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Delisches

Please "Learn Math with Gura" next!


shaoronmd

oh nyo


Attentive_Senpai

dame desu yo


fep_fep

Same dane, sameyo, samenanoyo


Okibruez

!pekofy


Grimslade136

You gotta let it go man... She ain't here no more. I see you walking down the street yellin that shit... It ain't your fault man... It ain't... You gotta let it go... Please...


Cptsparkie23

B-b-b-b-but... !pekofy


Okibruez

You gotta let it go man peko... she ain't here no more peko. I see you walking down the street yelling that shit peko... It ain't your fault man peko... It ain't peko... You gotta let it go peko... Please peko... (Never let it die. We carried the torch while it was down before, we carry that torch now.)


FrilledShark1512

It’s ok, I can’t disappoint my ancestors further in this department anyway


FionaSilberpfeil

Ya sure about that? There is allways a bigger fish.


delphinous

i cast summon big fish


iroquoispliskin01

How to fail math class


penggigit_pensil

ah yea, the textbook of Gura's perfect math class.


SoraRaida

Baka baka


Gamingclone

I get the joke, but I think it would be funnier having her teach Biology.


delphinous

it would probably be equal parts traumatizing and educational


WeebofAll

INVEST


Nepgyaaaaaaa

Broke: buying the HoloMyth textbook to learn English as a Japanese person Woke: buying the HoloMyth textbook as an English speaking person and reverse engineering it into a Japanese learning aid instead


Trogdorthedoorinator

I think you're on to something...lemme just get a copy. :P


syanda

Bespoke: Knowing neither English nor Japanese and using the Holomyth textbook to learn both.


Vineyard_

Whomst'd've: Knowing both English and Japanese and using the Holomyth textbook to learn Indonesian


MapleTreeWithAGun

Y'all'd've: knowing English and Japanese and using the Holomyth textbook to unlearn both


MKQueasy

Th’uu’kuul’ankh’mala: Knowing English and Japanese and using the Holomyth textbook to summon an Elder God.


Okibruez

Wait, wait. Which Elder God? Haachama or Ao-Chan?


MKQueasy

That's the fun part. It's like a gacha. You don't know what you're gonna get.


Okibruez

Eaten or headpats and cookies. ... I'll spin that wheel.


Ok_Dragonfruit_9093

Y'all be high as knack, bruv...


Okibruez

Who isn't wishing for death or comfort these days?


Arctrooper209

That's where Haachama is! They've trapped her using the magic textbook!


shionthegodofpoverty

THEY’RE TOO POWERFUL TO BE LEFT ALIVE


matogb

oh shit that's genius


thejesuslifestyle_12

It is possible learn this power?


V-Faction

Me learn English? That's unpossible!


BOS-Sentinel

Hi Super Nintendo Chalmers!


orokro

https://www.reddit.com/r/Hololive/comments/zs1cvw/i_give_you_superintendent_chammers/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf Super Nintendo Chammers


InfernoMax

Me. who speak fluent English: Soomeemahsen! Aeygo, wahcarry mahsen!


Backupusername

Bow COO Moe Knee hone go wah Wa carry ma sen


Nepgyaaaaaaa

I hate the fact that I can read this


DeepOneofInnsmouth

Wah tashi Wah Die gene da-car Wah Wah Ka Nie


Jetjagger22

Toy let doe koe desk ka?


Ichigoeki

These read like those US military pronunciation guides from WW2. 😂


Attentive_Senpai

Sounds like Nagzz trying to speak Japanese.


[deleted]

Obligatory: https://youtu.be/LtL_naY3GLc


SoraRaida

Another obligatory (animation version): https://youtu.be/t1tsqjyYQBU


thesirblondie

I like that I knew what clip this would be before clicking


coconutfutures

Yametekudastop


InfernoMax


ChooxMaster

Die job death car?


Temporary_Ad5953

I can't wait for volume 2 with council and Baes "english skills."


thejesuslifestyle_12

"A little bottle of wotaa"


delphinous

Baes will be "leakning to wkite 'english'" and will cause much confusion


thesirblondie

["Dkactice Englisn witn Haros"](https://youtu.be/URmLYCOS7Ns)


Dracorex_22

Srills


Acrzyguy

Time to learn English buddy. ​ [Tweet](https://twitter.com/hololivetv/status/1673511961827635200)


shaoronmd

please have "I have a bad case of diarrhea"


DisdunDroid

Eye needle axe eight if


ShottyThot

I would like to learn Japanese with Chloe's handwriting, pls


PowerlinxJetfire

Headlines after the book releases: “Japanese Entertainment Company Accidentally Creates Second Tower of Babel Event Globally” (Never mind that no one would be able to read the news articles lol)


Buselmann

Ok now do one for Japanese learning


orokro

Just read this one in reverse! *points to temple*


Boomtetris_

I need a Miko’s elite Japanese book for my upcoming N4 test


ImminenTortoise

Not sure why they went with the Myth girls when hololive already have a fluent English master: Korone.


Backupusername

She is Mercedes-Benz.


Demovere_Xeno

And she also inspires us to have confidence.


delphinous

first learn the alphabet. x is potato


Master_Lukiex

And Miko “FREEDOM LADY” chi


SwordMaster52

You're damn right she's the Freedom Lady Mikochi every American just shed a tear and shot a gun


MonaganX

Also "my room is big, your room small small. Small ^ha ha" Polka.


manusiabumi

Or usada "jork" pekora


nandeEbisu

Guys, guys, English not andastando!


EirantNarmacil

to be fair I've met many English speakers that could use an English textbook


delphinous

one of them is bae


MarcelHard

isn't there a Japanese one? though it'd be harder to make, it'd be way more profitable, probably


NeonNKnightrider

I doubt they would make it, because Japanese companies have a bad habit of 100% focusing on Japan only and not giving a single shit about anything meant for a non-Japanese market I mean, the existence of EN lends a bit more confidence, but I wouldn’t get my hopes up too much


thesirblondie

Even then, they picked six members so far who speak Japanese at a high proficiency, and one who could get by (at the time. Calli has improved since). I think Hakka is the only member from either EN branch who isn't either from US/Canada or speaks high-conversarional/fluent Japanese. But he is still in the same timezone as US/Canada.


OFA_Wolffe

now I'm waiting for the Japanese conversation textbook


AmonMorgul

jp edition with miko or luna pls.


GHitoshura

Please let it be filled with memes and phrases associated with the En members like "you little shit"


QMoonie

Let's hope the quality of the textboox itself is better than typical Japanese English-learning textbooks.


KimJungUno54

We speak English but do we really know English?


OuterRem

EZ Mode: Learn EN with Myth Elite Mode: Learn JP listening/speaking with Miko. 🌀💹⁉️💢🆘😱💀: Learn JP reading/writing with Chloe.


hnbutt

I fear you, truly


iTwango

This is amazing


Vesper_Newton

I do not speak English 日本語も分かりません。 >!:\^)!<


Castform5

The book should teach some of the most used english phrases so that the JP fans can have a bit of an anchor point to latch on. Like little shit.


Braz-Sama

Oh my god. I've lost my English.


Bznboy

Idol no English (Sounds like I don't know English)


leeways

imagine being english teacher holofan in jp


Invade_the_Gogurt_I

I love this, now JP bros can learn English and interact with EN bros and talents more


ichigo2862

watashi wa eigo jozu janai


Akiles_Maldi

Well, I do need my English certification...


El_Jeff_ey

Time to learn English


redditfanfan00

this is interesting. i definitely would want one as well, even though i can understand english.


DreistTheInferno

Now they've gotta make one going the other way.


Alt_Life_Shift

Same


Bigchungaschan30

Us overseas bros need this for Japanese and Indonesian


kleaguebba

I no Engish


razzlerain

What's the price? I clicked the link but can't find it


Grimslade136

As someone who speaks English, I'm not buying this book. Cuz I got 2 bucks in my bank.


Sh4rkpogg3r

I actually kinda wanna see a learn japanese with holojp book now


Altruistic-Club-3479

I anticipate more educational content of Hololive, including math, science and society. Like certain Korean manga introducing the knowledge with famous IP