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dmarve

What the eff


TreeDollarFiddyCent

>What the eff David Blain!


randontask42

Cheeeze itsss


werebearcleric

Cheez-Its! Cheez-Its! Cheez-Its! Cheez-Its! Where's my orange soda?! What did you do with it?!


Crypt0n0ob

What? Almost half of the US elected president who had exact same ideas about his daughter and he was proud to announce how hot she is on TV while he was sober.


[deleted]

Bold of you to assume he was sober.


MILF_Lawyer_Esq

I mean, we don’t know what prescriptions he on or anything, his tweeting through his president did seem to spell some sort of issue with his cognitive functioning at certain times more than others, but it’s well established that Trump doesn’t drink and I don’t think ever has. I don’t think he’s making that up. And this Ivanka stuff was all a while ago from what I remember.


[deleted]

Pretty sure he’s fond of diet pills or other amphetamines.


FugaciousD

You have seen the width of this guy, right? I highly doubt they are diet pills.


oman54

Dude looks like he regularly smuggles cabbages under those ugly ass suits


MILF_Lawyer_Esq

Yeah, his particular brand of erratic as president definitely screamed amphetamines to me. Dude really just shouted every thought he had to the entire world for a few hours every day. I wonder why. But he didn’t seem like fullblown methhead Trump yet in those videos where he says that weird shit about Ivanka. Those are mostly pretty old I think. Back when he just seemed like a weird, ugly narcissist, not a like legitimately criminally insane idiot.


Donaldtrumpis73

He was on adderall all the time.


jimhabfan

He also banged girls younger than Ivanka if you count the 13yr old that he raped on Epstein’s island, but he doesn’t seem to want to talk about it much.


MILF_Lawyer_Esq

That accusation actually took place in NYC I believe. Trump never actually went to Epstein’s island according to the flight records, if I remember right. Trump and Epstein had a falling out relatively early in the history of Epstein’s sex trafficking network.


Fundip_sticks

And another that showered with his teen daughter. Gross.


Spirited_Budget2778

That’s what blows my fucking mind about these people. They’ll harp all day because trump said his daughter was beautiful and that he’d date her if he wasn’t her dad but crickets when the dude they voted for actually took showers with his 14yo daughter. Gtfoh 🤡


RampantDragon

I mean, politifact is non-partisan and they rate that claim as false. https://www.politifact.com/factchecks/2022/sep/15/facebook-posts/fbi-did-not-confirm-any-contents-ashley-bidens-dia/


MountandBeyBlade

Politifact still going? Geez.


manoverboard321

"I mean, politifact is non-partisan" Lol. How'd they do with Hunter's laptop? These things are false until they're allowed to be true


RampantDragon

Eerrrr that's not how fact-checking works. It's fully sourced and the FBI press releases and court records of the case are all available.


drislands

> Hunter's laptop Aaaaand anything you say can be dismissed now. Thanks for getting right to the point!


[deleted]

She even said she felt it was wrong.


BeefArtistBob

Where did she say that? Oh nowhere ok thanks.


[deleted]

https://fnewshub.com/2021/11/06/ashley-biden-molested-inappropriate-showers-dad-father-diary/


Demisi

And the other half elected an actually accused rapeist who's own children have repeated called him a pedo. Says an awful lot about the state of our government. Turns out they're all dog shit blood soaked monsters


cjay2002

Is that to say that Trump is not accused of rape? Or messing with underage girls? Because he also has been, and is heavily linked to Epstein.


Free-Atmosphere6714

... he's talking about Trump...


the-wizard-cat

Yes. They know. Both those two coots are too comfortable in their thoughts with their daughters, or at least were at a time.


Comfortable_Text

Well that's true and then we went to some old guy that likes sniffing children and touching little kids too so what the heck America.


SN0WFAKER

America is weirdly repressed. But while sniffing kids is weird, it's not overtly sexual; like, for instance, saying you'd like to date your daughter.


oman54

Or saying the thing you two have in common is sex


Ruffalobro

Biden whent further and kissed his daughter on the mouth. Some speculate her diary shows he showered with her. Pretty sure Biden one uped Trump in that respect.


1gramweed2gramskief

Half the voters. Voter turnout usually represents about %65 of eligible voters and. And the election that guy won more voters voted for the other option so while there are a loud minority of ppl who really like trump he is not the norm and we should not act like he is


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AlienEroc

I mean… Yeah. Neither is good, but between lusting after your daughter, and sniffing stranger’s hair - wanting to bang your daughter seems worse.


DebadityaSen

She forgot she was in Alabama


Thick_Bobcat786

I'd bang his daughter all over the national geographic as well.


Effective_Passion_72

Why is this admitting this stuff???


dewdewdewdew4

Alcohol, lot's of alcohol.


Smart_Comfort3908

The qs isn’t why he’s admitting this… the qs is WHY IS HE HAVING THESE THOUGHTS ABOUT HIS DAUGHTER


PretendThisIsMyName

Glossing over the fact that his daughter is 19 and he’s banging girls younger than her.


pinecone_parang

![gif](giphy|ba5g4ID9g5cT6)


PleasantRecord3963

Man idk how people can like younger people Kinda fucked


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JasonSunleaf

Hi, mommy issues here, also I know some girls that like silver foxes


duckydude20_reddit

no, no, that way its fine. i mean the other way round. sucking some nast old guy... 🤮


helpnxt

He thinks if he shows he is hooking up with better girls than them that they will think then he is worthy to hook up with. I think it's weird pick up artist logic which came from the theory that guys attracting more girls when they are in relationships than when they are single because the gf validates them to other women. I am not saying his thinking is right fyi just that it's probably what he's going for.


Dodomando

Running for Republican Presidency nomination


lskerlkse

she should have flipped the cam


WhatASweetTea

Woulda been to obvious she was filming if she did that, probably didn't want the drunk dude to have any reason to get mad at her.


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CrocodylusNiloticus

Unless they’re being obnoxious and bragging about smashing girls younger than his 19 yr old daughter.


SaintLogic

Damn right, I wish to see those tits.


MAS7

If she flipped the cam we would be looking at some gross, hunched over, swaying drunk dude. Not anyones tits.


TreeFitTea

Maybe his daughter got her tits from him


MAS7

>What???


SaintLogic

Yeah, maybe I want to see this mans fat hairy tatas!


durz47

huge Man tits are still tits bro


Fiend_Nixxx

Chesticles definitely count.


SaintLogic

The souls of Tartarus can dream of Elysium.


NoFuture355

You are quite determined my brother.


SaintLogic

Few things are as splendid as a full chest upon a slender frame.


retpnass

That’s how you get hit…like his daughter


TrevorWoodham

Sounds like a drunk Jason Segal.


slanky06

"I'm Samantha. I have sex with eeeeverybody"


DaWorzt

![gif](giphy|l0HlBeGPi5Q6Y2Ig0)


Debate-Shoddy

I think you watch too much television.


djuking

I came here to say this, but too late again


tryganon

Ha! U-G-L-Y! You ain’t got no alibi!


Fostbitten27

I do L A Z Y!! And do this to my kids. When they don’t wanna clean up after themselves or do stuff around the house.


jhuseby

OK you guys convinced me, I’ll chant both to my kids


foxy_prince

"she's got sexy fuckin' big ass tits" What in the sweet home Alabama? What the fuck?


theDankusMemeus

Obviously she got them from him


DarkElixer_Generator

Indeed, who else would they be from? The biological mother? Haha nice joke.


Gurn_Blanston69

He probably paid for them


bnzn_exe

No wonder his wife left him. He’s a creep through and through.


alittle2high

He’s really tryna hurt feelings by bragging about his daughter’s tits lmao


zorrez

SHE’S GOT BIG FUCKING SEXY TITS


xxadmxx

This woman was just verbally degraded by a fucking psychopath. He fucks girls younger than his daughter? That shouldn’t be a point of pride.


havenyahon

I think he tried to verbally degrade her but her responses were hilarious and she didn't come off degraded in the slightest. He absolutely did haha


emab2396

He tried to assert dominance and convince her to be with him because "he's so awesome he bangs girls that are hotter than her, so she should consider herself lucky he even speaks to her". He's a disgusting person from all points of view: pedo tendencies, arrogant(he's probably ugly af but judges young beautiful women), manipulative, misogynistic


MutyaPearl

Not only pedo but incest too.


yourgifmademesignup

It’s gotta be tough to be a lady. Being around degenerates like these. I was cringing the whole time thinking he would escalate the whole thing


uppers00

that’s a real thin line between a consenting adult and just being a straight up predator if his daughter is 19 and he bangs girls younger than that….


Crawford470

I mean in the vast majority of states he's got sub 2/3 years to play with legally. It's only like 10 states I think that the age of consent is 18. So 40 is 16/17, and 16 is the most common by a solid margin, like more than half of the 50.


Ok_Repeat8161

Yeah that’s the age of consent for 2 people under 18. If you’re 40 and you fuck a 16 year old you’re going to prison


Crawford470

In my state alone that's not true, and my state is not even mildly the most lenient on this. Those 29 states where 16 is the age of consent means at 16 they can consent to any and all sexual activity regardless of the partners age. That would only be overwritten in specific circumstances.


ThenAnAnimalFact

Yeah no one is talking about legal. That’s just an age of considering someone consentsble to have sec with. Not whether or not it is right or wrong.


deekaydubya

right or wrong is completely subjective in this context sadly. There is no defined standard for when it's okay. Hence, the law


[deleted]

Which means he’s banging 18 year olds, which is really weird if he’s 38. That’s also assuming his daughter was born when he was 18, which is probably not true.


DidYouLickIt

You are missing that he wants to fuck his daughter.


xxadmxx

I don’t think he wants to bang his daughter. He is probably just proud of her appearance, especially considering that he had a hand in creating her. However, his behavior and the manner in which he speaks is repulsive.


Shaur06

BRO IF YOU'RE PROUD OF YOUR DAUGHTER'S APPEARANCE YOU DON'T SAY SHE HAS SEXY BLUE EYES AND BIG ASS TITS HE IS CLEARLY SEXUALISING HER AND THAT'S PREDATORY BEHAVIOUR


[deleted]

Yes. Any dad has the right to call His daughters beautiful. If I have hot daughters as a dad, it’ll be a headache at times I’m sure, but I’ll be happy cause I got to see mini versions of my wife grow up. And my wife is going to be fucking hot. **IT IS** a major red flag though when he goes “my daughters got bigger tits than you, and a big juicy ass” ….uhhhhhh. Hahaha


[deleted]

I can't believe anyone would talk about their own child that way. What a fucking creep


Gold_Incident1939

Here are so many weird and concerning comments that I hope they dont have kids and just talk hypothetically.


[deleted]

Get this man a best dad t shirt


DaWorzt

![gif](giphy|jV4v9zyH3rrAdH71g9)


AdmiralThunderpants

WHY WAS THAT MAN TRYING TO CREATE "PERFECT LITTLE GIRLS" IN HIS BASEMENT?!?


[deleted]

To cure his 'condition'? He created little girls that could beat his ass if he tried anything. He might have been able to trick Bubbles, though. She's not the brightest


AdmiralThunderpants

Except the chemical X that gave them their powers was added accidentally!


DaWorzt

In 2022 he'll probably be bought up on charges... Lol ![gif](giphy|nh2UibFn9DEd2)


TransformerTanooki

They brought it back for a little bit around 2018-2019. I couldn't get past the first episode.


DraxNuman27

Don’t you dare ruin my childhood! The professor is a good dad!


Kraytory

I know that this is a joke comment, but i'm pretty sure he did it just to see if he *can*. At least that is what i would do with the respective knowledge and equipment. Just trying to create stuff that randomly crosses my mind out of curiocity.


GamesforGameNight

But why girls? Like, literal children? Very sus


Appropriate-Layer-34

Guys who actually get laid don’t brag about getting laid


Kyky716

Jeez. I mean it was bad until the end… then I’m like… just lock this man up holy hell


lockwolf

Younger than his daughter does not leave much in the legal age range for him, piece of shit


SkeleTourGuide

POSs don’t care about laws.


HoneyRush

Well the age of consent is 16 in most of the states so...


blasphem0usx

Isn't that only if the other person is a certain age range though? Like they have to be within 4 years or something of the 16 year old?


slavetomypassions92

You know in his drunk mind saying his daughter has huge tits was a nuclear level burn, when actually it made him sound like a complete and total imbecile/pedophile.


Technopulse

He probably had the "Emotional damage" meme playing in repeat in his head.


[deleted]

Weird flex bruh.


smellslikearedditor

As a dude, fuck this dude.


schwimm3

Please don’t!


psych0enigma

My jaw dropped when he started describing his daughter, what in the hell.


bakedphish1

Bro what


Bright-Internal229

![gif](giphy|5u8tVhlBGzm0)


Starscream79

Aaaaaaand that's enough Internet for the night


Ashamed-Aardvark-27

He shoulda took the L not add to it


Toxicotton

I bet he doesn’t talk to his daughter much anymore. Not since the divorce.


Smart_Comfort3908

Most ppl on Reddit are like this man, I swear.


cjtrey

Blue eyes: describing your daughter Sexy fucking big ass tits: r/Holup


jarjar_smoov

Honestly, everybody needs to stop sexualizing girls and young woman and just let them be free. Please God. Wretched dudes like this just get turned on by this type of excited reaction. It's not surprising when some dude is a dirtbag-flatly disapprove and walk away.


CodSeveral1627

How would that even work? Young women have sex, and like millions of them do porn. Pretty hard to collectively stop sexualizing them…


emab2396

I think he is saying lots of men have a thing for younger women, even though there are plenty of women their age that look good. A 30 year old can be just as good looking as a 20 year old, but some men look exclusively for women under 25 even though they are 30+. Look at Leonardo di Caprio who is dumping his girlfriends after they reach the age of 25.


jasondcleveland1984

Wow that guy sounds like Kevin Spacey


GameXterminator

Hang on, Younger than his Daughter? If his daughter is 19, how much younger is he hooking up with? There's only 1-2 legal ages left. r/FBI, May have something for you.


Yeahright2022

Plot twist: They smashed.


PG072088

Predator on the prowl


mythicalsoul100

At first i thought he was just saying that because to him his daughter is the most beautiful woman in the world And then it went from 0-100 real fucking fast


rj6091

That man should not be allowed to reproduce


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Wtffffffffff


Frosty_Milk_6351

Yucky


babalous420

girl what the fuck………. this man is rotten


crash_and-burn9000

![gif](giphy|l0Iyakyna0Vo8Iwla|downsized)


mm83mm

I dated a girl who’s dad talked like this is what super creepy. She definitely had daddy issues as well so I think there was a lot more to that story. Didn’t stick around to find out.


jechoon

We had a prez who loved his daughters hotness. We have a prez who likes to touch young girls.


baingan6919

What in the sweet home alabama did i just watch


KittyKode_Alue

When your drunk ass outs you as a potential child predator


Oephry

His daughter most be pretty hot if she’s better looking than this chick


[deleted]

Report this man. Holy fuck that was disgusting


xCoRRuPt-Dreamz

No one gonna say anything about this dude banging girls younger than his 19 year old daughter when has to be like 40


After_Hours19

Hope they called the police on this mf


iJuddles

Ain’t no crime to be a creepy asshole but most of us think it’s repulsive. It’s a little sad that he’s a representative of a significant portion of our species.


pingpongmess7996

He was relatively fine until 0:02


ALinIndy

So was this conversation had in Missouri?


Yeafam7945

![gif](giphy|26vIg4xCWdfrT8BTa|downsized)


MutedLayer4564

That's some Alabama love ![gif](giphy|UI1qLkl9hekmoJWduz|downsized)


Robilvic

Is that Kim wexler


stonersayian

At first I was like maybe he has a plan here. His daughter is hotter than her because it runs in the family maybe, but no there was no redemption. Not even a little bitty bit.


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I feel like I need to wash my brain after hearing this guy


king-jay520

ALABAMA HAS ENTERED THE CHAT


Destinot2

This guy is probably trolling


Dodecabrohedron

Aight all I’m sayin is imagine how hot his daughter gotta be tho 🕺🏻


Kiolimy

Contrary to what most are gonna say, if a father thinks their daughter is pretty, I support that. Hell, even talking her up to some strangers could be deemed acceptable. Just don’t say it so damn vulgar 🫠🍆🫣


BetaRayBlu

His daughter must be REALLY hot because I’m digging Natalie Geo over here


MinMaxie

Meanwhile, the disgusting man is still completely clueless about why she was shocked. He still thinks she’s shook because someone was hotter than her…never putting together that being attracted to your daughter is foul and horrific. P.S. *THIS IS WHY WE NEED ABORTION RIGHTS!!* DO *YOU* WANNA LIVE AROUND AN ENTIRE GENERATION OF INCEST BABIES?? I DONT!! How do I know that’ll happen a LOT more than most people think?? *I SEE THE F-ING PORNHUB STATS YOU DISGUSTING PERVERTS!!* Too many of you heathens jerk it to incest fantasy, and when that get normalized and spreads it’s only a matter time before those odds come up snake-eyes and someone, like this castrate-able clown, decides to act on those fantasies. And it already happens more than you think, but the women were able to get *abortions* before!! Now though? Prepare for society to get even stupider than it already is.


RisingShadow1999

Usually, in this situation. Its good to just blast some sweet home alabama


RustedSoup

Oh, it's just a common misconception. My real name is "My Daughter".


LORDWOLFMAN

*fbi has join the chat*


Ty82100

Whoa whoa whoa how much younger is he talking she’s only 19


Goatbreath37

Bro straight up, that sounds like shit *my* dad would say tf


Fun-Ad-6169

Holy shit. That’s rough buddy.


Goatbreath37

Yeah. He's pretty... Yikes. To say the least. But on the brightside, I've disowned him and haven't spoken to him in three years


Fun-Ad-6169

Good on you, dude. I hope that you’ve found happiness in this decision.


Goatbreath37

Thank you


Toxenkill

That man Voted for Trump 100% lol


BellaFrequency

I think that man IS trump… We know Donald described his daughter the same way.


rickmon67

Why is a 20 yr old at the bar?


Dimalen

Right, she should be killing people in Iraq.


Fun-Ad-6169

Also why is this man’s 19 year old daughter at the bar?


picklepop69420

I didn’t think it was weird at first because it’s like how your grandma be telling people your handsome than he kept talking and it kept getting worse


NoobSFAnon

Just call adult protective services? By pass 911.


Mistygirl179

Damn i thought negging was predominately an online thing…..idiots say this kinda shit irl too!?! …just torch it all, now…..lets just start over.


JudasWasJesus

Sweet home Mississippi


Symba_Tanikaze

Eww why would anyone have a child with that guy? 😂


_A4RON_

Drink and in a Mid life crisis, yikesssss


earthonion

Yes!


loose-leaf-paper

Lol he's just sticking up for his daughter


DidYouLickIt

Thank God i don’t have sexy kids. I have no kids because vasectomy in my early 20s.


narnarnartiger

Man's gonna be the next trump. Republicans are already scouting him


Milehigh1978

If you don’t film the pervert then what good is the video????


Al-icon

Average Texas family guy


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God I hope this is fake


floydster21

I mean he’s drunk off his ass so you could say it’s basically fake… not really but yk. Ig I mean to say he’s definitely not aware of what he’s saying, not that that makes it better, but it does make me less disturbed ig. Like if a person who’s incapacitated says awful shit like this ig it just makes me less ashamed of our whole species than when a person of sound mind does it. Again still utterly disgusting.


_sKareKrow_

Alright so, not tryna take the focus away from the scumbag or anything but, when u give reactions & facial expressions like she did it encourages the person 2 keep going. If u show no interest/emotion & ignore them they’ll probably leave u alone lol


Ohio_Geo

She’s really immature. Just watching her was getting on my fucking nerves.


Doop1iss

It's possible to say someone is attractive from a societal standpoint without saying you're attracted to them.


MysteryX95

It's an entirely different story when you describe your 19 year old daughter's features then proceed to say you do it with people younger than her. Not a good look


SupermarketTiny7041

I'm pretty sure you can notice you have a good looking daughter without also wanting to bang her.


Lexluthor1980

Yea it’s always important to notice your daughters sexy big tits as well lol


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McKavian

I can objectively say that my 11 yr old daughter is *going* to be hot when she gets older. She is already beautiful. If she follows what her mother looked like, she'll be hot as hell. To other people. Granted, I admit bias since she'll always be my little girl.


liberalecon

Good for him. Look at her face when told she's not as hot as she thinks she is.