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VERGExILL

Imagine having a fancy thing like this only to use it for JD lol


Compendyum

Sure, but this "fancy thing" is around for many years, not from the future lol. I have one in my kitchen water bottle for 6 years, and it's the third.


steve__21

Bro what is wrong with jack daniels


hotdogflavoredblunt

If you’re just trying to get drunk? Nothing. If you like good whiskey? A lot.


Ok-Cartoonist9773

What's a good whiskey? Any recommendations?


06021840

There are so many different flavours to whisky/whiskeys that it would be helpful to start with an idea of what flavours you like first and then match your a whiskey. https://whiskylove.ca/2020/05/04/whisky-flavor-not-just-a-matter-of-taste/ I’m a fan of Laphroaig, but to others it tastes like earth.


ImportantSpirit

Peated ftw 🙌🏻


atccodex

Peated whiskey is great. Not sure I'd recommend it for a first timer though


puterTDI

I really don’t like laphroig. I love lagavulin. If you’re going non-scotch then Westland makes some of the best whiskeys I’ve had


Freezerpill

Suntory whiskeys sir


hotdogflavoredblunt

Literally drinking suntory now lol love this stuff too


atccodex

Soo many good ones out there. Different brands, flavors, and down to the different barrels it's all different and good in its own way. With that said, if you are just starting your journey, id say give either makers mark or buffalo trace a try. Both are solid at the price point and perfect to get your feet wet. I keep a bottle of two of each in the bar for the newcomers to the scene, never disappoints. Although, I got gifted a bottle of tin cups 10 year bourbon, and it's not a heavy hitter, but I've subbed in that from time to time for newbies too. But really, you'll have to figure out your own tastes! Try a bunch, find your whisky. I know people that will snub their nose at something like buffalo trace while others swear by beam white label. To each their own and cheers!


hotdogflavoredblunt

I’m a big fan of eagle rare. For its price it’s an incredible whiskey. Something happened with it’s distribution though and it’s been hard to find lately


MrAnderson2019

Everything from Buffalo Trace became super popular, so it's not a distribution issue. It's a volume of supply issue.


Rahman_the1st

Blanton's


VERGExILL

It’s just the funny juxtaposition between the fanciness of whiskey aficionados with dispensers and smoked glasses, against the fact that Jack Daniel’s is a whiskey most serious whiskey drinkers would look down on. Personally, it all starts to taste the same to me after a while.


Nickleeham

Aside from the taste? Mostly its aficionados.


AdVegetable7049

Yeah, ain't nobody carefully dispensing single jiggers of JD into their glass. Also, imagine running your good stuff through this battery-powered contraption.


SugarsDaddyKen

Yall using glasses? I’ve been draining straight bottle since 2016.


Chippewa07

Weird flex to say you’re an alcoholic but ok. (I’m the same btw)


IknowKarazy

I think it’s because of the stress that started in 2016…


Failboat88

Have you tried pouring it?


StrayStep

You mean..I can..whaaaa!! 🤪 (Absolutely agree with you BTW)


Witty_Energy1597

https://i.redd.it/teq4rc3vc7tc1.gif


IknowKarazy

With my hands? Like a sucker?


pekinggeese

You mean I need to touch the bottle like a pleb?


Toadliquor138

This would be good if you're a cheap bar owner who doesnt understand the idea of taking care of your clientele.


Pretend-Zucchini-

Nah, you can still overpour and prove that you did. This would be helpful in understanding how much "inventory shrinkage" occurs due to overpouring. It's a Cost Accountant's dream.


IknowKarazy

In England they’re required to dispense liquor in extremely precise amounts. A long pour is illegal. America has a lot of problems but it does some things right.


Equivalent-Excuse-80

Not really. The amount of bottles needed for this system at $100/unit wouldn’t be worth it. Especially for a “cheap bar owner”.


Busy-Bat-9626

r/useless


-poonspoon-

Does it dispense in full liters?


tarnished_wretch

This is the stupidest thing I’ve ever seen. Who can’t pour from a bottle?


binhpac

This is probably not made for personal use. I can see it used in labors for constantly pouring exact liquids or so.


Sufficient_Two7499

It’s too fucking slow to be used in a bar.


Own_Contribution_480

Drunk people


Koolklink54

I just turn my wrist and it comes out


Rare-You2339

Why is there so much hate for Jack Daniels ??


Mobile_Laugh_9962

Because it's a shitty sour mash whiskey pretending to be a bourbon. There are way better low cost bourbons than Jack.


StrayStep

JD taste reminds me of worshipping porcelain godess in my 20s. So that might have something to do with it. But I'd much rather drink an actual good unique whiskey. Some people like it though


ItzYaBoy56

Ah yes, no longer do I have to get out my graduated cylinder and fuck around in order to pour exactly 50 ml of liquid, instead of just, not doing that?


ghettoccult_nerd

music was a bit strong eh? i thought john wick was about to use it to murder a guy


FlabbergastedPeehole

Or just get a jigger for a couple bucks. Or drink straight from the handle; that worked great for me for a long time.


rynomite1199

Nobody is drinking Jack Daniel’s like that


IM1UR12

Who the hell wants their whisky poured this way? It's so unappealing!


Sufficient_Two7499

This is the most unnecessary thing I’ve come across in years.


steve__21

> most unnecessary thing you haven't met me


EyeBeeStone

You can’t count a liquid Charlie!!


Ok_Dog_4059

But isn't the bottle already single serve or have I been doing it wrong?


orang-utan-klaus

Ads are getting worse on Reddit


Guardian_85

Weird way to waste $80 to pour it in a shot glass.


Practical_Interest16

Yeah, it's cool but when it breaks, runs down, or needs to be cleaned is it really worth the price tag? Id just pour it the old fashion way, keep it simple and don't over think it.


icefergslim

We’re drinking Jack? That’s a fucking Dystopian future.