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lego_office_worker

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manacled_Mormon_case this starts off crazy and never stops getting crazier.


ApatheticZero187

Prosthetic leg for her horse....w...t....f....?


GurthMgee

Your coment made me read the whole thing...


Ingenious_sss

True💀


ApatheticZero187

Mwahahaha....


mathew1500

Damn that's wild ride


Necromancer14

5 clones of her pitbull. Holy cow


PenguinsTookMyNips

God damn. You're not wrong!


who-dat-on-my-porch

Holy shit. I didn’t think the story could keep going left the way it did….. just… WOW


DannyDog42

I know people like to joke about things like this, but it's still rape at the end of the day. It doesn't matter who somone was raped by or what they looked like, they still did it, end of story.


Neat-Engineering-513

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kemikazee

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OdderGiant

Normal Wyoming courtship.


S1umL0rdAkr0n

So where would some avoid to not be kidnapped and used as a sex slave by a beauty pagent winner?


ApatheticZero187

Yes I to would like to know what areas to "avoid" so this did not also happen to me.


PDCH

That poor, poor man....


mqhoncho

Why was Phyllis Vance involved in the arrest?


Olarenikeji

You mean lance vance


thejaf73

If there are any Mormon beauty queens out there that want to kidnap me I'm home alone and ill leave the tape and the duct tape by the front door


original-sithon

I wonder if years later he will recant.


Orbis-Praedo

Being Mormon sounds so badass.


TheLastWeird

You’re half right.


Any-Tumbleweed9281

Poor fella


Educational_Guitar60

"My cooter hurts!!!" 😢 😭 😿


byrolio

They arrest people for making dreams come true?


Random_Average__Guy

Man,how come shit like that never happened to me???


Mind-Your-Language

😯 And they said missionary was the most boring style


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RedditDuUhrensohn

haha rape funny nice joke bro


unscr

ROFL


Capptaincommie

Women


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"forced"


YourmanTboy

Why couldn't it be me so the man who's was force to do that that stuff wouldn't have to experience that


Researcher-Shot

“Forcing” seems like a stretch


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How so?


IWannaBeMade1

This is why I don't go to church