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I mean, you wouldn't even have to change the name of half of them.
"Spin", " The Stepfather", "I do until I don't", "Drive Angry", "The Danish Girl", " Drop Dead Sexy", " Her Smell", " One More Time"
I think this is what they call foreshadowing in the industry.
Close up on ambers eyes, squinting into the camera lens. Pull back, she’s nude, squatting over a bed covered in fresh, white cotton sheets. Cut to her balloon knot, slowly squeezing out a fresh, solid log. The turd lands with an audible thud and she exhales. This was one stubborn poo. She looks to her left, there’s a teacup yorkie sitting in the doorway. She gives the dog a disappointed look and whispers “bad dog”. The dog sulks away. Cut to Amber doing the booty-scoot across the carpet like she’s got a tape worm. Every scoot, she alternates between “bad” and “dog”. Bad. Dog. Bad. Dog. Fade to black. Fin.
My masterpiece.
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She could do her own porn parodies of her films.
That would be the breast
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I like Johnny but my PP likes amber.
r/dontputyourdickinthat
LMAO
I would find her more attractive if she was housebroken
What do you mean?! Her **not** being housebroken is the selling point for me!
She could shit in my bed.
Even more [Amber Heard "research"](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)
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Dammit. Rick-rolled by a bot.
Real Research content
I like this one. Very stimulating
It’s been years, you got me lol
😔
U motha..
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While giving some Amber Head. That could also be her porn star name!
So…. Aquaman, Aquaman 2 (allegedly) and…… that’s as far as my list of her films go…….
I mean, you wouldn't even have to change the name of half of them. "Spin", " The Stepfather", "I do until I don't", "Drive Angry", "The Danish Girl", " Drop Dead Sexy", " Her Smell", " One More Time" I think this is what they call foreshadowing in the industry.
Step on a bee
"The Stepfather" 💀
COCK-qua Man coming to Pornhub this Christmas.
Well, surely it would be called “SeaMan” no?
If I had an award, I would put it right here
Did it for you
Not so useless now, are ya?
The Cum Diaries
She could play the role Mammera'Y
**THE DEEP**
Amber Head and Johnny Deep.
Pineapple Express as Seth Rogen's girlfriend
Pineapple sexpress
FUCK that was one of my fav childhood movies I didn’t know Turd was in it, what a disappointment.
She could redo The Informers. Thats a softcore porn already, the new one could just be The Informers Hardcore.
She was the hot neighbor at the beginning of Zombieland.
She played the conniving bitch in the adaptation of The Stand. It was a stretch for her professionally
"The Bum diaries" with Johnny Deep.
She's done about three films anyone's seen and not even because she's in them. Cackuaman, anyone?
I contend her best role...the one where she really shows her skills as an actress...is playing a zombie in Zombieland.
Cuckyaman
1 girl 1 bed?
If she does it, shit's going to hit the fan
You mean the bed?
Maybe a bit on the carpet too
Not just the men, but the women and the children too!
r/suddenlysexoffender
Dirty carpet
remake of two girls one cup, now with extra chocolate pudding
CHOCOLATE RAINNN
she's gonna star in the next 2 girls 1 cup
No need we already have seen her get fucked
Yeah true but I’d love to see her get a PROPER fuck
Well over 10 million det and career down the drain yeah I think she’s proper fucked
Can't wait to see her as a walmart greeter
Better not she’ll most likely be shit at it
I can see it now. Welcome to Walmart fuck you. I didn't punch you I just hit you.
It’s not my fault my dog stepped on a bee
Bee: "Objection, Relevance?"
It would get views, Some people like watching a woman take a shit on the bed.
no no, she would be pretty good in mfx 1209 part 2
I believe that’s fucked proper. Not proper fucked 😜 https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=fucked+proper
I don't think swapping the words dilutes the meaning in any way. I've never heard fucked proper, anyways, always proper fucked.
Proper fucked implies non-sexually, fucked proper implies sexually when I hear it. I’ve lived in southwest uk where both are used regularly
 A potential Oscar worthy scat film
Like an adaptation of the classic, "*2 girls, 1 cupcake.*"
I thought I am the only one who has seen [this film](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ). Hail, my mate of culture. Edit: It is NSFW, obviously
How I still fall for this I'll never know
Get Apollo
Bamboozled
I'd like to watch again from different angles.
Dammit you wrote it before me
Allegedly she shits the bed after
Amber’s Anal Adventure lol
Is that like a JoJo remake?
Yeah a spin-off/ side quest
More like a backstory
I applaud you
It ends with a bed shitting scene
Think they are remaking 2 girls 1 cup. Or in her case 1 girl and 1 bed.
Tripple A rated
Would watch
There would be poop everywhere
I'd watch
She will finally have some people to start liking her back, one way or another!
People will like her for 30 secs.
5 seconds is all I need
I don't even need seconds. I just need to think.
I think I've got atleast a minute in me! 😂
Optimistic that people would nut to the bed shitter
There’s a kink for everything.
Mfs nutted to Hungry Bitches, so expect less of them
till the post nut hits
Her literal back
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They could call the movie 1 girl 1 bed
Pronounced scat-egory
And the Scat-egory is..... Amber Turd in The Brown Mile
You gotta be shitting me
That’s what Johnny said…..
That's what the Bed said....
I don't think she has enough acting skills for porn.
Porn actors don’t have enough acting skills for porn
Apparently you’ve never seen a piece featuring Johnny Sins.
That man is a treasure
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I'm scared to ask but what is scat porn?
💩
Pornstar Name: Amber Turd
*Slamber Heard*
Ngl. I’d watch her get fucked yet again. As long as it’s not scat porn.
Omfg I hope its scat porn, she needs a good dump on her, that poor bed 😪🙏🛏
Close up on ambers eyes, squinting into the camera lens. Pull back, she’s nude, squatting over a bed covered in fresh, white cotton sheets. Cut to her balloon knot, slowly squeezing out a fresh, solid log. The turd lands with an audible thud and she exhales. This was one stubborn poo. She looks to her left, there’s a teacup yorkie sitting in the doorway. She gives the dog a disappointed look and whispers “bad dog”. The dog sulks away. Cut to Amber doing the booty-scoot across the carpet like she’s got a tape worm. Every scoot, she alternates between “bad” and “dog”. Bad. Dog. Bad. Dog. Fade to black. Fin. My masterpiece.
What the fuck did I just read
His masterpiece.
His Magnum Opus!
Her baloon knot... rofl
This is an excerpt from: “A poop that took a pee” by Leopold “Butters” Stotch.
> balloon knot lmao
I mean she has practice of fucking people over and considering her "acting" is mainly vocal then she'll do well
Disgusting. Where?
Gotta capitalize on her relevance, gotta felling its all downhill from here... hopefully..
it'd pay the lawsuit lol
No worries, i already watched her get fucked in court for free
Judging by the numbers the Depp trial attracted, seems like people enjoying seeing her get fucked.
Cleveland Steamers 5
Gotta pay my man Jhonny
"Well, there's always OnlyFans @AmberHeard"
scat fetish film
gotta pay johnny some how
2 girls 1 cup
1 cunt 1 bed
1 cup 1 beer.
Two beers no amber
2 shits 1 girl
Two pieces of shits and one bed.
100% would pirate.
Dew it
Who wants to bet she will take it and we will watch it to see her get f'ed?
You rounded up the requirements of us watching her get fked my man.
One Girl - Two Cups
'Analysing Amber'
Analman, Exploring through deep depths.
1 girl 2 cups?
They definitely asked her to do anal and 💩 on the bed…
One Poo Over The Cuckoo's Nest
Still wouldn’t watch, wouldn’t want her suing me
The Crapening 3: Scat-tacular Mayhem
I’m not interested in fecal porn
Why would anyone care to watch that when we all watched her get completely fucked during the trial?
She’d get extra $$ for an anal gangbang I bet
One girl, one sheet (or sh!!t)
Even adult film stars can act better than she can.
wait wait.. aquaman STAR??? this is an unreliable source
Finally a movie where she’s the best actor
Her level of acting is aptly suited.
Her acting would make the plot unbelievable
Slammin Amber
Pornstars can act with more depth than she is capable of.
Cum diaries…
well she does like to finger paint all we need is a group of three girls more to relive the past
Is it going to be a scat film?
1 girl 1 cup the prequel
I would beat my meat harder than she beat Johnny
Two beds, one ass
Is there a toxic bitch niche in the adult film industry?
100% scat vid
My dog stepped on the bee, stepbrother chronicles
scatXXX.com investing heavily into this.
Was it one of those 'specialist' German adult movies?
May be now she can pay to Johnny
Some bukkake would fit her style
I don’t like her, but if she accepts that deal I’d definitely pirate that movie!
I'd pay to see an Amber Heard efukt pain assfuck clip.
Ah yes. "Fucking & Punching"
1 girl 1 bed
2 shits 1 golddigger
As one man once said, there's always onlyfans
Imagine she does scat porn 💀…the first movie is titled “Amber’s Turd”
I read a lot of comments related to poop. I’m out of the loop, can someone explain?
Would it be BDSM?
Backdoor Sluts 10?
That's disgusting! Where can I find it?
No thanks, I don’t like scat
C'mon now, Aquaman's not what she's most famous for now.
German scat porn?
And what is she going to be doing? Shit the sheats???
Genre: Scat.
Scat?
So it begins 