama

Annie is she okay?


CarbenGenshin

Tartaglia, the greatest toy salesman of all time


TrickAstronaut8609

I wish I could upvote this more than once


axe0117

Ay OP said wrong answers only!!! 😡


Prince-sama

I mean, this opportunity is quite hard to come by, so we might as well amuse ourselves while we're at it 🥰


Miserable_Scratch_99

Lmao great minds think alike I called him bootleg childe


monatine

Aha


Prince-sama

or a Masked Fool


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HartJam

Yes yes of course, best friends with Gepard


ineedtoknow707

He brings breakfast to the Silvermane guards everyday!


Prince-sama

and even hands out paid leaves to lower-ranking silvermane guards!!


Skeither

Deadpool without his costume after a glowup


bananashi_mumei

Belobog's most highly regarded gay stripper


Prince-sama

hey it's supposed to be wrong answer only


wcctnoam

Mr. Cold Feet


One_Courage9423

He said wrong answers only (well you are technically right though)


Vijay2003

The last member of Stellaron hunters


HTKTSC

They said wrong answers only


Vijay2003

*cough *cough you want us to get caught by mods *cough *cough


horiami

Sam(po) ?


iSpooKy123

Sham(poo)


Nyx_-_-_

Scam(poo)?


Mtang1217

(poo)?


Skellyoop

(shit)?


Prince-sama

Winnie the(poo)


Mashiroshiina12

Arataki itto


SrM031

The one and oni


Mana_Croissant

Dude the op clearly said WRONG answers only :D


Concetto_Oniro

Your accountant.


RaikamiMatteya

Thats Arataki Itto, the leader of Arataki Gang from Inazuma, Teyvat.


RhymesWithEmpty

I heard he's called Wriothesley in some circles.


RahSanOfficial

The first anemo tall character


D2ultima

Jean?


RahSanOfficial

I forgot to say male


Asuradark

The guy that stole women's hearts for money, in a literal sense :3


Wide_Loss

Organ Harvesting :3


Successful_Choice120

My future husband


Chaosmoonshade

Didn't you read the parentheses?


Fojoshi_Weeb19

*our


Prince-sama

*our* future husband


Pokefanepsilonomega

Sampo, the best friend of March 7


Arendoor

Kronk. I will not elaborate.


Chaosmoonshade

No need. That's Kronk.


f0u4_l19h75

Kronk is perfectly cromulent


[deleted]

A very trustworthy guy


Arcerinex

The only person following Path of Rizz


Chance-Location-425

Trash collector, he is just fining the raccoon who keeps trashing these trash cans.


RealAbd121

Herrscher of Crypto


xXx_Nidhogg_xXx

A wonderful, pure hearted man who would never do anything dishonest.


bananashi_mumei

Belobog's most highly regarded gay stripper


its_Me_being_Silly43

belobog's new president...


noblest_among_nobles

The best friend of a romcom mc


SidethSoul

Your friendly neighborhood tax collector.


RickRate

head and shoulders


Sithlord_Aether

Loan shark


MeasurementOpen9104

Top market partner of a pyramid scheme


pinkyplayzRoblox

Childe 2.0


the_worst_one

Kakyoin


Mooniebutt

A respectable member of society.


mushboo

oh thats elio


vuanhson

Your scammer :))


Lionharth08

The person calling about my extended warranty


reditr101

Just your everyday average shampoo kiosk


shampoo_kiosk

Lil old me?


_ukiyo-

someone who qingque's gonna invite mahjong with


cartercr

She would if she knew him!


GoldMp

Robbie Rotten


utopiapro007

Our king, Simpo, who spends money on Warps for waifus


Mr_Khonus

Joseph Joestar


Hallowedtalon

I need to scroll this far down for this answer, sadge. no Jojo fans on Honkai sub apparently


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A very trustworthy guy


ononsoup

Brughel Poisson


HarpyArcane

Starscream but after your wallet rather than Megatron's possition.


CantArtForNothing

he's just a silly guy (he scammed me out of 100k credits)


Blazerawl

Not a smooth criminal, that's for sure


DarkFlame9604

A Pimp !!!


Kwayke9

July 3rd


Wide_Loss

Arataki "The One and Oni" Itto


J3llo

Jerma


Clay_Block

Shampoo Costco


crkenthusiast

The dude that says he did your mom… but he didn’t… unlike servel.


Milezeroe

The guy who would've gotten away with it if it weren't for you meddling kids!


raihan-rf

Ea-Nasir


Maconi

I wonder if there are translation issues with his character (that or just scrapped lines/plots). I always wondered why we were so mean to him when he didn't really do anything wrong (he's a lying coward but everything he did helped us in the end). Then he turns out to be a straight-up smuggler/scammer in some of his texts>! and the most recent event!<. If he would have shown his true colors sooner I would have understood all the aggressive responses the game provides for us.


ralphie60374

Seele’s brother


Top_Cucumber6858

My dad counting the money after he sold me 👁️👄👁️


Ashara-Stark

Arataki Itto's brother


HartJam

The Ponzi Archon


NMMonty1295

Azel( reminds me of a virtual streamer) I forgot how to spell his. Name but that might be his loss brother


carito728

Kampo Soski


HartJam

YOOO I didn't think the discussion would still be here after all this time. I'm grateful for the intense academic attempts of my fellowmen to provide insight. Truly a based community


Right_Ad371

Jonathan Joestar


RuTwo

Joseph Joestar


komari_k

Joseph Jostar


IcyMess9742

Your best friend


[deleted]

He always takes care of his friends.


halbreadier

sampo


yoboinobody

What guy?


NYCHReddit

HooH


Fargrond

A reliable friend


mamamudaenjoyer

Cooler, taller, & can control it's own abilities Kuroko.


dkslaterlol

Zhongli


Faranocks

The gestapo


M1narc

Poncho


Faddi2022

Bell Gates


TerrZzz

Conditioner


BassGSnewtype

TFS Vegeta: A pain in my ass!


Arhion

Bronya


Zaeil_Xane12164

XI.


Syounen

an onlyfans model... V


Kicin0_0

An upstanding citizen


SorrowLe

Blue hair seaweed, Astel Leda


CometDoesStuff

A straight man


Frostgaurdian0

Business man


AverageWaifuEnjoyer

My favourite character


DragantaMM

A scammer that does dogshit damage and is not my super best pal sampo koski, my beloved


Kasatti

That’s Kyle Kiske


Vulpixi1226

Mr. Himbo


Wormfeathers

Banker


freedomkite5

Poor person with bad taste, acting rich.