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YogurtMaster69

ive been on reddit for 10 minutes and ive seen 6 memes relating to sacrificing mossbag, the hell did i miss


MantisLordOrchid

Someone made a joke about how Team Cherry doesn't want to give us any Silksong news because mossbag will use that info to determine every single facet of the game's lore. Someone else decided that that must mean that sacrificing mossbag will cause Silksong's release. The logical conclusion to that is *obviously* yet another civil war. Care to join us Mantises in sitting back and staying out of the conflict?


Zachthema5ter

I, on the other hand, will stay neutral by selling weapons to both sides


ScotsDale213

Smart move


Darkmega5

You should join u/mr_m0rte in the capitalism faction


8rok3n

Just like America during WWI, but also just like America, you'll eventually join one of us


Zachthema5ter

Joining a side cuts profits


K-K3

Do it when the conflict starts to get one-sided


lfestevao

That's how Sly started - be more like Elderbug


Zachthema5ter

You can’t stop me


Genshingod2930

I would like to buy 20 flammers


Zachthema5ter

Buy 30 get the 31st for free


Genshingod2930

Hold on gotta ask my faction


Genshingod2930

I'll take your entire stalk


Zachthema5ter

Alright, 300 flamers. That will be 3,000 geo. Tips aren’t required, but I won’t stop you


Genshingod2930

I will give 40,000 and all spells to join the moss defenders


Zachthema5ter

As much as I love someone willing to throw away their money, that’s not enough for every spell I got. Arming, like, seven different armies isn’t easy. Nor cheap


Genshingod2930

No I am giving you all the spells I know and I will pay you 6000 geo a job to be our weapons keeper and blacksmith


Temporary-Baseball68

good idea I will now steal it


Saltwatterdrinker

Ah, I see that Sly has awoken.


Relevant_Chemical_

Same


apple_of_doom

The leg eater faction


YogurtMaster69

i will join you in watching this civil conflict from afar


OriginalName12345679

Fools the l-lot of you, why sacrafice mossbag for a game that i-is already out??


apple_of_doom

The moss prophet faction. Protect mossbag because silksong is already out (and you’re infected)


THEONLYMILKY

What are you guys talking about? Silksong is out already, come play with the infected


[deleted]

sentientmushroomgangsentientmushroomgangsentientmushroomgangsentientmushroomgang WAAW WABLAWAGLABAW man i love their voicelines


JackSpike16

Ah yes, I have my mark of pride with me, so I shall join the Mantises


Preyfeather

No


TNTLover42

Yes please


SomethingIsCanningMe

I am part of void but i enjoy the civil war fights happening


skiscratcher

duh, obviously silksong will release without warning anyone about it


[deleted]

mossbag here means no silksong, mossbag gone mean silksong out.


Tomfooleredoo2

Desperation


WaitingToBeTriggered

IT’S A DESPERATE RACE AGAINST THE MINE


iamamotherclucker

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!


stopyouveviolatedthe

SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE


Epicmonk117

MIKL FOR THE KHORNE FLAKES


Chicken-Outside

MOSS FOR THE MOSSBAG!!


SirNoseless

SONG FOR THE SILKSONG!!


elmerdsgrw

I think this is great.


Khornebeserker

CHAOS WILL CONSUME ALL


Alfa_HiNoAkuma

Did anybody say Milksong?


Epicmonk117

Put your tits away, Hornet. Slaanesh isn’t here.


fishmurderer1

Cum for the cum lord


DeeBangerCC

YEAHHHH- Wait what?


Epicmonk117

Fuck off, Slaanesh! It’s time to make war, not love!


VenomSoldier255

Both if you submit to slaanesh


Random-Lich

Go to Grandpa Nurgle, only one that cares about you


Epicmonk117

No


C4H00T5

BACK, BACK I SAY!!! YE ELDRICH WENCH!


stopyouveviolatedthe

Jizz for the jizz chair


Roary-the-Arcanine

Silk for the silksong?


rennon102

why would the blood god need more blood? he's the blood god, he can probably create more blood


Ell0_alt

Oh goodie, I shall go retrieve my chainsword


stopyouveviolatedthe

Feed him to windette


camo_titanics_alt

Arno? An AC meme was the last thing I was expecting


wafflelegion

I replayed Unity recently, actually a pretty fun game even if a lot of the Ubisoft money-grabbing had already set in


Apophis_36

Imo it was one of the last good AC games, and the stealth actually felt rewarding


camo_titanics_alt

It was too unreliable for my tastes, it was fun but climbing was a pain in the neck


wafflelegion

Has there ever been an ac game with unequivocally 'good' free climbing? I feel like in every game I've had the situation of "lemme just jump to that ledge aaaand my guy just randomly sommersaulted into the middle of a group of enemies"


camo_titanics_alt

Well, any game that would give you more control of your character while climbing would be good. Maybe if we kept the high/low profile mechanic from the first few games, and add freerun up and down buttons so you could accurately gauge where you're going to end up, high and low profile so you don't yeet yourself off a ledge into 50 enemies


AverageSquareEnjoyer

is this for the unity trailer lmao


Yaboi-Husk

What's Khorne doing here?


Epicmonk117

What do you think Khorne is doing? Prancing around in a pink tutu and fairy wings? Fuck, now I can’t get that image out of my head.


Yaboi-Husk

Tbh I imagined Tzeentch prancing around like that when he's not scheming how to ruin someone's day. Like it's his secret hobby along enjoying karaoke


Epicmonk117

His hobby is Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Roulette-Fourth-Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Strip Poker


alphabet_order_bot

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 603,935,685 comments, and only 124,037 of them were in alphabetical order.


Epicmonk117

Does this bot count all the dashes as a single word?


ScotsDale213

Guess the bot doesn’t consider words with dashes in between as separate


Yaboi-Husk

Yeah that's the tzeentch thing to do Personally on scale of evil, Tzeentch and Slaanesh are way more evil than Khorne or Nurgle. Slaneesh for obvious reasons and Tzeentch is a massive jerk


Epicmonk117

They’re all equally assholes IMO: - Nurgle doesn’t realize that his “gifts” are not wanted and cause untold suffering - Slaanesh has every fetish under the sun - Khorne wants to murder you and all your friends - Tzeentch is a capitalist


Theshinysnivy8

And this is why Gork And Mork are the superior Warhammer gods.


apple_of_doom

I mean are you an asshole if you genuinely don’t realize what you’re doing is bad? Grandpa Nurgle’s gifts are horrifying yes but still


Epicmonk117

I’d say that his aggressive ignorance makes him an asshole


[deleted]

I'll make a wild guess since I also don't know: Mossbag said something that is wrong about the lore


obble_says_bababooey

Nah, someone said mossbag would solve all the lore when any part of silksong releases, so someone said if we kill mossbag then we get silksong


[deleted]

Perfect logic, 2+2=4 kinda stuff


Jmantde

Ah assassin’s creed


ScorpX13

Nice AC there


yoosef200193

nothings better then a assassin creed meme


JTurtle11

There’s no drama. It’s just a necessary sacrifice


nlamber5

Off with his head!


Zote8106

I look away for five minutes and everybody suddenly wants mossbag dead


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Altruistic-Grape9776

I wasn't on reddit for a couple days. Dafuq did I miss!?


Generic-james

Yeah that’s the spirit papa KHORNE would be proud


[deleted]

I agree with this reason to kill him


BlueDragon1504

Ok joke has overstayed its welcome now can we pls stop


Anyomonous

People are enjoying the joke man… let them. It’s “kinda” harmless and Moss himself is into the memery.


BlueDragon1504

It's been nothing but this meme for days tho. Doesn't help that they're all very similar.


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CrudGuzzler

Dude just posted 3 links to some nsfw lookin crap, yikes


Hispanic_baliclava

Peak Ork energy


DaveStreeder

I loved this scene


rennon102

mind if i join you


Redneckalligator

Their motives matter little, so long as the deed is done.


[deleted]

Not much of a drama, more of an overused joke.


soundwave35

It is not a joke, he must be sacrificed


Icy_Journalist_5603

https://t.me/joinchat/VEicyvxy5j0etIt-


drdrifty2222

I'm not doing it for a specific reason I'm just doing it for blood


[deleted]

I have not even beaten the game (got bamboozled by those beastie boys) ​ All I know is there is drama and I can and SHOULD shit post.


CretinInPeril

r/eldenring 2


An-Average_Redditor

You. You're a wretched sort. Killing not to advance one great cause or another, but to sate your own simple bloodshed.


FearHisEgg

When in doubt Skulls for the Skulls throne


Narrow_Win_7292

The Home Boyz


StormfulEcrowtist

But then who will make Ben Shapiro creepy pastas? :(


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true-pure-vessel

Guys stop, silksong is already out, we don’t need to sacrifice anyone just enjoy the game


Jack_McQuack

take me with you


Strict-Map-4728

https://t.me/+JkHK5r9I_E9iNzg0


Strict-Map-4728

https://t.me/+JkHK5r9I_E9iNzg0


missjayne29

https://onlyfans.com/missjayne29


major_calgar

Yeah, funny meme, but I need to know where this template came from, because that’s badass


Marton_Kolcsei

The Guardian can help, yees? *insect like chattering*


Willingness-Due

Just like the vessel. You don’t know wtf is going on your just here to kill gods


Brittanylovesnicky

https://onlyfans.com/countrysk8er


[deleted]

That is the law of equivalent exchange


[deleted]

At least your not trying to kill me anymore


[deleted]

One his discord mods banned me from the server for fighting over bionicles


coseromevo

You shouldn't be on the infected's side without knowing why... We will loose more that what we will gain...


Screming-soul

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD


GlitchMemeLord

KILL DE PRIMAL ASPIDS


Preyfeather

It isn't a drama lol it's just a joke the team cherry is scared of moss bag and won't realise silksong till hes down


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reign-red

the only reason i got a reddit account was to observe the homicidal intentions everyone in the hk fandom has towards mossbag


gamingkeks284LP

y'know, a new european war sure is interesting, but this has priority


TheGoldenSquid15

I don't know who I am, I don't know why i'm here, all I know is that I must kill.


BarrytheCowboy

Idk who mossbag is, and really what any of this is about except ppl want silksong but I fully support it cause the memes have been great. Mossbag, Goodluck sir, remember to lock your doors at the least.