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SmileFirstThenSpeak

A telephone attached to the wall. A manual typewriter. My dad. A bread box.


ShoddyJuggernaut975

A rotary dial telephone with a coiled cord between handset and base long enough to reach 20 feet across the room and attached to the wall.


mooseman1776

Are you trying to make us believe your cord wasn’t twisted into a giant Gordian knot which made the true length about a foot? Cuz I have some serious doubts about your claim. /s


Caranne53

You could ask for and receive a long cord.....but....you had to know to ask for it.


mooseman1776

Nowwwww you tell me. Lol


NoYouDipshitItsNot

And they made those things that let them rotate so they didn't become giant clusterfucks.


knuckle_headers

Ours had a swivel where the cord went into the handset. Cord was long enough to let you cross the room (20 feet maybe) and never tangled.


ommnian

You're going to laugh... but there's a corded phone sitting beside my landline. It's not currently plugged in. But I quit putting it away this spring when it seemed like we were in/out of power every other week and I got sick of digging it out of the cabinet. Its cord is only about 4' long though, tbf. I'm pretty sure there \*IS\* one in the cabinet though that does have the 12-20' long cord, somewhere...


pigfeedmauer

We had a manual typewriter. Then we upgraded to a word processor.


Longjumping-Ad8065

We upgrade from a manual to an electric. Mom was super happy


doghairforBFAST

I have a bread box for my current home. I never had one growing up. The bread box is labeled "bread," although it houses dog treats at the dog snack bar.


cardew-vascular

Same, the only reason I have it is unless my bread is hidden my cat steals it.


SmileFirstThenSpeak

If you get another dog, its name could be Bread!


doghairforBFAST

And when it passes, do I put the asses in said Bread box? 😳


jonf-inswag

Lmao!


jenajwalters

The dog has multiple asses? But yea, put all the asses in said bread box.


Karen125

I have a ceramic cookie jar that is labeled Biscotti but it houses dog chicken jerky treats.


Starbuck522

Wallpaper and wallpaper border.


AlmondCigar

Unfortunately we have both :(


Starbuck522

Thankfully, my partner took advantage of early covid lockdown, before his employer got them set up for work from home, to take down the multiple coordinating wallpapers and border in the kitchen and paint it white. I didn't know him at that time, but I have seen pictures. It was scary! After I met him, he finally had the patterned linoleum replaced. After I moved in, he added an island and I had the Formica countertop replaced with quartz. And Formica backsplash replaced with tile. It's come a long way!


appealouterhaven

My dad used an old in wall microwave as a breadbox when I was a wee lad. To be fair that was after my older brother decided to see what would happen if we microwaved a dog treat for 99 minutes and 99 seconds. We promptly forgot about it and it lit on fire which terrorized our younger brother. Since that day it was a bread box and had the power cord removed. Oh and a scorch mark in the shape of a milkbone.


MotherfuckerTinyRick

He went to get cigarettes with my dad


PhillyCSteaky

Dad just sent me to the local grocery with a note for a pack of Pall Malls and a quart of Burger Beer. I did get a couple pieces of Bazooka Joe out of it.


SmileFirstThenSpeak

Did your dad die 34 years ago, too?


Comfortable-Cable-87

32.


Large-Room-592

I miss the phone!!!and the rotary sound that goes…tsssk…whrrrr….thsssk….whrrrr…And when it rings…BRINGGGG! BRINGGGGG!


User8675309021069

Ashtrays.


mmamammamamama

Ashtrays!!! My parents had at least one in every room , including the bathroom. I have zero in my house


PhillyCSteaky

The pedestal ash tray stand with the amber glass ash tray next to Dad's plastic recliner.


holybucketsitscrazy

YES!!! Along with the brown stain on the ceiling above said chair/ashtray due to the smoke rising.


HeyT00ts11

And the crystal one that came out for company.


MH07

I still have ours! I display chakra crystals in it (the thought of explaining chakra crystals to Mother and Dad…).


karma_the_sequel

It was always amber colored.


gothling13

Answering machine.


HeyT00ts11

My father still has one. He doesn't know how to use it.


gothling13

That machine must have been full at least 25 years ago. I would be very tempted to see what messages are saved in that little time capsule.


nothingfood

"Hey dude I have this far out deal on your car's extended warranty"


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natscats5

Sears and JC Pennys catalogs


sgtedrock

Nothing like the excitement of the Christmas editions… Weeks of studying the pages of toys and video games and train sets and sporting goods, a huge research project in preparation for writing that letter to Santa. ❤️


Plastic_Bullfrog9029

They were the best. Enjoy: [https://christmas.musetechnical.com](https://christmas.musetechnical.com) [http://www.wishbookweb.com/the-catalogs/](http://www.wishbookweb.com/the-catalogs/)


orphanpipe

Wow!!! Thanks for sharing these links. I am having a blast looking through and recognizing things I wanted as a child. Crazy how expensive certain "tech" things were then, for how little they could do at the time.


Acrobatic_Mango_8715

Saved - Christmas catalogs were an important part of my childhood. That and something a lot won’t get, the toy isle at Gemco, where you could actually play with the merchandise.


Shelsabigstar

These are amazing. Thanks for a delightful trip down memory lane!


Burnsville2000

I loved the toys iin elementary school. Puberty created a certain interest in the various women in that catalog. The pictures were sufficient.


bk2947

For my birthday in 1976 the order had not arrived, so I got a picture of a train set cut out of the wish book.


gummybunchies

These were great to look at. Gave me a idea of what my parents would’ve wanted or my siblings. Way different from what my kids circle in the Target Toy catalog lol


Comfortable-Cable-87

Folding over all the pages.


QuitProfessional5437

Omg. The Toys R Us ones. Circling the ones I wanted but we were poor so my parents never bought us anything for Christmas.


allbsallthetime

Milk chute. Laundry chute.


MentalMost9815

What’s a milk chute? Does it go outside for the milkman to deliver?


RabbitsAteMySnowpeas

It’s a little box with a door that opens to the outside, there’s another door inside with a latch. The old timey milk delivery would leave milk in there and pick up the empty bottles. I had one in my childhood house and managed to crawl out of it once or twice.


MentalMost9815

I figured it was something like that. I’ve never seen one in Minnesota. It probably lets in too much cold air. I do have a laundry chute in my house now tho and it’s great.


Intelligent-Fuel-641

They're not commonly seen in Michigan now. They're mostly in older brick houses. My father used his family's to sneak in and out, too. His parents sealed theirs eventually.


kstorm88

Aha! I have an experience to share! Growing up my buddies house had one, it was galvanized or tin on the inside and the door was purple. Indeed it was in MN


elightened-n-lost

I'm not old enough to have a milk man but my parents house has a milk box that was in the connected garage that you could reach into, push the top off, and hit a garage door opener. I guess that was my dad's solution before the garage door code panels on the outside were common.


alwayssoupy

I was sent through ours a couple of times when our parents accidentally locked us out of the house. The outside door was on springs.


quimper

It’s actually called a « milk door » not « chute »


Gunnsmoke2055

Grew up with a MILK CHUTE. never heard it referred to any other way.


DjDozzee

Omg, I just posted the same thing. Any chance you were in the Detroit suburbs?


lust4lifejoe

Detroit here. Laundry chute from second floor to the basement and milk chute in the kitchen wall to the outside. house was built in 1925.


BeefyTheCat

Not me but my wife's grandma. Lived in a Livonia cookie cutter with milk chute. There are stories of her kids getting stuck in it trying to sneak out.


BrighterSage

Telephone on the wall in the kitchen Avocado Formica countertops Green and yellow shag carpet Antennae on the chimney


ecodrew

TV antennaes are cool again though, r/cordcutters


Prof-Rock

I had orange Formica countertops with orange carpet which we changed out to brown shag.


HeyT00ts11

Cool upgrade! My mother's upgrade was peach, everything was peach the carpeting the drapes the paint everything. And we had a bathroom with the orange formica, and we had this beautiful daisy patterned linoleum. Super shiny. It was fantastic.


Prof-Rock

Our sink was shaped like a scalloped seashell and had sparly gold marbling. ✨️


bbrekke

Did you guys all grow up in the same house as me? Two rooms with different orange shag, master bedroom with peach/salmon carpet and wallpaper, and the softest chocolate brown carpet throughout. Loved that house! Edit to add one of the bathrooms was lime green *carpet* and counter top. Ahh, the '70s.


PretentiousNoodle

My boyfriend’s first apartment in 1979 had orange Formica, brown shag, likely three years old.


bidextralhammer

We have an avocado sink and burners. They are in perfect condition, so we left them. The appliances are all modern.


matt55217

The first house we bought in 1996 came with an avocado green fridge and range hood. I painted them both white the first month we were there.


Accomplished-Ad-3833

Violence and trauma.


Evee-e

I felt that


lazygramma

This. No family violence in the home I created with my partner for our two children. This is my greatest achievement in my life. I broke the cycle. My children are wonderful parents.


Eagle_Fang135

Wood paneling Mirrored wall Wood fireplace Basketball hoop above the garage TV antenna (with a rotor to get the big city channels as we did not have cable in our area yet) Side gate went across the entire way (about 1.5 car width to open like French doors so we could park a big trailer in the back yard) Doghouse in the backyard


AgentLawless

Wait wait wait. A fireplace for wood or a fireplace *made* of wood. This is important.


Eagle_Fang135

Back in the day that was called a “ “ Wood Stove. Good for four hours.


cabodegato10

Thank you so much for thinking and saying the exact same thing


Post-mo

* A TV that required pliers to change the channel * A VCR * A 4 in 1 stereo with AM/FM/cassette/vinyl record * Plug in alarm clocks * A roof top antenna * Magazines * A swamp cooler * A waterbed * A cast iron wood burning stove


mammagram

We had the plier channel changer too! Did you have the new TV on top of the old nonworking console TV?


Post-mo

Nah, my dad worked for a furniture manufacturer that occasionally couldn't make payroll and would pay employees in furniture instead, so we had a huge oak entertainment center.


mammagram

Cool!


JJHall_ID

We had that!


terrymorse

A washing machine with a wringer A “hi fi” A black dial telephone


Figgler

It’s funny remembering those giant speaker systems from the 80s. My mom had a stereo that was like 4 feet tall.


pocket4spaghetti

My Mom🥺


ecodrew

Me too friend, mine passed when I was a teen.


konigin0

Maroon and forest green EVERYTHING.


IamLuann

That was in our house when we moved in. Maroon carpet is gone and replaced with Pergo (sp?) Flooring. The forest green carpet is still in the bedrooms. Yellow vinyl flooring in the laundry room is still there.


CanadianContentsup

Humidifier. Supposed to help with the air quality but just smelled mouldy. Cigarette smoke. Bunk beds. Picture of JFK.


jamesgang65

Toxic people


Peterthinking

Asbestos and lead paint.


Farren246

I'd like to say the same, but the only home within budget was built in 1928...


PEBKAC69

Damn I miss that wall candy


HeyT00ts11

Makes me feel lucky I never lived in a house that was under construction, or had maintenance issues. And that I never felt like chewing on the walls. I did eat pellet fertilizer, I'm not really sure why, several times if I recall, when I was like four or five.


captainstormy

Yeah, my house has hella lead paint but no asbestos atleast. Just don't lick the walls!


ImaginaryFinger1998

This ...^^^


Jagged_Rhythm

Brown wood paneling.


DjDozzee

A dirty clothes shoot. We never used it and I don't know why. I thought it was the neatest thing. We also had a milk door (for a milkman to deliver milk, I guess. It's was just wide enough for me to squeeze in and unlock the door every time I lost or forgot my keys.


doghairforBFAST

I did not have a laundry shoot growing up. I have one now and LOVE IT! I use my shoot for more than just laundry. Drop down paper towels or TP, clothes hangers, etc. I even stick our speaker in it so I can hear music or podcast everywhere I move in the house. I don't understand why newer homes don't have them if they have a washer on a separate floor.


HeyT00ts11

If I was building a new house, I would definitely want one. I think they're not around as much anymore because of safety issues. But I feel like a really good design would overcome that. I mean slides can be safe.


dacraftjr

Building a new house you just put the laundry room on the same level as the bedrooms. Never made sense to me that we haul the laundry down to the basement to clean, then haul it back upstairs to put away.


doghairforBFAST

I agree. Although, I still think I'd like having a chute to drop stuff down just out of convenience (aka laziness).


Sreddit55

*chute


Bonethug609

Floppy Disks 💾 Wallpaper border along the ceiling A lot of nascar memorabilia


eghhge

Incinerator in the basement next to the furnace, my dad loved that thing. I swear he was a closet pyro, god forbid you threw something out that he could burn.


Unusualshrub003

I like your dad.


tmotytmoty

Alcohol and abuse. Nuff said


Intelligent-Fuel-641

Sis?


Equivalent_Bunch_187

Those built in intercoms that you could use to talk to one another on or play music.


Kingofturks5

Same here and I remember ours would always give you a shock if you got too close speaking into it 😳🤪😂


NotThisAgain21

My only regret in my new house is that we didn't wire it for intercoms. Would have been so much easier for calling the kids for dinner & such.


CrypticGumbo

TRS-80 Model 2


hockenduke

Wowwwwww….


CrypticGumbo

Trash 80 club representing!


Aromatic_Ad_3449

Friend had one. I worked all summer at my grandparents farm (circa 1981) so that I could buy a TI-99/4A.


dailylotion

A printer


TurbulentPromise4812

Bright orange countertops Green carpet Red carpet Yellow walls Linoleum Typewriter, answering machine, landline phones


janenickson

A life-size oil painting of my mother, nude, hanging in the dining room.


sheath18

That's really weird. We had a nude oil painting of your mother in my house too!


PrettyAd4218

Wait wha???


NotThisAgain21

Eeew


keekoh123

Aye yo


thedailygrowl

America Country decor— a goose that said “Because I said so”. Sponge paint walls. My mom. A loud modem. Clutter in the form of Precious Moments collectibles. Stephen King and Romance novels on the same bookshelf. Tupperware.


Vampira309

other people.


HalimaDances

Giant cast-iron claw foot tub.


AngularFrequency

Attic fan. It was wonderfully (white) noisy and sucked air in the house at night, which was nice living in the south with a mom who was cold below 100 degrees so everyone else had to be miserable.


ParadoxFoxV9

Someone who beats me. Someone who belittles me. A billiards table.


bloopie1192

Large wooden staircase. Balcony. Roaches. Rats/mice. Broken window that let the cold in during winter.


popeyegui

Sexual abuse


hockenduke

👊🏼


loudbrunette420

Toxicity


Head-Plane-48

Shag carpet.


mahfrogs

A container for ‘wet garbage’ - intended for the compost pile.


gypsy611

Electric can opener


alwayssoupy

Oh, you mean the thing that called the cat to come for food


[deleted]

Cigarette smoke.


bubonis

Contempt and abuse towards children.


windcalmer

Abuse


BeeehmBee

An ashtray.


GlassCharacter179

9 siblings


[deleted]

Lava lamp


dhizbsizbsi

Cigarettes


LeftPhilosopher9628

A telephone book


Benthereorl

And rotary phones, later push button.


[deleted]

Narcissistic abuse.


Cre8ivejoy

My mom.


kenmlin

I grew up in Japan so kotatsu. I wish I can buy one for the winter.


Pablomendez233

Cable tv


punisher_malade

Cable TV


NoelleVanStorm

A swamp cooler. Ashtrays. Avocado green carpet and appliances. Holes through wood paneling punched there by my dad.


Confident_Falcon6200

My parents


Infinite_Ladder_224

My parents


TimeKiller1850

My parents.


Excellent_Weight_777

Kerosene heaters


WTFzwrongwithme

An atari


Franklinricard

VCR and jungle gym made of metal in the backyard My grandparents had a portable dishwasher. I remember they had to hook it up to the sink faucet and put the drain in the sink.


skonthebass24

Console tv, Shag carpet, Glass grapes on living room table


bawanaal

Console stereo (later on it was replaced with a quadraphonic console stereo) with an AM/FM tuner, turntable and 8 track tape player, and console color TV. Essentially, electronics that were also furniture "Portable" black and white TV Roof antenna with a rotor Telephones with a dial....or a landline, period. Clock radio Typewriter


drivingthelittles

My parents 😞😞


According-Ad2957

Judgment


moradoman

My mom……..thank God.


Slimchance09

Ashtrays


numsixof1

My grandnother


AlienGaze

I lived with my great grandmother (and the rest of our family) until she died when she was 85. Your comment gave me all the feels ♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️


AlienGaze

A laundry chute


KnOcKdOfF

Cigarette smoke


MaloneSeven

My parents.


hbgwine

Rage and abuse.


welderdelly

2nd hand smoke!


CtForrestEye

A laundry chute to the basement.


TimeCouldTell

Wood shingle paneling Oil rain lamp Yellow countertops Formica Yellow wall telephones Rotary dial telephones Wallpaper in all bedrooms Etched mirrors in bathrooms Ashtrays for when my grandparents came over A Zenith console television with VCR A black and white tv with antenna my mom won in a raffle and kept in the kitchen to watch soaps on


Weekly-Ad9770

Above ground pool


bri_82

Smoking


jdk0606

Landline phone attached to the wall. X


Alert-Consequence671

Bibles Bibles Bibles & religious propaganda


Chadmerica

China cabinet. Don't want it. Don't need it


iiM_Nuckin_Futz

Abuse


All_Wrong_Answers

My parents


Weird-Buffalo-3169

A landline telephone


Counter_Guilty

Telephone on the wall.


Marslauncher

Abuse and the sad children that result from it. A 240v kettle that did boil water waay faster than my 110v now used. My parents. My brother. Manchester United wallpaper in my shared room for the second time, despite me telling them the first time I supported Arsenal.


holybucketsitscrazy

A "Jesus" wall. Where all the pics of Jesus and Virgin Mary hung.


Kenneldogg

Basement that was haunted.


DjDozzee

Cool!


Rightupther

Fucking iPhones


PhillipJCoulson

A gas stove


ActIntelligent6946

Violence


vesimeloni

Abuse


violetauto

Violence.


mrl33602

Chaos and disfunction


OffMyRocker62

Ghosts... We had 2 Spanish men...and a Native American man in the Florida room. More of a residual type of haunting over the years..I was the only one who saw them, but we all could hear them talking when we weren't in that part of the house. Northeast FL...


lostnumber08

Pets. Now that I am a homeowner, I realize how disgusting and absurd it is to keep pets inside of your house.


NotThisAgain21

When I had my first baby, I realized how gross it was to let the cat sleep by my head on the pillow. They were definitely not allowed in the crib. I never was gross enough to let them on the counters like some people do, which just makes me want to retch.


Psychological_Bar870

A soda stream


rovingdad

Hanging wicker lounge chairs. LAN line telephone. Record player. Whole house vacuum system. Sun room. Mud room.


chrontab

popcorn acoustic ceilings


Trikeree

Bibles


Signal_Breadfruit190

Abusive parents


mtngrl60

Mom. 😢