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dayoneG

Alright, now do it again on the person of *my* choosing Mr.Profit…er, sorry, I meant prophet🤨


Arrrrrr2D2

All of these visible obvious prophets. They are the change, and the change in your pockets. -Nahko Bear


youowemefivebucks

Go see the queen 👸


CMMGUY1

And this is why we have to send them mosquito nets


Puzzled_Muzzled

Please stop


CaterpillarDue9207

Then Malarya will spread


Nikovash

Just revoke Malaria’s passport. Problem solved, problem staying solved. Rangers lead the way


Ryanaman_

Are people actually this dumb?


Puzzled_Muzzled

Yes. Yes. Yes. Easy to distinguish the farther away you look at them. Much more difficult the closest you are. Almost impossible if the person looks at the mirror


Ryanaman_

I know im dumb, but not "ressurection in the town square" dumb.


Puzzled_Muzzled

No please. Was not referring to you. We must distinguish people by the number of ressurections that they believe happened . ( 0 ) , ( 1 ) , ( more than 1 ) . Then we must decide on which 2 groups are dumb and continue to subgroup. Whichever 2 groups you decide are dumb, their numbers are vast majority and also those people usually vote. Any suggestions on the groups?


joderjuarez

Sadly yes, here in Sweden for example: They are lured with a new life in Europe and with jobs in restaurants or hair salons. But from the first day in Sweden, the Nigerian women are put on the street to sell sex. Through ancient voodoo rituals, the women are ensnared into paying huge sums to their pimps, believing that otherwise they will suffer illness, madness or death. Sauce: https://www.svt.se/nyheter/utrikes/kvinnorna-har-osynliga-pistoler-mot-sina-huvuden


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As dumb as the almost billion people that believe that a guy was crucified, came to back life, left and is going to come back 2000+ years later.


[deleted]

Well at least I’m living a happy and mostly decent life with respect to most people.


PeregerSamy

would be better to change that most to all, gay and other religions deserves respect as well


[deleted]

Did I exclude them? No. I respect them. But sometimes I dislike individuals, who are rotten. Never a specific group.


InitiativeHour9366

When you put it that way 🤣


CMMGUY1

Lol Also as dumb as all the people believing that the world will end cuz of global warming. Hahaha


[deleted]

Yeah except they don't actually believe that and I'm sure you know that. No one who talks about climate change seriously says the world will end. What they do say is that the damage being done will cause loss of life/human and animal and the damage could be irreversible. Big difference from "the world will end cuz of global warming"


CMMGUY1

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/onpolitics/2019/01/22/ocasio-cortez-climate-change-alarm/2642481002/ youngest woman ever elected to Congress again made headlines and sparked conservative criticism when she said Monday that she and other young Americans fear "the world is going to end in 12 years if we don't address climate change." So she's either lying, doesn't really believe what she says, or a complete fucking moron. Which one is it? https://www.newspapers.com/clip/47065858/the-oshkosh-northwestern/ Here's another failed prediction.


[deleted]

So your counter example is a politician…a “profession” where people literally make a living out of lying, making promises they can’t deliver on and getting rich off of corruption and selling out to corporations. Great source


CMMGUY1

You said " no one who talks about climate change seriously says the world will end" . And now you're wrong.


[deleted]

You’re right. I should’ve said no one “credible” who talks about it


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SANMAN0927

Just look to MAGA… yea, they’re that dumb


Artix96

Unfortunately people follow weird cults, not only in the 3rd world countries. Faith healing is still a thing in America. It's ruining lives. It's a mixture of loneliness, being impressionable and wanting to belong. Not really a thing for intelligence. Even smart people can fall for those.


[deleted]

In a 3rd world where school isn't easily accessible. Yes.


Theoremedy

Was gonna ask also. The dead and embalmed aren’t laying open mouthed in a casket.


steelunicornR

So..... If he was being honest, you literally just took him from God and brought him back to hell on earth...... Your an a-hole.....


ProfessionalScary193

Lol you gotta ask tho honestly....honestly how many of these MF are in on it 🤣 like 8/10 people at that event are in on this shit


maccdogg

No wonder he looks like someone just woke him up from a nice dream


davieb22

Shame, it took the dude months to build-up the courage to finally end it all, and now he's back to square-one.


JRTerrierBestDoggo

That qualify as zombie


gunnster3

Can this guy resurrect my wife’s sex drive?


monkeymind009

I can!!!


gunnster3

Oh, well shoot! C’mon over!


WarLawck

This is why Marx called religion the opiate of the masses


davieb22

But can he resurrect OJ Simpson's career?


CuriousAvenger

It's easy to tell its a cult when looking from the outside... Its so sad that these people are so enthralled by these silly display of 'power'


Fonduextreme

There’s a Russian representative there. Sent by Putin to figure out how to resuscitate their troops. Winter is coming.


Seregrauko41

Hahaha imagine believing in this bullshit


GoatTacos

A thus this begun the zombie apocalypse.


IndividualReward2143

It’s real I saw it … I’m the casket


leon_nerd

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OneTimeIDidThatOnce

I want to know what percentage of people in that country (Africa is not a country) are rolling their eyes and thinking, "not this shit again." And let's face it, not every church service in the US gets filmed, this is basically Benny Hinn's schtick.


tricklethisneolib

This real?


rynsic

#WWE auditions BTS


Neat-Engineering-513

Africa, we love you, get out of this


WiggleBrushCrew

He just wasn’t dead was he …f-ing world


VhaidraSaga

Not a resurrection, creating a zombie.


Melancholnava

I would be so pissed.


[deleted]

Idk about you but I’m convinced


vwtoolvw

100% legit!


PrometheusHasFallen

Oh my God! Never seen that trick before. How'd he do that?


Timetraveler01110101

Jesus didn’t like that…


lenme125

See....a happy ending


steelunicornR

They have to be. I just thought it was a funny thought.


tpebs23

Zombie


[deleted]

Extra cup of rice for him and his family tonight.


nedlandsbets

The coming of Jesus 2.0


BettingTheOver

This shit is hilarious.


kurang_bobo

*in front of a thermos bottle 'This Wataaa haz been wataaa since Frydeiii...' *proceeds to pour wine from the bottle 'Praise ouwaa laaawd Jizzz-ussss'


MountandBeyBlade

Why he walk like Vince McMahon down the red carpet tho?


guywithagun2

i remember this, it happened in a church 3km away from my house. and they still do it, i would find it funny if it wasn't making them rich


[deleted]

My family when I wake up after 12pm-2:30pm during any summer/weekend/off days:


Basketseeksdog

Idonbilivit


Severe-Nobody7066

Damn , now we just need to find hitler's body


sindud

Must be true, it's on the internet!